Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt
Sep 3, 2008
Zahara Jolie-Pitt Will Cut You
You Don’t Want To Mess With The Zahara

Here are a few pics of Brad Pitt and his eldest daughter Zahara Marley as they made their hasty way across the tarmac to catch a flight over the weekend … the look on Zahara‘s face is TOO PRICELESS not to post:

I swear to the gods above, I love me some Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt. That little girl looks like she is 4 seconds away from snapping and opening a can of whoop-ass on the poor soul who gets in her way or is fool enough to cross her. Z is a queen, you best bow down y’all.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Aug 14, 2008
Leave the rest of the brood behind
Brad Pitt & Zahara Visit A Museum

Apparently the new baby sheen of the Brangelina twins Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Léon has worn off for big daddy Brad Pitt because he decided to spend some one-on-one alone time with his eldest daughter Zahara Marley in the South of France yesterday afternoon. Here are pics of Dad Pitt and the Queen Z making their way to the Maeght Foundation in Saint-Paul, France for a little art appreciation together:

They make an adorable pair … I love these pics. The Queen Z looks like she’s a handful … I know I wouldn’t wanna be messin’ with her … I know how to recognize. Kudos to Brad for taking the time to shower all of his kids with affection, not just the newest ones ;) Earlier this month we saw pics of Brad and Maddox Chivan out for a day at the go-kart track in celebration of his birthday as well. It must be tough to spend time with all 6 of your kids when you’re a megaceleb (and the scraggly beard on Pitt shows it) but it looks like Brad has got it all under control … well, I think Zahara is the one who is actually in control but you get what I’m saying ;)

[Photo credit: X17]

Jul 2, 2008
Her doctor calls a press conference to give an official update
The Brangelina Twins Mebbe Not So ‘Imminent’

Dr. Michel Sussmann, Angelina Jolie‘s OBGYN, gave a short press conference today in Nice, France to give an official update as to what exactly is going on with the impending birth of her twins. Previous reports (mine included) speculated that she might give birth by the end of this week but Dr. Sussmann clarified that the birth of the babies is still “weeks away”. Here are a couple new photos of Brad Pitt carrying his daughters Zahara and Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt into the Lenval hospital in Nice so that they could visit with their very pregs mother:

Doctor Michel Sussmann said Jolie is doing fine. He spoke at a short news conference Wednesday in Nice, where Jolie is hospitalized. Asked when Jolie is expected to have her twins, he replied “in the weeks to come.” Sussmann stressed that Jolie checked into the hospital to be kept under surveillance, not because of any medical emergency.

Mebbe Angelina will be able to hold out until her August due date after all. I don’t imagine it’s very much fun having to stay at a hospital for weeks prior to giving birth but I’m sure Brangelina want to make sure that everything is done right in order to avoid any emergencies that might spring up at the last minute. And so … with the rest of the world, we wait …

[Photo credit: INFdaily; Source]

Jun 26, 2008
'In Touch' magazine has the proof
Angelina Jolie Is Still Pregs

At long last we finally have photographic proof that Angelina Jolie is still pregs and has not given birth to the twin babies that she is expected to bring forth into the world in August. As you may recall, Entertainment Tonight erroneously reported (by way of a fake source) that Angelina gave birth to her babies a few weeks ago. Despite the fact that Brangelina reps officially denied the report was true, ET remained steadfast in their conviction that their story was true … maintaining that since Angelina has not been photographed since their report came out their report still has validity. Today, In Touch magazine provides photographic proof that Angelina Jolie is still very much pregnant. Here are new photos of Angelina snapped on June 22 on the veranda (some may call it a lainai) of the new Brangelina manse in the South of France:

There has been speculation in the world media that Angelina Jolie already had her babies, but just four days ago on June 22nd, In Touch Weekly’s photographer got a rare shot of Angelina still heavily pregnant, taking a break from bed rest. These photos capture the actress hanging out with children Shiloh and Zahara outside Chateau Miraval the home she, Brad and the kids are staying at in the South of France. While her official due date is in August, insiders tell In Touch that she will deliver around July 15.

And there you have it. I *knew* that ET didn’t have a leg to stand on as their bogus story fell apart all around them (once news of the fake Angelina assistant started going around, I was sure their story was totally wrong) but they maintained their story was true based on the fact that no photos exist of Angelina still pregs since their report came out. At this point, they’ll prolly maintain that either these photos were not taken on the date claimed by In Touch or that Angelina is still faking it (by wearing a fake baby bump, a la Katie Holmes) to make people think she’s still pregs.

After the jump, check out close-ups of Angelina and her baby bump …