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TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan managed to film a “secret” movie in the days leading up to her surrender to jail without anyone knowing about it … until now. Even more interesting is that the film, titled Underground Comedy 2010, is being produced by Vince Offer Schlomi — the ShamWow! guy. You may recall that we learned last year that Schlomi was once arrested for assaulting a hooker … but has, apparently, found new life as a movie maker. Here are photos and deets of Lindsay‘s new movie with ShamWow! guy:

TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan shot a secret movie — just weeks before she went to jail — and the man behind the project is none other than Vince Shlomi … the ShamWow guy. Sources close to the production tell us Vince met Lindsay while the two were in Cannes back in May … in between Lindsay’s doomed court appearances with Judge Revel. We’re told Vince offered Lindsay a role in his movie “Underground Comedy Movie 2010″ — in which she plays a gun-toting Marilyn Monroe spoof who shoots at the paparazzi. Lindsay accepted the role — even though it entailed filming on June 17 … while LiLo was still wearing her SCRAM bracelet around her ankle. We’re told Lindsay was cool with the SCRAM being in the shot … and even ad-libbed a line referencing the device. So far, no word on when the flick is set to be released.

I can’t think of a more tragic movie project for Lindsay to associate herself with but considering how unattractive L. Lo prolly appears to most Hollywood producers, I suppose she should be thankful that the ShamWow! guy was even interested in working with her. I can’t wait to see how this hot mess of a movie turns out.

In other L. Lo news, TMZ has also sniffed out the location where Lindsay will spend her 90 days in rehab … and it sounds like a pretty posh spot. Find out where Lindsay will supposedly be learning to live with sobriety, after the jump …

If the Snuggie is my fave infomercial product du jour than the ShamWow! has to be my second fave infomercial product … which is why I’m only kinda geeking out that the ShamWow! guy, whose real name is Vincent Offer Schlomi, was spotted shopping for sunglasses in Beverly Hills, CA this week:

Hahahaha … OK, I know this is kinda lame but I have a deep fascination with infomercials … for a long time. Back in the early 90’s, when infomercials started crossing over into pop culture, I used to love the Susan Powter Stop the Insanity! ads … as well as any infomercial that featured Jennilee Harrison from Three’s Company. She used to sell the Sobakawa Pillow, the Ultimate Chopper and more. While I never really became a fan of Billy Mays (who is the reigning king of infomercials these days), I have to admit that I like this Vincent Schlomi dude. To be honest, David and I even bought a box of ShamWow! towels for our home. We use them to wipe down the countertops while wearing our Snuggies. Okay, not really but … what can I say. It may be a wee bit pathetic but this infomercial stuff tends to work on me. I’m the kind of person that sees it on TV and then thinks, Hey, maybe I need that too. Hahahaha … I know I’m not alone in this but I should really stop talking about it publicly. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go use my PedEgg and cry in a corner.

[Photo credit: Spalsh News]