Britney Spears‘s ex-hubby Kevin Federline has been livin’ large the past few weeks and I couldn’t help but notice some similarities to one Homer J. Simpson. Both K-Fed and Homer have a certain rotundness about them. They both have a strong affinity for donuts. AND, they both like to bowl:

If you also consider that both The Federline and Homer Simpson are in love with tall, lanky women … well … I think it’s clear to see the resemblance. In the grand scheme of things, there are worse characters to be compared to. Homer J. Simpson (and his animated family) has just been selected by the US Postal Service to appear on a set of $0.44 postage stamps … that’s pretty cool. If Britney‘s alimony checks ever stop, I suppose it’s feasible for K-Fed to get a job at a nuclear power plant (if they’ll have him). So many options … at last, Kevin Federline has found his life’s true calling.

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In the past week or so, we’ve seen new photos of Kevin Federline — former back-up dancer and ex-hubby to Britney Spears — lookin’ a bit larger than we are used to seeing. Today, we may finally know the reason why K-Fed has been pushing maximum density in recent weeks. Here are a couple pics of K-Fed and his current girlfriend Victoria Prince making their way out of a Winchell’s Donuts shop with a big ol’ box of donuts in hand:

You will note from the sign in the window behind their heads in the first photo that the “Pufffies” are on sale … perhaps K-Fed is carrying a box of Puffies with him, or mebbe he’s a traditionalist and opted for a box of regular old donuts? He strikes me as a jelly donut kind of guy, don’t you think? I’m not sure how many donuts a person can buy using the alimony checks from a superstar like Britney Spears … but I’m sure it’s a lot. And suddenly … it is all starting to make sense.

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Kevin Federline, who appears to be getting bigger by the second, stepped out with his girlfriend Victoria Prince to pick up some movies at their friendly neighborhood Blockbuster Video. Opting for an XL red t-shirt, K-Fed was lookin’ large and in charge …

… and way too much like the Kool-Aid man. Clearly, red is not his best color.

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Life must be treatin’ Kevin Federline very well cuz in these new photos of The Federline and his girlfriend Victoria Prince roaming the streets of SoCal, it seems painfully obvious that he has not been missing any meals despite the hard economic times affecting many folks these days … behold:

Yikes! While Britney Spears is lookin’ better by the moment, poor K-Fed is lookin’ … well … worse. See, I don’t have a problem with anyone livin’ large (as it were) but it seems to me that K-Fed is packin’ on the bulk by leaps and bounds — which can’t be very healthy. These photos make it hard to remember a time when he was a lithe and semi-muscular professional dancer. Now he just looks like a divorcee who is surviving on alimony checks and who spends all of his time at the bowling alley. Oh wait.

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Kevin Federline got his birthday celebration off to an early start this year as he stepped out on the town with new girlfriend Victoria Prince for an early birthday party at Club Greenhouse last night … here are a few photos:

The Federline doesn’t actually turn 31 until Saturday but it looks like he was really anxious to get the party started as early as possible. I suppose it’s nice that K-Fed has a seemingly nice woman in his life. I don’t know much about Vicky P. but she seems like a good catch and I think that K-Fed is lucky to have her. As you may recall, Kevin accompanied his children with Britney Spears on the first portion of her new concert tour but, apparently, has decided to skip out and party for his bday. I really think it’s best that the kids stay with their mother and Kevin stays with his new chick. Sounds like a Happy Birthday to me.

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Kevin Federline and his new ladyfriend Victoria Prince were spotted making their way out of their weekly bowling game in Hollywood, CA last night … and by the looks of K-Fed bowling ball, he was in a pretty happy mood:

Now that K-Fed‘s ex-wife and sugarmama Britney Spears is just about to embark a new tour, he is lookin’ to get paid a nice and tidy sum of money on a weekly basis for the duration of the tour just so that she can have her children with her on the road. I imagine the prospect of this new money coming in is another reason for K-Fed‘s smile. Man, he is such a tool. This bowling ball would look really cute if almost anyone else was carrying it … under K-Fed‘s arm, it just looks lame.

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TMZ managed to score a bunch of exclusive photos of Kevin Federline and his new ladylove and bowling aficionado Victoria Prince enjoying a quiet meal together with his sons (by Britney Spears) Sean Preston and Jayden James over the weekend. To my knowledge, this is the first time The Federline and his new chick have been photographed with the kids … something that I’m sure that Britney is none too pleased about:

Britney’s not gonna like this. K-Fed and his new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, took Sean Preston and Jayden James out for dinner at a Japanese restaurant in Fresno this weekend — where Prince played the role of interim mom. We gotta give it to her, Victoria looks like she’s pretty good with them.

I’m not entirely sure what TMZ sees in these photos that qualifies Vicki P. as “pretty good” with them … all she is doing is sitting next to them in one photo and is seen carrying Jayden James in a couple of others. Who can’t do that? In the end, I suppose it was gonna happen sooner or later that K-Fed would be introducing his kids to a new “mother figure”. I suspect the actually introductions happened some time ago … but, as I said, I think that this is the first time they’ve all been photographed together. After the jump, check out a bunch of other photos of K-Fed, VP and the kids as they made their way out of the restaurant and loaded the boys into their car …

Things appear to still be going very well between Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince as the couple were spotted enjoying a nice night out of bowling at the Corbin Bowling Alley in Tarzana, CA Thursday night. Here are a few pics of the happy couple making their grand arrival (and later departure) from the venue:

You know, the fact that these two share such common interests bodes well for a long and happy relationship. The couple have been together for some time now and she’s yet to get pregs … a good sign as well. The girl doesn’t seem to be too embarrassed to be seen with The Federline, so they might make a go of it yet. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see …

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In recent weeks, Kevin Federline has been spied in the company of a new lady who is rumored to be his new love interest Victoria Prince. The couple reportedly met at the bowling alley and have been joined at the hip every since. This week, K-Fed and Vicky stepped out for a lunch date together … but just who the hell is Victoria Prince? People magazine has got the deets:

Just who is K-Fed’s new gal pal? For the last month, Kevin Federline, 30, has been publicly stepping out with a 6-ft.-tall blonde named Victoria Prince. Last month Federline told PEOPLE that he wasn’t dating because he didn’t “feel comfortable bringing women in and out of the kids’ lives.” But sources confirm that the former rapper and sometime actor, who’s now working on a kids’ clothing line called Otzi, has been quietly dating Prince. “She’s really normal and low-key, a regular girl,” says a source. Federline’s rep had no comment. The pair has been spotted bowling, grabbing drinks from Starbucks, grocery shopping and running errands over the past month, not to mention partying at nightclubs in Las Vegas. Prince also spends time at Federline’s home, which he shares with sons Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2. Prince, 26, shares a birthday with Federline’s ex-wife Britney Spears, 27 (both were born on Dec. 2), and graduated with a bachelor of arts in speech from the University of Hawaii at Manoa in 2006, where she played volleyball after transferring from the team at Washington State University. In 2007, the Washington native even competed against beach volleyball greats Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh in an AVP match in Hermosa Beach, Calif. (the Olympic gold medalists beat Prince and her partner). Federline and Prince have done their best to keep a low profile, rarely allowing public displays of affection, although Federline is often seen acting “like a gentleman,” says a source. During their out-of-town trip to Vegas on Dec. 18 and 19, where they partied with a small group of friends at nightclubs Tao and Lavo, gentlemanly Federline helped Prince put on her coat. After one of many trips to the Corbin Bowling Center in Tarzana, Calif., Federline was also spotted opening the car door for her. A bowling source says Federline “always pays” after their games. “They are definitely a couple – I have seen them kiss,” says the source. “But they both seem focused on the bowling.”

Focused on the bowling, huh? Yeah, right. As much as I’m not a huge K-Fed fan, I guess I’m a’ight with him dating an former almost volleyball star. I mean, he can’t stay single forever and she doesn’t seem to be the trashy sort of chick I’d expect him to go for … and they have bowling in common! Does it get more perfect than that? I think not. I’m not sure that Vicky P. is in it for the long haul (I mean, would YOU want to be known as Kevin Federline‘s girlfriend?) but if he puts a baby in her (behavior he is notorious for) then she might be sticking around longer than expected. I hope she knows what she’s doing … and that she’s got her tubes tied.

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Kevin Federline, who has been spied in the company of one Victoria Prince — a former ex-volley ball star and current member of his bowling league — in recent weeks, took the next step in the burgeoning relationship between him and his new lady love by bringing her along with him on his weekend trip to Las Vegas, NV. Considering that LV is K-Fed‘s holiest of holy places, that’s saying a lot … could true love really be in the air for K-Fed and Vicky?

HMMM … I suppose it’s to be expected that The Federline would want to start mating again. Altho I’m sure he enjoys the $$$ he gets from Britney Spears for the care of their young children, you know that man cannot live on $$$ alone. It’s unclear how serious K-Fed and Vicky are these days but traveling together is a big step. If we see her hanging out with his children (the famous ones, not the other ones) then we’ll know that he really means biz with this chick. I sincerely hope she’s on birth control cuz babies have a funny way of popping up whenever K-Fed is anywhere in the vicinity of ovaries.

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