Horror of Horrors!!!! There is a new report going around today that alleges that Victoria Prince has gotten herself pregs with the spawn of Kevin Federline! Now, before we lose our heads (and let’s be honest here, I’m almost there), let me clarify that the inital report comes from The National Enquirer which doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to reporting true stories … but they do tend to get some things very right, which is where the terrifying concern comes in. If true, Vicky P. will be the third woman to give birth to a Federline child … his fifth overall! Yikes!!!

Kevin Federline’s girlfriend may soon be sporting a baby bump to match the former rapper’s buzzed about Buddha belly. Pro-volleyball Victoria Prince is reportedly several weeks pregnant with what will be Federline’s fifth child, The National Enquirer has learned. Last summer, Victoria quit working to accompany Kevin around the globe. After one pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, the athlete begin to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September. Kevin — who will be whipping himself into shape on the new season of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club – already has four children; daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with ex Shar Jackson and sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, with Britney; and was less than pleased with the idea of doing diaper duty with yet a third “baby mama.” A source says: “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.” What’s not to be happy about? Another Federline baby means a bigger alimony check from Britney. Focus, Kevin!

Ye gods … I know I’ve joked before about K-Fed lookin’ like he’s rockin’ a baby bump but this is no laughing matter — this is serious biz. I cannot FOR THE LIFE OF ME imagine a scenario where the world would need another Federline but … our deepest, darkest fears may be realized. I am hoping beyond hope that the National Enquirer is wrong about this report … please gods, don’t let this be true. I’m horrified and speechless at the prospect … why, gods, why?

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Earlier this week we learned that Kevin Federline, who has been growing to exponential size in the past few months, has signed on to appear on VH1’s competitive reality TV series Celebrity Fit Club were Z-List actors go to try and lose weight while trying to gain fame. Today we learn that K-Fat isn’t really doing much outside of the show to help bring his weight back down to planet Earth as he and his ladyfriend Victoria Prince were spotted picking up a few supplies at their local grocery store:

The only thing grosser than the sight of a man wearing socks and mandals is the thought of K-Fat getting paid by VH1 to try and lose weight. I suppose The Federline should be commended on some level for actually getting a job but I can’t really stomach the idea that he will be getting face (and body time) on national television again. While we got good news that Britney Spears’s 50/50 custodial rights to her sons has been extended until the end of the year, we also learned that K-Fed will continue to bleed his famous and rich ex-wife of child support payments … which means that we’ll be seeing a lot more trips like this to the grocery store. Ugh … so gross.

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Holy crap, y’all. Earlier today we saw photos of the Spears ladies enjoying the sun in Miami, FL and I noted that Britney Spears’s boys weren’t around … it turns out that Sean Preston and Jayden James were in the care of their father Kevin Federline and his ladyfriend Victoria Prince who have also mooched their way to Miami as well. Blah … I’m not sure you’re ready for this but … here are pics of a shirtless K-Fat with his sons and chick by a pool of their own:

Ye gods … that’s a big man. You know, we recently learned that Rob Zombie is planning to remake the 1950’s horror film The Blob but he is looking for a more realistically scary blob creature to use in his version of the film … Yeah, I think he need look no further. Yikes!!

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In recent weeks we’ve seen photos of Kevin Federline, ex-husband of Britney Spears and father of her two children, expanding to maximum density right before our eyes … but today we get to see him doing something very sweet for his children which proves, I suppose, that K-Fed does more than just eat these days. Here are pics of The Federline, his ladyfriend Victoria Prince and his sons Sean Preston and Jayden James (with nanny in tow) enjoying a day at the Central Park Zoo here in NYC this week:

You know the kids had a great time at the zoo so I cannot fault their father wanting to share the day with them. I just think it would be nice if he actually worked a profession (other than rap music, mind you) in order to support his children rather than live on the money he siphons from his very rich ex-wife. I just hope, in the long run, that Federline turns out to be a good role model for his sons. I honestly don’t believe he is much of a role model to his other children (with Shar Jackson) but one hopes that he will be a better one for his young sons. Going on trips to the zoo is fun and all but one hopes the kids get more than that in the long run.

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Because Britney Spears is still in NYC, NY performing sold out shows at Madison Square Garden on her tour The Circus starring Britney Spears, that means that her moochy ex-husband and father of her children Kevin Federline and his ladyfriend Victoria Prince are in town as well. Here are pics of the happy couple making a fast-food “run” for some grub yesterday:

You can’t tell because of the cropping but Vicky P. is carrying a bag of food in addition to the bag that K-Fed is carrying … I find it hard to believe that he’s gonna share but, you know, whatevs. It’s amazing how well two people can eat when neither of them work … ain’t that just the dickens?

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Earlier today I mentioned that Britney Spears has made her way to NYC with her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to perform a string of shows at Madison Square Garden starting tonight … and as we should all know by now, where she goes her ex-hubby and current-mooch Kevin Federline and his ladyfriend Victoria Prince go. Here are a couple photos of happy couple waddling on the streets of NYC last night:

In Vicky P’s defense, I should clarify that she wasn’t really waddling herself but she did have to slow her roll so that K-Fat could keep up with her. On second thought, VP doesn’t really deserve defense … she made her bed with The Federline and now she’s got to lie in it … that is, if she can still fit on it. While Brit Brit was taking her boys to Broadway last night, I believe these two were lookin’ for a place to eat a couple of nice dinners … and a glass of water for Vicky. Blech. These moochy twins just irk me to death.

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Kevin Federline and his ladylove Victoria Prince spent part of their afternoon yesterday playing a bit of golf here in SoCal and, well, homeskillet is lookin’ even bigger than he’s been lookin’ recently and that’s saying a lot … a whole lot … behold:

In K-Fed’s defense, his overall appearance is not aided by his choice of clothing but, then again, perhaps these large separates are the only things that will fit him these days. I’m still having a devil of a time understanding what it is, exactly, that Vicky P. sees in this guy. Could she be attracted to their mutual love of sports (ie. bowling and golf)? Yeah, that must be it.

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