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Last week we got our first look at the first movie poster and first video trailer for the new film Valentine’s Day which seems to feature pretty much every actor in Hollywood and is scheduled for release on the week of February 14, 2010. At the time, I noted how cool it was to see so many cool actors featured in the film … including Bradley Cooper who, as it appeared in the trailer, was coupled up with Julia Roberts. It turns out that Bradley‘s character is actually gay and he is really coupled up with Eric Dane, who is not featured on the movie poster at all and is only briefly glimpsed in the trailer … nowhere near Bradley Cooper. Do you suppose

Valentine’s Day, the romantic comedy due out next February and stars 98.6% of the working actors in Hollywood, has released the first movie poster artwork and video trailer for the film. Here is the poster which lists all the actor’s who star in the film and quite a bit of info about the film itself:

OK, let’s do the rundown: Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Bates, Anne Hathaway, Jamie Foxx, Jessicas Alba and Biel, Bradley Cooper, Shirley MacLaine, Patrick Dempsey, Topher Grace, Queen Latifah, Taylors Swift and Lautner, George Lopez, Eric Dane, Hector Elizondo, Jennifer Garner — are we forgetting anyone? Oh, right. Emma Roberts, and her aunt Julia. From director Garry Marshall (‘Pretty Woman’) comes ‘Valentine’s Day’, a sweeping, meet-by-chance, ensemble comedy in the mode of 1999′s New Year’s Eve star-cluster ’200 Cigarettes’ and 2003′s Christmas Eve, Brit-fest ‘Love Actually’. Only now the day in question is, of course, that fated day every February, the one Kutcher tells us “comes every year whether you like it or not.” Watch as perhaps the most star-studded cast ever assembled (not to mention two-fifths of a ‘That 70′s Show’ reunion) navigates love, sex and relationships on a day meant to celebrate the whole spectacular mess. From what we can tell about the entanglements, Cooper and Julia Roberts are working on a cross-country, plane cabin, V-Day romance, while a few thousand feet below, Biel’s strained relationship with Foxx has driven her to the point of bitterness, booze and helium inhalation. Grace, in a budding relationship with Hathaway, can’t seem to get his dates right, while Emma Roberts hopes the date may prove more … transformative. Homecoming super-couple Lautner and Swift seemed turned on by “the hype” of a local camera crew, and Kucther — who proposes to Alba on the grounds that she’s “too good for him” — is stuck delivering bouquets of roses to all of them. We’re probably leaving too much out, and as is par for the course with these types of films, Marshall probably has some lovely surprises in store for us along the way. But if the trailer is any indication, this film will a be fun, touching tour through not only what makes us crazy about V-day, but what about that day makes us crazy for each other as well. Valentine’s Day opens February 12, 2010.

Yeah, this movie is TOTALLY a Love, Actually type of film. That film, I loved … so I have high hopes that this movie will be just as entertaining. After the jump, check out the trailer for Valentine’s Day and judge for yourselves …

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift were spotted lookin’ all cozy and stuff in a fancy Porsche yesterday afternoon/evening here in SoCal but it turns out that the couple were bizzy filming new scenes for the movie they are co-starring in together, Valentine’s Day. Here are a few photos:

As you may recall, we’ve previously seen photos of Taylor2 filming scenes for Valentine’s Day so this is old hat for these two. BUT after filming was finished, the couple sneaked away together to enjoy a sweet frozen yogurt date together. After the jump, check out a few photos of their cute date last night …

While Rachelle Lefevre was bizzy getting fired from her Twilight job for a supposed “scheduling conflict” caused by her commitment to do another movie which will, apparently, conflict with the filming schedule for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse next month, her Twilight co-star Taylor Lautner was bizzy on the SoCal set of his non-Twilight film Valentine’s Day which is being directed by Garry Marshall and features an ensemble cast which includes Taylor Swift, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Aniston, Bradley Cooper and others … and apparently caused no conflict with the Eclipse filming schedule. Here are new pics of Lautner running around a high school track here in SoCal yesterday afternoon for his role in the upcoming flick:

I understand that Taylor Lautner has been paired up with Taylor Swift in the film as lovers and that the pair will portray a Homecoming King and Queen … or something like that. By the looks of the photos of the two Taylors kissing while wearing matching plastic crowns on set, I’d say that determination is pretty accurate. After the jump, check out pics of Taylor2 smoochin’ on set …