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The ladies of Saturday Night Live, including Amy Poehler, Ana Gasteyer, Cheri Oteri, Kristen Wiig, Laraine Newman, Maya Rudolph, Molly Shannon, Nora Dunn, Rachel Dratch and Tina Fey will be joined by funnylady Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Bravo TV honcho Andy Cohen in a comedy skit spoofing The Real Housewives franchise for their upcoming The Women of SNL comedy special set to air on NBC on Monday November 1 … and here is our first look at the ladies of SNL doing their best housewives impression:

When you add the very funny women of ‘Saturday Night Live’ with the hilarious absurdity that is ‘Real Housewives’ reunions, what do you get? Gold, from the looks of it. Check out Bravo host Andy Cohen playing ringmaster with Molly Shannon, Maya Rudolph, Tina Fey, Nora Dunn, Ana Gasteyer, Rachel Dratch, Cheri Oteri and Kristen Wiig all channeling their best ‘Real Housewives.’ The segment is set for NBC’s ‘Women of SNL’ special set to air Nov. 1. The set is pure ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ season 1 reunion, and those one-shoulder dresses are a staple of ‘Real Housewives’ fashion. In fact, hasn’t the Kelly Bensimon worn the exact dress Molly Shannon has on? Other photos included several of the women holding individual microphones, hopefully singing wonderful Auto-Tuned songs. Whether the women are playing actual ‘Housewives’ or just versions of themselves remains to be seen. The aforementioned ‘SNL’ veterans will be joined by Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Laraine Newman and Amy Poehler to create new content for the ‘Saturday Night Live’ retrospective. That’s a whole lot of funny on tap.

It sounds like a funny concept … we’ll have to wait and see how it works in actual execution. After the jump, check out one more promo photo of Amy Poehler, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Laraine Newman up close and housewifey …

Comedienne, actress, screenwriter and now author Tina Fey is about to release her first book titled Bossypants … and here is our first look at the horrifying coverphoto for the book. I apologize in advance for any nightmares that may come from your viewing said coverphoto:

This first look at Bossypants, due for release in April 2011, was snapped at the Frankfurt Book Fair and immediately posted to the Internets. I’m certain that the manly arms are meant to be funny … but, to me, they are merely frightening. I have no doubt that Tina Fey can be a fantastic author but this photo … I can’t even. OY! What do y’all think? Is it fair to judge a book by this cover?

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We are just 2 days away from the big 62nd annual Primetime Emmy Awards set to air LIVE on NBC Sunday night at 8PM ET, 5PM PT. All week long we’ve been keeping up with Emmy host Jimmy Fallon and his preparations for the show … but today we learn about which of the A-List TV celebs will be presenting awards this Sunday night. True Blood superstars and newlyweds Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer have been announced as presenters … as have Glee‘s Matthew Morrison, 30 Rock‘s Tina Fey, The Office‘s John Krasinski among others. Read on to find out who else will be handing out Emmy trophies during the live telecast this weekend:

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer have signed on as presenters for the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards show in Los Angeles, organizers said. The newlywed couple’s “True Blood” co-star Alexander Skarsgard has also been booked for Sunday’s event honoring the season’s best in television. The trio joins previously announced presenters Will Arnett, Stephen Colbert, Edie Falco, Tina Fey, Laurence Fishburne, Ricky Gervais, Jon Hamm, January Jones, John Krasinski, LL Cool J, Julianna Margulies, Joel McHale, Matthew Morrison, Eva Longoria Parker, Jim Parsons, Matthew Perry, Keri Russell, Blair Underwood and Sofia Vergara.

The last batch of Emmys presenters is unveiled and it includes nominees Claire Danes and Ted Danson. The former is up for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie for her role in “Temple Grandin” while the latter has lost to “Dexter” star John Lithgow in the category of Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series. Joining Danes and Danson in the presenters list are fellow nominee Mariska Hargitay, Emily Deschanel, Nathan Fillion, Christopher Meloni, Lauren Graham, Tom Selleck, Maura Tierney and “Undercovers” couple Boris Kodjoe and Gugu Mbatha-Raw. This string of stars complete the line-up who will take duties on the August 29 ceremony. The show will be broadcast live on NBC from the Nokia Theatre at 5 P.M. PDT.

Remember … Jimmy Fallon is asking for YOUR tweets to help him introduce some of these Emmy Awards presenters. You send in some witty intro about the scheduled presenters and he will read the best ones as he introduces them during the show. I’m sure many of y’all can think of very clever things to say about Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, LL Cool J et al. Also, if YOU are hosting or attending an Emmy party this weekend make sure you take lots of pics and then send them in for posting here on the blog! The Emmy Awards only come once a year … let’s make the most of it and have a blast!

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The day has finally come, my friends. Today is the day that our beloved Golden Girl Betty White hosts — for the first time ever — an episode of Saturday Night Live. What began as a small fan venture on Facebook has, at last, culminated in today … Betty White Day! To promote tonight’s show (arguably the most anticipated SNL episode of the season, if not EVER), NBC has released a couple of new promo videos … including this one which features Betty alongside the amazing cast of SNL alums who will appear on the show with her tonight:

While this may be a very impressive cast of comediennes, it’s very true … Betty White is the most important of them all. I am so excited for tonight’s ep, I can’t even tell you. After the jump, check out one more promo video released by NBC. In it, Betty talks at some length about her appearance on SNL tonight in a very candid fashion — and guess what, she’s nervous, y’all …

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Last night celebs and fashionistas made their way to The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC, NY to attend the annual Metropolitan Museum Of Art’s Costume Institute Ball which was themed American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity. This gala event is the opportunity for these famous folks to turn it out on the red carpet and show off their fanciest, most stylist looks. Here are a few photos from the red carpet arrivals last night and some deets from the event itself:

It could have gone any way last night, considering the theme of the Costume Institute exhibition: “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity.” There could have been neo-jazz babies, flappers, debutantes, feminists, disco queens, Hollywood sirens, Nouvelle Society matrons and Playboy bunnies. And that’s just a few archetypes off the top of a stack. But most of the women attending the gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, among the 725 guests, dressed elegantly, more so than in recent years, and they did their best to heed Anna Wintour’s e-mail messages to be on time. At 6:30 p.m., Ms. Wintour, the editor in chief of Vogue, was waiting at the top of the red-carpeted grand staircase, a tiny figure in a gold Chanel dress and jacket. If the gala’s other leaders, Oprah Winfrey and Patrick Robinson, the executive vice president of design for Gap, had ascended the front steps, they still had a climb before they reached Ms. Wintour and the receiving line. Asked if she felt any pressure to wear clothes by American designers, Ms. Wintour smiled and said, “Well, if you see the exhibition, they’re all wearing French clothes.” Ms. Winfrey wore a design of Oscar de la Renta, who had invited Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and Barbara Walters, among others, to sit at his table. In recent years, the themes of the Costume Institute exhibits have included “Anglomania,” superheroes and models. That at least provided some direction for how to dress for the party, where this year the top table price was $250,000 and Lady Gaga sang after the dinner. But this year’s exhibition, organized by the curator Andrew Bolton, looked at styles between 1890 and the 1940s, relying on exceptional pieces from the Brooklyn Museum’s collection like Worth gowns, gray walking suits and bicycling outfits. It’s a serene view of American style, set against murals, and it was almost shocking to see how tiny the figures were, with tiny waists and tiny feet. Naturally, everyone had her own idea of what defined American style. “I think it’s confidence,” said Vera Wang, in a long white dress, as she talked to members of the Newhouse family and then Wendy Murdoch, who wore a fitted green silk dress with a long black train. Its designer, Prabal Gurung, was new to her. She said that Ms. Wintour had recommended him. A few feet away, and trying to avoid the train of Mrs. Murdoch’s dress, were Nicole Richie, in a silvery Marc Jacobs dress, and Margherita Missoni, in a long black dress that sort of left her bare on the sides. “It’s my idea of grunge,” Ms. Missoni said. “I want to bring back the ’90s.” Ms. Ritchie said she wanted to dress up more these days. “I actually wear long dresses a lot,” she said. Across the Petrie Sculpture Court, where cocktails were held, Lauren Santo Domingo was channeling the ’90s as well. “Tom Ford,” she said, mentioning a designer whose name seemed to be on a number of people’s lips. Ms. Santo Domingo’s long beige beaded dress was actually a Proenza Schouler. She was standing with Chloë Sevigny, who had on a bright turquoise Proenza dress with a short belled skirt. “I couldn’t pull off your dress,” Ms. Sevigny said to Ms. Santo Domingo, “and you couldn’t pull off mine.” They seemed agreed about that. Christopher Bailey, the Burberry designer, had his idea about American style: “It’s easy, functional, comfortable with an earthy sexiness. I still think of Lauren Hutton as the epitome of that style.” Franca Sozzani, the editor of Italian Vogue, had on a beige silk satin Valentino dress (“From way, way back,” she said, waving her hand), and she stood surveying the jam-packed, train-tripping room with Donatella Versace. “To me, American fashion is Charlie James,” Ms. Sozzani said. Ah, Charlie. Someone was summoning him, too. Dr. Lisa Airan, the Manhattan dermatologist, had wanted to wear a real James dress to the party, but her friend, the designer Gilles Mendel, had told her that wasn’t such a great idea. So she went to the Met library, did some research, and asked Mr. Mendel to make her dress in the James spirit.

Honestly, I’m not really impressed with anything that I saw on the red carpet last night. Sure, there were a lot of pretty dresses but nothing really stood out. In previous years, there were quite a few interesting and over-the-top looks that were real attention getters (remember Madonna‘s Louis Vuitton bunny ears last year?) but this year … nada. After the jump, check out a few more photos from the red carpet arrivals last night at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala to see if anything jumps out and grabs your eye …

Tina Fey, currently on vacation with her family at Disney’s Hollywood Studios theme park in Lake Buena Vista, FL, was spotted enjoying a bit of a lunch date with famed Disney character Goofy at the Sci-Fi Dine-In Theater inside the theme park. I don’t know about you but these two look really close in these photos:

Oh yeah, BFFs for sure. These pics are just too cute, I had to share them with all y’all. I gotta say, Goofy is cool and all but I’d rather be BFFs with Tina any day. I just love her. Fun pics like this are just the sort of thing that are sure to help get your weekend off to a very fun start :)

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Saturday Night Live alum and current 30 Rock star Tina Fey played host on last night’s ep of SNL (to promote the release of her new film Date Night which opened in theaters this weekend) and she provided, IMHO, the BEST hour and a half of entertainment that SNL has delivered all season long. I think the magic of having Tina back on SNL really worked last night because I honestly found the entire episode a fun joy to watch:

About midway thru the ep, right around the time that Tina popped up behind the desk of Weekend Update, it occurred to me that I was enjoying the show so much because it felt like the good ol’ days of SNL when the show was funny on a fairly regular basis … back in the days when Tina was a regular castmember on the show. While I’m not the biggest Justin Bieber fan (who was the musical guest), she even managed to incorporate him into a couple of skits and make his performance really funny. Tina Fey is, like, a goddess of comedy! After the jump, check out the skits that Tina featured in in last night’s ep of Saturday Night Live — even if you watched them last night, I think they are funny enough for another look …

Funny woman Tina Fey is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Esquire magazine. While Tina is lookin’ sexy as hell on the cover, she’s lookin’ very much the funny girl in her accompanying photospread. Here is our first look at Tina‘s Esquire coverphoto and some excerpts from her interview:

The best doughnut? That’s Peter Pan doughnuts in Brooklyn. It’s a Polish bakery. We shot nearby once for 30 Rock. It’s a white-cream-filled powdered doughnut. And I really believe, when I first tried it, if I had a penis, I would put it in this doughnut. I finally understand what you guys are thinking about and what motivates you guys.

My four-year-old daughter has a pretend hair-and-nail salon, and I was doing her hair and makeup. I said, “Hello ma’am. What’s your name? And what do you do?” And she said, “I get paid to dance at parties.” And I said, “Oh, no. That’s a terrible, terrible answer.”

She says she looks like Barack Obama. I think she heard so many people at that time saying I looked like Sarah Palin, I think she was just trying to get in on that. “I look like Barack Obama.” Okay. Sure.

Twitter seems like a busman’s holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I’ll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I’m old-fashioned that way.

Plots we would not do on 30 Rock? Let me put the Internet at ease: Liz and Jack will never be together. Not even if we go fifteen seasons. Okay, if we get to season fifteen, they’ll do it.

I think my level of fame will drop back down. I think it’ll recede. In fact, I know it will. That’s life on planet earth. And I’m okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and special treatment at the airport, what else is there?

After the jump, check out a few photos from Tina‘s photoshoot and read some more excerpts from her Esquire coverstory interview …

Last night members of the Screen Actors Guild made their way out to the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, CA to attend and revel in the 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards. As we learned earlier today, Betty White was honored at the SAG Awards last night with the Lifetime Achievement Award but there were many other awards handed out last night. Here are a few photos from the SAG Awards red carpet arrivals:

The Screen Actors Guild Awards are voted on by members of the Screen Actors Guild so, essentially, the actors themselves decide who gave the most award-winning performances of the year. Except for the Academy Awards, I believe the SAG Award is the most coveted by actors because they are given by the actors themselves. Quentin Tarantino‘s Inglourious Basterds took home the top award last night for the Best Ensemble Performance Award (Film) while Glee took home the award for Best Ensemble Performance Award (Television Comedy) and Mad Men took home the award for Best Ensemble Performance Award (Television Drama). After the jump, check out some photos from the show itself and find out who else took home trophies from the 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards last night …

TV’s favorite ultra-chic bespeckled “geek” Tina Fey is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine … lookin’ very ultra-chic and far from geeky. In her coverstory interview, Fey talks about things as varied as botox, motherhood and Sex and the City‘s Carrie Bradshaw. Here is Tina‘s fabulous coverphoto and some quotes from her coverstory interview:

On Botox: “You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don’t think Botox is for me. I think it is bad,” she says. People with Botox “look like their faces are full of candles — a shiny, shiny face. Festive. A holiday candle.”

On her trademark specs: “I don’t wear them very much in real life because I need them to see only far away,” she says. “And I don’t wear them when I am dressed up, because then I would look like Tootsie.”

On why her 30 Rock alter-ego Liz Lemon would be BFF with Sex & the City’s Carrie Bradshaw: “Liz has little to no style and little to no sex drive,” she says. “Carrie would be very encouraging of Lemon and help her have more confidence.”

On her day-to-day schedule: “Work, come home, play, kid bounce, work again, go to bed.” Fey goes on to say she often writes 30 Rock on the way to the studio and is so overwhelmed that “sometimes I’ll be telling my husband [composer Jeff Richmond], ‘I think I’m cracking up.’”

On her vanities: “I have the camera frame me from the waist up,” she jokes. Really? “Sometimes. If there is a shot that is bad, I can take it out. That is why L.A. is so bad, because they can take your picture from any side. That is why people in L.A. maintain 360 degree fitness. I don’t have that kind of time.”

On her hair: “When I am not shooting, my hair looks like a Halloween wig.” She lapses into an impersonation of a hair stylist: “‘I hate to tell you this, but it’s because you are shooting all the time. You know those old actresses that are bald?’ And I shoot 200 days a year.”

Dude, Tina Fey is the coolest woman EVER!! I’m so happy that her show 30 Rock is doing so well critically because it deffo doesn’t have the ratings to ensure its survival. I’ve always been an Tina Fey fan but I think the whole world fell in love with her when she stepped into the persona of Sarah Palin during the ’08 presidential campaign. She really strikes me as such a down-to-Earth person … I bet she’s very easy to like in real life, too. And hello … she is a beautiful woman! After the jump, see just how beautiful she is in the other photos from her Harper’s Bazaar photospread …