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As you may recall, troubled Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, who was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila last month, suddenly passed away at the age of 30 here in Los Angels, CA at the start of last week. Since that time, a “mournful” Tila has been flooding her official Twitter account with errant messages in expression of her heartache and pain being ever mindful to revel in the paparazzi attention that Johnson‘s death has given her. Always happy to pose for the photogs (despite what she sometimes says on her Twitter account), Tila hinted that she might be pregnant (a claim that she’s been making all month long) before she stepped out to visit a doctor in Beverly Hills, CA to meet the press:

Now, this kind of behavior is just par for the course where Tila Tequila is concerned. But, it would appear that Tila is not getting quite the level of attention that she really wants because sometime last night, she posted a long rant on her official website that suggested that she is ready to “meet” Casey “in Heaven”, leading some to believe she might be planning to commit suicide. The post was taken down shortly after it was published but you can read her crazy rant in full after the jump …

Bravo TV hosted the 2009 A-List Awards at The Orpheum Theater here in LA last night and they managed to attract a whole lotta D-Listers (and lower) to the event. The second annual award show (completely made up by Bravo TV to hand out awards to the the reality TV “stars” they created themselves) was, once again, hosted by Kathy Griffin and seeks to honor “the best in food, fashion, beauty, design and pop culture”. Here are a few pics of some of the supposed A-Listers who came out for the event yesterday:

Um, let’s be real here … there ain’t nothing A-List about the A-List Awards. How much do you wanna bet that Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan grabbed the closest scantily-clad woman in sight so that he would get photographed by the assembled media folks (and how much do you want to bet that Tila Tequila thought she was posing for a pic with Uncle Fester from The Addams Family)? I got $10. I mean, I get that Bravo is trying to start something akin to the MTV Video Music Awards with their little show but I’m afraid it ain’t gonna happen. The network boldly nominated some bona fide A-List people (David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Michelle Obama, Tina Fey) but when all you get on your red carpet is Pug Dilton and Aubrey O’Day, well, mebbe it’s time to change the name of your awards show … perhaps the A-Hole Awards? I keed, I keed … but seriously …. they should stop. That being said, I do love Kathy Griffin and if they keep getting her to host, I’ll prolly watch it in reruns or something. Or, you know, not.

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Mike Meyers, Justin Timberlake, Mariska Hargitay, Verne Troyer and Detroit Red Wings goalie Chris Osgood (with Stanley Cup in hand) were among the folks who attended the Hollywood premiere of the new movie The Love Guru at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre here in LA last night. Here are a few pics from the red carpet:

I ain’t gonna lie … I am very excited for the release of this movie. It looks so dumb funny that I know it’s going to be a good time. I understand that the character of The Love Guru was supposed to make his debut in the Austin Powers movies but it wasn’t quite fleshed out and got cut from the films. Looks like Mike Meyers has been working on bringing this character to the big screen for some time now. Can I also say how much I *love* that my Detroit homeboy Chris Osgood from the NHL Champion Detroit Red Wings was not only invited to the movie premiere but also brought along with him the most beloved trophy in sports history, the Stanley Cup. LOVE IT! Wee … The Love Guru opens in theaters on June 20. [Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Last night, celebs of varying caliber (mostly lower caliber) made their way out to the Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC to attend the first annual Bravo TV A-List Awards. Hosted by Kathy Griffin, the A-List Awards seeks to honor the folks that have made an indelible mark in the arts which, according to Bravo, include beauty, design, fashion, food and pop culture. Here are a few pics from the A-List Awards red carpet:

Photo credit: WireimageIt is amazing that an awards show called the A-List Awards managed to take place without any A-Listers on board. But hey, they got Tila Tequila to show up so I guess it was mission: accomplished. The show taped live last night but won’t air on Bravo until June 12 at 10PM.

Since the show hasn’t aired yet, I can only guess that Kathy Griffin managed to pull off an entertaining evening of hilarity … which is where these next photos of Kathy with BFF Lance Bass come in:

Photo credit: WireimageClick above to see larger, uncensored imagesI’m assuming that Kathy and Lance were doing a little skit parodying the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake wardrobe malfunction that swept the globe a few years ago. Even tho the bit is a bit dated (well, it’s pretty ancient to be completely honest), I like that they updated it with busting out the fake penis in Lance‘s pants. Of course, I would be very surprised if the fake appendage in this photo is really representative of his actual appendage. In any event, I know that *I* can’t wait to find out who will be taking home the awards for A-List Drama Queen, A-List Everywhere and A-List Restaurant. Okay, so mebbe I don’t really care since these categories sound horribly lame … but still, I love Kathy Griffin so I’ll be tuning in to watch in the hopes of enjoying some measure of hilarity … especially since it doesn’t look like there’ll be much celebrity to enjoy ;)