Great news!! Tila Tequila is back on Twitter!! Er, I mean … Bad News!! Tila Tequila is back on Twitter!! On Monday we learned that Tila decided to quit her official Twitter profile with plans to start her own gossip blog. Well, it looks like she’s already had a change of heart cuz she’s back on Twitter again. Here are a few of the tweets she posted today, her first day back on Twitter:

Dang… I guess I’m back! LOL Yes this is the real me dumbass….Look at my profile name! LOL / Whoa Twitter world feels so strange without all my followers. LOL HELLOOOOO! Is anyone here??? *Echoes* / Dont tell anyone I made a secret page ok?? Get the media & haters away from me! They like leeches! / Damn Twitter was fucking BORING without me huh? Shit I would be bored as hell if I were U and I wasn’t on twitter anymore! hahhaha jk xox / ya;ll tell everyone to add me…I have a big secret to announce once I hit 1,000 followers then I will delete my page again! So hurry! / Its your duty! If U get me 1,000 followers RIGHT NOW! I will tell u my secret! Then delete my page. / wow! Some bloggers already blogged about my new secret twitter page! Damn! No hiding from the damn media can I? Shit / Yes I’m back! Ya’ll missed me lots didn’t ya! I was thinking about hiding out for a while until my 1st appearance when my belly is HUGE!!!! / BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOOON! STAY TUNED…. / yea I just re-joined twitter 4 like 2 hours and already over it again. I’ll just announce my big news at www.TilasHotSpot.com deleting this! / How did the bloggers manage to find me already???? Oh god…for once and for all “LEAVE TILAAAAAA ALONEEEE!!!!!!!!!” / Anyway, I’m headed to the baby doctor….be back later.,….Don’t tell the media where Im going cuz they still think my page is deleted lol

Can’t.Look.Away. I seriously feel like I need to be lobotomized … Tila is such a mess but she’s a smart mess, she knows how to get the attention she desperately craves. If you would like to help give it to her, you can follow her on Twitter HERE … BUT HURRY!!! She could delete this Twitter account AT ANY MOMENT!!!!!

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Tila Tequila, the attention whore du jour, has been making quite a few waves on her official Twitter profile in the past few weeks. Not only did she feign suicidal thoughts by suggesting that she was planning to “meet” her late fiancée Casey Johnson in Heaven but she also published her “autobiography” on her Twitter page as well. After tweeting about her alleged pregnancy and suggesting The Game is the father of her baby (a claim he vehemently denies), Tila posted one last tweet on her page last night:

2MORROW AT 10PM PST MY TWITTER PAGE WILL OFFICIALLY BE DELETED! I’LL MISS YOU ALL BUT U HAVE TIL 2 MORROW 2 CHAT W/ME UNTIL I DELETE MY PAGE

And then today … her page and her collection of crazy-ass tweets were gone:

If only we could be assured that Tila Tequila would go away as well … but, alas, I doubt we’re that lucky. And so, Tila’s life in the Twitterverse is dunzo … and no more can we look forward to reading her crazy rants. I suspect she will, instead, publish her trainwrecky nonsense on her official website because, after all, she can make money from getting people to read her website. But, in the case of her Twitter profile, we can give her a hearty Peace the Spork Out! How long do YOU think she’ll remain silent?

UPDATE: Whoops! I posted too soon … Tila has already posted a new message on her official website explaining why she quit Twitter — read on …

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Trainwreck du jour Tila Tequila, who claims that she is pregs with her first child, stepped out to do a bit of shopping here in LA yesterday with her “baby” in tow. A blonde-wigged Tila showed up at Kitson boutique to peruse the baby clothes that were on display … making sure to pose for pictures at every opportunity:

I guess when she’s not tweeting her autobiography, she’s playing dress up in boutiques around town. I think it’s safe to assume that when a trainwrecky personality decides to wear a wig in public, things may not be on the mental up and up. I’m still not entirely convinced that she’s actually lost her mind … I still contend that she is doing all of this wacky, attention-seeking bullshizz merely for the headlines. I also do not believe that she is actually pregs. This plastic baby might be the closest thing to a child that Tila Tequila may ever claim ownership of … and for that, I am extremely grateful.

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After Tila Tequila, in her grief, published her “autobiography” on Twitter earlier this month she began telling the world (again) that she had gotten pregnant. Up until now, I discounted her claims as fiction but today she provides RadarOnline with ultrasound “proof” that she is, in fact, pregnant … behold:

Tila Tequila has been hinting at and tweeting about a possible pregnancy for months, with many speculating the reality TV star is not with child, but rather just desperate for attention. But now, in an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Tila, whose real name is Thien Thanh Nguyen, claims she is in fact pregnant and in her first trimester — and to prove it, she even produces a sonogram. So is Tila really pregnant? Only time will tell given Tila’s often erratic and eccentric behavior in the past. But she says doubters can be assured it’s her actual ultrasound photo because the first two letters of her last name are seen on the upper left hand corner of the photo, which is customary in many ultrasound photos. Visible in the photo is the gestational sac, which is the earliest sonographic finding of a pregnancy. Tila, appearing happy and excited, shares with RadarOnline.com, “I know the whole world is confused as to why I am pregnant while I was still engaged to Casey. They wonder if I cheated on her. Well, while Casey and I were engaged, the world doesn’t know that Casey and I talked a lot about our future. “She and I were both ready to get married and start a family together. That is why she was fighting so hard to get her daughter Ava back and wanted me to adopt Ava so that I would officially be Ava’s mother too! Aside from that we talked about one of us getting pregnant so we can have another baby of our own. We talked about this for a very long time, and we both agreed that I would be the one carrying the baby. “So that is the reason why I got pregnant. It was for Casey and I, and that is also why I was so devastated when she passed away because now I have our baby in my belly, but she has passed away.” Tila says that even though her heart is broken by the death of her beloved “wifey” she plans to be strong for their unborn baby and shares that Casey recently came to her in a dream, telling her not to cry anymore, assuring her that she is watching over her and telling her to just take care of their baby. “I would wake up crying, and go to bed crying,” Tila says. “We had it all planned out, but now I am left alone as a single mother without her. I am crying right now just talking about this because this is something that the public did not know. We were so excited to be mothers and she was so excited to help me through the pregnancy. I will never forget her telling me ‘You are going to be the cutest pregnant girl in the whole world in your pink Teletubby pajamas! I love you so much!’

The trainwrecky, trashiness of this woman knows no bounds and does not cease to astound me. She is truly a deluded, wackjob and the thought of her becoming a parent is absolutely horrifying. I’m not entirely convinced of this pregnancy, ultrasound photo or not. I suspect we’ll be hearing from her, soon enough, that she is “no longer pregnant” or some such nonsense. For the sake of the world, I truly hope this is just a part of her elaborate hoax for attention.

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The “heartbroken” and “mournful” Tila Tequila is continuing to share her “pain” with anyone who will listen by posting ceaseless nonsense on her official Twitter profile as well as on her official website. But, Tila is also sharing her “pain” with Steppin’ Out magazine. As you can see from her coverphoto, Tila is really handling the loss of Casey Johnson remarkably well … read on:

Tila Tequila is losing sleep over the death of her fiancee Casey Johnson. “I would like to see her right now. Right now. But if that’s not going to happen, then I hope she hears me when I scream out for her at night when I can’t sleep,” Tequila, 28, tells Chaunce Hayden in Steppin’ Out magazine. “The bed is so empty without my wife and our dogs,” Tequila goes on. Tequila says she and Johnson, 30, who was found dead on Jan. 4, “were and still are very much in love. It wasn’t love like either of us had ever experienced before. That is why we got engaged so fast. “We wanted to hurry up and start the next chapter of our lives together. Just me, her, Ava, our 3 dogs, and another little one on the way,” adds Tequila, who has been hinting she’s pregnant on Twitter. (She also said Wednesday that she’s going to seek custody of Casey’s adopted daughter, Ava.) Tequila says she and Johnson “became domesticated” and “were so happy happy that we never left the bedroom. That was our favorite hang out spot. My bedroom and my Jacuzzi.” “We were everything that both of us ever needed. Each other,” she goes on. Tequila says she’s not giving back the 17-carat engagement ring Johnson gave her. “I have it and will never let anyone take it away from me. That is something my wife gave to me to promise our courtship together for the rest of our lives,” she says. “I was so happy. The ring is absolutely real.” She also claims that she was bumped from appearing on Larry King Live because the Johnson family “threatened to sue Larry King if I’m on his show.”

Um … yeah. At least Tila decided to share her story with a renowned publication like Steppin’ Out magazine cuz it would’ve been far too obvious for her to share her tale of woe with a publication like the New York Times or something wacky like that.

And, in case you were wondering, Tila has also decided to chime in on the disaster relief that is going on in Haiti in the wake of the devastating earthquake that struck there a few days ago. If you are curious, you can read the full text of a string to tweets she posted on her profile last night that address the events that are going on in Haiti right now …

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Yesterday we got to check out a blog post from trainwreck Tila Tequila wherein she threatened the world that she would “meet” her late fiancee Casey Johnson “in Heaven” because she is so consumed with grief (but is also consumed with blogging and tweeting, too) and today we get to read some more from Ms. Tequila. It turns out that in the span of 7-hours of tweeting on her official Twitter profile (140-characters per tweet), Tila published a mini-autobiography! She then culled together all of her tweets and republished them in sum on her official website for our reading pleasure:

Hmm….where should I begin? Well last night I was on Twitter and I was just tweeting about random things and somehow one Tweet into the next it lead me into writing a mini auto-biography through 7 hours of Tweeting!!!!!!! I originally had no plans whatsoever on sharing such a private, emotional, and personal life story to the whole world….but somehow, someway……it ended up that way. Everyone who read it was moved to tears and today a lot of people kept asking me where they could find that story. So I have gathered all of my tweets from last night about it and pasted it all in one blog for u to read. This has not been edited so it may not read correctly in a story format. These are just all the tweets I tweeted so that’s how it’ll read. In little spurts of statements…..therefor…..leading you into a glimpse of my sad childhood growing up. With that said, everyone has been so captivated that I have actually started to write an entire book about it! I know people want to hear what happens next….so let’s just say this is an “INTRO” to “TILA TEQUILA’S AUTO-BIOGRAPHY” It’s very painful for me to open up and share this with the world, but I’m a strong Woman today so I think it’s time the world hears my story. Here we go (remember these are in tweets I just copy & pasted from my profile) …

Holy shizz, the chick has TOTALLY LOST HER MIND. It’s just … nuts. She’s turned into a crazy amalgam of Courtney Love in franticness and Kanye West in douchiness with a little bit of Michael Lohan in pathetic attention-whoring. She makes Amy Winehouse look sane in comparison. If you are interested, curious or just plain brave enough to read the newly published Autobiography of Tila Tequila then check it out after the jump. Be warned, it is LONG, frantic and doesn’t make much sense …

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As you may recall, troubled Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, who was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila last month, suddenly passed away at the age of 30 here in Los Angels, CA at the start of last week. Since that time, a “mournful” Tila has been flooding her official Twitter account with errant messages in expression of her heartache and pain being ever mindful to revel in the paparazzi attention that Johnson’s death has given her. Always happy to pose for the photogs (despite what she sometimes says on her Twitter account), Tila hinted that she might be pregnant (a claim that she’s been making all month long) before she stepped out to visit a doctor in Beverly Hills, CA to meet the press:

Now, this kind of behavior is just par for the course where Tila Tequila is concerned. But, it would appear that Tila is not getting quite the level of attention that she really wants because sometime last night, she posted a long rant on her official website that suggested that she is ready to “meet” Casey “in Heaven”, leading some to believe she might be planning to commit suicide. The post was taken down shortly after it was published but you can read her crazy rant in full after the jump …

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