In an effort to stem the tide of misinformation and, more probably, to have a medium in place so that he can respond to everything written about him (either directly or indirectly) Michael Lohan has launched his own official blog. Now, I’m not entirely sure that this blog is the real thing but I received an email alert that was addressed to a whole slew of “media” folks that announced that the blog was launched yesterday (“You can read all about Michael Lohan’s latest rant by going to his brand new official blog site www.mikelohanonline.com. You won’t believe what he has written tonight in his very first post…”). Here is the full text of Michael Lohan’s supposed first post on his newly launched blog (posted last night at 9:21 PM ET). All text and errors are his own:
My First Blog
Since this is my FIRST blog, let’s start off on the right foot. Let’s set up some guidelines and rules “to live by” if we are going to participate on this website! First of all, try your best to refrain from cursing, lying or baring false witness. I know this is hard for some of you, but try.
What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.
I know a lot of people like to “feed the fire” and then hide behind a false name, anonymity or represent themselves as a “source,” a “close friend,” or an “insider.” But in truth, when it comes down to it, you aren’t fooling anyone but yourselves. Instead of looking from the outside in, you need to be looking within first.
It’s easy to point fingers and be judgmental. The hard part is looking in the mirror and judging oneself. So please keep these things in mind, before you comment.
Okay, so here we go…
Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, “Samantha is on drugs!”
Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”
WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!
As a matter of fact, I was the one who tried to keep those kinds of parasites away from Lindsay. Like the psycho stalker “AJ’s,” the parasite publicist, the wanna be manager(s), the backstabbing bodyguards, and the not so helpful assistants and the in-laws from hell who spend their time getting high and robbing the victims of the 911 disaster relief fund.
No, not me, nor my family!
Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!
NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don’t use people, don’t lie about people, don’t bare false witness, don’t be envious or jealous and certainly don’t LIE!
Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).
So, if you want the REAL Story, and if you want to have a voice and hear the truth, join right in!
May the wind be at your back and the light shine upon your life.
HMMM … while it is very possible that this is a fake blog that some prankster set up in order to make fun of Mr. Lohan, all the Bible quoting does seem to give the blog a feel of genuineness. You gotta love that at the start of the post, Lohan begs his readers to not “bear false witness” and then goes on a rant to malign Samantha Ronson. Hypocrisy, thy name is Michael Lohan. After the jump, check out the full text of Lohan’s second blogpost posted this morning at 10:21 AM ET, written after he read the comments (all 35 of them) left on his site from his first post …
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