Kim Zolciak Performs ‘Tardy For The Party’

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Friday, November 6th, 2009

Last night Bravo TV aired part 2 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special and not only were we made privy to some pretty horrifying information …


ie. that NeNe Leakes’s main gay Dwight Eubanks confessed to getting a penile enlargement implant!!! (Um, Yikes!) but we were also made to bear witness to an even more horrifying live performance … which I now want to share with all y’all. Here is Real Housewife Kim Zolciak “performing” her “hit” song Tardy for the Party “live” on last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special:


Yes, I think the looks on the faces of the other Atltanta Housewives during Kim’s performance says it all … but to quote Mr. Penile Implant Dwight Eubanks, How dreadful! The song may be catchy but … OY! this performance is a hot mess … don’tcha think?

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‘Real Housewives’ NeNe Leakes & Kim Zolciak Are Friends Again

Plus, Kim flashes her bare cooch for all the world to see
Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Earlier this week, Bravo TV aired the second season finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (which, to be honest, I found wholly and entirely boring) and announced that the Atlanta Housewives reunion would be aired in two parts starting next week. Clearly some fence-mending took place at the reunion (or shortly thereafter) because once-friends, then bitter enemies and costars NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak were spotted all chummy as BFFs again at Mr. Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA last night:


You may recall that earlier this year Kim alleged that NeNe tried to “choke her out” while the two were in production of the second season of The Real Housewives but that incident (whether it really happened or not) seems now to be water under the bridge. I suppose it’s nice that the ladies have kissed and made up (well, hugged) but with this good news … comes bad news … very, very bad news.

I have it on good authority that Kim Zolciak does NOT like to wear underwear … and now YOU are going to have it on the very same HORRIFYING authority. Kim managed to flash her naughty nasty bits as she get out of her car to meet up with NeNe at Mr. Chow last night … and horror or horrors … it is NOT a pretty sight:


If you are feeling brave enough to see, stupid enough to see or just plain hateful enough towards your eyeballs to see, you can behold the uncensored version of this crotch shot photo of Kim after the jump. Be warned it is not only extremely NSFW but it is also not safe for human consumption under any possible circumstances — LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK …

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The ‘Real Housewives’ Are ‘Tardy For The Party’

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Saturday, September 26th, 2009

Bravo TV has whipped up a music video to accompany the new song Tardy for the Party that was “recorded” by Kim Zolciak (from The Real Housewives of Atlanta) but was written and produced by Kandi Burruss (also from TRHOA) that includes appearances from castmembers of all of the Real Housewives shows from the various seasons — Orange County, New York City, Atlanta and New Jersey:


The video looks kinda homemade but it’s cute … I guess. I hate that I like the song because I really cannot stand Kim … but everything great about the song is due to Kandi’s musical (and seemingly magical) talent. You listen to this song once and it’s in your head for hours/days/weeks. It remains to be seen if Zolciak will release a music video of her own … but I think this one is enough.

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‘Real Housewives’ NeNe Leakes & Gretchen Rossi Have Lunch

From ATL to LA
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Two of Bravo TV’s most beloved housewives from their Real Housewives series met up for lunch yesterday at Villa Blanca here in SoCal. Here’s a cute photo of NeNe Leakes and her hubby Gregg Leakes, from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, at lunch with Gretchen Rossi and her new beau Slade Smiley (who previously romanced OC housewife Jo De La Rosa), from The Real Housewives of Orange County yesterday afternoon:


NeNe is prolly my favorite of all of the Housewives and I love that she met up with Gretchen for a quiet lunch with just their husbands and any available paparazzo within a 20 mile radius. These savvy reality TV stars know what they are doing and made a wise choice to dine at Villa Blanca. NeNe and Gretchen got really close during lunch — after the jump, find out just how close they got …

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‘The Real Housewives Of Atlanta’ Reveal Their Alter-Egos

Two-Faced
Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Earlier this week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, the ladies showed off their collection of alter-ego photos that were shot by Atlanta photographer Derek Blanks and featured each of the housewives — NeNe Leakes, Shereé Whitfield, Lisa Wu-Hartwell, Kim Zolciak and Kandi Burress — showing two different sides to their personalities (at least, that was the original premise of the shoot). In case you missed it or just want to see them again, here are the photos shot by Blanks of the Atlanta Housewives showing off their dual personalities:


NENE LEAKES — After directing her costars during their shoots, NeNe stepped in front of the camera to portray a pole-dancing stripper and a reluctant socialite tipper.

SHEREE WHITFIELD — Making light of her much-hyped “seven-figure” divorce settlement, the She by Shereé designer posed as a fashionista and a robber.

LISA WU-HARTWELL — Watch the cookies! At the alter-ego photo shoot, NeNe got her pal to pose as a punk and a goody-goody Girl Scout.

KIM ZOLCIAK — Deciding not to dress up like a black version of herself, Kim chose to pose as a mistress and her lover’s scorned wife at a Laundromat.

KANDI BURRESS — Kandi, whose friends were involved in a drunk-driving accident, decided send a message, portraying an intoxicated clubber who got behind the wheel and her victim.

I personally was not too impressed by all of the photos. I thought NeNe, Shereé and Lisa had the right attitude … Kim’s photo is fug and Kandi’s photo – while admirable – wasn’t really a photo showcasing her dual personality. Overall, I thought the shoot was fun tho … Blanks has come up with a very creative idea and he has shot some very cool photos. I just love the Atlanta Housewives, they are my fave of the bunch. What do y’all think of these photos … are they cool or do they miss the mark?

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‘Who Gonna Check Me, Boo?’

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Friday, July 31st, 2009

Lawdy, lawdy … the second season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta premiered on Bravo TV last night and, for the most part, brought the LULz. While it wasn’t as jam-packed with the drama as I would’ve liked, it was really entertaining to watch … and provided one knock down, drag out fight that was pretty epic:


I was pretty shocked to learn that NeNe and Shereé have mended fences are now friends again … who both hate trashy-ass Kim. Good stuff. So now that Shereé doesn’t have NeNe to fight with, who’s she gonna mess with? Some fool party planner named Anthony, that’s who. If you saw the ep last night, you saw how this unprofessional idiot started gettin’ smart with Shereé — his client — on national television. Shereé, the self-proclaimed “boss bitch”, stood her ground and almost whooped the fool’s ass when he got in her face. People she almost called Pookie in Cleveland to come help her whip some ass … but, in the end, she took care of biz all on her own. After the jump, check out video from last night’s fight to see how it all went down …

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One Of ‘The Real Housewives Of Atlanta’ Cannot Pay Her Bills

It's also the one who cannot sing or buy a nice wig
Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Pink reader Jason gave me the head’s up that one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta had to have her official blog site shut down due to “non-payment”. It appears that the horribly tragic Kim Zolciak (the real “Housewife” who thought she could sing and only managed to EMBARRASS herself on national television when she tried to show off her skills) cannot afford to pay her webhosting bills and had to have her creditors post this message on her official site:


Sad. But, hilarious. As much as I cannot stand Kim, I really do love The Real Housewives of Atlanta (they’re my faves) and I am very much looking forward to watching her future pathetic attempts to garner fame and fortune in season 2 of the show. There has been much said about the “fakeness” of my fave Housewife Nene Leaks but this just proves that Kim is the fake one … who can’t pay her bills … or find a wig that fits. Incidentally, you might recall that this same thing happened to Michael Lohan when he didn’t pay his webhosting bills. Not that I’m trying to offer any help to either of them, but Kim and Michael are of the same sorry ilk and would prolly do much better if they teamed up to become one mega pathetic Z-list couple. Between the two of them, I’m sure they could afford to pay for webhosting a blog … I think. Mebbe they should just go with one of those free accounts to avoid this sort of embarrassment in the future … but, then again, what fun would that be for us?

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