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Altho I received a few invites from some of my fave people on Earth, the lazy side of me won out and I ended up NOT going to any Golden Globes parties and just stayed home and watched the show from my couch. I ordered me some pizza, hot wings and cheesy bread … burrowed myself under my blankets and had a very enjoyable night of awards show watching fun.

Madonna wasn’t the only Golden Globe Award winner last night … a whole host of other folks were honored with awards in both film and television. The show itself, I gotta say, wasn’t nearly as entertaining as last year’s show. By all accounts, host Ricky Gervais did not perform as successfully this year as he did last year … and I think that fact had a huge impact on the show overall. A lot of my fave actors won this year (Jessica Lange, Meryl Streep, Madonna) as did some of my fave TV shows (Homeland, FTW!) … but I think the French silent film The Artist was the biggest winner of the night. Click below to see some photos from the red carpet arrivals, read some deets about the show itself and see some happy folks holding their shiny new Globes in the press room last night.

Popstar Madonna, who spent all last week promoting her new film W.E. and her new album M.D.N.A. in interviews both here in the US (on ABC News) and in the UK (on The Graham Norton Show), was in attendance at the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards last night. Maddy was nominated for Best Original Song for her ballad Masterpiece (from her directorial debut film W.E.). Altho Elton John bitchily commented before the show that Madonna didn’t have “a fucking chance” at winning, Madonna DID win the award … over Elton John … who lost. After Elton‘s loss, his hubby David Furnish had bitchy things of his own to say … on Facebook. LOL! In the press room, Madonna (with Golden Globe in hand) was asked a host of questions … including questions pertaining to her upcoming new album. Click below to hear what she had to say about M.D.N.A.

Yesterday the nominations for the 2012 Screen Actors Guild Awards were announced and, to my surprise, there were a few snubs (namely Rooney Mara and Ryan Gosling) that had me a bit worried about the upcoming awards season but today the 2012 Golden Globe Award nominations were announced and I’m happy to report that ALL of my fave actors, films and/or TV shows managed to get at least some recognition from the Hollywood Foreign Press. On the TV front, American Horror Story and Game of Thrones got love and on the film front, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Shame got some love. Both Rooney Mara and Ryan Gosling got nominations … as did Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross for their work scoring Dragon Tattoo. I am happy, y’all. Click below to find out if YOUR faves nabbed nominations for the 2012 Golden Globe Awards!

Last year British comedian Ricky Gervais hosted the 2011 Golden Globe Awards and did, by pretty much all accounts, an amazing job. What made Ricky‘s hosting performance so spectacular is that he managed to poke fun at pretty much everyone in Hollywood, making the jokes that we all laugh at amongst ourselves but no one in Hollywood really dares to say in public. The Hollywood Foreign Press Association, who are responsible for the Golden Globes, were among the very folks who did not appreciate Gervais‘s biting comic stylings. BUT, even they could not deny that Ricky delivered some of the best ratings and reviews that the Golden Globes ever enjoyed. And for that reason, Ricky was asked to host the upcoming 2012 GGs and he gladly accepted.

First, I must preface this entire post by saying that I LOVE Natalie Portman, she is my pick as the Best Actress at all the awards shows this season and I couldn’t be happier for all the success — both personal and professional — that she is enjoying these days. That being said, dear sweet Natalie (bless her soul) has one of THE most awkward and cringe-worthy laughs that I have had the misfortune to bear witness to on national television. During her acceptance speech last night at the 2011 Golden Globe Awards, Natalie tried to make a joke about how her fiancée wants to have sex with her (which is obvious due to the fact that she is pregs with his baby) and laughed so awkwardly, so terrifyingly at her own joke that it still haunts me today.

Earlier today I posted amazingly funny video of Ricky Gervais‘s brilliant opening monologue as host of the 2011 Golden Globe Awards last night and mentioned that the comic is taking a bit of heat from the celebs he skewered on live television today. The Hollywood Reporter nabbed an interview with Philip Berk, the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (the ones who award the Golden Globes) and he has gone on the record to say that Gervais “definitely crossed the line” with the jokes he delivered last night. Which means, uh oh, Ricky Gervais is in trouble, y’all.

Celebs from film and television made their way out to The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA last night to attend the 2011 Golden Globe Awards. When host Ricky Gervais wasn’t brilliantly and hilariously skewering the folks in the audience, Golden Globe awards were being handed out to some lucky winners. Many of the awards went to the film The Social Network and the TV series Glee … but there were a few other winners as well.

British comedian Ricky Gervais served as host of the 2011 Golden Globe Awards here in Hollywood, CA last night and during his opening monologue to kick off the show he expertly, brilliantly and unapologetically skewered as many celebs in the audience as possible with joke after joke after joke. He managed to get a few uncomfortable laughs from the audience but it was his Scientology joke that garnered the most groans. For me, Gervais made the Golden Globe Awards worth watching … and he had me in stitches the entire night. His opening monologue is an absolute must see.

The nominations for the 2011 Golden Globe Awards have been announced, which annually signal to the world the official start of the Hollywood awards season. The noms have only been out a few hours and they’ve already got many folks buzzing … first, about the films who scored nominations (Red?! The Tourist?! ALICE IN WONDERLAND?!?!) and the films and actors who did NOT receive nominations (True Grit was completely shut out of the big film categories). Here’s a run down of who was nominated for what — and who wasn’t — for the 2011 Golden Globe Awards:

A proper British story. A gritty gym-rat drama. A Showgirls-esque opus starring Cher and Christina Aguilera. We cannot wait to see the seating arrangements at the Beverly Hilton … The King’s Speech, the critically acclaimed historical drama about King George VI, cemented its reputation as the film to beat at the Oscars with a Globes-best seven nominations. The Fighter, the Mark Wahlberg-produced boxing biopic, and The Social Network, the Facebook movie, earned six nods each. Burlesque, the “dishwater dull,” “crockpot-stew of leftovers” backstage dance movie, received two more nominations than Toy Story 3, including one big one for Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical. Angelina Jolie’s and Johnny Depp’s even more critically dismissed The Tourist had an equally good day, likewise picking up three nods, and likewise competing for Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical. The television categories were led by Glee, which glided right past any perceived second-season storyline woes with five nominations. As expected, The King’s Speech will vie for Best Motion Picture Drama against The Social Network, The Fighter, Inception and Black Swan. If you had faith that the star-worshipping Hollywood Foreign Press would not disappoint with a “crazy” nomination (or two), then you were not at all surprised that Burlesque and The Tourist will compete for Motion Picture Comedy or Musical opposite Alice in Wonderland, The Kids Are All Right and the oldester action flick Red. Of those films, only The Kids Are All Right is considered legit Oscar material.

There is a lot of craziness in this year’s Golden Globe nominations. Except for the True Grit omission, the Best Drama Film category is pretty spot on (The King’s Speech, The Social Network, The Fighter, Inception and Black Swan). The Best Comedy or Musical category is complete idiocy! Except for The Kids are Alright, none of the other films IMHO is worthy of the nomination. From what I understand (because I did not see the film), The Tourist is neither a comedy nor a musical … and yet, it got a nomination (as did both Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp in the acting categories). Alice In Wonderland, while a cute movie, is simply not nearly good enough to be considered an award contender. To be honest, some of the noms read more like they came from the MTV Movie Awards rather than the second biggest film awards show of the year. Thankfully, the big important films (The Social Network, Black Swan, The King’s Speech) got noms … but they stand alongside the worst films of the year for awards … it makes no sense. Click HERE for a full run-down of just-announced Golden Globe nominations and make sure you tune in on January 16 to find out who gets to go home with awards this year. What do y’all think of this year’s nominations? Do you agree with me that members of the Hollywood Foreign Press were smokin’ Salvia when they came up with some of this year’s noms?

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