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Here are a couple photos of Suri Holmes-Cruise with her mom Katie Holmes on the set of Tom Cruise‘s new film Knight and Day which is currently in production in Massachusetts. As you can see, Suri was all gussied up in her fetching red ensemble:

While some may find the red on red on red a bit matchy-matchy, I think it works well for the little Miss. This color red really suits her … and at the very least, makes her really noticeable. Should the little dear suffer a malfunction or blow a spark plug, it would be easy to see if she makes a break for freedom. Ain’t she just a doll?

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Aww … poor dear … look at this forlorn little child on display in a storefront window in Cambridge, MA over the weekend. It looks as if her parents have tired of her ceaseless shenanigans and are now offering her up for sale to the highest bidder to come along. How much would YOU pay to take this little creature home with you?

Hahahaha … despite the sad look on Suri Holmes-Cruise‘s face in this photo, I can assure you she was having a grand ol’ time hamming it up for the passersby to passed her window show Saturday afternoon. After the jump, check out a few more photos of Suri making a wee spectacle of herself in the window at Sweet cupcake shop in Cambridge over the weekend …

Okay … on the real, I’m not the biggest TomKat fan but even I have to admit that these new photos of the happy family laying in the grass in Melbourne, Australia (where Katie is working on a new film and very narrowly escaped with her life from a flaming car accident a couple of weeks ago) are just WAY TOO cute … behold:

They say you can’t improve on perfection but somehow the Cruise family always seem to find a way. The model family enjoyed another idyllic day out as they relaxed by the lake at Government House in Melbourne with daughter Suri today. As they cuddled up together, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their adorable daughter looked every inch the poster image for the perfect life. Katie, 30, was taking a well-earned day off from working on her latest movie Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark, which she is filming in Australia. The family were reunited last weekend when Tom flew out to join Katie and Suri, bearing two dozen red roses for his wife. During his stay, the Hollywood star found time to take Suri to an aquarium, as well as going to an Australian Rules football match with Katie’s co-star Guy Pearce Tom, 47, is due to leave country tomorrow and the family were obviously keen to make the most of their precious time together. Dressed casually in jeans, a make-up less Katie cuddled three-year-old Suri under a blanket, while Tom looked lovingly on. As she snuggled up to her mother, all that was visible of the little girl were her grey trainers and mop of dark hair. Wearing dark shades, Tom looked the devoted Hollywood dad as the family larked around in the park.

OY … these are cute pics. I’m gonna take them at face value and not assume that the family was aware that they were being photographed (and therefore putting on a show) and just enjoy these pics as the insane cuteness that they are. They do make an adorable family, manufactured or not :)

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Yesterday we learned the disturbing news that Katie Holmes was almost seriously injured in a movie set accident when the car she was riding in burst into flames after the car battery exploded. Altho she was shaken up pretty bad, Katie managed to evade death and escaped the car unharmed. Here are new pictures of Katie back on the set of her film Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark running around and playing with her only begotten child Suri Holmes-Cruise as if the accident never happened:

As you may recall, the plotline of Katie‘s new movie involves her character being terrorized by evil gnomes … perhaps Suri is auditioning for a part in the flick? I keed, I keed!! Clearly, Katie doesn’t feel that the movie set of death is at all a danger to her young child … or does she?????? Whatever the case may be, it’s a relief to see Katie lookin’ so well after enduring such an upsetting incident. Now she can go back about her biz of making movies that no one has any interest in watching.

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Suri Holmes-Cruise, the little person who celebrated her 3rd birthday last week, had herself a very low-key party at her parents SoCal manse with just a few friends and family in attendance. She also got a trampoline to jump around on. Yeah, and that was pretty much it:

Nope. No famous celebrity baby friends, no carousels or riding ponies …. nothing at all to distinguish her birthday fête from that of any normal, human 3 year old child. To be honest, it’s refreshing to see that the Cruise clan doesn’t need to spend lots of money (or any money, for that matter) in celebration of their little robot-girl’s third year of existence … tho, I’m not entirely sure that Suri felt the same. As you may recall, Suri was treated like a little princess (literally) on a recent visit to Disney World in Florida … and that was for no special occasion at all. I bet the little miss was expecting something more extravagant for her actual birthday party. Well, if Suri wants to live like a real live girl she’s gonna hafta get used to things like this … and besides, trampolines can be fun! Even for robots.

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Here are a couple pics of the very young Romeo Beckham out for a playdate with the even younger Suri Holmes-Cruise over the weekend which are kinda too cute for words. Seeing these two matched up might give us a glimpse into the future when these two kiddies grow up … might there be a future for Romeo and Suri?

It’s amazing how quickly these kids grow up … it wasn’t all that long ago that they were mere babies and now they’re turning into kids. It won’t be long before this crop of celebrity kids grows up into teenagers and then we’ll have a new generation of mini-celebs on the scene. It’s so strange to think that in a little over 10 years time Suri, Brooklyn, Romeo, Maddox, Kingston, Levi and the other celeb babies will be the gang roaming the streets of Hollywood. Kids like Suri and Romeo may be enjoying playdates these days but in the very near future they could be going on actual dates together. WEIRD!!! For now, I think we can just think that match-ups like this are cute … but it is funny to think about which celeb kids will be dating one another when they grow up.

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Suri Holmes-Cruise became a princess for a day this week when her parents, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, took her to the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World in Florida and let her loose upon the park. Little Suri was allowed access to all of the Disney characters who were clamoring over one another to have their photo taken with the little robot. Here are a few pics of the Holmes-Cruises (including Connor Kidman-Cruise) as they enjoyed all the wonders that the Magic Kingdom has to offer:

Being the daughter of one of Hollywood’s most well paid actors certainly has its perks. And toddler Suri Cruise was enjoying the benefits of it during a family trip to Walt Disney World in Florida. The two-year-old, who was dressed as a princess for the occasion, looked to be having a magical time as she was treated to a very personal meet and greet with her heroes Mickey and Minnie Mouse while her doting parents Tom Cruise, 46, and Katie Holmes, 30, looked on. The Cruise family skipped the queues at the theme park and spent time with a number of characters including Cinderella – much to Suri’s delight. The toddler, who has become something of a fashionista despite her tender years, looked adorable in a blue ball gown and bare feet and was all smiles during the trip which was a Valentines Day surprise for her and her mother from film star Tom. Katie opted for a more casual look for the occasion and was sporting a striped top and jeans. Before the trip Cruise admitted that he had some special treats up his sleeve for his 30-year-old wife and would provide “a lot of surprises for her throughout the day.”

Aww, so precious. It really looks like Suri had a great time. I understand the only snafu came when the family rode the It’s A Small World ride and Suri got lost amongst the other animatronic children. Because it was very difficult to find Suri in the midst of all the other adorable little robots, they had to shut down the ride to find the little doll. I believe she was found hiding amongst the Tahitian robots. In any event, it appears that the entire family had a great visit to Disney World … clearly evident from the smiles on all of their faces. See, even robots need to vacation every once-in-a-while.

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Earlier this week we saw photos of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Brazil and we got an eyeful of Tom‘s bulging muscles that couldn’t help but show thru his very tight, very thin sheer shirt. Yesterday we saw photos of Katie and daughter Suri Holmes-Cruise enjoying an afternoon away from Tom‘s watchful eye (but, alas, the ladies weren’t able to make a successful getaway). Today, the best photos yet … Tom Cruise — shirtless by the pool, behold:

And by “best”, I mean “UGH!” I had a feeling that Tom‘s penchant for the sheer shirt might lead to something along these lines. Surely, one cannot fault him for disrobing in order to enjoy the lovely Brazilian sun (or for sucking in his gut cuz he knows he is being photographed) but … the mere thought of Tom Cruise in any state of undress is … unsettling … which is why I’m making all y’all endure my unsettlement along with me ;) Tho, I must confess, there was once a time when the sight of a mostly nekkid Tom Cruise wasn’t a scary thing … quite the contrary. At any rate, I understand that TomKat have already left the country and, presumably, are fully dressed once again. And for that, we give thanks.

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Here are a couple photos of Katie Holmes and her robotic daughter Suri Holmes-Cruise taking a break from Tom Cruise as they strolled together on Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil yesterday (you may recall that TomKat are in South America to do some promo work for his new film Valkyrie) … and it looks like they tried to make a break for it:

I don’t believe that little Suri is programmed for escape cuz … well, her little robot legs didn’t let her escape. I understand that Xenu-lovin’ friends of Tom jumped out of the bushes with nets and dragged gently encouraged Katie and Suri back to their pen hotel room. Ah well, better luck next time!

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How’s about a little game, HMM? Here is a pic of Katie Holmes with her arms loaded with her daughter Suri Holmes-Cruise interspersed with various dolls … can YOU find the real child in this mix of items in Katie‘s very full arms?

HAHA! Trick question! The answer is that THERE IS NO REAL CHILD mixed in with these dolls as I contend that Suri is the cutest little robot child-doll ever fashioned by the hands of Scientology artisans. Thanks for playing!

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