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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson managed to find themselves at the same club in London, England last night (Bungalow 8) after spending quite a bit of time apart since their break-up earlier this year. Despite the fact that the ladies called off their relationship, they had been seen since in each other’s relative proximity (namely at Samantha‘s home for overnight visits) while managing to evade being photographed together … but, for the most part, they’ve been apart — until last night. Altho both Lindsay and Samantha entered and exited the club separately, I think it’s safe to assume that L. Ron spent some time together while inside the club last night:

Lindsay Lohan is nothing if not persistent. The actress spent last night shadowing her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson around town after following her to London this week. After a quick visit to Crystal nightclub in Oxford Street, the Mean Girls star stopped in at Bungalow 8 where the DJ just happened to be partying with her brother Mark Ronson and his girlfriend Josephine de La Baume. Samantha, accompanied by her crew, made a sharp exit just minutes after Lindsay’s arrival and returned to her hotel. Lo and behold, Linday is said to have then trailed her down the road to Blakes in South Kensington, the plush establishment she checked herself into on Tuesday. Their appearance in the same city at the same time may not be such a coincidence though, after Lindsay was said to have organised photo shoots and club appearances to coincide with Samantha’s visit. After arriving from France on Tuesday afternoon, the 22-year-old actress checked into the Blakes – just down the road from Samantha’s hotel – before travelling up to North London for a photo shoot. After a tour of Asia and a brief stop in Munich, 31-year-old Sam arrived in London on Saturday, where she has arranged a string of DJing gigs, including stints at the decks of Mahiki, Whisky Mist and Cafe De Paris. Lindsay is believed to have arranged to be in the British capital at the same time as Samantha as month ago when she was trying to win her back. Samantha ended their rocky romance on April 4 after the couple had a furious row in Los Angeles … Since their split, Lindsay has been spotted leaving Samantha’s Hollywood home after spending the night talking to her ex on various occasions and was even spotted there last week while Samantha was in the Philippines. Rather tellingly on the day Samantha flew from Manila to Singapore, Lindsay wrote on her Twitter micro-blogging page: ‘Missing a certain someone after a massage and chicken noodle soup… U (she) knows. Cuddle time soon I hope – fly safe.’ While the couple haven’t been photographed together since their split, Samantha has changed her Facebook relationship status from ‘single’ to ‘it’s complicated’ and lists Lindsay Lohan as the number one friend on her MySpace page.

Ahhh … the complications of lurve. I fear the love affair between L. Ron is way too complicated to be dunzo for long. These two seem to share an attraction to one another that defies explanation. While I, personally, would love for the two of them to get back together … I think it’s best that they continue to spend some time apart so that they can figure out what’s best for them individually. That said, I suspect L. Ron will be back together officially before Summer’s end. Good luck, ladies! I’m rootin’ for you!

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After spending time together on Thursday and Friday night, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted parting ways on Saturday morning … after the couple emerged from Samantha‘s house — where the couple were holed up together all night long. HMMM … sleeping over already so soon after a break-up, L. Ron?

I suppose it’s possible that the girls stayed up all night long painting each other’s toenails and braiding one another’s hair … but it is also possible that they were rekindling in full their failed romance (if you catch my drift). I, for one, would like to believe that they were doing all three ;) I understand the girls parted ways because Samantha had to fly off to NYC for a DJ gig but it really does look like L. Ron is back on track. Sleep-overs tend to lead to nookie. I can think of no better way to mend broken hearts than with make-up nook :)

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Being very careful not to be photographed together, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson each returned and made their way into Samantha‘s home after the couple reportedly spent some time together elsewhere earlier yesterday evening. You may recall that we learned yesterday that the ladies hung out for a reported 6 hours stretch on Thursday night so last night’s hanging out session would be their second in a row … I dunno, it really looks like L. Ron are on their way back to reunification:

I am convinced that these ladies care very much for one another … at the core of their relationship, I suspect that is a strong bond of friendship. Even if they do not get back together romantically, I would bet lots of dough that the two of them will remain friends for the long haul. But … I’d prolly bet even more dough that these two are working to get back together as a couple. One night of drama does not usually end a year+ long relationship … besides, I think passion can spring from drama … and there ain’t no couple in Hollywood as passionate/dramatic as L. Ron. I bet we’ll see more of these two hanging out for some time to come. And, hopefully very soon, we’ll start seeing them out and about — together.

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Earlier today we saw that the once again red-headed Lindsay Lohan spent part of her day in the company of her younger sister Aliana Lohan yesterday and now we learn that Samantha Ronson spent part of her day with her good friend and Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden. Here are a couple cute pics of the friends making their way into the DCMA Store on Melrose Ave. here in LA yesterday afternoon:

I understand the BFFs stepped out for a coffee date after their little shopping excursion. It would seem that, as I hoped, the drama is slowly settling down from the major bust-up between L. Ron over the weekend. Lindsay is chillin’ with her sister, Sam is chillin’ with her friends … things are calming down nicely. It’s unfortunate that yesterday was so chilly here in SoCal otherwise Benji might’ve stepped out again with only his tight, sleeveless t-shirt to cover his muscular bulk but … there are many Summer days ahead to look forward to. In any event, it’s nice to see that each of the girls has a great support system in place to help them get over their sad break-up.

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In the wake of the dramatic break-up between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson this past weekend, the ladies appear to be carrying on and doing fine separately … well, at least on the outside. After reports from various outlets surfaced that Lindsay has been “devastated” by the break-up and that she is living in “absolute Hell” without Samantha, Lindsay put on a brave face yesterday and stepped out on her own do run some errands. Here are a couple pics of Lindsay happily going about her biz yesterday and a report from US Weekly on how she is doing since the break-up — in her own words:

In the newest issue of Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan opens up about her heartbreaking split from Samantha Ronson, the “humiliating” weekend showdown with Ronson’s family, and says that friends’ fears she is suicidal are unfounded. “It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events. Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of an afterparty for her sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont. (Lohan was staying directly one floor above the Ronsons with her mom Dina and sister Ali.) The next day, Ronson changed the locks on the Hollywood Hills home she shared with Lohan. On Monday, Ronson’s mom and sister asked police about obtaining a restraining order against Lohan, Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall confirms to Us. Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson. “Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”

HMM. While Lindsay contends that “everyone” has abandoned her, at least she can rely on her father Michael Lohan to offer his aid and support. According to Daddy Lohan, he has “cleared his schedule” in order to make himself available for Lindsay:

Lindz and Sam appear to be over — and Lohan’s dad Michael offered support for his heartbroken daughter, while taking a jab at her mom! Despite Michael’s previous bickering with LiLo over Sam, Mr. Lohan tells “Extra” of their split, “Breakups are never pretty and they’re never easy. I’m here for Lindsay any time. I’ve cleared my schedule to go meet her in L.A.” Michael went on to say that he hopes Lindsay’s mom, Dina, would be there for the actress. “I hope Dina takes good care of her in the meantime. At a time like this she needs someone standing by her side. It’s about time she had both parents with her, without Dina driving a wedge between us. It’s time for Lindsay to resurrect her life and career.”

Cleared his schedule, huh? I guess that means that his plans to clean out the garage and pick up his dry cleaning can wait until Lindsay deigns to summon him for help. Yeah, he might want to just stick to his “schedule” cuz I don’t think Linds is gonna be calling him anytime soon.

As for Samantha, she insists that plans to get a retraining order against Lindsay are untrue and that she had no part in her family’s inquiry into obtaining any such court order. In fact, Sam has been going about her biz as usual keeping bizzy with work. Here are a few photos of Samantha spinning at Privé nightclub inside Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino this past Monday night doing her thang as usual:

Samantha Ronson may have split from Lindsay Lohan, but she doesn’t need help from the law to keep them apart. The Beverly Hills cops confirmed that Ronson’s family members asked about a restraining order following the couple’s recent breakup. But Ronson’s attorney, David Bass, tells PEOPLE: “Samantha has no plan to request a restraining order. There is no basis for one.” And a source close to the deejay offers this spin: “Sam does not want a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Sam had nothing to do with the restraining order against Lindsay that the police are talking about.” Adds the source: “Sam and Lindsay are broken up, but Sam does not feel she’s in any danger whatsoever. She thinks the whole thing is absurd.”

There is still a lot of emotional drama surrounding this break-up but I think it’ll all settle down very soon. While it is very possible that L. Ron may get back together at some point, I think this time apart will be great for both ladies to deal with all of this drama. Break-ups are hard for everyone … imagine having to deal with YOUR break-up in the public eye. Both Lindsay and Samantha will be fine, no matter what the eventual outcome. Just as Nelson once famously sang:

Only after the rain
Can you live again
You’ll see the sun appear to light the way
Only after the rain
Can you hope to find true love again
After the rain

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In the wake of the news of the dunzoness of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson comes a new report from US Weekly that Samantha‘s mother Ann Dexter-Jones and twin sister Charlotte Ronson paid a visit to the Beverly Hills police department in order to gather information about getting a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan in order to keep her away from Sam. After all of the drama that reportedly went down over the weekend (from party banning to lock changing), Samantha‘s family is reportedly fed up and intent on keeping the girls apart:

Samantha Ronson’s mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a restraining order three days after Lindsay Lohan was banned from a Ronson family event, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports. “They were directed to the court to get a restraining order,” Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall told Us on Monday. The officer would not confirm the inquiry was about Lindsay, but the drama between the tempestuous lovers crested this weekend after news spread that Samantha broke up with Lindsay. At a party honoring Samantha’s sister, clothing designer Charlotte Ronson, at Bar Marmont on Friday, security was told not to let Lindsay in if she showed. Lindsay followed up the snub with Twitter postings disparaging Samantha and Charlotte. With both families staying at the Chateau Marmont, the drama escalated with Lindsay trying to barge into Samantha’s brother’s room. The locks on Samantha’s house were seen being changed on Saturday; three weeks ago a window was broken at her house during a fight between the two women.

TMZ is reporting that Samantha has already left town (sans Lindsay, obvs) for a gig in Las Vegas and that Lindsay is “devastated” to learn of this restraining order:

Well connected sources tell TMZ Lindsay Lohan is “devastated” after learning members of Sam Ronson’s family are taking steps towards getting a restraining order against LiLo. After Us Weekly broke the story that Sam’s mother and sister went to a Beverly Hills police station yesterday asking questions about the restraining order process, sources tell TMZ Lindsay has been an emotional wreck — crying uncontrollably. We’re also told Sam has cut off all communication with Lohan — and that Lindsay isn’t handling it well. In fact, we’re told people close to Lindsay are worried she “might lash out.”

Yikes! When restraining orders come into play, you know that the drama is serious. Again, I’m so bummed that this love affair couldn’t work itself out. L. Ron were such a great couple (er, at least on the outside) and, as y’all know, I really loved them together. If matters have gotten this serious between the ladies, then it is very likely for the best that they stay away from one another … at least for now. Who knows if L. Ron will ever pair up again … but, for now, it looks like it ain’t happenin’.

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After initially telling US Weekly that she and girlfriend Samantha Ronson had not broken up in the wake of the drama they went thru this past weekend, Lindsay Lohan finally admits to E! News that the couple are, in fact, taking a break (and we all know what that means). But, it seems that Samantha was the one who did the initial breaking-up when she reportedly banned Lindsay from attending the I Heart Ronson party at the Chateau Marmont on Friday night. To be completely honest, altho I was at that party, I saw no evidence nor heard any chatter about the reported drama that was said to have occurred. I must’ve gotten to the party too late to witness any of the drama that, it now appears, was the first sign that the girls had broken up. According to People magazine, Samantha‘s family and friends are hoping that the couple remain broken up … which is bummer news to me cuz I really loved L. Ron as a couple. But, as we all know, many couples go thru lots of drama behind the scenes. Mebbe it’s for the best? All we know for sure is that the couple are now dunzo!

Lindsay Lohan and her celebrity deejay girlfriend Samantha Ronson have split – and this time, Ronson’s family hopes it sticks, a source tells PEOPLE. “Sam’s family has made her swear that it’s really over,” a friend of Lohan and Ronson’s tells PEOPLE. “They are giving her all the support they can to keep her away from Lindsay.” Adds another source close to Ronson: “Lindsay is going to try and twist the situation in her favor, but Sam clearly left her, not the other way around.” Lohan herself spoke out on Monday telling E! news, “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.” Meanwhile, Lohan has reportedly written several messages on her private Twitter page alleging Ronson’s infidelity and drug use led to their breakup. In one message, the actress wrote, “You broke my heart. Now go away. I loved you.” The on-again off-again pair have not been spotted publicly together in recent days, while Lohan has been a fixture on the L.A. scene, stopping into Chateau Marmont with her sister Ali on April 1, and even jumping on stage to sing along with Lily Allen during the British pop star’s concert the following night at the Wiltern. Over the weekend, Ronson changed the locks on her house, a friend of the pair confirms. “Sam changed the locks on her house,” the source tells PEOPLE. “Lindsay moved her stuff out as much as she could. She’s basically totally out of the house as far as her stuff and she’s not living there anymore.” Adds the source: “Lindsay was pretty devastated.” This weekend, Lohan attempted to get into the “I Heart Ronson” bash at Bar Marmont in West Hollywood – an event celebrating Charlotte Ronson’s clothing line and deejayed by Samantha Ronson. “Lindsay was banned from the event and was trying to enter from all ends,” says a source. “Sam did not want her there.” The next night, Lohan hit up other hot spots including the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. According to a paparazzo, who spotted the star at McDonalds later in the night, “Lindsay kept hiding her face in her hands … One second she would scream that we were scaring her and the next she started rambling about how much she loves Samantha.”

Oh, lawd!! Drama, thy name is L. Ron. I suppose we shouldn’t be too surprised that this volatile relationship had to go Bang! at some point. I honestly really liked these two as a couple. If you think about it, the last year that they were together was fairly drama-free. No one was arrested and no major incidents really occurred. As soon as Linds started hanging out with her mom, the cops have to go and get involved. In the end, I’m pretty sure that Samantha is going to be just fine … she’s always managed to do her thang and stay out of trouble. She seems to have a very stable family unit that cares very much for her. Lindsay, on the other hand, has no such stability in her life … and because of this break-up, might’ve lost the very stability that has kept her out of trouble for so long. No relationship is perfect and I’m sure we’d be shocked to learn all the downsides of this couple’s love affair … but in the end, when hearts are broken it’s always sad news. Ah well … twas good while it lasted. L. Ron you will be missed.

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Blaurgh. Last night was a lot of fun and I’m still paying for it this afternoon. I swear, I’m never drinking again … ever. But fun was had last night … for sure. After I dropped off David at the airport, I met up with my friend Johnny for a quick cameo at a TMZ party at Red Rocks on Sunset. I really love the TMZ crew … they are the coolest bunch of people and it’s always a good time seeing them out in social situations. Because they all work so hard (pretty much 24/7), it’s rare to see them socially but when there is a TMZ party, it’s deffo a party. After spending some time there, Johnny and I made our way to Bar Marmont at the Chateau Marmont to attend the I Heart Ronson party to celebrate Charlotte Ronson‘s new clothing line for JC Penney. Mark Ronson and the Version Players provided the live music and Samatha Ronson provided the party tunes after … it was a really fun event:

I managed to avoid running into Pug Dilton but I did get to chat with Nicole Richie for a bit. Her bump is getting so big! It looks much bigger in person than it does in pictures. Mark Ronson killed it on stage and Johnny and I had a blast.

But our night was over yet … after the Ronson event, we made our way to Fubar to get our drink on … and boy, did we ever. I haven’t gotten that loaded in a very long time … I mean, it was fun at the time but UGH I’m so paying for it now. I had plans to go with Darion and Kirsten to Disneyland today but, alas, the trip got scrapped cuz of my near deathness. We’re gonna try and do dinner and a movie later. Blah, we’ll see.

Happy couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are the subject of a new piece of art that features them in the traditional and iconic American Gothic portrait painted by artist Grant Wood in 1930. LA artist Ben Tegel created the piece for the animated art show Name That ‘Toon that will open on March 27 at the World of Wonder gallery here in SoCal. In addition to being on display at the Name That ‘Toon exhibit, this poster artwork of L. Ron is also being used as the poster promoting Girl on Girl night at the Viper Room rock club … which, I suppose, is kinda fitting. Here is the art piece and some deets about how it came to be:

Lindsay Lohan is a piece of work—literally. Los Angeles-based artist Ben Tegel created his latest Lohan-inspired work for a poster promoting Girl on Girl night at the Viper Room rock club. The image is a take on Grant Wood’s iconic 1930 portrait, American Gothic, with Samantha Ronson as the pitchfork-holding farmer and LiLo as her wife. But what’s it all mean? The artist explained to me: “Lindsay and Sam are the all-American couple for the 21st century,” Tegel said. “I call it American Sapphic.” Tegel’s work is part of Name That ‘Toon, an upcoming animation exhibit at Hollywood’s World of Wonder Storefront Gallery. Other Tegel works featuring Lohan include Rehabflaunt, a group portrait-like piece with Lohan, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty that was used to illustrate a story in Flaunt magazine. And if that wasn’t enough, Tegel was inspired by Lohan’s DUI arrest for another Viper Room poster that shows the starlet engaging in illegal activities while kneeling in a seedy alleyway. “I seem to have some sort of fixation with her,” Tegel wrote in an email. “She (along with Britney, I suppose) embodied the fin-de-siecle celebrity archetype. Her child-star-turned-drug-addict-turned-lesbian narrative seems to sum up the way fame operates in the 21st Century. I’m really interested to see what happens in the next chapter of her character’s storyline.” Name That ‘Toon opens at World of Wonder on March 27.

And pop art strikes again. Unlike the Octomom statue that we saw over the weekend, this piece of art seems to have a bit more wit and substance behind it. As poster artwork for the Viper Room‘s Girl on Girl night, it’s brills. Illustrators have long used celebrities in this way to promote parties and clubs. I think it’s wholly fascinating that L. Ron appear to be the new American Gothic, ie. the portrait of traditional American family values. It’s brills. Imitation is the purest form of flattery … I really love this piece. What do y’all think?

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Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who (on Friday) we learned made their way to London, England, were spotted at a Bar Mitzvah synagogue ceremony and afterparty celebration for Samatha‘s half-brother Joshua. According to reports, Lindsay is contemplating a conversion to the Jewish faith in an effort to get closer to the Ronson family. HMMM. Here are a few photos of L. Ron enjoying themselves at the Mondrian Hotel where the Bar Mitzvah afterparty was held this weekend:

Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism in a bid to prove her devotion to Jewish girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Although raised a Catholic, the 22-year-old star announced she was planning to change her faith on her Facebook page. After jetting into London last week, Lindsay joined girlfriend Samantha at the Bar Mitzvah of the DJ’s half-brother Joshua Ronson at the Westminster Synagogue on Saturday. After taking part in the service, Lindsay then went to the nearby Mandarin Oriental in Knightsbridge to celebrate Joshua’s ‘coming of age’. Showing her seriousness about converting, Lindsay had also visited the synagogue the day before with Samantha and her designer sister Charlotte. Entering the synagogue, a photographer asked Lindsay if she was switching religions, to which she replied: “I’m trying.” Updating her Facebook status this week, Lindsay wrote ‘I’m converting’. Lindsay’s change of religion is sure to surprise her family, who come from a long line of Catholics. Her great-grandfather John L. Sullivan was one of the founders of the Long Island Pro-Life Party. Her estranged father Michael Lohan rediscovered his relationship with God during a period in jail and now works as a minister. Michael said: “She’s exploring Judaism right now. She’s explored the Church of Scientology, she tried Kabbalah, and now this. I think it’s just another phase. But either way, she’s involving God in her life, and I’m happy about that.” Lindsay is currently staying in famous friend Bryan Adam’s house during her visit to London. As well as religious duties, Lindsay has been spotted doing a spot of shopping on Chelsea’s King’s Road. The Mean Girls star spent an hour in Wolford, where she bought several pairs of expensive tights, before going to Nobu for lunch. Since Lindsay started dating Samantha last year, she has grown close to the Ronson family.

AWWW, how very Charlotte York of L. Lo to convert to the Jewish faith out of love for her partner. While I sincerely doubt that an update on a Facebook page and attendance at a Bar Mitzvah really means a total religious conversion, I think it’s cool of Lindsay to entertain the switch for Samantha. Irregardless of whether or not she is serious about converting, I fully support L. Ron growing closer together … whatever that may mean in terms of religion or anything else. Again, I doubt that things are this serious between the two of them and I think this report is exaggerating a bit but … I guess you never know. The couple are still very happily together … and to that I say, Mazel Tov!!

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