Reese Witherspoon Continues To Furnish Her Children With Hideous Footwear

fUUGsly
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Doting mother Reese Witherspoon stepped out for a little errand in Brentwood, CA to pick up new pairs of shoes for her children Ava Elizabeth and Deacon Reese … clearly she has no problem fueling the sad UGGs problem each child has:


We all know that Ava loves her UGGs and so does Deacon, so it’s very sweet that Reese is keeping them well-stocked with their favorite footwear. I’ve just never been an UGGs fan and would hate for the poor little dears to grow up scarred from the memories of being photographed wearing these comfortable but monstrous shoes. Ah well … life is tough for kids sometimes.

[Photo credit: X17]

GyllenSpoon Celebrates Memorial Day With Roberty Downey, Jr.

Beach party!
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Reese Witherspoon and her beau Jake Gyllenhaal joined Robert Downey, Jr. his son Indio Falconer and others for a private beach party in Malibu, CA yesterday afternoon. While GyllenSpoon did everything they could not to be photographed together (which makes absolutely no sense to me at all considering the many, many times we’ve seen them together), RDJ gave a very friendly wave and a hearty hello to the assembled photogs:


I really love the cut of Downey, Jr.’s jib. The man is always pretty easy-going about his fame and tends to be very friendly towards the attention that his celebrity gets him. You gotta love a celeb that embraces their fame rather than those that seem annoyed that they’re famous. While I’m sure the party was very fun, I bet I’d like hanging out with the very friendly RDJ rather than the usually crabby GyllenSpoon.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Reese Witherspoon Takes Her Little ‘Cub’ For Some Baseball

Take me out to the ballpark
Sunday, May 17th, 2009

Last month we saw photos of Reese Witherspoon coaching her daughter and eldest child, Ava Elizabeth, on the softball diamond but it turns out that the athleticism in her children does not end there. Reese’s youngest child, Deacon Reese, fancies himself a baseball player. Here are a couple pics of Reese and Deacon at his Cubs Little League game here in SoCal this weekend:


While these pics are cute and all (especially that little Chicago Cubs uniform) I cannot get over how much older little Deacon looks. It wasn’t that long ago that he was still lookin’ babyish … and now he looks like a kid. They grow up fast, don’t they? We know that baseball isn’t Deacon’s only sport of choice … the little man also enjoys learning karate. With his dad Ryan Phillippe off at the Cannes Film Festival with his new lady Abbie Cornish, it’s up to mom Reese to show her support at the Little League games. These two make an adorable pair, don’t they?

[Photo credit: X17]

Jake Gyllenhaal & Reese Witherspoon Return From Their Italian Getaway

Bore witness to Maggie & Peter's nuptials, planning their own?
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

On Monday we learned that longtime couple Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard were finally wed in a ceremony in Italy over the weekend and Maggie’s brother Jake Gyllenhaal and his ladylove Reese Witherspoon were in attendance. The couple have since made their return to LA and were spotted making their way thru LAX Airport yesterday lookin’ tired from their long journey:


All’s I know is I hope GyllenSpoon didn’t get any crazy ideas from watching GyllenGaard get hitched. I can kinda stomach the fact that they are “together” but I don’t know how I’ll react if they actually get hitched themselves. I’m hoping that they keep in mind that Maggie and Peter were together for 6 years before they said I Do. Uh huh. 6 years. Don’t go doin’ any funny biz, Jakey poo.

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Grabby With Reese Witherspoon’s Booty

Mother goosed
Monday, April 20th, 2009

The ever-watchful Hollywood.TV happened upon lovebirds Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspooon lookin’ all cozy in Indio, CA over the weekend (as you may recall, the pair were spotted lookin’ all coupley the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival) and happened to get video of Jakey poo fondling Reese’s bum as the pair walked together side-by-side:


Heh … that’s quite a goose, Jake! I never knew that you had it in you … or that Reese was that kind of girl ;) Yeah, something tells me that Reese prolly doesn’t mind being manhandled by Jake like this … not one bit. After the jump, check out video of Mr. Grabby Hands in action …

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Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal Do Coachella

Lurve in the desert
Sunday, April 19th, 2009

Musicians aren’t the only famous folk appearing at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA this weekend … no sir, celebs like Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are also gettin’ their kicks in the desert this weekend with the regular folk who paid to attend. Here are a couple pics of Gyllenspoon lookin’ all couple at the fest yesterday afternoon:


But the couple saved all their lurvin’ up on one another for Jenny Lewis‘ performance which the couple watched from backstage together:


Awwww so sweet! Yeah, it looks like Gyllenspoon are still very much together … in love or whatever. I’m tryin’ really hard not to hate … so I will say that they look really cute together. Even still … BLAH!!!

[Photo credit: Splash News, Source]

GyllenSpoon Make Their Way To France

World Tour
Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Yesterday we saw photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and his presumed ladylove Reese Witherspoon enjoying a lovely afternoon of shopping in the very romantic city of Rome, Italy and — ever the exciting jet-setters that they are — today have made their way to the city of lights … Paris, France. Let’s check in with the lovebirds to see how the couple are enjoying their time in the beautiful city of Paris:


Uhhh … yeah, you just know that this is pretty much the relationship that exists between GyllenSpoon. I mean, I bet they have a lot of great times together but … yeah. They look great together and all … and it’s so cool how they fly to the ends of the Earth to be with one another but … yeah.

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]