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Neil Patrick Harris Does ‘Playboy’ Magazine, Joins Twitter

It's Trent, Bitch! — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:20:52 +0000

Neil Patrick Harris, who has been named as one of Out magazine’s Out 100 folks for 2009, is featured in the pages of the new issue of Playboy magazine alongside his How I Met Your Mother co-stars Josh Radnor and Jason Segel in celebration of HIMYM’s 100th episode. Here is NPH’s solo (and fully-clothed) Playboy photo along with some excerpts from their Playboy interview:

Neil, Josh Radnor, and Jason Segel suited up in Hickey Freeman, Paul Smith, Hugo Boss, Isaia and more for the December issue of Playboy (on newsstands now!!). Be still my heart! Here’s a Playboy I may need to seek out. The 4-page pictorial is in celebration of How I Met Your Mother’s 100th episode and I can’t think of a better way to celebrate. Ok… now I just sound creepy. But, seriously, three of my favorite comedy guys getting all dressed up for a photo-shoot? I do approve. And the guys have got some fashion advice to share as well, including these tidbits…

Neil Patrick Harris: “If you can afford it, I’d recommend having your own wardrobe department.”

Jason Segel: “Right after Sarah Marshall, the publicist said to me, ‘Listen, you’re kind of successful now, so you really have to step it up. You can’t keep dressing like this.’ Now my costume lady for that film and I Love You, Man puts outfits on hangers for me marked MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY…It’s embarrassing, but I kind of love it.”

Josh Radnor: “I have fond memories of parachute pants!”

LOL. I don’t know that this is enough to get me to rush out and buy the new issue of Playboy magazine but I can appreciate that these guys prolly gave a great and funny interview and it is prolly deffo worth reading. NPH looks pretty damn good in his suit … but he’s wearing far too much clothing for me to be inspired to purchase a nudie mag ;) After the jump, check out the Playboy photo of NPH with Josh and Jason …

In other NPH news, Neil has finally joined Twitter and is now that much closer to communicating with us directly. You can follow NPH’s official Twitter profile HERE at @ActuallyNPH. I’m already following him … anxiously waiting for the witty tweets to come :)

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Marge Simpson Shows Her Ta-Tas In ‘Playboy’ Magazine

It's Trent, Bitch! — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:24:03 +0000

Last week we got our first look at Marge Simpson, the big mama on the long-running animated series The Simpsons, on the cover of the new issue of Playboy magazine and earlier this week we got to read a few excerpts from her Playboy interview and we got our first look at one of the photos from her pictorial. Today we get to check out another photo from her pictorial and her Playboy Model Data Sheet. Despite the fact that Marge is appearing in Playboy magazine, you can imagine my surprise when I saw that one of her photos clearly shows her bared breasts!

To be completely honest, I expected that Marge would be posing in risqué photos but I did NOT expect that any of her special parts would be exposed in the mag. I never knew she had it in her. After the jump, check out the NSFW uncensored photo above (her top is sheer, you can see her nips) and check out her Playboy Model Data Sheet that is filled out in her own hand …

LOL!! I love that her measurements are 26 – 26 -26 :) Her answers are really cute … this is such a great issue of Playboy. It’s so fun. Sure, the sight of Marge’s bared nipples is kind of mentally scarring … but I can overlook that and see the fun in the whole thing. Homer Simpson is a very lucky man.

Marge Simpson: The ‘Playboy’ Interview

It's Trent, Bitch! — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:02:45 +0000

Last week we learned that Marge Simpson, the fictional matriarch of long-running animated series The Simpsons, would be appearing on the cover and in the pages of Playboy magazine … today we get to read a press release from Playboy on this special issue, we get to see one of Marge’s pictorial pictures and get to read a few excerpts from her coverstory interview. First up, the press release:

MARGE SIMPSON POSES FOR PLAYBOY’S NOVEMBER ISSUE

The Blue-Beehived Belle Shows Her Seductive Side in a Stunning Five-Page Pictorial and Shares Her Pearls of Wisdom in a Rare Interview

“I’m just happy to be a MILK – Mom I’d Like to Know,” says Marge Simpson in an in-depth interview in Playboy’s latest issue, which accompanies a dazzling Centerfold and five-page pictorial. To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the FOX hit television series, “The Simpsons,” Springfield’s sexiest blue-haired beauty decided to pose for the magazine, and appears on the cover and inside its November issue (on newsstands and online at www.playboydigital.com Friday, October 16). “Marge Simpson is the quintessential girl next door who stole our hearts 20 years ago and has held them captive ever since,” says Hugh Hefner. “We were delighted to learn she wanted to grace the pages of our magazine. Her pictorial is truly stunning.” Playboy’s November cover girl is excited about her sizzling modeling debut. “Only in a great country like America do we have the freedom of the press to publish naughty images of previously proper women,” she says. Husband Homer is equally excited and supportive of his wife’s decision to pose. “I can’t believe my wife is sharing her feminine beauty with the world in this tasteful pictorial,” he says. However, being nurturing, protective parents, both Marge and Homer agree, “If my son tries to look at it, I’ll kill him!”

LMAOO!! I really love this Marge doing Playboy thing … it’s really fun and I’m sure her pictorial is going to be cute. After the jump, check out one of Marge’s Playboy pics that will be featured in the mag and read some excerpts from her coverstory interview …

On her family’s reactions to her Playboy pictorial: “Homer said he was intrigued because he had never heard of [Playboy]. The notion of women posing in the buff was completely foreign to him. Wasn’t it sweet of him to lie? When Lisa heard about this, she said it was empowering to see a woman in control of her own body. Wasn’t it sweet of her to lie? Bart will never learn about this under any circumstance.”

On the time that she knew Homer was the one: “Well, when the doctor said I was pregnant, I heard a voice saying ‘That’s the man you’re going to marry.’ The voice was my mother’s.”

On her secret to a successful relationship: “Homer and I have one rule that has worked incredibly well: Never go to bed hungry.”

On the advice she gives Lisa regarding men: “I always tell my Lisa she should marry the man who loves her. It doesn’t matter if he’s losing his hair or is overweight or is at a bar every night…or if he forgets your birthday and anniversary…All that matters is that nothing means anything to him but you.”

On the advice she gives Bart regarding women: “I say, ‘You won’t meet any girls in prison, which is where you seem to be headed.’”

On what she prides herself on doing around the house: “Searching for [Playboys] and throwing them away…they’re usually in the bedroom.”

Beautiful pic … I love it!! I can’t wait to see the rest of the photos … I gotta admit, this is one issue of Playboy that I’ll deffo be picking up! It’ll be on sale tomorrow :)

Tara Reid To Appear In ‘Playboy’ Magazine

It's Trent, Bitch! — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:04:57 +0000

OY!! Upsetting news for you Playboy magazine aficionados out there … if you thought featuring Heidi Montag in the pages of the iconic nudie mag was bad news then you ain’t heard nothin’ yet. According to new reports, Tara Reid will be appearing in all her ~~glory~~ gory in an upcoming issue of Playboy. I’m not sure if many of you recall but a few years ago, a heavily intoxicated Reid walked a red carpet event and inadvertently let one of her monstrously silicone-filled breasts fall right out of her top in full view of all the waiting cameras. The world was SHOCKED to see the scars left on her breast by the botched boob job she had done … I’m not sure the world is ready for another look at her Frankenboobs:

Used to say she would never pose nude for Playboy, Tara Reid has a change of mind as she is reported to shed her clothes off and bare her flesh for an upcoming issue of the men’s magazine. In Touch Weekly breaks the story and claims, the actress “posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif.” Tara reportedly was a bit nervous at the beginning of the photo shoot, yet she managed to overcome her anxiety. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” a source says in a statement. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” In Touch Weekly, nevertheless, doesn’t provide more word on Tara’s Playboy photo shoot. No mention has also been made on which issue her shot will be featured. Tara Reid had a botched liposuction procedure back in 2004, because of which she once vowed to never strike nude pose for Playboy, stating “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.”

Greaaaaaat … and now the world can partake of the “battle scars” she got from her botched liposuction procedure. First she got a botched boob job, then she got a botched lipo job … and now she wants to show off that botchedness in Playboy magazine? Um … no thanks … I think I’ll stick with Marge Simpson, thank you very much.

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Marge Simpson Does ‘Playboy’ Magazine

It's Trent, Bitch! — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:20:11 +0000

Back in March, Marge Simpson — the animated matriarch of The Simpsons family — shared her first same-sex kiss on an episode of the long-running animated series and then in April we learned that Marge (and the rest of The Simpsons family) would be appearing on the new $0.44 US postage stamps … today we learn that Marge Simpson has reached a new milestone in sexiness. Marge will be featured on the cover of the November issue of Playboy magazine:

Playboy has had brunets, blonds and redheads grace the cover of its monthly magazine. Now it’s going blue. For the first time, Playboy is using a cartoon character, Springfield’s own Marge Simpson, as its cover girl. The November issue will hit the newsstands next Friday, said Jimmy Jellinek, Playboy’s editorial director. “It’s a very, very racy pictorial, with implied nudity at the very least,” Jellinek said. “Whether or not you see more … well, you’ll have to hit the stands to find out.” The November issue will feature Marge in a five-page pictorial, as well as a two-page pullout poster, he said. In mid-July, Playboy approached Matt Groening, the creator of “The Simpsons,” and the television show’s creative team about the prospect of using Marge on the cover, Jellinek said. “They were totally on board with the idea,” Jellinek said. “This is their 20th anniversary, and they’ve got an episode coming out called ‘The Devil Wears Nada,’ where Marge will disrobe, so this sort of goes in hand with all that.” Currently Playboy has no plans to give other cartoon women, such as Betty Boop or Wilma Flintstone, a pictorial, Jellinek said. “We’re going to take it one fictional celebrity at a time,” he said. Homer Simpson was unavailable for comment.

Is it wrong that I think this is hot? Okay … so not hot hot but hot in a cool fun way. The Simpsons have done some pretty cool things in their 20 years of existence and Marge’s Playboy cover is but the latest. I can’t wait to see what the rest of Marge’s Playboy pictorial spread looks like ;)

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Heidi Montag Told ‘Playboy’ Magazine ‘No Nipples, No Vagina, No Ass’

It's Trent, Bitch! — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:06:10 +0000

Last week we got our first look at newlywed Heidi Montag on the cover of Playboy magazine and yesterday we got our first peek at some of the photos inside the issue. TMZ confirms that Heidi is not nekkid in any of the 6 pages of published photos in the magazine primarily because she insisted that there be a “No Nipples, No Vagina, No Ass” policy for the Playboy shoot … which kinda negates the whole purpose of a Playboy shoot, don’t it? Additionally, the LA Times offers a few excerpts from Heidi and hubby Spencer Pratt’s interview (um, why Spencer?) with the mag and — man — if you thought the couple were irritating before, wait ’til you hear Heidi talk about her views on feminism and Spencer talk about sex! OY!!

From TMZ: he only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag’s upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you’re going to scream when you realize she’s not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos. Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag — “No nipples, no vagina, no ass.” Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.

From LA Times: Spencer Pratt actually got to interview his wife, Heidi Pratt, for Playboy. Well, that makes it easy. Here’s what Heidi told Spencer about their sex life, other women and plastic surgery …

On sex with Spencer: “I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. … Before [Spencer], sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day. … I feel as if I’m just beginning to know my body with [Spencer]. [He’s] waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways – indoors, outdoors, upside down.”

On other women: “If they aren’t hating on you, then you’re not doing anything right. If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re a nerd, and I would never want to be that.”

On her plastic surgery: “When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.”

On MORE plastic surgery: “I plan to get a few more upgrades. … I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups. I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest. I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer]. … Let’s do [another Playboy photo shoot] again when I get the upgrades.”

Ready for Spencer’s revelations about himself? After the jump, find out …

On Lauren Conrad’s sex tape: “I was lying about being apologetic [about spreading sex tape rumors], and I hate lying. …Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape. The tape exists!”

On his sex life with Heidi: “Life with [Heidi] is like 24/7 porn but without the obnoxious charges. … I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as [Heidi is].”

On Heidi’s Playboy photo shoot: “I am so beyond excited knowing my wife is [posing in Playboy]. … I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change so I could enjoy [Heidi] all to myself.”

On “I’m a Celebrity …Get Me Out of Here!”: “The worst part for me was that hooking up was a physical impossibility … and I wasn’t about to do it on TV because they’d have to pay us a lot more to show that.”

Ugh … I mean … UGH! This has to be THE most nauseatingly, annoying interview ever conducted … EVER. I’m not sure what’s worse, Heidi’s vapid commentary on being a woman or Spencer’s sex confessions. I mean, even the haters have to admit that this crap is far worse than even their most irritatingly annoying previous accomplishments. Whether you hate them or loathe them, you gotta admit … this Playboy interview might serve as the death knell of Speidi’s media reign. The couple have been losing steam for some time now, this interview and failed Playboy photospread just might be the final nail in the coffin of the couple’s media run. Do y’all think this is the end of Speidi or do they have the ability to annoy even further?

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More Photos Of Heidi Montag In ‘Playboy’ Magazine

It's Trent, Bitch! — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:32:41 +0000

Last week we got our first look at the cover of the September issue of Playboy magazine which features The Hills star Heidi Montag on the cover and in the pages of the mag (you may recall, hubby Spencer Pratt was proudly showing off the mag on the red carpet at the Hollywood premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra). Today we get to see 2 photos from inside the mag … but before you get all excited, there’s not one bit of nudity included. According to Montag, she claims that she did pose nekkid but that the magazine chose to publish photos of her not-nekkid for some strange reason. She confesses that she is planning to get more plastic surgery before she tries to pose nekkid again:

Heidi Pratt takes it all off — almost — in the September issue of Playboy. “I did pose nude,” the reality-TV vixen, 22, tells the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands today. Although the racy photos that made it into the mag are PG-13 (she’s wearing skimpy lingerie or a tiny bikini), she says she’ll strip down completely after getting more plastic surgery. “The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades,” Heidi tells Spencer, who interviewed her for Playboy. “I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest,” she goes on, adding that she’d like “to go bigger on my boobs” for her husband, 26. (Before going under the knife the first time, Heidi reveals she went “shopping for boobs” in the lad mag. “I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys,” she says. “The women are so hot — Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Marilyn Monroe, all the Playmates.”) Spencer says he hung up poster-sized photos of the nude outtakes on his bathroom wall. “Now when I’m peeing, I get to see a 10-foot naked photo of of my wife,” he says. Heidi also admits she hasn’t told her dad about her pictorial because she comes from such a strict Christian family. “They’re a little behind the times where he lives in Colorado, but he’ll find out eventually,” she says.

LMAO!!! I mean … c’mon. I get that Playboy jumped at the chance to get Heidi in the their mag, cuz no other Playboy model would be able to promote the pics as well as Speidi can, but for the interview to be conducted by Spencer and the photospread to feature no nudity … I mean, why? It makes no sense that Playboy magazine woudl want to have any part of this ridiculousness but … here it is. After the jump, check out another one of Heidi’s PG-13 photos — while she’s not nekkid, it is a bit saucier than this photo is …

Saucy, yes but not anything we haven’t already seen before. How many pics of Heidi have we seen her crawling around on the beach? Yawn.

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First Look: Heidi Montag In ‘Playboy’ Magazine

It's Trent, Bitch! — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 08:15:32 +0000

Earlier this year we learned that Heidi Montag, a.k.a Mrs. Spencer Pratt, would be appearing in a pictorial for Playboy magazine … in June, we learned that she would be gracing the cover of the September issue. At the time we also learned that Heidi’s Playboy spread would be “tasteful” and would not feature full frontal nudity … which is prolly for the best for everyone concerned. Last night, Heidi and hubby Spencer Pratt attended the LA premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood, CA and brought along a copy of Heidi’s issue of Playboy … giving us our first look at her “tasteful” coverphoto:

LOL. As you can see, Heidi’s bikinied body is covered in dirt and the Playboy logo is drawn on her dirty body … which is kinda tasteful, I must admit. Heidi Montag really does have that Playmate look about her … she’s a perfect model for the mag. After the jump, check out a few photos of Speidi gratuitously flaunting this new issue of Playboy magazine on the G.I. Joe red carpet last night …

I must admit, I’m not even more curious to see what the photos inside the magazine look like. Will she be showing off her surgically augmented bubbies? Just how tasteful are the rest of her pics? I’m sure we’ll be seeing them all very soon … in the meantime, enjoy this little tease. Are any of y’all as curious as I am to see the rest of the pics?

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Heidi Montag Will Appear In The September Issue Of ‘Playboy’ Magazine

It's Trent, Bitch! — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 07:01:13 +0000

After nearly “dying” in the Costa Rican jungle on the competitive reality TV program I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!, we get word that the newly married, alleged God-fearing Christian star of MTV’s reality TV series The Hills Heidi Montag has posed for and will appear in the September issue of Playboy magazine. It must’ve been what Jesus wanted:

Heidi Montag has gotten a lot of exposure lately – but the newlywed is about to get even more: She has posed for the September issue of Playboy, PEOPLE has confirmed. The reality star was most recently stirring up drama on I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here, shot in Costa Rica, where she was briefly hospitalized. In April, she married her Hills costar Spencer Pratt. Details of her Playboy photos are, um, scant: “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it,” says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag’s rep was not immediately available to respond to questions.

Yes folks … the reality TV star who loves to quote Bible verse in between proudly proclaiming her love of Jesus, praying to Jesus and worshiping Jesus has decided to lose her clothes and appear nekkid in the pages of Playboy magazine. I mean … after her failure to conquer the realm of actual reality TV, it was the only next logical course of action … wouldn’t you agree? I mean, WWJD?

So, I gotta ask … how many of y’all will be shelling out to buy Heidi’s issue of Playboy magazine?

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Shia LaBeouf Confesses His Penile Short-Comings

It's Trent, Bitch! — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:08:23 +0000

Shia LaBeouf is featured in an interview in the new issue of Playboy magazine where he talks at some length (and with great detail) about his sexual awakening. In the process of his anecdotal storytelling, Shia inadvertently reveals that he is “not extremely well-endowed” in the nether region. Here is a portion of this new interview with Playboy mag:

In the new issue of Playboy, Shia talks — among other things — about the time he lost his virginity. “I was shaking in my boots,” he says about the romp, four years ago. “Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.” Things took a turn for the worse when Shia, who was pretending to be a Lothario, made the age-old mistake of trying to copy a porn he’d seen. “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move. And while that night might have been a disaster, the lady in question ended up dating Shia for a while, where she became his sex-instructor of sorts. “We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest shit.”

Ah youth. Shia talks about much more than just his short-comings and his sexual awakening, he also talks about his injured hand (“Permanently f*ked. I’ll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery.”), on how he used to masturbate on the set of Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle (“I remember my trailer was set up in such a way that Cameron Diaz’s and Lucy Liu’s trailers were visible through my window, through this little shade I had. I’d put down the blackout shade just enough to have my eye peeping through … I’d be inside totally going at it. Just the thought of them changing in their trailers was enough to get me off.”) and hanging out with his fully nekkid mother (“The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over. All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me … You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever.”). Hahahaha … oh yes, this interview is a treasure trove of fun information. You can read more excerpt from Shia’s Playboy interview HERE but you’ll have to pick up the actual magazine to read it in full.

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