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Last week, Lindsay Lohan‘s entire Playboy magazine pictorial leaked to the Internet a full week before the magazine is due to hit newsstands later this week. Over the weekend, we got to read a few excerpts from Lindsay‘s Playboy coverstory interview. Today we get to check out the first photo from Lindsay‘s spread officially released by Playboy to promote magazine sales. As you can see below (and as was previously reported), L. Lo‘s photospread is heavily influenced by Marilyn Monroe‘s first 1953 Playboy photospread.

It’s been a week of ups and downs for Lindsay Lohan and Playboy magazine … ups for Lindsay because she is, once again, the center of attention … downs for Playboy because L. Lo‘s entire pictorial photospread leaked early to the Internets (and they stand to lose financially due to the leak). Now that Lindsay‘s entire appearance in Playboy is freely and readily available online, let’s look to her coverstory interview to find out what she thinks about posing nude for the mag. According to Linds, posing nekkid for Playboy was the BEST. Thing. Ever. Click below to read some excerpts.

After the coverphoto of Lindsay Lohan‘s much-talked about issue of Playboy magazine leaked to the Internets earlier this week the ENTIRE pictorial spread inside the magazine leaked its way online yesterday. Because the issue wasn’t due to hit newsstands until the end of next week, Hugh Hefner found himself scrambling for a solution to the problem. Hef posted a series of tweets downplaying the leak and announcing that L. Lo‘s issue of Playboy will be “released early” (tho, no release date has yet been announced). Lindsay, no doubt, was relishing all of the attention that her photos have been getting. She made available to TMZ a non-nude photo of herself that was snapped on the set of the Playboy shoot last month … which you can check out below.

Back in October we learned that Lindsay Lohan posed for Playboy magazine. In November, we heard from Lindsay‘s mother Dina Lohan that the Playboy shoot was successful and we also learned that L. Lo will be “channeling Marilyn Monroe” in her spread. Today we get our FIRST LOOK at Lindsay‘s Playboy coverphoto. A photo of the magazine cover showed up in my inbox … click below to check it out.

Last month we learned that trainwreck/repeated jailbird Lindsay Lohan decided to strip down to pose nekkid in the pages of Playboy magazine and today we are learning new details about L. Lo‘s upcoming magazine appearance. Lindsay‘s proud mother Dina Lohan talked a bit about her daughter’s nude pictorial but today we get much more information about the Playboy spread from People magazine. Shock of shocks, Lindsay will be paying homage (again) to Marilyn Monroe in her nude pictorial … cuz she’s never done that before. Oh wait, yes she has done that before … back in 2008, Lindsay posed nude FOR FREE in the pages of New York magazine in homage to Marilyn‘s nude photos. I guess we’ll be seeing that homage all over again (or something similar) in the January/February issue of Playboy magazine.

Sigh. I’ve got some news that will likely come as no surprise to pretty much anyone out there with even the slightest knowledge of what’s been going on in troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan‘s life. TMZ is reporting today that Lindsay has finally gone and done it … she has agreed to pose for Playboy magazine. Linds has had a devil of a time finding work here in the US in the past few years and it would seem that her luxurious lifestyle is catching up with her … she needs to make money y’all. According to this report, Playboy offered lindsay $750,000 to pose nekkid for their magazine … she asked for $1 million … the two parties met somewhere in between and Lindsay shot her photospread pictorial over the weekend. Surprise … for no one.

Yesterday we got to see what the new issue of Playboy magazine looks like with Crystal Harris (embarrassingly mis-headlined Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner) on the cover. Today we get to see what the edited newsstand version of the magazine will look like. Altho the subscriber version of this issue has already been mailed out, Hugh Hefer is sending out a slightly edited version of the issue to newsstands. Hef decided to slap on a big red sticker on this issue of Playboy magazine … check out what the new cover looks like below.

Yesterday we learned the somewhat surprising news that Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner and his 24 year old fiancée Crystal Harris called off their wedding just 5 days before they were scheduled to say their I Dos … and today we are hearing the reported reason why Crystal called off the wedding as well as what both Crystal and Hugh have to say about their wedding cancelation. It should be noted that news of the wedding cancelation came on the very same day that Crystal Harris released her debut music single Club Queen … coincidence? Click below to read all the updated deets on the failed marriage plans of Hugh Hefner and Crystal Hefner Harris.

Conan O’Brien, who will premiere his new TBS late night talk show Conan on Monday November 8, gives the featured interview in the new issue of Playboy magazine. While Conan‘s appearance in Playboy does NOT include any nudie pics of the ginger comic, it does feature quite a bit of that Conan O’Brien charm that has endeared him to millions anxiously awaiting his return to late night TV. Here are a few excerpts from Conan‘s new Playboy magazine interview:

“I’m going for eight months on the air. All I want to do is break my Tonight Show record,” says Conan O’Brien when talking about goals for his new show in Playboy’s December Interview (on newsstands and available HERE on Friday, November 12). “I’m a guy who wants to say I did more push-ups today than I did the day before, and the good news is, I did only one push-up yesterday.” After losing one of the most coveted jobs in comedy when NBC pulled the plug on Late Night, Conan went out with class by thanking the network, along with his staff, friends, family, and fans. It seems that his good spirits and positive attitude bought him many additional inquisitive viewers (ratings skyrocketed during his last few shows), an unofficial Facebook group dedicated to “Coco,” and the greatest prize of all—his new show Conan, premiering Monday, November 8 on TBS. Playboy Contributing Editor Rob Tannenbaum caught up with O’Brien at his Burbank office, so new that it had little more than a desk, a few chairs, and a poster of his sidekick Andy Richter. “When I commented on the lack of décor,” Tannenbaum says, “Conan’s answer was, ‘Everything in this office is designed to come down quickly, in case there’s trouble and we need to get out of here.’” In the Interview, O’Brien talks about the shortcomings of his Irish heritage, paying people to watch his show, his need to please, and his old NBC cohort Jay Leno. Following are select quotes from the Interview:

On his impassionate parting Tonight Show speech, and whether he is bitter after the whole experience: “I wanted to end on an optimistic note. I thought it could end up being the most important moment of my television career. It still could be…I have had too many good things happen in my career to end on any kind of bitter note. I’m just saying this to you; we’re alone in this office, and I don’t have to say this: I am an incredibly fortunate person…And as crazy as this sounds, my career with NBC was overwhelmingly positive until this…The entertainment business has an amazing way of turning really lucky people into bitter, angry, rage-filled, jealous, resentful wretches who can’t believe they got screwed. Some things have worked out great for me, some things haven’t. You keep going…Doing those last Tonight Shows was a high. A lot of people tuned in, and I was really proud of what I was able to make in that situation. So this was good, this was bad, this was ugly, this was beautiful, this was f*cked-up, this was sublime. It was cherry, it was vanilla, it was frogurt, it was mocha chocolate chip.”

On how close his new studio is to Jay Leno’s, and whether or not they bump into each other: “We’re in Burbank, and NBC is not far away…I think if I worked out and had help with hydraulics we could hit it with a tennis ball. [Leno is] a guy you hear coming a long way off. There aren’t many three-cylinder engines in California that run on peat moss. And we hang out in different circles, so I don’t think we’ll be bumping into each other.”

On inviting Jay Leno on his new show as a guest: “He can come as the musical guest, because that I want to see. No one knows he has an operatic range [sings as Jay Leno]. No, there are certain things I will not do, regardless of the price.”

After the jump, read a few more excerpts from Conan‘s Playboy magazine interview …

John Mayer, who LOVES to make headlines with the douchey things he likes to reveal in magazine interviews, is at it again in a new interview with Playboy magazine. Among other things, Mayer discusses his “crazy” sex life with former girlfriend Jessica Simpson. While some gentlemen would never dream of kissing and telling, it’s clear that John Mayer has no problem with sexing and selling … out:

UsMagazine.com has an exclusive peek at Playboy’s March issue, where the singer, 32, dishes on everything from his past relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston to his dream mate. He dubs 29-year-old Simpson (whom he dated from 2006 to 2007) “a drug.” “And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he continues. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’” He didn’t share bedroom details about Aniston, who turns 41 Thursday. But he denied reports that he penned the tune “Heartbreak Warrior” about her. “That woman would never use heartbreak warfare,” he tells Playboy. “That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.” He also denied that Twitter obsession led to their split last year. “There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much,” he says. “That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’” Oh, and how many women has he bedded since their break-up? “I’m going to say four or five. No more,” he tells Playboy. “But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.” These days, he says he is hesitant to settle down. “I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it,” he says. “If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me” … Asked about his future, he says, “From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the shit out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That’s fucked up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even fucking. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘fuck you.’ In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever.”

So lemme get this straight … Mayer‘s plan is be even more of an ass than he has been previously? Why am I not surprised. I’m pret-ty sure that Jessica won’t be too happy to hear about all this talk about her sex life hittin’ the media … and I find his quip that Jen hopes things will go back to the way they were pre-1998 very telling. LOL!! If she thinks that, she is really out of touch with reality. In all honesty, I don’t even feel bad for the moronic women who choose to get involved with John Mayer. It’s clear that he loves to brag and sell out his former “loves” … if you are dumb enough to succumb to his “charms”, you totally deserve the treatment he doles out afterward.

UPDATE: Another quote has leaked from Mayer‘s Playboy interview wherein he talks about the kind of women his “dick” likes to enjoy. When asked if Black women throw themselves at him, Mayer responded:

“I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”

Er, is this supposed to be funny or witty? Do YOU find it funny or witty?

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