Last week we got our first look at Marge Simpson, the big mama on the long-running animated series The Simpsons, on the cover of the new issue of Playboy magazine and earlier this week we got to read a few excerpts from her Playboy interview and we got our first look at one of the photos from her pictorial. Today we get to check out another photo from her pictorial and her Playboy Model Data Sheet. Despite the fact that Marge is appearing in Playboy magazine, you can imagine my surprise when I saw that one of her photos clearly shows her bared breasts!

To be completely honest, I expected that Marge would be posing in risqué photos but I did NOT expect that any of her special parts would be exposed in the mag. I never knew she had it in her. After the jump, check out the NSFW uncensored photo above (her top is sheer, you can see her nips) and check out her Playboy Model Data Sheet that is filled out in her own hand …

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Last week we learned that Marge Simpson, the fictional matriarch of long-running animated series The Simpsons, would be appearing on the cover and in the pages of Playboy magazine … today we get to read a press release from Playboy on this special issue, we get to see one of Marge’s pictorial pictures and get to read a few excerpts from her coverstory interview. First up, the press release:

MARGE SIMPSON POSES FOR PLAYBOY’S NOVEMBER ISSUE

“I’m just happy to be a MILK – Mom I’d Like to Know,” says Marge Simpson in an in-depth interview in Playboy’s latest issue, which accompanies a dazzling Centerfold and five-page pictorial. To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the FOX hit television series, “The Simpsons,” Springfield’s sexiest blue-haired beauty decided to pose for the magazine, and appears on the cover and inside its November issue (on newsstands and online at www.playboydigital.com Friday, October 16). “Marge Simpson is the quintessential girl next door who stole our hearts 20 years ago and has held them captive ever since,” says Hugh Hefner. “We were delighted to learn she wanted to grace the pages of our magazine. Her pictorial is truly stunning.” Playboy’s November cover girl is excited about her sizzling modeling debut. “Only in a great country like America do we have the freedom of the press to publish naughty images of previously proper women,” she says. Husband Homer is equally excited and supportive of his wife’s decision to pose. “I can’t believe my wife is sharing her feminine beauty with the world in this tasteful pictorial,” he says. However, being nurturing, protective parents, both Marge and Homer agree, “If my son tries to look at it, I’ll kill him!”

LMAOO!! I really love this Marge doing Playboy thing … it’s really fun and I’m sure her pictorial is going to be cute. After the jump, check out one of Marge’s Playboy pics that will be featured in the mag and read some excerpts from her coverstory interview …

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OY!! Upsetting news for you Playboy magazine aficionados out there … if you thought featuring Heidi Montag in the pages of the iconic nudie mag was bad news then you ain’t heard nothin’ yet. According to new reports, Tara Reid will be appearing in all her glory gory in an upcoming issue of Playboy. I’m not sure if many of you recall but a few years ago, a heavily intoxicated Reid walked a red carpet event and inadvertently let one of her monstrously silicone-filled breasts fall right out of her top in full view of all the waiting cameras. The world was SHOCKED to see the scars left on her breast by the botched boob job she had done … I’m not sure the world is ready for another look at her Frankenboobs:

Used to say she would never pose nude for Playboy, Tara Reid has a change of mind as she is reported to shed her clothes off and bare her flesh for an upcoming issue of the men’s magazine. In Touch Weekly breaks the story and claims, the actress “posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif.” Tara reportedly was a bit nervous at the beginning of the photo shoot, yet she managed to overcome her anxiety. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” a source says in a statement. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” In Touch Weekly, nevertheless, doesn’t provide more word on Tara’s Playboy photo shoot. No mention has also been made on which issue her shot will be featured. Tara Reid had a botched liposuction procedure back in 2004, because of which she once vowed to never strike nude pose for Playboy, stating “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.”

Greaaaaaat … and now the world can partake of the “battle scars” she got from her botched liposuction procedure. First she got a botched boob job, then she got a botched lipo job … and now she wants to show off that botchedness in Playboy magazine? Um … no thanks … I think I’ll stick with Marge Simpson, thank you very much.

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Back in March, Marge Simpson — the animated matriarch of The Simpsons family — shared her first same-sex kiss on an episode of the long-running animated series and then in April we learned that Marge (and the rest of The Simpsons family) would be appearing on the new $0.44 US postage stamps … today we learn that Marge Simpson has reached a new milestone in sexiness. Marge will be featured on the cover of the November issue of Playboy magazine:

Playboy has had brunets, blonds and redheads grace the cover of its monthly magazine. Now it’s going blue. For the first time, Playboy is using a cartoon character, Springfield’s own Marge Simpson, as its cover girl. The November issue will hit the newsstands next Friday, said Jimmy Jellinek, Playboy’s editorial director. “It’s a very, very racy pictorial, with implied nudity at the very least,” Jellinek said. “Whether or not you see more … well, you’ll have to hit the stands to find out.” The November issue will feature Marge in a five-page pictorial, as well as a two-page pullout poster, he said. In mid-July, Playboy approached Matt Groening, the creator of “The Simpsons,” and the television show’s creative team about the prospect of using Marge on the cover, Jellinek said. “They were totally on board with the idea,” Jellinek said. “This is their 20th anniversary, and they’ve got an episode coming out called ‘The Devil Wears Nada,’ where Marge will disrobe, so this sort of goes in hand with all that.” Currently Playboy has no plans to give other cartoon women, such as Betty Boop or Wilma Flintstone, a pictorial, Jellinek said. “We’re going to take it one fictional celebrity at a time,” he said. Homer Simpson was unavailable for comment.

Is it wrong that I think this is hot? Okay … so not hot hot but hot in a cool fun way. The Simpsons have done some pretty cool things in their 20 years of existence and Marge’s Playboy cover is but the latest. I can’t wait to see what the rest of Marge’s Playboy pictorial spread looks like ;)

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Last week we got our first look at newlywed Heidi Montag on the cover of Playboy magazine and yesterday we got our first peek at some of the photos inside the issue. TMZ confirms that Heidi is not nekkid in any of the 6 pages of published photos in the magazine primarily because she insisted that there be a “No Nipples, No Vagina, No Ass” policy for the Playboy shoot … which kinda negates the whole purpose of a Playboy shoot, don’t it? Additionally, the LA Times offers a few excerpts from Heidi and hubby Spencer Pratt’s interview (um, why Spencer?) with the mag and — man — if you thought the couple were irritating before, wait ’til you hear Heidi talk about her views on feminism and Spencer talk about sex! OY!!

From TMZ: he only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag’s upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you’re going to scream when you realize she’s not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos. Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag — “No nipples, no vagina, no ass.” Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.

From LA Times: Spencer Pratt actually got to interview his wife, Heidi Pratt, for Playboy. Well, that makes it easy. Here’s what Heidi told Spencer about their sex life, other women and plastic surgery …

Ready for Spencer’s revelations about himself? After the jump, find out …

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Last week we got our first look at the cover of the September issue of Playboy magazine which features The Hills star Heidi Montag on the cover and in the pages of the mag (you may recall, hubby Spencer Pratt was proudly showing off the mag on the red carpet at the Hollywood premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra). Today we get to see 2 photos from inside the mag … but before you get all excited, there’s not one bit of nudity included. According to Montag, she claims that she did pose nekkid but that the magazine chose to publish photos of her not-nekkid for some strange reason. She confesses that she is planning to get more plastic surgery before she tries to pose nekkid again:

Heidi Pratt takes it all off — almost — in the September issue of Playboy. “I did pose nude,” the reality-TV vixen, 22, tells the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands today. Although the racy photos that made it into the mag are PG-13 (she’s wearing skimpy lingerie or a tiny bikini), she says she’ll strip down completely after getting more plastic surgery. “The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades,” Heidi tells Spencer, who interviewed her for Playboy. “I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest,” she goes on, adding that she’d like “to go bigger on my boobs” for her husband, 26. (Before going under the knife the first time, Heidi reveals she went “shopping for boobs” in the lad mag. “I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys,” she says. “The women are so hot — Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Marilyn Monroe, all the Playmates.”) Spencer says he hung up poster-sized photos of the nude outtakes on his bathroom wall. “Now when I’m peeing, I get to see a 10-foot naked photo of of my wife,” he says. Heidi also admits she hasn’t told her dad about her pictorial because she comes from such a strict Christian family. “They’re a little behind the times where he lives in Colorado, but he’ll find out eventually,” she says.

LMAO!!! I mean … c’mon. I get that Playboy jumped at the chance to get Heidi in the their mag, cuz no other Playboy model would be able to promote the pics as well as Speidi can, but for the interview to be conducted by Spencer and the photospread to feature no nudity … I mean, why? It makes no sense that Playboy magazine woudl want to have any part of this ridiculousness but … here it is. After the jump, check out another one of Heidi’s PG-13 photos — while she’s not nekkid, it is a bit saucier than this photo is …

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Earlier this year we learned that Heidi Montag, a.k.a Mrs. Spencer Pratt, would be appearing in a pictorial for Playboy magazine … in June, we learned that she would be gracing the cover of the September issue. At the time we also learned that Heidi’s Playboy spread would be “tasteful” and would not feature full frontal nudity … which is prolly for the best for everyone concerned. Last night, Heidi and hubby Spencer Pratt attended the LA premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood, CA and brought along a copy of Heidi’s issue of Playboy … giving us our first look at her “tasteful” coverphoto:

LOL. As you can see, Heidi’s bikinied body is covered in dirt and the Playboy logo is drawn on her dirty body … which is kinda tasteful, I must admit. Heidi Montag really does have that Playmate look about her … she’s a perfect model for the mag. After the jump, check out a few photos of Speidi gratuitously flaunting this new issue of Playboy magazine on the G.I. Joe red carpet last night …

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