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For the GQ March 2012 issue Jennifer Aniston, bares all… including her body and those rumors about her being pregnant. Looking hot wearing not much more than a black satin bra and a short skirt, Jen smooches up to her Wanderlust star, Paul Rudd. As a sneak preview to the full interview, Jen discusses the tabloid pregnancy stories, maybe where the rumors came from (she thinks she’s put a bit of weight on), and how she draws the line on the children conversation. We knew that the rumors were false, but the proof is here now, if ever we needed it – Jen is definitely not knocked up! Check out the pics below and you will see for yourself… she has one VERY flat tummy.

GQ is about to release their annual Comedy Issue and they have made the very wise decision to put the very funny Paul Rudd on the cover. As you may recall, I recently got to watch Clueless on the big screen again for the first time since it was originally released in 1995 and altho I’ve seen the movie COUNTLESS times since its initial release, I was reminded again how great an actor Paul Rudd really is. I love GQ for putting him on the cover. The coverstory features interviews with Zach Galifianakis and Tracy Morgan as well as Mr. Coverboy Rudd … here is our first look at Paul‘s GQ cover and some excerpts from the interview with all 3 funny men:

Tracy Morgan on the importance of being uncool in order to be funny: “Cool is the enemy of funny. You can’t be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.”

Tracy Morgan on making Obama funny: “Black people joke about it all the time. It’s a black family, so we make fun of it. ‘Michelle, where’s my cigarettes? I had a pack of Kools sitting on the DESTRUCT button!’ I just think that white people don’t want to offend him. Me, I make fun of every fucking body. I don’t care. I never say black humor or white humor. I never put the black race on my back.”

Zach Galifianakis on what is “never not funny”: “I think miscommunication is funny. I will never stop a conversation between two people if I’m the third party. My dad was talking to this Greek guy who was telling him about olive soap, soap made out of olives. But my dad was talking about olive soup. And my dad is like, so you put the olive soup all over your body in the shower? It was just the funniest thing.”

Zach Galifianakis on the correlation between gaining weight and his success:
“I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I’m stunning. But I’ve gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I’ve put on, the more success I’ve had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.”

Paul Rudd on how he’d make Jay Leno’s show funnier: “Hire Conan.”

Paul Rudd on being known as funny: “I’ve never considered myself to be too much of a comedian. I’ve never considered myself to be too much of anything. I just lucked out and got to work with some really funny people, and somehow have been able to parlay it into a lot of comedies.”

LOL … Paul‘s comment on how to make Leno funnier is SPOT ON! He is so the man, I love him. After the jump, check out some photos from Paul Rudd‘s GQ photospread …

Paul Rudd stars as Peter Klaven, LA’s hottest realtor, in his upcoming comedy I Love You, Man and new promo images of Rudd have sprung up all over LA for the film. On real billboards that advertise the pretend Peter Klaven‘s real estate business, Rudd is featured wearing nothing but a smile, a pair of sunglasses and a bright, canary yellow men’s bikini:

LOL! This is absolutely brills!!! Those of you who have been to the movies in recent weeks may have seen the very funny trailer for this film in theaters … but this new advertising campaign has to take the cake :) After the jump, check out a much larger version of this photo so you can really see what Paul Rudd is sellin’ …