Yesterday we learned that Paris Hilton, scourge of the Western World, has relocated to the United Arab Emirates in order to infest the city of Dubai with her presence. Hilton is in Dubai primarily to film a new season of her competitive reality TV series My New BFF but will also be on hand to appear at various nightclubs, parties, etc. Paris made a grand appearance at a press conference in Dubai yesterday to formally announce her new search for a new BFF … because, according to her, all of her BFFs in Hollywood are “fake” and she is turning to Dubai to find a more “loyal” BFF:

Not content with finding a ‘best friend forever’ in the U.S. and Britain, Paris Hilton is now searching for a companion in Dubai. The heiress arrived at a press conference there last night to launch My New Best Friend Forever – Dubai, dressed in a lime-green, traditional flowing Arabian gown complete with dazzling jewellery and an ornate headdress. The series will see her audition for friends in the United Arab Emirates, where she is currently staying to film the show over the next four weeks. However she will have to tone down some of the racier elements of the show, so not to fall foul of the country’s strict morality codes. The socialite will be filming scenes in Dubai’s waterfront Festival Centre during her stay as wannabe hangers-on are put through a series of challenges to prove their worth. Currently in development, the centre already boasts around 400 shops and teams of restaurants and cafes. Paris acknowledged the press last night with the traditional Arabic greeting “Asalaam Alaikum,” and said she was delighted to be in Dubai for the first time. “Dubai’s really hot,” she said, using her well-known catchphrase. “It’s an amazing city and the women are beautiful out here.” She added: “A lot of people in Hollywood are fake and I am looking for someone who is very loyal and a real person I can trust. And I’m going to come up with a new catchphrase while I’m here – using some Arabic words!” … The second season of the American version of the show is currently airing on U.S. television. Brittany Flickinger was the winner of the show’s first season in December of last year however she and Paris are no longer ‘best friends’ or even friends for that matter. Paris said: “I loved her and I trusted her, but sometimes people get too caught up and they change.”

Ye gods … a new catchphrase based on Arabic words?? She is such a tool! To be honest, I’m very surprised that the people of Dubai are even interested in playing along with her extremely fake attempt to find friends by way of reality TV. Even tho the series has yet to film in Dubai, it looks like Paris has already made a new friend … she posted this pic with her new friend Nayla on her official Twitter profile:

My Girl Nayla and I on set of BFF. Love her, she’s so sweet and funny! :)

Paris has also started giving lessons on the Arabic language on her Twitter profile:

Allah means God in Arabic. Ahibkom means I Love you all :) Huge

I am praying to Allah that Paris Hilton decides to stay in Dubai FOREVER! Now that would be really Huge!

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Now that the second season of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF has gotten underway on MTV, why don’t we check in with the winner and supposed former “new BFF” from the previous season of the show to hear what she thinks about Paris’s need to find a newer BFF. Brittany Flickinger battled her way thru the first season of the competitive reality TV show to become Paris Hilton’s supposed New BFF … a feat that she seems to regret now (especially in light of the fact that she was discarded like an old shoe earlier this year by her “friend” Paris) considering her comments in THIS new interview:

While Paris Hilton was launching Season 2 of her MTV reality series, My New BFF, on June 2, the Season 1 winner was busy bashing the hotel heiress here on BlogTalkRadio. “I’m really sick of getting branded with a bad reputation for hanging out with her and sticking up for such a disgusting, self-centered user. I’m a good person… I have morals. I don’t have to do anything disgusting or rash to get famous,” she told Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour. The bad blood between the duo, said Brittany, began when the series wrapped in December. “She’d tell me things that made me think I was her best friend. And we got really close. And I’m like, Oh, man, this is really nice,” she said of Paris. “Then all of a sudden it was like, ‘Casting for BFF 2! Better end this now. Bye. I don’t need you anymore.’ That’s disgusting to do to somebody… That’s defamation of character.” But Brittany didn’t stop there. Recounting her early days on the show with Paris, she said, “It was around the time she broke up with Benji [Madden], so she was feeling lonely. And she would say things to me that led me to believe that she really did think we were best friends. “So I was like, ‘Oh, shit. This girl must be a little fucked up.’” Brittany’s position on Paris marks a stark departure from how she portrayed their relationship in January, when she said they were, if not Siamese twins, still quite sisterly. “We’re not married. We’re BFFs,” she said in a January interview. “Friends aren’t attached at the hip 24/7. And when we’re somewhere together and we’re not attached at the hip, they’re like, ‘Oh, no. They’re fighting!’” The spurned reality contestant also accused Paris this week of censoring her in cyberspace: “Any time I say anything about her to defend myself – after all the interviews she has done lying about me and making all this stupid stuff up – everything that I say is taken off the Internet.”

Aww … poor Brittany. On the one hand, I suppose all of this ridiculousness is partly her fault for believing that you could actually win a famous friend by going on Reality TV … but she’s young, so I guess her naivety can be her excuse. But, it does seem pretty obvious that the young people cast to appear and compete on Paris Hilton’s TV show are mislead to believe that they are actually competing for her affections when, in fact, they are merely being used for entertainment on the show. It sucks but it’s what they’ve signed up for. Perhaps Flickinger (and others who compete to become Paris Hilton’s New BFF) should look to other, more successful ways of finding new friends … like My Space or Facebook? Poor dears. Ah well … you do get what you pay for.

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Paris Hilton managed to extricate herself from her new beau Doug Reinhardt long enough to make her way to the Aura Lounge in Dallas, TX on her quest to find a new BFF for the upcoming new season of her MTV competitive reality TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. As you may recall, Paris kicked her supposed BFF Brittany Flickinger to the curb mere months after she won the right to become Paris’s new BFF on the first season of her show so now she’s on the hunt for a replacement fake friend. My apologies to the folks in the great Dallas metropolitan area:

I mean … look at her! Who wouldn’t want to be this person’s BFF? Except for the fact that Paris looks like a baked potato wrapped in tinfoil while wearing a headband — she looks like a fun friend, right? Here’s hoping the herd of stampeding applicants to become her new BFF can be safely controlled. I mean, seriously, wouldn’t YOU want to hang out with this?

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Sad news to report today … it turns out that becoming BFFs with Paris Hilton isn’t really a bona fide gig. One day you’re in and the next day you’re ass is kicked to the curb and your frantic phone calls and emails go unanswered. Sad. Life & Style magazine is reporting that Paris Hilton has discarded her supposed new BFF Brittany Flickinger in the weeks and months since the young lass won the competition to become Paris’s new best friend. Apparently, it didn’t take long for Paris to cut off all communication with her new BFF after the TV show finished its run … it turns out that Paris and Brittany are now dunzo!

The honeymoon’s over for Paris Hilton and her Best Friend Forever, Brittany Flickinger. Only four months after the aspiring singer and actress won the MTV reality show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, she and Paris no longer speak, an insider tells Life & Style. “In fact, they haven’t spoken in two months,” says the insider close to Paris. “All that girl wanted was the free trips, the goodie bags, staying at Paris’ mansion and the parties and clubs. She was desperate for money.” Pals of hers had warned Paris about Brittany too. “She was another one of these girls using Paris to get famous,” says the insider. “We’ve seen it happen a million times. In January at Sundance, Paris realized everything everyone was telling her was the truth.” Perhaps Paris, 28, will choose better the second time around. The new season of the show is currently filming in LA. Meanwhile, according to her MySpace page, Brittany, 24, has been performing music around California and is working on an upcoming album.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is so sad. First, Paris goes on nationwide basic cable to find friends and then she can’t even keep them. Yeah, yeah … I know this show is about as jacked up as Paris’s wonky eyes but I cannot believe that there are people out there who would debase themselves in order to fight for the right to be Paris Hilton’s fake friend. I’m sorry but I have no sympathy for anyone who goes into a situation like this and thinks that Paris Hilton wants to be their friend. Flickinger deserves to be ridiculed because that is the true prize of winning the competition to be Paris Hilton’s New BFF. I hope she enjoyed her 15 seconds of fame … I also hope she saved some of that prize money cuz … it sounds like the par-tay is ovah!

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Paris Hilton just debuted her new single/theme song My BFF on On Air with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM here in LA … which I present to all y’all for your aural pleasure:

The new track will serve as the theme song for Paris’s new MTV competitive reality TV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF (which debuts on MTV tonight). You may recall that Paris revealed that her boyfriend and Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden is helping her out with her new music (and it is my guess that he most likely provided the lion’s share of help on the creation of this track) which is very evident by the way that is sounds. So, without further ado, check out Paris Hilton’s new single My BFF for yourselves:

The song deffo has a Good Charlotte feel to it … and Paris’s voice does sound a lot more mature. HMMM. What do y’all think?

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In the annuls of modern history, rarely (if ever) have we been presented with a competitive reality television show that attempts to award one lucky contestant with a prize so great, so desirous that the mere thought of winning such a prize seems … almost dreamlike. Here is the first cast photo of the young hopefuls that will be vying for the coveted position of Paris Hilton’s New BFF:

A group of 20 women will live together and compete in various challenges, in order to be anointed Paris Hilton’s new best friend.

Uhh, I love how the contestants are labeled as “20 women” when you can see that there is at least one guy in the mix. LOL! Honestly, I think any person who is so willing to endure the travails presented to them in order to be Paris Hilton’s BFF absolutely deserves everything they have coming to them. Good luck!

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