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Paris Hilton and Cy Waits, who spend their Xmas holiday in Hawaii, have made their way to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to celebrate the New Year and spent part of their holiday zip-lining thru the Mexican jungles. And before you ask, NO, the couple did not suffer a horrible accident where their zip-line snapped (or was cut) resulting in their immediate and gruesome deaths … they just had themselves a fun day of adventure.

Paris Hilton, who spent part of her weekend in Madrid, Spain for the launch of her very own MotoGP motorcycle racing team (seriously), made her way back to Las Vegas, NV last Friday to serve some of the 200 hours of Community Service she must complete as part of the sentence for her September conviction on cocaine possession charges. Paris served some of her hours at The Animal Foundation … and ended up adopting a new pet pooch in the process.

Back in September we got to check out a cheesy-as-Hell music video made by Paris Hilton for SuperMartxé and today we learn that she has taken her collaboration with them one step further. Paris made an appearance in Madrid, Spain today to officially unveil and launch her own MotoGP racing team — called SuperMartxé VIP by Paris Hilton, of course:

With Xmas just around the corner we are starting to see that many celebs are getting into the Xmas spirit. Earlier today we saw photos of Britney Spears‘s festively decorated home, last week we saw photos of Sandra Bullock and her son Louis Bardo preppin’ for Xmas and for weeks now Mariah Carey has been riding the Xmas train as she promotes her new album Merry Christmas II You. Right now we get to check out Paris Hilton‘s just-released Xmas 2010 card … Ho Ho Ho, bitches!

‘Tis the season to be revealing. Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has gone glam for the holidays, striking a super sexy pose on her Christmas card, which the reality TV star sent along with her best wishes to RadarOnline.com! Looking stunning in a silver dress, we couldn’t help but think Paris’ Christmas card evokes memories of the ‘ol Hollywood glamour era. Inside, it reads: “Warm wishes this Holiday Season. Love from Paris & Paris Hilton Entertainment.” “Christmas is my favorite times of year,” the 29-year-old told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive new interview. “We will be spending Christmas in Maui, then Cabo for New Year’s. I can’t wait!” But after an eventful year, the blonde beauty is yet to chalk up her New Year’s resolutions. “I haven’t come up with them yet,” she said, “but quickly thinking, some of them will be to eat healthy, and work out more!” Merry Christmas Paris, from us, to you too.

Nothing says Merry Xmas like a greeting from Paris Hilton. While the photo isn’t at all very Xmassy, her sentiments are very nice … if we take them at face value. Let’s send our warmest Holiday Greetings to Paris because, hey, it’s all about peace and goodwill towards man, right?

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Unsurprisingly, Paris Hilton has suffered another wardrobe malfunction that actually pains us more than it does her. While shopping yesterday, Paris inadvertently flashed her nearly bare bum in front of a gaggle of paparazzi photographers … so, er, the word “inadvertently” might not be the right way to describe the malfunction after all:

She’s been famous since birth, so Paris Hilton should really have got the hang of dressing for photographers now. But the 29-year-old socialite appeared to have forgotten all her fashion rules yesterday when she stepped out in Los Angeles wearing a pair of black leggings which turned sheer under the glare of hundreds of flashbulbs. However, the hotel heiress seemed unaware of her fashion faux pas, and merrily loaded hundreds of shopping bags into her car following a shopping trip with mother Kathy and sister Nicky.

While I would normally disbelieve that these wardrobe malfunctions form Paris Hilton are just accidents, this time … I tend to believe that she was completely unaware that her nearly sheer leggings turned invisible in the glare of the flashbulbs. Feeling adventurous? Check out the latest wardrobe malfunction photos from the infamous Paris Hilton, after the jump …

Paris Hilton, wearing 4-inch high heels, showed up for work with the Hollywood Beautification Team here in SoCal this weekend to do some community service in order to start paying back her debt to society for the crimes she has been convicted of. Naturally, the sight of Paris Hilton engaged in any sort of manual labor is comical but when she is forced to do so as punishment, the sight of her is downright ridiculous:

They were given strict instructions on what to wear and told ‘expect to get dirty’. But while Paris Hilton diligently donned the regulation T-shirt and suggested trousers for her community service, she just couldn’t do without her high heels. The heiress wore four-inch stiletto heels to complete her court-ordered work with the Hollywood Beautification Team. Obviously, the reality star also kept her shades on as she painted over graffiti with a roller. But her lack of experience at manual work was obvious – she splattered grey paint everywhere, including on herself. Paris ruined her clothes and probably her black patent heels, as she wobbled over the stony ground. The work was a departure for the party-loving socialite as she was also expected to arrive promptly at 7am. The guidelines also state that if workers are 15 minutes late, they will not be allowed to stay that day. She was also instructed in the guidelines that she couldn’t leave ‘to move your car, buy coffee, use the phone, etc.’ At one point Paris pulled a silly miserable face as she talked with a fellow worker. Perhaps she was being told she couldn’t go and check her make-up. Paris was sentenced to community service after she plead guilty to two misdemeanors- drug possession and obstructing an officer- but avoided jail time. Instead, she is on probation for a year, must complete a substance abuse program, pay a $2,000 fine, and complete 200 hours of community service.

Ugh. Paris Hilton can be so irritating … well, she’s usually irritating … but her sense of entitlement is REALLY irritating. She manages to avoid serving any jail time in lieu of doing service to the community and she manages to act like a brat. Meh. I find it very hard to believe she is learning any lesson here but, my friends, this is celebrity justice at work.

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It’s Hallowe’en weekend here in the US and since Friday night, a plethora of celebs have been gettin’ themselves all dressed up in fun costumes to celebrate one of the most fun holidays of the year. From NYC to LA (and everywhere in between), folks like Janet Jackson, Kathy Griffin, Gwen Stefani and more indulged their inner child and dressed up for various Hallowe’en events … here are a few photos from this weekend’s fun (thus far):

Last week we saw photos of Paris Hilton picking out her sailor costume at Trashy Lingerie and now we get to see it in action … it’s actually pretty tame, to be honest. Gwen as a sexy Batgirl looks pretty good, as does Kathy Griffin in a sailor costume of her own. Tori Spelling and her family (Dean McDermott, Liam Aaron and Stella Doreen) look really cute together. Hallowe’en is actually today, as you are well aware, but I’m guessing that the biggest Hallowe’en parties took place last night. Hopefully YOU’LL indulge your inner child and will get out there today/tonight to enjoy the fun of Hallowe’en!

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Last Friday we got our first look at Paris Hilton‘s “trashy” Halloween costume … today we see which costumes she picked out for her tiny pet dogs … behold:

he girl with everything is likely to have some seriously pampered pooches. Hilton heiress Paris met up for lunch with her sister Nicky at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in West Hollywood yesterday and the reality star brought along two of her furry friends for the ride. And like any good attention seeking star, Paris, 29, got her two dogs dressed for the occasion in cute Halloween outfits. Paris, who has admitted in the past to owning 17 dogs in total, brought along a tiny teacup chihuahua dressed in a yellow duck costume and a cream pomeranian dressed like a coyote.

I’m convinced that pets, dogs especially, hate it when they are dressed up in costumes or clothing so, yeah, I feel bad for these little guys. That being said, they do look kinda cute … but let’s just hope that Paris doesn’t make her little doggies wear these costumes for too long. At least they don’t look as “trashy” as their owner in her Hallowe’en getup.

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Paris Hilton and her ex-jailbird boyfriend Cy Waits did a bit of shopping here in LA yesterday in search of a Hallowe’en costume for the heiress to wear this year … so, of course, the pair made their way to Trashy Lingerie to procure her outfit:

I mean … yeah … nothing says Trashy like Paris Hilton … and vice versa. Talk about your perfect match, huh? Paris spent a bit of time at Trashy perusing the racks of costumes and decided on one in particular. After the jump, check out photos of Paris Hilton‘s Hallowe’en costume choice to see just how Trashy she’ll look this year …

Back in August we learned that Paris Hilton, no stranger to the long arm of the law herself, awoke to the sounds of an intruder trying to break into her home in the early morning hours while wielding a knife. As you may recall, that man was first confronted by Paris‘s current boyfriend Cy Waits and then was apprehended by the police. Today we learn that another intruder tried to enter Paris‘s home yesterday as well. Thankfully, he too got busted by the cops and was taken into custody:

TMZ has obtained a photo of the man cops arrested at Paris Hilton’s L.A. home yesterday — moments after he allegedly snuck past a guard gate and tried to knock on her door. As TMZ first reported, the suspect — James Rainford — allegedly got into a physical altercation with private security after he rode his bike to Paris’ front door and began to ring her doorbell. LAPD soon arrived on scene and arrested the suspect for battery. We’re told Rainford told police that he “knew” Paris … though sources close to Hilton tell us she has never met this guy in her life. Rainford was held on $20,000 bail.

As you may also recall, Paris got arrested in Las Vegas, NV on charges of cocaine possession just a few days after her last intruder incident (you may recall that Paris and Cy took off to LV to get out of LA in an attempt to forget about that scary incident). Here’s hoping that Paris doesn’t foolishly get arrested again for any infractions in the wake of this failed intrusion attempt. Whatever your personal beliefs are about Paris Hilton, you have to admit that it is very good news that neither she nor anyone else has been injured or harmed in any way by these intrusion attempts.

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