Orlando Bloom Gets Himself A Porn’stache

Hot Fuzz
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Here are a few hawt photos of actor Orlando Bloom on the SoCal set of his new film Main Street wherein he plays a young police officer — with a porn’stache:


Yeah, I don’t know what Main Street is all about nor do I really care … I am pleased to see that Orlando has followed in the footsteps of Jude Law and his infamous Jude’stache and has grown the facial hair for this new role. I gotta say … I like it. Coupled with his smart, cropped haircut … the ’stache looks very nice on the young man. I think I am deffo a fan … are you?

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Orlando Bloom & Eric Bana Are Biker Buddies

Bromance
Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Bromance Alert! It would appear that British actor Orlando Bloom and Aussie actor Eric Bana are the newest bro-friends to spark up a new relationship together. The buds were spotted hanging out together at the Deus Ex Machina motorcycle and bicycle shop in Camperdown, Sydney Australia this week presumably lookin’ to pick up a pair of his and his bikes together … here are a few photos:


I have to tell you, it fills my heart with GLEE at the thought of these two guys hanging out together … they make a very handsome couple … er, of friends ;) I suppose it’s too much to hope that they decided on a bicycle built for two so I guess we’ll have to wait and see if any future photos of the pair cycling together come out. Yes, I am really hoping that they do come out … er, the photos, that is. Yeah, I really like these two together … don’t YOU think they make a great pair of BFFs?

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Orlando Bloom Rocks Out For His New Movie

Bloom turns Rock Boy for 'Sympathy for Delicious'
Friday, February 6th, 2009

Last weekend we got our first look at Orlando Bloom in full costume (er, or in half-nekkid costume, that is) on the set of his new film Sympathy for Delicious which is currently in production here in LA. Today we get to see a few new photos of Orlando almost as equally half-nekkid as he filmed scenes at an LA club last night for the film. Except for the hippie-esque nehru jacket, Orlando was really rockin’ the goth garb on set last night … much to the delight of fans/extras who were on hand to watch filming first hand:


Nail polish, wild hair and covered in tattoos, this is Orlando Bloom as you’ve never seen him before. The clean-cut Hollywood pin-up well and truly threw off his pretty boy image for his new role in the drama Sympathy For Delicious. The actor completely transformed his usually well-groomed appearance to play an aspiring rock star complete with fake tattoos, scruffy brown wig, heavy eye make-up and black nail polish. He filmed scenes for the movie at a theatre in downtown LA yesterday where he strutted around the stage shirtless – much to the delight of a screaming female audience. The 32-year-old star of Pirates Of The Caribbean stepped into the role after Milk actor James Franco pulled out at the 11th hour due to a scheduling conflict. In one scene Orlando’s character is caught up in a on stage fight with his paralyzed bandmate ‘Delicious’ Dean O’Dwyer, played by theatre actor Christopher Thornton. The movie, which also stars Juliette Lewis, follows Delicious as he turns to faith-healing and mysteriously gains the power to cure the sick. However, his healing powers do not extend to himself. The film is directed by Just Like Heaven actor Mark Ruffalo, who is returning to work for the first time his his brother Scott died in a shooting incident in December. Ruffalo will also take an acting role in the film as a Jesuit priest who helps the DJ explore his gift and accept its limitations.

I’m still not sure if I can take Orlando (or his wretched wig) seriously in this role … I mean, just by judging the static photos alone, I can’t see him bringing this rocker character to life. That being said, Orlando is a superb actor and I have faith that he’ll be able to pull it off … I just can’t envision it yet. I don’t might at all seeing photos of Bloomie all half-nekkid … the leather pants, I’m a fan of. I’m sure it was pretty cool for the folks in attendance at last night’s taping to see Orlando Bloom in action. I can’t wait to see more.

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

Orlando Bloom Shows Off His Half-Nekkid Body

Lucky us
Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Orlando Bloom was spied on the set of his new movie Sympathy for Delicious which is currently filming here in SoCal … as you can see from the photos below, Orlando was very keen on showing off the 3 tattoos (2 fake, 1 real) on his nekkid torso … behold:


It’s a shame of the three tattoos on his bod, the only real one (the sun) is the lamest. But, if Orlando is willing to show off his tattoos (both fake and real) then I’m all for it. Isn’t it amazing how nekkid flesh tends to distract from atrocious hair? Woot! I’ll take the fugly wig anyday … as long as Bloomie keeps showing off ;)

[Photo credit: X17]

Orlando Bloom Gives Us A Peek

Let the sunshine in out
Monday, October 6th, 2008

Orlando Bloom was snapped enjoying a lovely stroll in Hollywood over the weekend and he decided to give us a brief glimpse of his sunny tattoo … check it out:


Now, this isn’t the first time that we’ve gotten to see Orlando’s tattoo but, just in case, I think he wanted to make sure that we got to see it again. Isn’t he just a swell guy for doing so? The design itself isn’t that impressive but he gets double points for placement. Do we like?

[Photo credit: X17]