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Lindsay Lohan, in an apparent attempt to reacclimate herself to the Hollywood lifestyle that got her in trouble in the first place, has started hanging out with the likes of Paris Hilton … for some unknown reason. This weekend the former Hollywood “It” Girls (and Paris‘s wannabe clingy sister Nicky Hilton) made their way to Malibu, CA to do some partying and Lindsay unfortunately took a nasty tumble … in front of a big group of photogs. L. Lo claims she was “blinded” and “pushed” by the paps and that’s why she fell (of course) … but Paris was there to offer a helping hand to help her up again. See folks, that’s was former friends are for.

Twin babies Bob and Max Mueller-Sheen — the sons of estranged couple Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen — celebrated their 2nd birthday this weekend at a lavish birthday party held at the Bel Air mansion of Rick and Kathy Hilton. Brooke is currently filming a new reality TV show with her BFF Paris Hilton so the site of the twins’ party shouldn’t really come as a surprise. Also unsurprising is the news that daddy Charlie Sheen was NOT invited to the party. I suppose his crazy antics weren’t desired at the birthday party of twin baby boys.

Back in August we got our first look at the cast of the newest Housewives in the Bravo TV stable of programming — The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Today we get to see photos from the premiere event for the show which was held, naturally, in Beverly Hills, CA last night. In addition to the new Housewives themselves, a plethora of A-List celebs also strutted their stuff down the red carpet at the event — A-Listers like La Toya Jackson, Nicky & Paris Hilton … AND her wonky eye:

The Hilton sisters were there to support their aunts who are featured castmembers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills … Paris‘s wonky eye was dragged there against its will … poor thing. I have no idea why La Toya Jackson was there … perhaps she saw the red carpet and camera flashbulbs and decided to swing by. To be honest, as much as I enjoy watching the different versions of The Real Housewives, I kinda feel like things are getting out of hand. If anything could kill the successful franchise, it would be the vapid ostentatious of the ladies of Beverly Hills. The Real Housewives of DC really tried my patience last season … it was very boring to watch. I’ll give the Beverly Hills ladies a chance but if they end up sucking, I’ll be out. Are any of y’all planning to watch this newest version of The Real Housewives?

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Yesterday morning we learned that Paris Hilton managed to plea bargain her way out of serving any jailtime for her recent cocaine possession arrest when she appeared in open court in Las Vegas, NV. Today we learn that as soon as Paris was adjourned from court, she boarded a private plane and flew her ass to Tokyo, Japan. But, I understand, upon arrival, Paris was taken into custody by Japanese immigration officials and was held for about 5 hours before she was allowed entry into the country:

The rest of Paris‘s entourage, including her less famous and more insignificant sister Nicky Hilton, were immediately allowed entry into Japan … but Paris, well, it sounds like the immigration folks wanted to have a few words with her. My guess is that because of Paris‘s very widespread notoriety, the immigration officials in Japan wanted to make sure that she was completely clean of any illegal substances before they let her into their country. I would assume that Paris Hilton was squeaky clean because after her 5 hour detention she was allowed entry into the country. It’s not entirely clear how long Miss Hilton will be in Japan but I certainly hope she behaves herself while she’s a guest in their country.

UPDATE: Paris Hilton has issued a statement via her press rep concerning her detainment by Japanese immigration officials. Find out what she’s got to say, after the jump …

Fleet Week has come to NYC which can mean only one thing … Paris Hilton is on the prowl. Despite the fact that Fleet Week is typically a tradition for United States Navy, United States Marine Corps and United States Coast Guard ships deployed overseas to dock in major port cities around the country for a week of rest and relaxation, it is also a time for Paris Hilton to celebrate her version of Xmas ;) Here are a couple pics of Paris and her sister Nicky Hilton partying with a few sea men in NYC this week:

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has kicked off New York’s Fleet Week, dancing the night away with more than one hundred sailors. Thousands of military personnel from more than a dozen ships are in Manhattan for the annual Fleet Week tradition. Paris is a celebrity ambassador for the United Service Organisations ‘songs for Soldiers’ program, which aims to provide portable MP3 players to ever active service member. The socialite she says she hopes to visit troops in the Middle East and deliver the devices.

All kidding aside (I mean, how could I resist the Paris loves Sea Men joke?), I think it’s very cool of the Hilton sisters to spread a little cheer to the men in our armed forces (as long as “cheer” is the only thing they are spreading). Despite the fact that the Hiltons are well-known for their vapidness, they do occasionally step up and participate in worthwhile activities like this from time to time. I suppose we should commend Paris and Nicky for their goodwill this time around … I mean … right?

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As you may be well aware, Paris and Nicky Hilton are among the celebs who are partying up a storm at the 2010 Cannes International Film Festival in Cannes, France this week and — as you might imagine — they have been making the rounds at any and every party going on there. With all the partying comes a lot of drinking and revelry and, well, when it comes to the Hilton sisters and revelry … anything is possible:

For the most part, the sisters have been behaving themselves pretty well … unlike years previous, they’ve not really been embarrassing themselves with crazy hijinks or serious faux pas. BUTT, at an event Monday night at the VIP Room nightclub where Paris was partying with her younger sister Nicky and her younger brother Conrad things got a wee bit out of hand. After the jump, see what Paris was getting up to — and be warned, the photo *may* be a bit NSFWish …

Celebs of varying stature made their way to the Sporting Club in Monte Carlo, Monaco yesterday to attend the 2010 World Music Awards. The awards show was co-hosted by Heroes star Hayden Panettiere and Lost star Michelle Rodriguez for no discernible reason clear to me, other than the fact that they were available. While I have no idea what either one of these actresses have to do with the celebration of World Music, I’m sure they did a decent job hosting. Here are a few photos from the red carpet arrivals and some deets about the event itself:

2010 World Music Awards was kicked off on Tuesday, May 18 at the Sporting Club in Monte Carlo, Monaco. Held to honor those in music, the event welcomed not only musicians but also actors, athletes and models. Hayden Panettiere, who served as co-host at the event with Michelle Rodriguez, wowed people with her simple look. The “Heroes” beauty covered herself in an Emilio Pucci short dress matched with open-toed shoes while her hair was pinned up. Jennifer Lopez, who was honored with an achievement award for her contribution to music, came with the companion of her husband Marc Anthony. The singer/actress bared her cleavage and back in a full-length Roberto Cavalli animal print gown. Giving a different color on the red carpet were the members of Scorpions who graced the red carpet with their rocker style. Meanwhile, Italian tenor singer Andrea Bocelli chose a formal white-and-black outfit, which was in contrast with Pharrell Williams’ casual style in a jacket and a baseball cap. Also seen among the attendees were Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton who were joined by other family members, including brother Barron as well as parents Kathy and Rick. Heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko and model Karolina Kurkova additionally showed up at the event.

Jennifer Lopez, will.i.am and Pharell were among the artists who performed last night as well:

I have to say, the World Music Awards annually confuses and confounds me. I’m not exactly sure what the parameters are for winning a World Music Award but each year the show manages to pull together the strangest groupings of celebs. I suppose congratulations are in order for the winners … I mean, I guess.

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Day 2 of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival is already dunzo and, from what I understand, was plagued with a fair share of technical problems that ran the gamut from causing irritating sound issues from time to time to all out dead tech ruining entire performances … and, to be honest, these sorts of things are to be expected. I haven’t heard of any major issues affecting any of the big acts … in fact, I understand big players like Faith No More, Dead Weather, MGMT and Day 2 headliners Muse were in top form. Here are some photos from the Coachella stage at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, CA yesterday:

Right about now, funk-soul brothers and sisters, yours truly would spend the remaining wee hours to crank out a desert dispatch all about how bewitching the Dead Weather were just before midnight … or how infectious Hot Chip got … or how impressive it was that The xx’s skeletal yet seductive sound captivated far and wide instead of getting drowned out by chatter … or why MGMT’s popularity-shunning set (which didn’t include “Kids,” much to the disappointment of thousands of fans) was still a solid one (don’t tell Desert Jeff that; he thought it was an aloof bore) … or what marvelous joy there is in dancing to something as heavy, hyper-skilled and operatically melodious as Muse. It’s been a high quality night, for sure, thanks also to rich turns from Dirty Projectors, Devo, Corinne Bailey Rae, Aterciopelados, Major Lazer, Z-Trip and more. All of which you’ll hear about by the time Sunday’s festivities get underway. But it’s been a rougher-than-expected day, littered with innumerable bad-reception runs, more than a few failed batteries, and at least one post (D-Hall on Band of Skulls) that simply went missing. With Coachella running longer and later than ever before, and with our dozen or so team members operating on less sleep than you can catch during a screening of Woodstock, we’re just too collectively spent to carry on much time. Must … have … sleep.

Jay-Z may have got the party started Friday night but I hear that Muse really brought the heat (in their own way) last night. A lot more celebs popped up in the crowd yesterday — after the jump, see which celebs were in attendance at Coachella Day 2 …

Jaime King, Jensen Ackles, Kerr Smith and others were on hand for the LA premiere screening of the new Lionsgate horror film My Bloody Valentine 3D which took place at the Mann’s Chinese Six Theater in Hollywood, CA last night. Here are a few photos from the red carpet arrivals last night:

Darion and I were lucky enough to attend the LA premiere screening of this movie 3D last night and had an amazing time … but I’ll have to save my review for a little later … I will say that this move is NOT to be missed! The 3D elements of this film make it so freakin’ awesome, make your plans to see it in 3D now — I promise you won’t be disappointed. Jaime King looked utterly amazing on the red carpet … and completely different than she looks in the film. You Twilighters may recognize Edi Gathegi as Laurent from the Twilight movie … he plays a deputy in the flick. Man, you’re gonna have to check out my review of the film a little later on … D and I loved it so much — all movies should be in 3D! More soon …

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Paris Hilton and her younger, less famous sister Nicky have been spending the past week or so down under in Australia where they have been partying it up from Sydney to the country’s Gold Coast … they even spent some time at the famed Summafieldayze Festival to frolic with the natives … tho, the excitement looked to be a bit much for the elder Hilton who suffered an attack of the wonk eye:

Like many young twenty-somethings, Paris and Nicky Hilton are making the most of their trip to Australia, having travelled from the hip city of Sydney to tropical Queensland. But it’s no simple life for the American heiresses, shunning the typical Greyhound buses for the rather more luxurious option of motorcycle racing champion Mick Doohan’s private jet. The girls, who are now in Caloundra on the Gold Coast for a music festival, arrived in seventies-inspired attire for the Summafieldayze 2009 event. Sometime fashion designer Nicky, 25, opted for a vibrant floaty kaftan and ethnic earrings with aviator shades, while ‘professional celebrity’ Paris went for a nod to the trend with a sparkly headband and braided hair. The sisters braved the muddy festival environment in matching pink printed wellies. Impressively, Paris, who has recently been linked to George Clooney, managed to avoid getting any dirt on her white printed wrap dress. Paris and Nicky have been Australia since New Year’s Eve. The girls spent the evening at Sydney’s Trademark Hotel, where Paris was hosting the launch of The Bongo Virus, the world’s biggest online New Year’s Eve party.

Paris usually does a pretty good job of keeping her unruly eye under control … but whoops! I can’t believe that silly George Clooney rumor is still going around … altho, mebbe he is the reason that Paris and Benji Madden broke up? Mebbe he couldn’t stand her wandering eye … but in her defense, I don’t think she has total control over it at all times. Ah well.

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