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Miley Cyrus, who at the ripe old age of 16 has already published her autobiography (most likely written for her and slapped with her name on it) titled Miles to Go, made her way to The Grove here in LA to sign a few copies of that book and brought her #1 fan, 20-year old manfriend Justin Gaston, along for the ride. Here are a couple photos of Jiley as they made their way to the Barnes & Noble at The Grove for her book signing this weekend and a couple photos of JG standing by, watching with seething jealousy quiet pride at Miley‘s shining moment:

I have to say, I find it utterly ridiculous that a 16-year old girl thinks that she has thus far lived a life worthy of being chronicled in an “autobiography” but when Disney comes upon a young commodity that they can milk for millions … they are gonna milk away. As totally gross as the notion of this book sounds, I guess you can’t fault the girl for making as much money as she can, while she still can. Usually, I’m of the mind that getting kids to read any books is better than none at all but … this particular instance has me rethinking that belief. Blah … I think I’d rather kids read Lauren LC Conrad‘s debut novel over this drivel from Miley Cyrus … and doesn’t that really say something about the abysmal literature that is being marketed to children? Oh, JK Rowling … please come out of retirement to save our children! Please! But, I digress … I find it interesting that Justin Gaston seemed to have a hard time looking happy at Miley‘s book event. As a cheerleader, he really needs to learn to smile more. As much as I’m sure he really enjoys the perks that come along with his close affiliation with the Cyrus family, I bet there are times when it really sucks just as bad as well. Being that close to fame and fortune can’t be easy for the still semi-unknown model/singer. Couldn’t you just squeeze out a tear for poor ol’ Justin?

[Photo credit: Splash News, INFdaily]