Over the weekend we learned that a new blog was launched that is supposedly written by Lindsay Lohan‘s estranged and fame-hungry father Michael Lohan. His first blogpost promised that he would be bringing us “the truth” and then went on a bit of a rant to malign Lindsay‘s superstar DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Today we learn that Daddy Lohan posted a new blogpost where he seems to try and justify his right to blog “the truth” and randomly ends up showing some love to Girls Gone Wild creator (and ex-felon) Joe Francis who Lohan appears to admire. Here is the full text of Michael Lohan‘s latest blogpost, all spelling/grammatical errors are his own:

Day 3

Why is it that when people make comments based on conjecture or their own personal views, other people give what they say such credence? When in fact, comments based on fact or the truth, are discounted? Do pictures lie! For example, how is it that a person like Joe Francis who knows my entire family was beaten up verbally for standing up and speaking the truth! Do any of you know him? Well I do! And besides being a good friend, an intelligent person, and good business man, he was there for my family in some of the hardest times. Yet, because he had some controversy in his own life and he is in the public eye, people beat him up in the press just like they do me.

Is it so wrong for standing up or speaking out for what you believe in? For having a voice in order to help someone or a given situation? I guess if you are not in the public eye and you have a squeaky clean image, you might get by. But then again, are any of us that perfect and have never made a mistake or a poor decision? Have any of you ever heard the phrase, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?” (John 8:7) If it offends you, I am sorry for quoting scripture, but in fact many scriptures are inveterate (deeply rooted) in our lives.

So before we make a comment or pass judgment on anyone else, shouldn’t we ask ourselves, “Have I made mistakes too?” And if so, we have no right knocking or slandering anyone, unless we of course, can live outside the box without taking the time to look within first.

This does not only apply to me, but to anyone who has something to say about someone they love or something they believe in. I am not here, and neither should you, to slam anyone. Instead, we should offer positive and meaningful advice on any content up for discussion. Especially if we have experienced the topic of discussion. We all act out at times out of emotion. We don’t take time to think. But we should! There is a saying by Pascal that says “The heart has reason that even reason does not know.” Think about that. Because to me, when you love a person with all your heart and you see them hurting or in need, you will do anything you possibly can to help them, even at the risk of being hurt yourself.

For the Real Story, if you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in.

“Love conquers all” (Omnia Vincit Amor) Virgil 69 B.C.

Um … I think he’s serious, y’all. I was a bit skeptical that this blog was real until Michael Lohan posted a welcome video on the site wherein he invites us all to “join in this website” so that we can share our comments and insights with him. Additionally, there is a new announcement on the site as of 1AM this morning that Daddy Lohan will be participating in a LIVE video blog/chat with “us guys” tonight at 9PM ET (6PM PT). After the jump, check out Michael Lohan‘s video welcome message in full and find out all the deets on how YOU can participate in his LIVE chat tonight …

In an effort to stem the tide of misinformation and, more probably, to have a medium in place so that he can respond to everything written about him (either directly or indirectly) Michael Lohan has launched his own official blog. Now, I’m not entirely sure that this blog is the real thing but I received an email alert that was addressed to a whole slew of “media” folks that announced that the blog was launched yesterday (“You can read all about Michael Lohan’s latest rant by going to his brand new official blog site www.mikelohanonline.com. You won’t believe what he has written tonight in his very first post…”). Here is the full text of Michael Lohan‘s supposed first post on his newly launched blog (posted last night at 9:21 PM ET). All text and errors are his own:

My First Blog

Since this is my FIRST blog, let’s start off on the right foot. Let’s set up some guidelines and rules “to live by” if we are going to participate on this website! First of all, try your best to refrain from cursing, lying or baring false witness. I know this is hard for some of you, but try.

What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.

I know a lot of people like to “feed the fire” and then hide behind a false name, anonymity or represent themselves as a “source,” a “close friend,” or an “insider.” But in truth, when it comes down to it, you aren’t fooling anyone but yourselves. Instead of looking from the outside in, you need to be looking within first.

It’s easy to point fingers and be judgmental. The hard part is looking in the mirror and judging oneself. So please keep these things in mind, before you comment.

Okay, so here we go…

Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, “Samantha is on drugs!”

Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”

WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!

As a matter of fact, I was the one who tried to keep those kinds of parasites away from Lindsay. Like the psycho stalker “AJ’s,” the parasite publicist, the wanna be manager(s), the backstabbing bodyguards, and the not so helpful assistants and the in-laws from hell who spend their time getting high and robbing the victims of the 911 disaster relief fund.

No, not me, nor my family!

Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!

NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don’t use people, don’t lie about people, don’t bare false witness, don’t be envious or jealous and certainly don’t LIE!

Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).

So, if you want the REAL Story, and if you want to have a voice and hear the truth, join right in!

May the wind be at your back and the light shine upon your life.

HMMM … while it is very possible that this is a fake blog that some prankster set up in order to make fun of Mr. Lohan, all the Bible quoting does seem to give the blog a feel of genuineness. You gotta love that at the start of the post, Lohan begs his readers to not “bear false witness” and then goes on a rant to malign Samantha Ronson. Hypocrisy, thy name is Michael Lohan. After the jump, check out the full text of Lohan‘s second blogpost posted this morning at 10:21 AM ET, written after he read the comments (all 35 of them) left on his site from his first post …

Lindsay Lohan has posted a new blogpost on her official My Space blog where she originally intended to profess her love for and to promote Britney Spears‘s new album Circus but inadvertently went off on a tangent wherein she revealed that her father, Michael Lohan, admitted to Lindsay and her family that YES he did, in fact, father an illegitimate child out of wedlock. As you may recall, earlier this year a woman by the name of Kristi Kaufman went to the press with the news that she had a child, Ashley, with Michael Lohan while he was still married to Dina Lohan. At the time, Michael admitted that it was possible that he was the father but would wait until blood tests proved him to be the father before accepting responsibility … and then we heard nothing more about it … until now. Here is the full text of Lindsay‘s latest blogpost. As always, all spelling and grammatical errors are her own:

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

random thoughts :)

i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run… that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks… MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like “debbie downer” or what? not trying to be… but back to the real reason for this blog-i feel like Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as i have) in the public eye.. which is not necessarily a bad thing.. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. also that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and i mean anyone and everyone else. because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. stripped of all the distractions in life. so YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. i know i am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!! :)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
I love my mom, aliana, cody, michael, and my nana sullivan!! i will be missing them this christmas as it is the first one i am spending away from home. i am spending it with Samantha in Los Angeles.
yours truly,
Lindsay

p.s.
check out:
unusual you
phonography
if you seek amy-look at the title and listen to the chorus carefully ;)
shattered glass
blur

see what you think. it’s a fun record ..
and don’t forget to get LADYHAWKE-dusk til dawn
xoxo

Whoa, tangent! Honestly, I totally forgot about Michael Lohan and the rumors of his illegitimate child … I can’t believe that there wasn’t an major follow-up after he agreed to submit to a blood test. Mebbe he just postponed taking the test until just now and there was nothing to follow-up on but … at last we know the truth. Props to Lindsay for taking the time to talk about Britney‘s new album … it is a great disc. I’m also glad to know that Lindsay will be spending the holidays with Samantha Ronson in LA this year. There are reports going around that the ladies have been having trubs in their relationship lately so I’m glad to hear that they appear to be working things out. It wouldn’t be a Lohan Xmas without a bit o’ drama … I guess they can always count on daddy Lohan to disappoint. Happy Holidays, Linds!

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Here are a few cute pics of everyone’s fave celeb couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson enjoying a fun afternoon of shopping together in SoCal this week … the couple were snapped shopping for various items when a fun and funky pink skull caught the ladies’ attention … oooh, pretty:

Aww … adorable. Linds looks so happy … like she doesn’t have a care in the world … like the furthest thing from her mind is that restraining order that she is slapping on her overzealous, fame-hungry and estranged father Michael Lohan:

ANOTHER day, another Lohan family drama. Lindsay , who told us several days ago that her father, Michael, “needs to be on medication,” is so scared of him, sources said, that she’s “taking out an order of protection. He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.” Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order of protection against him, as does [mom] Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.” Lindsay’s rep declined to comment.

It’s so nice that Lindsay can rely on Samantha at times like these. Whether or not she is actually “scared to death” of her psycho father, it’s nice that L. Ron have one another to depend on. Also, did any of y’all watch Ugly Betty last night? Linds was featured heavily in last night’s season premiere ep … and she did a great job. Life appears to be going very well for Lindsay these days … are her happy days due solely to Sam‘s influence? Mebbe. There is no denying that life has been lookin’ up for L. Lo since she and Sam started hanging out. I just love them together.

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Michael Lohan is at it again. As the estranged father of Lindsay Lohan, Daddy Lohan has started talking to the press again in order to try and whip up some media attention for himself. Michael decided to go to the media with his latest grievance — he believes that Samantha Ronson, Lindsay‘s constant companion, is planning to write a tell-all book to cash in on her relationship with Lindsay. In response, both Lindsay and Samantha both refute his claim and have fired back responses to Daddy Lohan each on their official My Space profiles, natch:

Looks like the reconciliation has officially ended. Lindsay Lohan is lashing out at her often-estranged dad, Michael, who has been openly critical of her relationship with Samantha Ronson … Lingering tensions came to head this week, when Michael Lohan dissed Ronson in the media. “Samantha is using my daughter,” he told E! News, as reports swirled that Ronson was planning a tell-all memoir. “People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she’s writing a book?”

Oh yeah, this didn’t sit well with either Linds or Sam who, apparently, weren’t interested in letting Daddy Lohan have the final word. After the jump, read both of their My Space responses to Michael Lohan‘s claim/sad cry for media attention …

In Touch Weekly has scrounged up a photo of the young girl who was allegedly fathered by Michael Lohan (a claim made by the girl’s mother Kristi Kaufmann) despite his claims that he is not the father. Well, actually Daddy Lohan confessed that he may have fathered the girl and even went so far as to take a DNA test … but now he’s backtracking, telling In Touch “I don’t know how I could be [the girls father].” Here’s a pic of Ashley Kaufmann, the possible Lohan lovechild, and a few deets about the whole sordid affair:

Lindsay Lohan is still reeling from the news that she may have a 13-year-old half sister, which she learned from her mother, Dina. “To say Lindsay is shocked is putting it mildly,” says a pal, of Michael Lohan’s June 27 stunning admission that he had a relationship with another woman during a brief separation from Lindsay’s mom that may have resulted in a pregnancy. The girl’s mother, Kristi Kaufmann, tells In Touch that Ashley “has Lindsay’s freckles. She even has that scratchy Lindsay voice.” Kristi adds that Ashley knows all about her famous sibling. “Michael told Ashley that Lindsay was her sister many years ago. Ashley said, ‘Wow, I’d love to meet her. What teenage girl wouldn’t like to meet Lindsay?’” Michael, however, denies Kristi’s claims that he’s the father. “I don’t know how I could be,” he tells In Touch. “The math doesn’t add up.” Still, Lindsay, 22, isn’t averse to getting to know Ashley, either. “Lindsay said, ‘She could be my flesh and blood,’” says her pal,”‘but I’m not doing anything until I’m certain she’s my sister.’” Meanwhile, the day after her ex-husband’s shocking announcement, Dina was at Hamptons hotspot Lily Pond for the V1 Jets screening of Living Lohan. “She was putting on a brave face,” says a friend. “She feels it’s the ultimate betrayal.” “If Lindsay wants to know her sister, she’s more than welcome,” says Kristi. “I’ve never met Ashley,” says Michael. “If I am found to be the father, obviously I will step up to the plate and do the right thing.

Daddy Lohan talked to E! News about the timeline of his affair with Kristi Kaufmann:

On Friday, the 48-year-old Lohan patriarch acknowledged having sexual relations on two occasions with Kristi Kauffman, a woman he met in Houston in the mid-’90s. He said he initially believed Kauffman’s claims that her daughter, Ashley, was his, but now Lohan says the math doesn’t make sense. “We were together in July of ’94. I think it was just before The Parent Trap came out because that’s when Dina and I were separated,” he tells E! News. “[Kristi] left me and went to Houston, Texas, and she met a guy she lived with there for a year.” According to his time line, Lohan says, Ashley, now 13, was born in June 1995—a difference of 11 months—which is why he ran out to get this test done right away. “She had me so convinced. She had me snowballed,” he says, adding that he even communicated with the girl he believed was Lindsay’s secret sis by telephone, even helping her with her homework. “Here I was sitting in jail going through a divorce, felt like I had no hope and then someone sends me a letter and says I have a baby. And I thought maybe this is what I’m supposed to do next,” he says. The results of the paternity test will be ready in 10-12 days and should settle the matter, he says.

Yeesh … as if Michael Lohan couldn’t get any more skeevier he has to go and get embroiled in a mess like this. And I’m sorry but I simply cannot feel sorry for Michael Lohan, no matter what he has to say about anything. Personally, I think it would be best for Lindsay to stay as far away from this mess as possible until the whole thing gets sorted out. I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if Daddy Lohan turns out to be this poor girl’s father … nor would I be surprised if the whole thing turns out to be a scam for publicity and attention on the mother’s part. I guess we’ll know who’s tellin’ lies in about 10-12 days time.

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