Last month, Michael Lohan — estranged father of daughter Lindsay Lohan — launched his official blog to much fanfare and began publishing blogposts about things as varied as his daughter Lindsay Lohan to, well, his daughter Lindsay Lohan. The last blogpost that piqued my interest was a quick message about how he and his daughter Lindsay Lohan have called a truce … and then I kinda forgot that he existed. But today, Michael Lohan has posted a new blogpost asking for all y’all to help him … help his daughter Lindsay Lohan. Here is the full text of Michael Lohan’s latest blogpost, as always all spelling and grammatical errors are his own:

Like I said in the past, “if I see or hear of anyone or anything causing harm or is seen as a threat to my children,” I will speak about it, and do anything I can to try to intervene regardless of the repercussions on me. With that said, after seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay’s freedom from SaMANtha’s bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay”s life, things have taken a dark turn. While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in LA, only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston. Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay”s presence? Did SaMANtha’s fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind? I know Dina and my kids aren’t because they tell me so. But then again, why does Dina tell me one thing and do another?! When a mother or father sees their child in turmoil (losing weight, not working, and purportedly cutting herself) are we supposed to stand by , remain silent and pretend it isn’t happening? Or are we suppose to step to the plate and not care what people think, and do something about it? Well, as you can see, I’m not going to sit back and let it slide. I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life. Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn’t used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha. Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren’t just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!

Seriously … just when you thought that Michael Lohan couldn’t sink lower into desperation in order to gain a little attention he has to sink, well, lower. Who is he talking to in this post? Why does he think that throwing out random accusations to anyone who stumbles across his blog (which, I must surmise, isn’t very many people considering that no one has even bothered to leave a comment on his site … most likely cuz no one is there to read it)? Daddy Lohan has always seemed to me to be a very needy person … with this new blog, he comes across as a whiny child who doesn’t get the attention that he craves so he acts out, screaming as loud as he can to get people to notice him. I really think if Michael Lohan got a life of his own and refrained from trying to live a life thru his daughter Lindsay Lohan he’d be a much happier person. But, honestly, I doubt he’ll ever change. I’m sure he’ll be whining and crying for years and years to come. Sad.

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Yesterday I posted an update from the world of Michael Lohan and his new official blog and I mentioned that he would be chatting with folks LIVE via video chat on said blog last night. It turns out that his LIVE video chat sessions will run on a weekly basis, as last night’s session went off without a hitch. But, before Daddy Lohan got on the webcam to address his legion of fans/haters he posted a short message on his site that announced to the world that he and his estranged daughter, Lindsay Lohan, had called a truce … suggesting that all’s right with the pair:

There is a truce between Lindsay and I, so please stop adding any fuel to the fire. I respectfully ask that all sources, so called friends and mouthpieces refrain from any more comments or suggestions on her blog.

What? This makes no sense. Just for the mere fact that Michael Lohan has taken to blogging will lead to further back and forth between him and Lindsay and their blogs. As of yet, Lindsay has not addressed the existence of her father’s blog or the comments he’s made to the public since his site went online last weekend but I suspect that some sort of mention will come. Despite the fact that he claims that his blog is not about Lindsay Lohan or his family, he can’t seem to go more than 4 minutes without mentioning them in some fashion. At any rate, Michael Lohan did manage to successfully pull off his video chat last night, logging on at the appointed hour to answer questions from interested folks:

The entire video chat has been archived on his Kyte profile for viewing by folks who were not able to participate in the webchat last night. After the jump, check out Michael Lohan’s first ever LIVE videochat with the public …

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Over the weekend we learned that a new blog was launched that is supposedly written by Lindsay Lohan’s estranged and fame-hungry father Michael Lohan. His first blogpost promised that he would be bringing us “the truth” and then went on a bit of a rant to malign Lindsay’s superstar DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Today we learn that Daddy Lohan posted a new blogpost where he seems to try and justify his right to blog “the truth” and randomly ends up showing some love to Girls Gone Wild creator (and ex-felon) Joe Francis who Lohan appears to admire. Here is the full text of Michael Lohan’s latest blogpost, all spelling/grammatical errors are his own:

Day 3

“Love conquers all” (Omnia Vincit Amor) Virgil 69 B.C.

Um … I think he’s serious, y’all. I was a bit skeptical that this blog was real until Michael Lohan posted a welcome video on the site wherein he invites us all to “join in this website” so that we can share our comments and insights with him. Additionally, there is a new announcement on the site as of 1AM this morning that Daddy Lohan will be participating in a LIVE video blog/chat with “us guys” tonight at 9PM ET (6PM PT). After the jump, check out Michael Lohan’s video welcome message in full and find out all the deets on how YOU can participate in his LIVE chat tonight …

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In an effort to stem the tide of misinformation and, more probably, to have a medium in place so that he can respond to everything written about him (either directly or indirectly) Michael Lohan has launched his own official blog. Now, I’m not entirely sure that this blog is the real thing but I received an email alert that was addressed to a whole slew of “media” folks that announced that the blog was launched yesterday (“You can read all about Michael Lohan’s latest rant by going to his brand new official blog site www.mikelohanonline.com. You won’t believe what he has written tonight in his very first post…”). Here is the full text of Michael Lohan’s supposed first post on his newly launched blog (posted last night at 9:21 PM ET). All text and errors are his own:

My First Blog

May the wind be at your back and the light shine upon your life.

HMMM … while it is very possible that this is a fake blog that some prankster set up in order to make fun of Mr. Lohan, all the Bible quoting does seem to give the blog a feel of genuineness. You gotta love that at the start of the post, Lohan begs his readers to not “bear false witness” and then goes on a rant to malign Samantha Ronson. Hypocrisy, thy name is Michael Lohan. After the jump, check out the full text of Lohan’s second blogpost posted this morning at 10:21 AM ET, written after he read the comments (all 35 of them) left on his site from his first post …

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Lindsay Lohan has posted a new blogpost on her official My Space blog where she originally intended to profess her love for and to promote Britney Spears’s new album Circus but inadvertently went off on a tangent wherein she revealed that her father, Michael Lohan, admitted to Lindsay and her family that YES he did, in fact, father an illegitimate child out of wedlock. As you may recall, earlier this year a woman by the name of Kristi Kaufman went to the press with the news that she had a child, Ashley, with Michael Lohan while he was still married to Dina Lohan. At the time, Michael admitted that it was possible that he was the father but would wait until blood tests proved him to be the father before accepting responsibility … and then we heard nothing more about it … until now. Here is the full text of Lindsay’s latest blogpost. As always, all spelling and grammatical errors are her own:

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

see what you think. it’s a fun record ..
and don’t forget to get LADYHAWKE-dusk til dawn
xoxo

Whoa, tangent! Honestly, I totally forgot about Michael Lohan and the rumors of his illegitimate child … I can’t believe that there wasn’t an major follow-up after he agreed to submit to a blood test. Mebbe he just postponed taking the test until just now and there was nothing to follow-up on but … at last we know the truth. Props to Lindsay for taking the time to talk about Britney’s new album … it is a great disc. I’m also glad to know that Lindsay will be spending the holidays with Samantha Ronson in LA this year. There are reports going around that the ladies have been having trubs in their relationship lately so I’m glad to hear that they appear to be working things out. It wouldn’t be a Lohan Xmas without a bit o’ drama … I guess they can always count on daddy Lohan to disappoint. Happy Holidays, Linds!

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Here are a few cute pics of everyone’s fave celeb couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson enjoying a fun afternoon of shopping together in SoCal this week … the couple were snapped shopping for various items when a fun and funky pink skull caught the ladies’ attention … oooh, pretty:

Aww … adorable. Linds looks so happy … like she doesn’t have a care in the world … like the furthest thing from her mind is that restraining order that she is slapping on her overzealous, fame-hungry and estranged father Michael Lohan:

ANOTHER day, another Lohan family drama. Lindsay , who told us several days ago that her father, Michael, “needs to be on medication,” is so scared of him, sources said, that she’s “taking out an order of protection. He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.” Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order of protection against him, as does [mom] Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.” Lindsay’s rep declined to comment.

It’s so nice that Lindsay can rely on Samantha at times like these. Whether or not she is actually “scared to death” of her psycho father, it’s nice that L. Ron have one another to depend on. Also, did any of y’all watch Ugly Betty last night? Linds was featured heavily in last night’s season premiere ep … and she did a great job. Life appears to be going very well for Lindsay these days … are her happy days due solely to Sam’s influence? Mebbe. There is no denying that life has been lookin’ up for L. Lo since she and Sam started hanging out. I just love them together.

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Michael Lohan is at it again. As the estranged father of Lindsay Lohan, Daddy Lohan has started talking to the press again in order to try and whip up some media attention for himself. Michael decided to go to the media with his latest grievance — he believes that Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s constant companion, is planning to write a tell-all book to cash in on her relationship with Lindsay. In response, both Lindsay and Samantha both refute his claim and have fired back responses to Daddy Lohan each on their official My Space profiles, natch:

Looks like the reconciliation has officially ended. Lindsay Lohan is lashing out at her often-estranged dad, Michael, who has been openly critical of her relationship with Samantha Ronson … Lingering tensions came to head this week, when Michael Lohan dissed Ronson in the media. “Samantha is using my daughter,” he told E! News, as reports swirled that Ronson was planning a tell-all memoir. “People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ. And now she’s writing a book?”

Oh yeah, this didn’t sit well with either Linds or Sam who, apparently, weren’t interested in letting Daddy Lohan have the final word. After the jump, read both of their My Space responses to Michael Lohan’s claim/sad cry for media attention …

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