Yesterday we learned that Michael Lohan, exploitative father of Lindsay Lohan and ex-husband of Dina Lohan, released an audio recording of a secretly taped phone conversation that he had with his daughter in order to expose her distraught depression, he says, for her own good. Today, Daddy Lohan releases another audio recording but this time of a conversation with his ex-wife Dina:

In an explosive recorded audio conversation obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Dina Lohan reveals her anguish over a failed attempt to get her daughter Lindsay Lohan into rehab and what she calls the “mess” that resulted from trying to give her an intervention. The taped phone call, made in September of 2008, is between Dina and Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan. “You don’t even know what I’d go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff,” Dina is heard telling Michael. “She’d like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car…like you don’t know the (expletive) I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult.” Dina continues, “She’s really sad and really hurt and really…despondent. I told her not to go to L.A. at 18…she did. I couldn’t leave these other three (Dina’s three other kids with Michael) to go get her and it was, like, a mess.” Michael Lohan has publically claimed his concern for Lindsay’s life and that she has an addiction to prescription pills and that ex-wife Dina is lying about his intentions to the press. On Wednesday, RadarOnline.com released a heart wrenching audio tape of a distraught and hysterical Lindsay, sobbing to her father about her life. The recording sparked immediate controversy about why Lohan would publically disclose something so private about his daughter. In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Lohan says he only released the personal audio tapes because he’s afraid for his daughter’s life, and he’s tired of being targeted as the bad guy. “I admit, I’m being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes,” he told us. “But I’m tired of being lied about. I’m tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I’m not, so now I’m going to prove to the world who the real liars are.”

I understand Michael Lohan plans to release more recorded phone conversations out of “concern” for his daughter … I guess he feels that by hurting and publicly embarrassing Lindsay as much as he can, she will run to his waiting arms so that he can have access and mebbe control of her person (and finances?). In my opinion, his decision to publicly release these recordings only goes further in exposing him for the kind of person that he truly is. Lindsay herself posted a series of messages on her official Twitter profile to give her opinion on her father’s actions. If this attempt to care for this daughter can teach us anything, it is that Michael Lohan truly is a toxic parrot … just like NeNe Leakes says he is.

UPDATE: Once again, Lindsay Lohan has posted a series of tweets to her official Twitter profile to respond to her father’s heinous actions — after the jump, read what Linds has to say this time around …

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Lindsay Lohan posted a series of tweets on her official Twitter profile over the weekend to publicly declare that her father, Michael Lohan, is a “lunatic”. In recent weeks, Papa Lohan has been very publicly trying to reach out to his daughter in an attempt, he says, to help her … very clearly, Lindsay wants no help from him at all. Here’s a run down of what went down in the Twitterverse over the weekend:

Lindsay Lohan has taken to Twitter to slam her dad Michael, following reports that he is seeking conservatorship over her, and that he’s offered an entertainment TV show tape-recorded conversations between himself and his ex-wife, Dina, in which they discuss their daughter’s well-being. “My father is a lunatic & doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me & my family,” Tweeted Lindsay, who just finished shooting the thriller Machete opposite Robert DeNiro. “He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars.” Lindsay, 23, also wrote that her sister Ali, 15, is also concerned about their father’s behavior. “It’s so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, ‘why is daddy doing this?’ Through tears. He’s crossed the lines & hurt me & my family 4 the last time.” Last week, Michael Lohan claimed to New York’s Daily News that Entertainment Tonight this week would air taped phone conversations between himself and Dina, in which they discuss Lindsay’s well-being. As yet, nothing on this has been confirmed by the TV show. Still, Dina Lohan tells PEOPLE that she and Lindsay plan to prevent the tapes from coming within public earshot: “We’re going to stop it from airing. He is in violation of my order of protection. My attorney sent a cease-and-desist letter, and a copy of my order of protection I have against him. He is now in violation of my criminal order of protection. He harasses me, and calls my cell phone, which he is not allowed to call.” In response to Dina’s disdain for Michael’s very pubic dialogue about Lindsay, Michael told PEOPLE last week, “Look, I know that sometimes in the past I’ve said things I shouldn’t have. [But right now] I have to help my child.” Be that as it may, Dina says Lindsay is planning to obtain a restraining order against her father – an effort that intensified after Michael told X17 this month he was seeking conservatorship in order to get Lindsay into rehab for prescription drug abuse, and that he is behind on child support payments. Says Dina: “He is desperate and spiraling out of control.”

If one really wants to know why Lindsay Lohan’s life is such a mess, one need look no further than at the parents who raised her. I cannot think of a worse situation than one where Michael Lohan would be in a conservator position over his wealthy daughter. It is so sad to see this series of dramatic events play out in the public eye. Lindsay may be a mess sometimes but it’s clear, at least to me, that her father is even more of a mess … and a very toxic parrot. IMHO, the man is dangerous … he even threatened to kidnap Lindsay in order to save her. INSANE!! I hope Lindsay is able to steer clear of her father’s machinations … for her own sake.

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In what can only be referred to as a douchebag summit to end all douchebag summits from here until infinity, it turns out that the very unsavory Jon Gosselin has hooked up with the completely revolting Michael Lohan to strike up a new bromance. Apparently, the men feel that teaming up to join douchey forces is the best way to turn their pitiful individual “fame” into something more substantial … and wholly sickening. Here are pics of the new BFFs holidaying together in the Hamptons, NY this weekend doing what they do best … making people want to puke on their shoes:

Not only is Jon Gosselin cavorting with a coeterie of different women since separating from his reality TV partner in crime, Kate Gosselin — he’s also courting new guy friends, namely, Michael Lohan. Lohan, the father of tabloid queen Lindsay Lohan, told ABCNews.com today that he has opened up his Hamptons home to Jon Gosselin and Kate Major, the Star magazine reporter with whom Gosselin dined in New York City last weekend. While Gosselin and Major claimed to be just friends earlier this week, Major told Star Wednesday that she “went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him,” and subsequently resigned from her post at the magazine citing a conflict of interest. “Kate Major is best friends with my fiancee Erin [Muller], and Kate is like family to me,” Lohan said. “Since there’s so much media bothering them in New York City and Pennsylvania, they needed a place to get away, and I offered them my house.” “He’s a really nice guy,” Lohan said of Gosselin, adding that the two men went clothes shopping together and ate lunch at the Driver’s Seat restaurant in Southampton. Though they’ve only known each other for days, their shared experience with high-profile divorce has turned these guys into fast friends. “We compare notes on what we’ve gone through and what it’s like when the media gets involved,” Lohan said.

LMAO … so the new BFFs went clothes shopping together? I would bet MILLIONS that the douchebros went shopping for Ed Hardy gear! I can’t think of a more gross union than that of Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin. If ever two men were made for each other, it’s these two. The only problem in their plan to join forces in order to attain more fame is that the numbers don’t really add up. Zero plus zero still equals zero. Blech!!

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Yesterday we learned that Michael Lohan was arrested in early April after he allegedly threatened to kill his fiancée Erin Muller. The story of his “quiet” arrest got out when he showed up for a court date this week and he was spotted by The New York Post. Since his arrest, Lohan has reconciled with Muller and she no longer contends that Lohan threatened to kill her … which doesn’t necessarily mean that it is true that he did not. Even still, Michael Lohan gave a brief interview to E! News refuting the charges against him. Here is Michael Lohan’s newest mugshot (which was just made available late yesterday) and his comments to E! News:

Michael Lohan has pleaded not guilty in a Long Island court to threatening to kill fiancée Erin Muller. Lohan, 49, is facing a misdemeanor charge of aggravated harassment for a March 18 altercation. “He allegedly called Erin Muller on the telephone and stated in sum and substance that he would kill her and himself if Erin Muller left him,” says a spokesman for the Suffolk County D.A. But Lohan exclusively tells E! News that “by no means did I threaten to cause harm to Erin or myself…As a matter of fact, Erin even told the court that she didn’t want to pursue anything. It’s all going to be dropped.” As for that telephone call… “A person she thought was her friend violated her in a way that I don’t want to describe,” he says, explaining that a distressed Mueller phoned him from Long Island while he was in Las Vegas. “When I found out the truth it didn’t sit well with me.” He claims the New York Post, which first reported the charges, blew the whole thing out of proportion. “It’s all going to be dropped. It’s an example of how people twist things,” says Lohan, who has become a religious counselor (and charity boxer) since serving a two-year prison sentence for assault, cocaine and DUI charges. Lohan surrendered for arrest on April 6 and was arraigned in district court. He remains free on his own recognizance pending a June 10 court date.

Uh huh. I honestly have the hardest time believing a word that comes out of this man’s mouth. I can totally see how he prolly flew off the handle, leveled his threats and then went begging back to Muller to forgive him after he got arrested. She prolly took him back and forgave him and is now willing to drop all charges against him. I cannot, for the life of me, imagine the appeal of dating a man like Michael Lohan (I mean, really, what does he have to offer anyone?) but if Erin Muller is willing to put up with his bullshizz then I guess that’s exactly what she’s going to have to do. I’m kinda bummed that Lohan won’t be held accountable if these charges are dropped … as I said yesterday, another stretch in the big house would prolly do his disposition wonders. I know the public at large would benefit greatly by his incarceration. Ah well.

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It turns out that trouble has found Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, again. The New York Post is reporting that Daddy Lohan was “quietly” arrested in early April after police determined that he allegedly threatened to kill his fiancée Erin Mueller (the couple have since reconciled). For obvs reasons, Lohan was hoping that no one would find out about this latest arrest … but, unfortch for him, the cat is out of the bag. Michael Lohan got his ass busted … again:

LINDSAY Lohan’s sleazebag dad, Michael Lohan, is in trouble again — this time for allegedly threatening to kill his fiancée and himself when she tried to dump him. Michael was quietly arrested on April 6 for a phone threat cops said he placed to off-again, on-again gal pal Erin Muller, 34, on March 18. Lohan, 48, flipped out yesterday when he walked into Central Islip court and spotted Post reporter Kieran Crowley and photographer Dennis Clark. “Michael! Plan two!” shouted Lohan’s lawyer, Anthony Grandinette, as his client fled. “Plan two” consisted of Lohan and Muller hiding in her car while Grandinette appeared on his behalf. Lohan faces up to a year behind bars. He couldn’t have picked a better time for the alleged threat, because terms of his parole ended on Feb. 7. He’s due in family court in Westbury today, when he’ll have to explain why he’s behind in child support — by $12,000, sources told The Post.

Ugh … with parents like these, it’s no wonder that poor Lindsay Lohan has endured the troubles in her life that have plagued her for so long. Considering that Michael Lohan is an ex-con who has already served time in prison, you’d think he’d be more willing to live a life on the straight and narrow to avoid getting thrown back into the slammer. It would seem that he has yet to learn his lesson. Perhaps another stint in the Big House would do much to teach him the err of his ways.

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Just when you thought that things couldn’t get any more pathetic for Michael Lohan, he goes and proves you wrong. Earlier this past week, we learned that Michael Lohan decided to give up blogging a little over a month after he launched his official blog … and now, I guess, we know why. Early this morning, at just after 12AM, the webhost posted the following message on Lohan’s official blog:

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Posted by Admin at 12:18 AM

LOL. I mean, what else is there to say. This is, IMHO, the perfect way for Michael Lohan to go out.

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After a little over a month in existence, Michael Lohan’s official blog The Real Story with Michael Lohan is dunzo! In a post, titled My Final Blog, Daddy Lohan explains that he has decided to stop blogging “out of respect” for his daughter Ali Lohan. What seems curious to me is that Daddy Lohan didn’t have the same respect for his eldest daughter Lindsay Lohan all along … but that’s beside the point, I suppose. Here is the full text of Michael Lohan’s last post. As always, all spelling and grammatical errors are his own:

Out of respect for my daughter Ali, and her request, this will be my last last blog.

Be Blessed!!!!

Thank Baby Jebus, Daddy Lohan’s foolishness is finally over. To be honest, I’m not sure why his blog lasted as long as a month. He sure tried to whip up as much attention as he could in this latest effort to mooch off his famous children and, yet, no one really cared. Honestly, I don’t recall reading about anyone else on the Internets talking about Daddy Lohan’s blog. The only way I even knew he A.) started a blog and B.) was updating his blog was via emails sent to me by Michael Lohan’s publicist. I chose to highlight certain blogposts merely out of their ridiculousness. Truth be told, reading this estranged father’s sad attempts to still exploit his children was getting old and very sad. I’m glad he decided to pull the plug … now if only we could be sure he was going away for good, never to be heard from again.

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