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When last we saw Michael Lohan here on the blog, he was hospitalized in Florida due to heart and liver problems. You may recall that his hospitalization came about a month after he was arrested for the second time for violating the restraining order placed on him by his ex-girlfriend Kate Major. I am happy to report that Lohan‘s medical problems seem to be over and he is looking to turn his life around. Apparently, Lohan is looking for a new job these days … he is hoping to get a job at Burger King.

When last we heard from Michael Lohan, estranged trainwreck of a father to Lindsay Lohan, he was coolin’ his heels in jail after he was arrested (twice) for allegedly assaulting and then stalking his ex-girlfriend Kate Major. Today we get a bit of an update … but it’s not a good one. Apparently, Lohan had to be hospitalized due to a heart condition that requires immediate surgery … unfortunately, he also has a sever liver problem that must be tended to first before the heart surgery can happen. Yikes! It sounds like homeboy is in a really bad way.

Good news, y’all … Michael Lohan is still in jail! As you may recall, Lohan was arrested twice this week for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Kate Major and then for attempting to contact her after he was released from jail for that first arrest. Lohan went before the ruling judge in an attempt to be freed again but was brutally rebuffed. The judge was not impressed by Daddy Lohan‘s sob story so … she revoked his bond and sent his sorry ass back to jail. Hallelujah! The streets are safe from one Lohan right now.

Just a couple days after he was arrested earlier this week for domestic violence and mere hours after his release from jail, trainwreck insane-o Michael Lohan was arrested AGAIN in Tampa, Florida. If you can believe it, Lohan decided to contact his ex-girlfriend Kate Major as soon as he was released from jail after being arrested for allegedly assaulting her. Major called the police and Lohan tried to escape when the police came to question him (by jumping out a window and landing in a tree) but he was foiled … then arrested and hauled back to jail … AGAIN.

Last week, out-of-work actress and new Playboy model, Lindsay Lohan was arrested and mug shotted for violating her court ordered probation. Early this morning, Lindsay‘s estranged father Michael Lohan was arrested in Tampa, FL on charges of domestic violence. According to the police report, Michael Lohan allegedly assaulted his ex-girlfriend Kate Major because she reportedly refused to perform oral sex on him. I mean … ugh. Can you believe how horribly effed up the Lohan family is? Lord Have Mercy! Click below to see Lohan‘s latest mug shot and read all the gory details of his latest arrest.

After Lindsay Lohan failed to report on time for her community service duty at the LA Morgue yesterday morning, new opportunities surfaced for her estranged father Michael Lohan to give new interviews on the matter. Daddy Lohan spoke with Hollyscoop about Lindsay‘s failure to report for morgue duty yesterday by saying that if his daughter continues on her downward spiral, she will end up IN the morgue. I mean, how is that for an interview soundbite? It seems to me that every time L. Lo gets in trouble her parents get dollar signs in their eyes.

It’s been a few minutes since Lindsay Lohan‘s estranged father Michael Lohan chimed in to comment publicly on his daughter’s woes but her recent legal shenanigans have pulled him back into the spotlight so he can offer his $0.02. Speaking to Headline News, Daddy Lohan claims to know the reason why Lindsay‘s life is spiraling out of control. Last week, we saw photos of Lindsay showing off a set of horribly rotted front teeth and Michael Lohan claims he knows the cause of her damaged teeth. According to him, Lindsay is either “smoking crack or meth” … one or the other.

Michael Lohan, estranged father of trainwreck Lindsay Lohan, got himself into a little car accident yesterday and, wouldn’t you know it … TMZ was RIGHT THERE to witness the whole thing. Lohan was sideswiped by a Metro Bus while driving on Sunset Blvd. in LA, CA and a TMZ staffer just happened to be there to see the whole thing go down. Click below to find out what happened to poor Daddy Lohan.

Earlier this week we saw photos of Michael Lohan gettin’ frisky with his new chick, known only as Bernadette, in Florida but today we learn that the couple have made their way here to SoCal to gross out the folks who live here with their new love affair. Michael and Bernadette made their way to Trousdale last night and feigned embarrassment as they were photographed by the paparazzi (as if they weren’t tickled pick that they were getting attention from the paps). It would seem that these two are planning to flaunt their new “love” as a new way to garner attention.

Michael Lohan, who was just arrested for assaulting his ex-girlfriend Kate Major, is happily showing off the new lady in his life in — what seems to me — to be a vain attempt at attention-mongering … which, if you’re at all familiar with Michael Lohan, is just par for the course. Lohan has been flaunting his new “love” on Twitter and is talking to any and everyone about her. Brace yourselves and read below for all the gory details.