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Producers have revealed plans to make a new film titled Dogs in Pocketbooks that will tell the tale of a “spoiled brat prone to alcohol and cocaine binges, reckless driving, failed rehab attempts, career-ending partying and ruthless hangers-on” … sound like anyone you know? Furthermore, heiress Lydia Hearst has been attached to the project and it has been noted that Hearst bears a striking resemblance to one Lindsay Lohan. That’s right, this new film will allegedly tell the life story of Lindsay Lohan … and her mother Dina Lohan is suing mad!

Well, well, well … and now we know why Lydia Hearst was so desperate to make a public spectacle of herself this week in NYC by making out with Aubrey O’Day in front of all the paparazzi … apparently, the heiress has been tapped as the new spokesperson for Myla lingerie and mebbe she was lookin’ to drum up a little publicity to sell more undies. Here are a few of Lydia‘s promo pics for Myla:

Meh. I thought it was kinda cool when Lydia make her cameo on the season finale of Gossip Girl earlier this year but all this fake carrying on with Aubrey and now this lingerie thing … I’m not really that impressed. It looks like Miss Hearst in on the Paris Hilton train to famewhoredom and I think the world can really do without. Next.

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On the plus side, Danity Kane‘s Aubrey O’Day is back to lookin’ a lot like herself these days (rather than the scariness she was showin’ off a couple of weeks ago) but on the down side, she’s resorted to making obviously sad attempts at getting attention from the media. Here are pics of Aubrey and her friend/heiress Lydia Hearst making a spectacle of themselves outside of Butter here in NYC this week:

Are these two the “it” new same-sex couple or are they just a couple of sad little girls trying to look interesting? You decide.

[Photo credit: Splash News]