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Last week we learned the unsurprising news that trainwreck Lindsay Lohan has decided to pose for Playboy magazine in an effort to try and stay relevant (and make some much needed money). Shortly after we learned of the Playboy deal, Lindsay‘s mother Dina Lohan confirmed that the shoot “went well”. This week, Dina is speaking more extensively about her daughter’s decision to pose nude in Playboy magazine … in an effort to promote the book she is trying to sell that reportedly chronicles her daughter’s infamous drug use. It’s a proud day for mothers when Dina Lohan decides to give interviews, ain’t it?

A couple of weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan appeared in court to answer claims that she was in violation of satisfying her court-ordered probation requirements and at the time the ruling judge found enough proof that she was, indeed, in violation of her probation terms … resulting in another arrest and court date for trainwreck Lindsay. Today, Lindsay showed up for that court date in order to throw herself at the mercy of the court. She admitted that she violated probation in order to find out her new punishment. Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced her to 30 days in jail (NO house arrest) and laid down a series of court-ordered community service hours and therapy sessions. It’s a laundry list of requirements that MUST be satisfied to the letter … if she messes up just once, she will be sent immediately to jail. Will Lindsay FINALLY be able to do the right thing and serve out her punishment to the court’s satisfaction? I guess we shall see. Click below for all the deets about what went down in court this morning.

Later this morning, Lindsay Lohan will appear in court to answer charges that she violated her probation. According to TMZ, L. Lo‘s plan will be to admit to the crime of violating her probation and will throw herself at the mercy of the court … and will likely get tossed in jail as a result. BUT, before all of that takes place, let’s check out a new promo video from the Sophomore clothing company that inexplicably features a guest appearance by supermodel Lindsay Lohan in the clip. For some reason, fashion companies keep associating themselves with Lindsay and her … celebrity/notoriety. Before we find out if Lindsay is going to become a jailbird again, let’s see her latest stint as supermodel product endorser.

A couple of weeks ago we got to see photos of Lindsay Lohan‘s scary and terribly gross teeth … photos that were so disconcerting to see that her own father accused her of being a crack or meth smoker. Yesterday, Lindsay posted a link on her official Twitter profile that pointed a photo on her official Who Say profile page in order to show off her perfectly white, bright smile. Lindsay claims her teeth were merely whitened but it’s entire possible that she got her damaged chompers replaced with new veneers. Check out the photo below and see for yourselves.

Yesterday we learned that Lindsay Lohan reportedly posted for Playboy magazine over the weekend at a rented mansion in Beverly Hills, CA (a shoot where her teenaged sister Aliana Ali Lohan was in attendance). Today we learn that Lindsay‘s mother Dina Lohan is in full support of the shoot. In response to a question about the photoshoot, Dina assures us that it “went well”. I mean, if one’s own mother is in full support of one’s nekkid magazine pictorial then everything is just peachy keen, right? AND, get this, TMZ is now reporting that L. Lo is gonna be FULL FRONTAL nude in her issue of Playboy. Whew! So glad the shoot “went well”.

Sigh. I’ve got some news that will likely come as no surprise to pretty much anyone out there with even the slightest knowledge of what’s been going on in troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan‘s life. TMZ is reporting today that Lindsay has finally gone and done it … she has agreed to pose for Playboy magazine. Linds has had a devil of a time finding work here in the US in the past few years and it would seem that her luxurious lifestyle is catching up with her … she needs to make money y’all. According to this report, Playboy offered lindsay $750,000 to pose nekkid for their magazine … she asked for $1 million … the two parties met somewhere in between and Lindsay shot her photospread pictorial over the weekend. Surprise … for no one.

After failing to report on time to start her community service sentence at the LA Morgue yesterday, Lindsay Lohan successfully managed to arrive at the center early this morning … to much media fanfare. As I understand it, she has been working hard all day long but has been allowed to take smoke/snack breaks at regular intervals. Click below to see photos of L. Lo puffing on her cigs as she gets some fresh air on the back porch of the LA Morgue.

Alert! Alert! I’ve got VERY important late breaking news to pass along right now … Lindsay Lohan has successfully reported for court-ordered community service duty at the LA Morgue today. I repeat, Lindsay Lohan has successfully reported for court-ordered community service duty at the LA Morgue today. Now, this may not sound very important to many of you but this late breaking news was *just* reported on local LA news stations so it must be important, right? Well, for we pop culture fans … yes, it’s marginally important so … read on for all the deets of Day 1 of Lindsay Lohan‘s Morgue Duty.

It’s been a few minutes since Lindsay Lohan‘s estranged father Michael Lohan chimed in to comment publicly on his daughter’s woes but her recent legal shenanigans have pulled him back into the spotlight so he can offer his $0.02. Speaking to Headline News, Daddy Lohan claims to know the reason why Lindsay‘s life is spiraling out of control. Last week, we saw photos of Lindsay showing off a set of horribly rotted front teeth and Michael Lohan claims he knows the cause of her damaged teeth. According to him, Lindsay is either “smoking crack or meth” … one or the other.

Yesterday, after she received a pretty serious tongue-lashing from Judge Stephanie Sautner, troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan was led away from court in handcuffs so that she could be arrested and processed after her probation was revoked. Lindsay has already bailed herself and is free (until she must return to court on November 2) but her arrest yeseterday resulted in a new mug shot photo. Lindsay has been arrested and mug shotted 6 times but only 5 of them have been released to the public (the mug shot from her jewel theft arrest has not yet been made public) … let’s not forget, Lindsay Lohan is only 25 years old! Click below to see L. Lo‘s latest (and greatest?) mug shot.