Lindsay Lohan Flaunts Her Disdain For Bras

Free ballin'
Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Lindsay Lohan has been shoppin’ up a storm all over NYC this week, just days after she was hauled into open court here in LA to report on her progress in her court-ordered alcohol awareness program (and ended up getting slapped with an extra year of probation in the process), and was spotted picking up a few things at a boutique yesterday. It was plainly evident to anyone with eyes that L. Lo was not wearing a bra … not by a long shot:


Lindsay Lohan shopped for a new jacket yesterday but clearly should have begun her spree in the lingerie section. Without her bra, the 23-year-old actress very nearly fell out of her extremely low-cut top as she tried on clothes in the Soho district of the city. But it seems unlikely the girl who is photographed everywhere she goes was entirely oblivious to the problem. She seemed to be wearing a cheeky smile as she bent over to reach into her handbag – but then she has always been proud to flaunt her figure … Just days after narrowly avoiding jail for breaking the terms of her drink-driving ban, Lindsay had reason to be in good spirits as she tried on various 80s -style embellished jackets.

It’s one thing to be proud of one’s assets … it’s quite another let one’s bubbies flounce around in such an unruly manner. Oh Lindsay … would it kill you to restrain the ladies a bit? Don’t you think it would be a great idea that you keep your biz covered in such a way that when you bend over to pick something up your mams don’t come spilling out of your top for all the world to see? I mean … it’s just a thought.

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Lindsay Lohan Takes A Bow In NYC

... and puts it on her HEAD!
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Lindsay Lohan, who was hauled in front of a judge here in SoCal last Friday and ended up getting another year of court-monitored probation for her trouble, has made her way back to NYC to keep the party going. She was spotted last night on the streets of NYC making her way to the Rose Bar inside the Gramercy Hotel wearing a very interesting outfit:


LMAOOOOOOOOO!! I mean … WTF? is going on here? I get that L. Lo wants to be a fashionista … and I get that taking fashion risks is what being a Hollywood “It” Girl is all about but … is she seriously kidding us with this idiotic bow strapped to her forehead? I mean … really??? It is such a fug look … I just want to run up to her, pull it as far away from her head and then it go so it can snap back into her face. Is that wrong?

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Lindsay Lohan Appears In Court, Gets Another Year Of Probation

Judge warns L. Lo about "thumbing ... nose at the court"
Friday, October 16th, 2009

Yesterday we learned that infamous world-traveling partygirl Lindsay Lohan was ordered to appear in court today so that the judge could get a status update on how well Lindsay is completing her probation. Lindsay managed to make it to court today but she showed up late, which didn’t sit too well with the judge. Altho Lindsay answered all questions politely, the judge felt that she needs another year of probation to keep her on the right track. Here are a few photos from Lindsay’s appearance in court just a couple of hours ago:


Lindsay Lohan is in hot water again. At a hearing in Beverly Hills Friday, a judge slapped an extra year on Lohan’s existing three-year probation sentence. Lohan, looking solemn and appearing gaunt, wore a white sportcoat, black pants and her hair in a bun as she walked into the courtroom holding her attorney’s hand for a progress review in her two DUI cases. Her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley explained to the judge that a miscommunication had occurred when Lohan failed to notify instructors of an alcohol education class she attends as part of her probation that she would be returning to the class after she left the country for work. Judge Revel sternly warned the actress, “I ordered you into court today because I wanted to speak to you directly. I don’t want to get any more notices again [that you might be in violation of probation], no warrants … where you’re thumbing your nose at the court.” Judge Revel ordered Lohan to get prior court approval the next time she leaves Los Angeles for work, and warned that any failure to comply with the terms of her probation could lead to jail time. But the judge also voiced a conciliatory tone when she told the troubled actress, “I’m rooting for you to successfully complete probation.” Lohan’s only words in court were “yes” when asked if she understood all the proceedings. A progress review hearing was set for Dec. 15. Lohan was sentenced to the probation term following her second DUI conviction in August 2007. Earlier this year, the court issued an arrest warrant for Lohan, also related to her class enrollment, but the matter was later determined to be a misunderstanding and was dismissed.

Now, I’m not sure that Lindsay will see this as a good thing but I deffo see it as a great thing. She’s managed to stay out of trouble since going on probation and that is very likely due to the fact that she doesn’t want to go back to jail. Forcing her to stay clean might be the only way to ensure that she stays clean. I, too, want to congratulate Lindsay’s successful completion of her sentence but I honestly believe she needs more work. She wasn’t lookin’ too hot in court today (florescent lighting is NOT her friend) … mebbe another year of forced good behavior is just what she needs to turn her life around.

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Lindsay Lohan Ordered To Appear In Court

Her DUI rears its ugly head
Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Lindsay Lohan, who has been spending some time shopping around NYC this week, has been ordered by the judge overseeing her drunk driving case from a couple of years ago to appear before the bench in open court tomorrow so that her progress in her ordered alcohol education program can be assessed. Here is a photo of Lindsay shopping at Dior in NYC this week … but will she deign to return to SoCal to make her court date tomorrow?


TMZ has learned the judge in Lindsay Lohan’s DUI case is so concerned about the famous defendant, she’s ordered her to appear personally tomorrow for her progress report. Sources tell TMZ the judge has received information from the people who run the alcohol education program that triggered concern. Typically in a misdemeanor case like this the defendant would not have to appear. Not so with Lindsay. We’ll be there tomorrow. Stay tuned.

Might someone have tipped off the judge of Lindsay’s partying ways? That’s what it sounds like … I guess we’ll have to wait and see if she will show up in court to answer the judge’s questions or not. My money says she will skip it/postpone her court appearance. What do y’all think?

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Lindsay Lohan Makes Her Debut As ‘Creative Director’ For Emanuel Ungaro

The reviews are in and they are not pretty
Sunday, October 4th, 2009

Lindsay Lohan, who has been tapped as “creative director” for the Emanuel Ungaro design house, was on hand to present her work at Paris Fashion Week earlier today at Le Carrousel du Louvre in Paris, France and by pretty much most accounts … it was a travesty. You’d be hard pressed to find anyone who found the Ungaro Spring 2010 line (apparently created from Lindsay’s direction) fashionable … or even kinda good. Women’s Wear Daily brings us one of the first reviews of the Ungaro show and, well, like the clothes that walked the runway … it wasn’t pretty. Here are photos of Lindsay taking her bows on the runway and the review from WWD:


Lindsay, it’s time to get serious about reviving the acting career. After just one season, one show, Mounir Moufarrige’s Lindsay-plus-one experiment is off to a troubled start. Lindsay Lohan, the house’s “creative director,” and designer Estrella Archs, (who probably got the job in part for her willingness to sketch in Lohan’s shadow, and probably took it for its high-profile heritage), made their joint debut on Sunday in an effort that was, quite simply, an embarrassment. To be fair, there was something of a “Mean Girls” motif at play. The fashion world, or at least its old-fashioned, traditional arm, greeted the Lohan appointment with endless snickers and rolled eyes. Its members expected, perhaps even hoped for, the proverbial train wreck. And so it came, a collision of fashion, controversial celebrity and massive publicity that resulted in the most frenzied door scene we’ve seen in years, especially at the geezer venue Carrousel du Louvre, as well as a beefed-up photographers’ pit. As for the clothes, they looked cheesy and dated, as has often been the case chez Ungaro during the post-Emanuel revolving door of designers. Hot pink, orange and flashy, with an overworked heart motif relentless in its execution, the collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver. Nor in a million years would one guess that the lineup was designed by one young woman and “creative directed” by another. Glitter heart pasties all around, ladies? As for Lohan, she’ll weather the criticism, hardly her first or her juiciest, and move on when her contract allows. But Archs has her work cut out for her. Backstage after the show, she said the collection “had to be designed very quickly.” Perhaps that was the problem. This storied house has been in disarray for years, and though Archs’ debut provided no indication that she’s up to the challenge, she should be given the chance to find out without a younger, nonskilled judge with theoretical veto power hovering about. (Let’s just say the ladies’ joint bow didn’t radiate chemistry.) No one ever said fashion design is brain surgery. It’s a different discipline altogether. But it is indeed a discipline and a commercial art, a fact variously muted and underscored by the celebrity infiltration of the last decade. And like brain surgery — yes, like brain surgery and all disciplines at which people work for years to develop proficiency — it has its rare geniuses and capable practitioners, all of whom must possess talent, skill and dedication. Being a young, pretty, controversial woman who looks good in clothes and photo ops just isn’t enough.

So … just how fug are these Ungaro designs overseen by Lindsay Lohan’s creative prowess? After the jump, check out some of the designs that made their way down the runway and judge for yourselves …

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Lindsay Lohan Previews The 6126 Spring Ad Campaign

Hole-ly moly
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Lindsay Lohan’s leggings line, 6126, has a PR Twitter account to promote the brand and sent out a tweet giving us our first look at the new Spring ad campaign for the line … here is the behind the scenes photo and tweet message that was posted late yesterday:


Lindsay shot the 6126 spring campaign with Markus Klinko & Indrani in NY during fashion week… just tweeted a behind scenes pix

I know it’s horrrrrrrible but I don’t hate the neon lime top … but the leggings are just terrible. I’m not sure who her target audience is but if it’s strippers, I don’t think they’re gonna pay premium prices for leggings with holes in them when they can just cut them up themselves. The whole look of this photo (and presumably the 6126 Spring ad campaign) looks an awful lot like the look that Samantha Jones will be rocking in Sex and the City 2. Ugh. This is a world of no. I mean, would YOU wear any of this?

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Lindsay Lohan & Crew Invade Paris, France

Sacre bleu!
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Head for les hills, Lindsay Lohan and her entourage (which includes her younger sister Aliana Ali Lohan, BFF Patrick Aufdenkamp, a few new unnamed hangers-on and various members of her security detail) have made their way to Paris, France to partake of all that the City of Lights has to offer … here is Lindsay and a couple of her peeps roaming the streets of Paris earlier today:


To her credit, she is lookin’ much better than she has been lookin’ in the past few weeks. I understand she enjoyed a lovely and drama-free visit to Singapore for a festival over the weekend and it looks like she is fresh-faced and ready to enjoy Paris. One hopes that she will keep her partying to a minimum because I much prefer seeing photos of Lindsay lookin’ put together rather than bedraggled and falling out of nightclubs. Take heed, Parisians … L. Lo is in your town now. Watch out!!

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