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After spending part of their weekend drawing as much attention as possible while hanging out on the streets of downtown Burbank, CA, 16-year old Miley Cyrus and her 20-year old manfriend Justin Gaston hooked up with her family (including mama Tish Cyrus and pappy Billy Ray Cyrus) so that they could all enjoy a morning of worship at church together. As always, the event was cause for dressing up and revelry … behold:

OK, I get that the church that the Cyrus family likes to attend has a pretty relaxed dress code … but doesn’t it seem a bit sacrilegious to wear a Rolling Stones t-shirt to church? I mean … c’mon. It may not be as bad as wearing a Marilyn Manson t-shirt but it’s close, don’t you think? It seems a bit wrong to see a Bible tucked under the arm of a t-shirt with the classic RS lips logo on full display. That being said, tho, not even the t-shirt is as offensive as those horrible streaks in Billy Ray‘s hair. God may forgive the wearing of rock band t-shirt in His house of worship but I cannot imagine that it easy to forgive Billy Ray‘s heinous hair-do. Some sins are just too great to forgive. Blech!

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Miley Cyrus along with her folks Billy Ray and Tish and her Nana Cyrus spent the early part of their Sunday yesterday at church before they convened en masse at a restaurant afterward for lunch … as you might expect, Justin Gaston (the Cyrus family leech) was also in attendance at yesterday’s Cyrus family activities with Holy Bible in hand. HMMM … by the looks of the sitch, Nana Cyrus likes it when JG tags along … while Mama Cyrus don’t look too pleased:

Of course, all of this is pure speculation on my part … but Nana Cyrus looks like a randy old bird. I can see her wantin’ to cop of a feel of Justin‘s hot bod. Mama Tish, I must say, does look like she’s kinda over the omnipresence of Justin Gaston at every.single.family.outing. the Cyruses have whether they’re in LA, NYC, Tennessee, wherever! I can imagine that it would be tiresome to have a tagalong tagging along at every turn (even if he’s a hottie like Justin Gaston). It’s kinda like the family has adopted the lad like a stray … a stray that Miley really, really likes to have with her at all times. Ah, the power that those Disney kids can wield when they’re the family bread winner. Who knows if this Jiley thing will last the year but … and I’m only speculating here … I wouldn’t be surprised if someone got into a little trubs somewhere down the line. I’m just sayin’ …

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When last we saw underwear model extraordinaire Justin Gaston, he was cheesily posing in the Cyrus family Xmas photo with a heinous case of bed head and a Hannah Montana t-shirt that matched perfectly with his much younger, underage female friend Miley Cyrus. The Xmas photo was, I believe, snapped in Tennessee on December 25 but the family has since returned to SoCal … and Justin Gaston (like a sad, needy puppy) followed along as well. Here is a pic of the Cyrus family (Billy Ray, Tish, Miley) and Justin as they stepped out for lunch at Patty’s in LA yesterday afternoon:

Gee, I hope Justin isn’t wearing out his welcome or anything. You know what they say about fish and houseguests. Seriously tho, Justin Gaston is popping up in ALL things Miley it seems … Pink reader Sarah gave me the head’s up that The Disney Channel is airing a commercial for a new Hannah Montana movie and you’ll never guess who is featured in the flick as Hannah‘s guitar player:

These two are either gonna get pregs/married (in that order) or the Cyrus folks are gonna get so sick and tired of Justin always being around that they are gonna kick him to the curb … of course, Miley will prolly go with him and then they’ll get pregs/married (in that order) and ruin her career. Ahhh … young lurve. Wherever do you suppose Justin Gaston will show up next?

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A new holiday photo has surfaced that shows the entire Cyrus family (sans Billy Ray who was most probably taking the photo) along with underwear model Justin Gaston posing together on Xmas morn. What is most interesting about the pic is that Miley and Justin are wearing the same Hannah Montana t-shirts in the photo … that and the fact that Justin has got a mad case of bed head. I wonder where he slept on Xmas Eve?

Man … I wonder if Miley opened her Xmas package from Justin on Xmas morning or the night before. Yeah, depending on the package, my guess is the night before.

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Miley Cyrus, John Travolta and others came out to the El Capitan Theatre in SoCal yesterday for the Hollywood premiere of their new Disney animated movie Bolt. Here are a few pics from the red carpet arrivals:

Bolt tells the tale of a celeb dog who thinks he has super powers and has to come to grips with the truth that he is just an ordinary dog … blah blah blah … I’m prolly not gonna see it. But I was very surprised to see that Miley‘s “friend” (and 20-year old underwear model) Justin Gaston was not in attendance for the festivities yesterday … especially telling since Billy Ray is now telling the world that Miley and Justin are collaborating on new music together. Here are pics of Justin roaming the streets of SoCal all by his lonesome earlier this week, most prolly missing the Cyrus family:

Billy Ray Cyrus says his 15-year-old daughter Miley and 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston are making sweet music together. “I’ll tell you what – they are great friends, and they make a good team,” he told Usmagazine.com at Monday’s Bolt premiere in L.A. “They write a lot of songs together, and they sing – it’s incredible.” … What advice does he have for his daughter? “Make good choices. Do the best you can do – mostly have fun,” he told Us. “I always tell her that as long as she’s having fun, then it’s working. When it starts being work, then it ain’t working,” he added. “She loves what she’s doing. She has a real passion for making music as an artist. She loves being an actress, and we all feel very fortunate being in the Disney family and getting to do both of our loves.”

I suppose I could make a joke about Jiley making beautiful music together but … meh, I won’t. Tho I’m pretty sure that Miley IS having a lot of fun by hanging out with Justin‘s hawt booty. I hope that Justin wasn’t feeling too left out from being uninvited to the Bolt movie premiere … but, then again, what interest would a 20-year old man have in watching an animated Disney film like this? That’s about as absurd as a 20-year old man being interested in a 15-year old girl. Oh wait.

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When last we saw photos of underwear model and suspected Miley Cyrus boyfriend Justin Gaston, he was partying it up in various states of undress with some male friends of his at a recent houseparty … and before that, he was strutting his stuff on the runway at the Ed Hardy fashion show at LA Fashion Week earlier last week. This weekend, tho, Justin took it down a few notches and accompanied some of the Cyrus family women to Sunday services at the Montrose Church in Montrose, CA yesterday morning … behold:

Curiously, Miley Cyrus opted out of attending church services with Justin and her family members yesterday morning. I understand she was sick. BUT, that didn’t stop JG from tagging along with mama Tish Cyrus, little sister Noah Cyrus and grandma Cyrus anyways. I mean, I guess you gotta give it up to the lad cuz he is workin’ overtime to get in the Cyrus family’s good graces. You know what they say about folks who pray together. While I still find it weird that a 20-year old man would have anything in common with a 15-year old girl (and weirder still that said 20-year old doesn’t have better things to do than hang out with said 15-year old’s mother, little sister and grandmother), it looks like he is gonna keep pluggin’ away until the Cyrus‘s either adopt him or he marries into the fam … of course, when Miley reaches the age of consent.

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Yesterday we saw photos of model Justin Gaston struttin’ his stuff on the runway at the Ed Hardy fashion show held at Smashbox Studios for LA Fashion Week on Wednesday night and we learned that his 15-year old “friend”, Miley Cyrus, came out to show her support. It turns out that Miley positioned herself in the front row so that she could give Justin some good-natured ribbing from the crowd by flicking her tongue at him (her mother Tish Cyrus also got in on the teasing). The New York Post is reporting that in addition to Miley‘s tongue flick (which didn’t seem that scandalous to me), she and Justin were “all over each other” backstage which kind of disturbs me to think about. Here are a couple pics of Miley and her mother teasing Justin as he walked past them on the runway and the report from Page Six:

MILEY Cyrus had better be careful. The precocious 15-year-old Disney star showed up to LA Fashion Week Wednesday to catch her 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, walking in the Christian Audigier show – and eyebrows rose at the pair’s behavior. According to an eyewitness, Gaston and Cyrus – who was there with her mother, Leticia, and her manager – “were all over each other backstage.” The heat extended to the runway where, every time Gaston walked, he would blow a kiss and wink at his teenage girlfriend, who in turn, “licked her lips seductively as he passed her.” The source also overheard a conversation in which Cyrus told a friend that “she was probably staying at Justin’s tonight and that they were going to skip the after-party and have a party of their own.” A rep for Cyrus said, “Miley had a great time at the show, but the whole sleeping-over thing never happened. Miley went home with her mom and manager. Leticia is very strict with her.”

While I question a bit the level of strictness that the Cyrus parents may inflict on their celebrity daughter, I must admit that it makes no sense for her parents to be so blasé about the relationship that has sprung up between a 20-year old man and their 15-year old daughter. I seem to recall how outraged they were when Vanity Fair published that photo of her bare back earlier this year (a photo they approved of when it was shot, I might add) and yet not only have no problem with Miley “befriending” a 20-year old man but publicly endorse their “friendship”. I sincerely hope all this gossy talk is just that … gossy talk. I cannot for the life of me rationalize how a 15-year old girl should be seriously involved with a 20-year old man. To me, it just seems so wrong.

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Last week it was revealed that Miley Cyrus and underwear model Justin Gaston were hookin’-up (tho Miley insists the pair are “just friends”) … and it looks like whatever it is that they’re doing together is still happening. Here are new pics of Miley and Justin (Mistin? Jiley?) out together for a night on the town at Universal Studios CityWalk with mama Tish Cyrus acting as chaperone:

Just friends my booty but … whatevs. He’s an ubercutie, I don’t blame Miss Cyrus one bit for wanting to hang out with this cutiepie. Incidentally, as an update to THIS post on Miley‘s alleged desire to end her run on the Disney series Hannah Montana, Cyrus herself tells People magazine that she is “fully committed to Hannah Montana” … uh huh:

Hannah Montana fans can release a collective sigh of relief: Despite reports of an early exit, teen superstar Miley Cyrus says she isn’t retiring her blonde wig anytime soon. “I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people,” Cyrus tells PEOPLE, adding, “I couldn’t do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way.” … A Disney Channel rep calls talk of on-set squabbles “just gossip,” while a source close to Miley Cyrus says: “It’s a lot of craziness. Miley is really devoted to the show and she’s really upset by the gossip,” continues the source. “Miley is never late to work. Every minute of her day is planned out. When she’s not shooting the movie or the series, she’s recording the [Hannah Montana] soundtrack. She has a lot invested in Hannah Montana. It’s not going away any time soon.” On set “they’re like a big family,” says the source. “Emily and Miley are like sisters. Occasionally they have disagreements but they make up and they never let it effect their work.”

Well of course Disney is gonna make sure that they paint a perfect picture regarding their relationship with Miley Cyrus. I kinda don’t believe this kumbaya lovefest that they’re trying to peddle but … I guess we’ll see. Why is it that Miley Cyrus tends to draw the biggest attention over the most non-issues in Hollywood? First it was that Vanity Fair thing and now this … man, it really looks like she’s gonna have a very long career in Tinsel Town.

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