Kevin Federline’s girlfriend may soon be sporting a baby bump to match the former rapper’s buzzed about Buddha belly. Pro-volleyball Victoria Prince is reportedly several weeks pregnant with what will be Federline’s fifth child, The National Enquirer has learned. Last summer, Victoria quit working to accompany Kevin around the globe. After one pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, the athlete begin to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September. Kevin — who will be whipping himself into shape on the new season of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club – already has four children; daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with ex Shar Jackson and sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, with Britney; and was less than pleased with the idea of doing diaper duty with yet a third “baby mama.” A source says: “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.” What’s not to be happy about? Another Federline baby means a bigger alimony check from Britney. Focus, Kevin!

Ye gods … I know I’ve joked before about K-Fed lookin’ like he’s rockin’ a baby bump but this is no laughing matter — this is serious biz. I cannot FOR THE LIFE OF ME imagine a scenario where the world would need another Federline but … our deepest, darkest fears may be realized. I am hoping beyond hope that the National Enquirer is wrong about this report … please gods, don’t let this be true. I’m horrified and speechless at the prospect … why, gods, why?

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Doughy Kevin Federline looked a few pounds lighter than usual, as he took sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to the Pierce College pumpkin patch in Woodland Hills, California on Thursday. The former Mr. Britney Spears, who is slated to appear on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, watched as his boys rode a mini-train and jumped on mountain stacks of hay, claiming they are the “Kings of the world” (If they only knew how right they are). A few of K-Fed’s chunky Celebrity Fit Club colleagues on the upcoming season of the popular VH1 show include Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert and the other mother of Federline’s other two kids, Shar Jackson.

Sooooo cute! Now, because of all of this cuteness, I’ll try to not notice that Federline chose not to include his 2 other children with babymama Shar Jackson in this fun outing and instead focus on how cute Sean P. and JJ look in these pics. I’m sure it’s difficult for K-Fed’s other children to see him having so much fun with his more famous children but, well, what do you expect from a person like Kevin Federline? It really looks like the boys had a lot of fun together yesterday … and that is all that really matters :)

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The only thing grosser than the sight of a man wearing socks and mandals is the thought of K-Fat getting paid by VH1 to try and lose weight. I suppose The Federline should be commended on some level for actually getting a job but I can’t really stomach the idea that he will be getting face (and body time) on national television again. While we got good news that Britney Spears’s 50/50 custodial rights to her sons has been extended until the end of the year, we also learned that K-Fed will continue to bleed his famous and rich ex-wife of child support payments … which means that we’ll be seeing a lot more trips like this to the grocery store. Ugh … so gross.

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Looks like Kevin Federline is tired of all the K-Overfed jokes — because TMZ has learned he officially signed on to do the next season of “Celebrity Fit Club.” Federleezy has packed on the pounds of late … but he’s on a mission to reduce the rolls. Earlier today, a TMZ employee watched Britney’s ex saunter onto the Simi Valley, CA set of the VH1 weight-loss reality show. As TMZ first reported, Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert and Kevin’s other baby-mama Shar Jackson will also join him in trimming the fat.

There was much speculation that K-Fat was packing on the pounds so that he could score his own reality TV series to chronicle his weight loss but I guess he’s just not a big enough celeb (as it were) to warrant his own show. Now he’ll be competing against nobodies more famous than he is (ie. Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert) and his very own first babymama Shar Jackson to shed away all that extra weight. This is just … sad.

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Ye gods … that’s a big man. You know, we recently learned that Rob Zombie is planning to remake the 1950’s horror film The Blob but he is looking for a more realistically scary blob creature to use in his version of the film … Yeah, I think he need look no further. Yikes!!

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You know the kids had a great time at the zoo so I cannot fault their father wanting to share the day with them. I just think it would be nice if he actually worked a profession (other than rap music, mind you) in order to support his children rather than live on the money he siphons from his very rich ex-wife. I just hope, in the long run, that Federline turns out to be a good role model for his sons. I honestly don’t believe he is much of a role model to his other children (with Shar Jackson) but one hopes that he will be a better one for his young sons. Going on trips to the zoo is fun and all but one hopes the kids get more than that in the long run.

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You can’t tell because of the cropping but Vicky P. is carrying a bag of food in addition to the bag that K-Fed is carrying … I find it hard to believe that he’s gonna share but, you know, whatevs. It’s amazing how well two people can eat when neither of them work … ain’t that just the dickens?

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In Vicky P’s defense, I should clarify that she wasn’t really waddling herself but she did have to slow her roll so that K-Fat could keep up with her. On second thought, VP doesn’t really deserve defense … she made her bed with The Federline and now she’s got to lie in it … that is, if she can still fit on it. While Brit Brit was taking her boys to Broadway last night, I believe these two were lookin’ for a place to eat a couple of nice dinners … and a glass of water for Vicky. Blech. These moochy twins just irk me to death.

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In K-Fed’s defense, his overall appearance is not aided by his choice of clothing but, then again, perhaps these large separates are the only things that will fit him these days. I’m still having a devil of a time understanding what it is, exactly, that Vicky P. sees in this guy. Could she be attracted to their mutual love of sports (ie. bowling and golf)? Yeah, that must be it.

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Kevin Federline has been living a relatively low-key life since splitting from Britney Spears — but the onetime rapper and backup dancer may be stepping back into the spotlight with a new reality show, a source tells PEOPLE. Federline, 31, was spotted at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas Thursday where he’s in town to film scenes for the show’s pilot, a source says. The possible program, which has not been officially picked up, will focus on showcasing Federline’s life as a father of four. He has two sons with Spears — Jayden, 2 1/2, and Preston, 4 — as well as two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson. “He has been through a lot over the years, but handled himself very well. He’s learned how to balance being a super single dad and the chaotic life of business, fame and fortune,” says a source. “He strives to be a good father.”

I hear that The Federline and his 15-person entourage were filmed by the VH1 cameras all night long as they put away bottle after bottle of Grey Goose vodka. At one point, Kevin jumped on stage with the Sin City Sinners in order to hype-up the crowd, bragging all the while that he was shitfaced. I also hear that altho K-Fed’s crew were comped their bottles of booze, they left NO TIP at all for the cocktail waitresses that had to deal with their drunken bullshizz. The partying went on until 3AM when K-Fed and his crew sneaked out the back door and made their way to the Paradise Tower Mega Suite for the rest of their night/morning. It’s amazing that with all that money is he stealing from his ex-wife Britney Spears, he couldn’t even be bothered to leave a tip for the hard working staff at the Hard Rock Hotel. He just sucks. Period.

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