Horror of Horrors!!!! There is a new report going around today that alleges that Victoria Prince has gotten herself pregs with the spawn of Kevin Federline! Now, before we lose our heads (and let’s be honest here, I’m almost there), let me clarify that the inital report comes from The National Enquirer which doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to reporting true stories … but they do tend to get some things very right, which is where the terrifying concern comes in. If true, Vicky P. will be the third woman to give birth to a Federline child … his fifth overall! Yikes!!!

Kevin Federline’s girlfriend may soon be sporting a baby bump to match the former rapper’s buzzed about Buddha belly. Pro-volleyball Victoria Prince is reportedly several weeks pregnant with what will be Federline’s fifth child, The National Enquirer has learned. Last summer, Victoria quit working to accompany Kevin around the globe. After one pregnancy false alarm earlier this year, the athlete begin to suspect that she was pregnant after the couple spent two weeks in Las Vegas in late September. Kevin — who will be whipping himself into shape on the new season of VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club – already has four children; daughter Kori, 7, and son Kaleb, 5, with ex Shar Jackson and sons Sean, 4, and Jayden, 3, with Britney; and was less than pleased with the idea of doing diaper duty with yet a third “baby mama.” A source says: “The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn’t seem happy to hear the news.” What’s not to be happy about? Another Federline baby means a bigger alimony check from Britney. Focus, Kevin!

Ye gods … I know I’ve joked before about K-Fed lookin’ like he’s rockin’ a baby bump but this is no laughing matter — this is serious biz. I cannot FOR THE LIFE OF ME imagine a scenario where the world would need another Federline but … our deepest, darkest fears may be realized. I am hoping beyond hope that the National Enquirer is wrong about this report … please gods, don’t let this be true. I’m horrified and speechless at the prospect … why, gods, why?

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Here are a few TO DIE FOR cute photos of Sean Preston and Jayden James, the only begotten sons of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, enjoying at day at the pumpkin patch yesterday in the company of their father (who, we noted earlier, has been losing weight due to his affiliation with the competitive reality TV series Celebrity Fit Club). I’m not sure y’all are ready for all this cuteness but here it is anyways:

Doughy Kevin Federline looked a few pounds lighter than usual, as he took sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to the Pierce College pumpkin patch in Woodland Hills, California on Thursday. The former Mr. Britney Spears, who is slated to appear on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club, watched as his boys rode a mini-train and jumped on mountain stacks of hay, claiming they are the “Kings of the world” (If they only knew how right they are). A few of K-Fed’s chunky Celebrity Fit Club colleagues on the upcoming season of the popular VH1 show include Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert and the other mother of Federline’s other two kids, Shar Jackson.

Sooooo cute! Now, because of all of this cuteness, I’ll try to not notice that Federline chose not to include his 2 other children with babymama Shar Jackson in this fun outing and instead focus on how cute Sean P. and JJ look in these pics. I’m sure it’s difficult for K-Fed’s other children to see him having so much fun with his more famous children but, well, what do you expect from a person like Kevin Federline? It really looks like the boys had a lot of fun together yesterday … and that is all that really matters :)

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Earlier this week we learned that Kevin Federline, who has been growing to exponential size in the past few months, has signed on to appear on VH1’s competitive reality TV series Celebrity Fit Club were Z-List actors go to try and lose weight while trying to gain fame. Today we learn that K-Fat isn’t really doing much outside of the show to help bring his weight back down to planet Earth as he and his ladyfriend Victoria Prince were spotted picking up a few supplies at their local grocery store:

The only thing grosser than the sight of a man wearing socks and mandals is the thought of K-Fat getting paid by VH1 to try and lose weight. I suppose The Federline should be commended on some level for actually getting a job but I can’t really stomach the idea that he will be getting face (and body time) on national television again. While we got good news that Britney Spears’s 50/50 custodial rights to her sons has been extended until the end of the year, we also learned that K-Fed will continue to bleed his famous and rich ex-wife of child support payments … which means that we’ll be seeing a lot more trips like this to the grocery store. Ugh … so gross.

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The show where Z-listers go to lose weight before they finally disappear into obscurity has managed to finagle Kevin K-Fat Federline into appearing on their show … at least, according to TMZ. The Federline was seen walking waddling onto the VH1 set of the show which pretty much seals the deal that he will be appearing on the show. Wow … just when you thought things couldn’t get any more pathetic for the sad sap he goes and hits all all-time new low:

Looks like Kevin Federline is tired of all the K-Overfed jokes — because TMZ has learned he officially signed on to do the next season of “Celebrity Fit Club.” Federleezy has packed on the pounds of late … but he’s on a mission to reduce the rolls. Earlier today, a TMZ employee watched Britney’s ex saunter onto the Simi Valley, CA set of the VH1 weight-loss reality show. As TMZ first reported, Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert and Kevin’s other baby-mama Shar Jackson will also join him in trimming the fat.

There was much speculation that K-Fat was packing on the pounds so that he could score his own reality TV series to chronicle his weight loss but I guess he’s just not a big enough celeb (as it were) to warrant his own show. Now he’ll be competing against nobodies more famous than he is (ie. Bobby Brown, Nicole Eggert) and his very own first babymama Shar Jackson to shed away all that extra weight. This is just … sad.

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Holy crap, y’all. Earlier today we saw photos of the Spears ladies enjoying the sun in Miami, FL and I noted that Britney Spears’s boys weren’t around … it turns out that Sean Preston and Jayden James were in the care of their father Kevin Federline and his ladyfriend Victoria Prince who have also mooched their way to Miami as well. Blah … I’m not sure you’re ready for this but … here are pics of a shirtless K-Fat with his sons and chick by a pool of their own:

Ye gods … that’s a big man. You know, we recently learned that Rob Zombie is planning to remake the 1950’s horror film The Blob but he is looking for a more realistically scary blob creature to use in his version of the film … Yeah, I think he need look no further. Yikes!!

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In recent weeks we’ve seen photos of Kevin Federline, ex-husband of Britney Spears and father of her two children, expanding to maximum density right before our eyes … but today we get to see him doing something very sweet for his children which proves, I suppose, that K-Fed does more than just eat these days. Here are pics of The Federline, his ladyfriend Victoria Prince and his sons Sean Preston and Jayden James (with nanny in tow) enjoying a day at the Central Park Zoo here in NYC this week:

You know the kids had a great time at the zoo so I cannot fault their father wanting to share the day with them. I just think it would be nice if he actually worked a profession (other than rap music, mind you) in order to support his children rather than live on the money he siphons from his very rich ex-wife. I just hope, in the long run, that Federline turns out to be a good role model for his sons. I honestly don’t believe he is much of a role model to his other children (with Shar Jackson) but one hopes that he will be a better one for his young sons. Going on trips to the zoo is fun and all but one hopes the kids get more than that in the long run.

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Because Britney Spears is still in NYC, NY performing sold out shows at Madison Square Garden on her tour The Circus starring Britney Spears, that means that her moochy ex-husband and father of her children Kevin Federline and his ladyfriend Victoria Prince are in town as well. Here are pics of the happy couple making a fast-food “run” for some grub yesterday:

You can’t tell because of the cropping but Vicky P. is carrying a bag of food in addition to the bag that K-Fed is carrying … I find it hard to believe that he’s gonna share but, you know, whatevs. It’s amazing how well two people can eat when neither of them work … ain’t that just the dickens?

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