Madonna bundled up her kiddies for their weekly sojourn to the Kabbalah Centre in NYC this weekend and she ended up getting her Jesus on too … Jesus Luz, that is, who was spotted escorting Maddy’s eldest child (and only daughter) Lourdes Maria on their way out of their place of worship. Later on in the evening, Maddy left the kids at home and stepped out with her manager Guy Oseary and Jesus to attend the Lady GaGa concert at Terminal 5 in NYC … here are a few pics:

It is plainly obvs that Jesus has fully ingrained himself into Madonna’s very small inner circle. If you are allowed to hang out with her children, you’re in like Flynn. It’s nice that Maddy was able to spend some downtime chillin’ with her family this weekend as her adoption case goes before the Malawian Supreme Court tomorrow. She is not required to be there but I wouldn’t be surprised if she ended up going anyway. I imagine she is very stressed but I’m still hoping for the best for her. Fingers crossed.

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Madonna and her much younger beau Jesus Luz made their way to the Kabbalah Centre in NYC for services — again — but, as per usual, made their entrances and exits separately … behold:

She wore black, he wore white … she dressed in work-out attire, he dressed in slick sportswear — they are perfect for one another. It’s interesting that she looks more bedraggled than he does … but at least she’s up and walking around (especially after her scary horse-riding accident last weekend). Glad to see that things appear to be going along swimmingly for Madonna & Child. Can you believe that these two are still going strong?

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Earlier today we learned that Madonna suffered an accident in the Hamptons, NY after she fell off a horse she was riding there last evening but earlier in the day, she and her family (including her newly returned toyboy Jesus Luz) were having a grand ol’ time together getting their church on at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC. Here are a few photos of Madonna and her entire brood — including original babydaddy Carlos Leon, daughter Lourdes Maria, eldest son Rocco John, youngest child David Banda and eldest child friend Jesus Luz — making their grand exit from the Centre yesterday morning:

Passers-by outside New York’s Kabbalah centre must have performed a double-take when Madonna and her entourage turned up yesterday. For the Material Girl not only brought her on/off toyboy Jesus Luz, but her ex Carlos Leon also came along. Fueling rumours that the 50-year-old is back with the Brazilian model, 22, the Queen of pop left the centre with Luz and her three children in tow. Leon, is of course, father to Madonna’s eldest child, Lourdes, 12. Also in attendance was her adopted son, David Banda, and Rocco – but his father, Guy Ritchie, was noticeably absent. It’s the second time Madonna has been spotted with Luz since she announced on Twitter that the pair had split. The singer split from the model, who 28 years her junior, days before flying to Malawi in a failed attempt to adopt the three-year-old child Mercy James. It was reported at the time that Madonna had been told there was disquiet in the country about her lifestyle. But since her request to take Mercy James back to New York was refused, it appears Madonna has rekindled her romance with her ex. She is currently appealing after her bid to adopt orphaned Mercy was rejected by the Malawian courts.

Talk about an entourage … that’s quite a happy family she’s got there. It’s a shame their happy togetherness had to be marred by her accident last evening but at least we know that her day started out much better than it ended. It appears that Jesus Luz is back in full swing as Maddy’s companion and, barring interference from Immigration, will likely be spending a lot of time together. I suspect Chuy is currently keeping vigil by Madonna’s bedside in the hospital like a good little toyboy should. Again, I do hope that Madonna suffered no serious injuries and that she will be back on her feet very soon.

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Last year, Madonna and then “happily” married husband Guy Ritchie dressed up and celebrated the Jewish Festival of Purim together … as you may recall, Maddy dressed up as French chanteuse Edith Piaf and Guy dressed as European comic book character Asterix. This year, Purim came a bit earlier and Madonna chose NOT to spend it in the company of her soon-to-be ex-husband but with her new 22 year old toyboy Jesus Luz. Madge dressed this year as her eldest daughter Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon while Jesus dressed as The Joker:

When Madonna decided to dress up as a schoolgirl for a fancy dress party in New York, she didn’t have to look far for inspiration. The 50-year-old simply let herself loose in her teenage daughter Lourdes’ wardrobe. She borrowed a waistcoat and tie, striped hosiery, a smiley face ring and pair of Converse sneakers from the 13-year-old, who has been seen wearing the items on separate occasions in recent times. The singer completed the look with a black wig, racy fishnet tights and a short skirt to mark the Jewish celebration of Purim at the Kabbalah Centre. Her boyfriend Jesus Luz, 22, joined in the festivities wearing a Joker costume, complete with full face make-up and a striking purple pinstripe suit and green waistcoat. He was seen emerging from the venue with Jessica Seinfeld, wife of comedian Jerry Seinfeld. The 37-year-old was dressed as a Persian princess and entered the Kabbalah centre hand-in-hand with Luz as the pair apparently pretended to be a couple. Madonna was celebrating Purim, which commemorates the deliverance of the Jewish people of the ancient Persian Empire from nobleman Haman’s plot to annihilate them, as recorded in the Biblical Book of Esther.

See, I would rather see Madonna’s costume choice NOT as the first signs of a burgeoning mid-life crisis but rather as a cheeky nod to her daughter’s bold fashion sense. I think it’s a really cute idea. And BOY what a difference a year makes … around this time 12 months ago we were fairly sure that things were still on the up and up in Maddy and Guy’s marriage. While I may still have no idea exactly what the Jewish Festival of Purim is all about (and trust me, my Jewish boyfriend is NO help at all) I have to admit that it looks like a good time. In my limited experience with Jewish celebration, I’ve come to discover that Jewish religious celebrations tend to be less formal and more jovial … very unlike the staunch Christian “celebrations” that I endured in my youth. The Jews know how to have fun, which is why they are ace in my book. Happy Purim, y’all!!

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New photos have surfaced of Madonna accompanying her children — Lourdes, Rocco and David Banda — along with her much, much younger paramour Jesus Luz to the Kabbalah Centre in NYC this weekend tryin’ to look the happy family. Clearly, Madonna’s youngest son, David Banda, does not approve:

After the jump, check out a few photos of Madonna and her gaggle of kiddies (Jesus included) as they made their way into Kabbalah Sabbath services yesterday in NYC …

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It would seem that Madonna has been able to do the impossible. With just her wiles and influence, she appears to have gotten Jesus (a staunch Christian, natch) to convert to the mystical sect of Judaism known as Kabbalah. I bet his heavenly father is gonna be pissed. Here are a few photos of Madonna, with her son David Banda in tow, making her arrival at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC yesterday afternoon and of Brazilian model (and rumored boytoy) Jesus Luz doing the same … but separately — to throw us off their plan:

Model Jesus Luz added fuel to the rumours of a relationship with Madonna, when he accompanied the singer and her adopted son David Banda to a Kabbalah meeting yesterday. The couple arrived and left the centre separately, no doubt in a bid to hide their budding romance. A dinner à deux, just a few days ago, left us little convinced by their efforts though. And if images from a photo shoot in December for hip US magazine W are anything to go by, the pair are already on very friendly terms. That’s more than can be said for Madonna and her estranged husband Guy Ritchie, who are said to be at loggerheads over where their sons are to be raised. The Lock Stock director has been championing a British education, while Madonna, 50, claims it was part of their divorce settlement for the boys to be based in New York with her. It emerged yesterday that they have already been enrolled in schools stateside. Meanwhile Guy is said to be concerned over Madonna’s near-naked poses with her new boyfriend, Brazilian model Jesus Luz, in America’s W magazine. “Guy is concerned the kids will get teased and he thinks it’s tasteless that she’s flaunting herself with another man all over a magazine,” the source adds.

HMMM. First Maddy introduces Jesus to her children, then she indoctrinates him to her religion … it sounds serious, y’all. I’m not really sure why Madonna & Child are putting on a show by arriving at the Kabbalah Centre separately, as if they each decided independent of one another to go to a Kabbalah meeting. They might as well share cab fare, they ain’t foolin’ anyone. At 22, Jesus appears to be a very impressionable young man … being allowed to “hang out” with (or in?) Madonna is prolly a very heady experience. He is, most likely, in a position to be molded by her in any way she desires, according to any whim she may entertain. I suspect that as long as Madonna is interested, we’ll be seeing poor little Jesus Luz following her around like an enamored puppy begging for attention. Lord have mercy!

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It doesn’t look like Madonna is going to let a little ol’ thing like divorce come between her family’s need to be together to get their church on. Maddy and her kiddies (Lola, Rocco and David Banda) hooked-up with daddy Guy Ritchie at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC yesterday and everyone was all smiles … check it out:

Maddy and the children have been in NYC a lot lately, which is normal since that is where I understand she plans to life full-time once her divorce from Guy is totally and completely signed, sealed and delivered. Guy, too, has been in NYC for the past week or so since the movie he’s directing, Sherlock Holmes, is currently in production in Brooklyn, NY. It’s really great to see that the Ciccone-Ritchie clan can keep it together even tho they are legally separating. It looks a lot like Madonna and Guy plan to remain good friends even after the divorce is a done deal … which bodes well for their children. I guess it’s true what they say about the family that Kabbalahs together.

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