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Here are a few photos of Fergie Ferg‘s new hubby Josh Duhamel gettin’ his hands dirty with a real life handyman as the pair tried to figure out a problem on the roof of the newlyweds’ home. For some reason, Josh seems to think that he is qualified to diagnose roofing problems and therefore found it necessary to climb up on the roof like a real pro:

Seriously, all this desperate househusband stuff from Josh is really adorable. Personally, I’m lookin’ forward to the day when Josh thinks he knows anything about plumbing just in the hopes that we might get to see some plumber’s crack from the lad. Yeah, it sounds gross but you know you wanna see it, too ;) As much as I kinda am still miffed that Fergie‘s got him, ball and chain and all, I really do love the married Josh Duhamel. Watching him take all these new husband chores is kinda fun. I can’t wait to see what he’ll be doing next.

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Yesterday we saw a couple photos of newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel loungin’ and enjoying one another’s company as they vacayed in Cancun, Mexico where they jetted off to for Valentine’s Day weekend and today we see photos that show that the fun never stops. Here is a pic of Jergie Jerg with friends as they ventured out for a fun sailing trip on the high seas … and a couple of shirtless photos of Josh thrown in for good measure:

The water looks so ridiculously blue … it looks so beautiful … as does Josh, might I add ;) I’m sure the couple had themselves a very nice time this past weekend but, alas, the holiday is already over as Jergie Jerg were spotted making their arrival back in LA last night. Ah well. With the way these two like to travel, I’m sure they’ll be jetting off for new destinations soon! As long as Josh Duhamel leaves his shirts at home, I’m all for it.

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Last weekend we saw photos of newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel making their way thru LAX Airport here in SoCal bound for a romantic destination where they would be spending Valentine’s Day together. I surmised that the couple were most likely heading off to Mexico for a quick trip and it turns out that I was right … Jergie Jerg showed up on the beaches of Cancun, Mexico enjoying the sun, surf and the lurve of one another … behold:

HMMM … it looks like the honeymoon ain’t over for these two lovebirds. Married only a month and just returned from their exotic honeymoon getaway, the couple have already embarked on another romantic trip together. Couldn’t you just puke on your shoes from all the cuteness? From the looks of that second photo, it appears that the couple are really enjoying one another’s company. My guess is a a Happy VD was enjoyed by all.

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Newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel are on the move again as they have decided not to spend the Valentine’s Day weekend in SoCal and were spotted making their arrival at LAX Airport yesterday afternoon. My guess is that the couple decided to get the hell away from the cold here in SoCal (temps fell into the low 40s last night) and make their way to warmer climes:

As you may recall, Jergie Jerg jetted off to the Maldives and then the Caribbean to celebrate their honeymoon early last month … so I’m pretty sure they won’t be going back there anytime soon. For a quick trip like this, I bet the couple made their way South of the border to get their VD freak-on in Mexico. Blah. Wherever they go, I’m sure they’ll be enjoying the sex … which is a very good thing for Fergie, I’m not so sure that the deal is quite as nice for Josh but … there you have it. Here’s hoping the pair show up scantily dressed on a beach somewhere very soon … wouldn’t it be amazing if Josh were snapped wearing a little Speedo a la Paul Rudd?

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Josh Duhamel has only been married to Fergie Ferg for a little over a month now and has returned home from his honeymoon a little over 2 weeks ago but he has already started settling into domesticity. As a new husband, Josh now has a bunch of new responsibilities to take on as man of the house … which basically means that he has to do all the crappy work that Fergie can’t be bothered enough to take care of herself. Here are a couple pics of Josh doing some manual house labor outside his LA area home yesterday afternoon:

See, with photos like this … I cannot complain ONE BIT about all the new manual labor that Josh has to take care of now that he’s married. I mean … yeah, those jeans fit him very, very well … wouldn’t you agree? I think I like the “going” better :) Damn, Fergie is one lucky beyotch … it’s kinda hard to not want to hate her.

In addition to carting around heavy pieces of … whatever the hell he’s carting around, Josh‘s new duties also include carrying around the couple’s tiny dog — who, apparently, doesn’t like to walk on its own four feet:

OMG … so cute. Josh looks adorable with that little pooch … can you imagine what he would look like if the couple decided to have a baby? UGH. So cute … and so much more reason to hate Fergilicious. I gotta say … I really like seeing Josh Duhamel as a domesticated handyman type … if he slips on a tool belt — OY! I don’t know what I would do.

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Newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel have only been married for a few weeks now but the couple are already to share the intimate deets from their wedding day (and night) with the public. The March issue of Elle magazine promises insider, personal photos from Jergie Jerg‘s wedding … including a couple pretty intimate photos that may surprise you. First up, here are a couple of lovely photos of Fergie and Josh from just before and just after the actual wedding itself:

Whether you believe in the power of the unconscious to will your fate ever closer, or, like most of us, you simply long for a good fairy tale and a storybook ending, you can’t deny the kismet connection of this dreamboat and his dream girl, who lived through some starker realities before finding each other in 2004. They got hitched January 10 in Malibu, and much was traditional: The ceremony was Catholic; the bride, groom, and wedding party wore Dolce & Gabbana (she donned the label twice: first, her gown, and then a shorter version for the reception); the groomsmen were Duhamel’s high school friends from North Dakota. And much, as could be expected, wasn’t… CHECK OUT THE MARCH ISSUE OF ELLE FOR THE FULL STORY ON FERGIE AND JOSH DUHAMEL’S WEDDING

Aww … ain’t these photos purdy? Yeah, well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. After the jump, check out a couple other photos of a fairly intimate nature that were taken IN the couple’s marriage bed — trust me, you prolly don’t want to miss the photo of Fergie undressing Josh …

Earlier this week we saw photos of Josh Duhamel jetting off and away from his new bride Fergie Ferg mere moments after the couple returned from their honeymoon overseas. While I thought it was interesting (telling?) that he could be torn away from his wife so soon after marrying her, I suppose my interest was not a big deal after all. The couple have already been reunited here in SoCal and were seen enjoying a little hike together yesterday:

Now, I love me some Joshie … but is the ‘do rag really necessary? I mean, really? Unless that thing on his head was a wedding gift from Eminem, I don’t think he really needs to wear such a thing … ever. Fergie, bless her heart, is lookin’ a right mess. While I don’t necessarily think she needs to put on her face just to do a work-out, the least she could do is keep in mind that the folks she might run into in public could use a little consideration. At least the happy newlyweds are together again … and they sure do look happy, don’t they?!

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A tanned and sexy Josh Duhamel returned from his Maldivian/Caribbean honeymoon with new wife Fergie Ferg this past Monday but has already bid his ball and chain wifey adieu as he was seen, with bags in hand, at LAX Airport yesterday leaving town … alone:

I’m sure these photos are NOT cause for concern … as big name Hollywood celebs, both Josh and Fergie may need to jet off to far flung destinations at a moment’s notice and one’s spouse may not always be available to accompany. Tho, it’s worth recalling that Josh was snapped enjoying a bit of alonetime on the gold course while he was still on his honeymoon with Fergie so … yeah. While I doubt that the constraints of married life have caused Josh to flee so soon after returning from his honeymoon, something tells me that the sly smirk on his face is a bit telling. Have a great trip, Josh! And don’t forget to call the wife every 14.5 seconds :)

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Newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel returned home from their extended honeymoon over the weekend and burst forth from the LAX Airport elevator lookin’ tanned, relaxed and in a hurry to jump into the back of their waiting limousine. It looks like the honeymoon is officially over, y’all:

It looks like Josh got more sun than Fergie did … he prolly got nice and baked on that golf excursion we saw photos from last week. For the most part, the couple remained relatively low profile for the duration of their honeymoon in the Maldives and Bahamas. I suspect the couple had themselves a very nice time together … but now they’ve returned, home from paradise and back in the thick of celebritydom. Wherever will they show up next?

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Here are a few photos of the newly married Josh Duhamel playing a bit of golf in the Caribbean where he and new wife Fergie Ferg are currently enjoying their extended honeymoon together … tho it appears that Ferg is not a golf fan cuz she was nowhere to be seen:

Some couples rarely leave the honeymoon suite when they are newly wed … that appears not to be the case for Josh and Fergie (should we call them Jergie Jerg?). HMMM. Mebbe it’s just a matter where Josh prefers to play with himself rather than with his new wife? I’m just sayin’ ;)

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