Fergie & Josh Duhamel Depart For A VD Getaway

The newlyweds on the move
Saturday, February 14th, 2009

Newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel are on the move again as they have decided not to spend the Valentine’s Day weekend in SoCal and were spotted making their arrival at LAX Airport yesterday afternoon. My guess is that the couple decided to get the hell away from the cold here in SoCal (temps fell into the low 40s last night) and make their way to warmer climes:


As you may recall, Jergie Jerg jetted off to the Maldives and then the Caribbean to celebrate their honeymoon early last month … so I’m pretty sure they won’t be going back there anytime soon. For a quick trip like this, I bet the couple made their way South of the border to get their VD freak-on in Mexico. Blah. Wherever they go, I’m sure they’ll be enjoying the sex … which is a very good thing for Fergie, I’m not so sure that the deal is quite as nice for Josh but … there you have it. Here’s hoping the pair show up scantily dressed on a beach somewhere very soon … wouldn’t it be amazing if Josh were snapped wearing a little Speedo a la Paul Rudd?

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Josh Duhamel Settles Into Married Domesticity

Desperate househusband?
Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Josh Duhamel has only been married to Fergie Ferg for a little over a month now and has returned home from his honeymoon a little over 2 weeks ago but he has already started settling into domesticity. As a new husband, Josh now has a bunch of new responsibilities to take on as man of the house … which basically means that he has to do all the crappy work that Fergie can’t be bothered enough to take care of herself. Here are a couple pics of Josh doing some manual house labor outside his LA area home yesterday afternoon:


See, with photos like this … I cannot complain ONE BIT about all the new manual labor that Josh has to take care of now that he’s married. I mean … yeah, those jeans fit him very, very well … wouldn’t you agree? I think I like the “going” better :) Damn, Fergie is one lucky beyotch … it’s kinda hard to not want to hate her.

In addition to carting around heavy pieces of … whatever the hell he’s carting around, Josh’s new duties also include carrying around the couple’s tiny dog — who, apparently, doesn’t like to walk on its own four feet:


OMG … so cute. Josh looks adorable with that little pooch … can you imagine what he would look like if the couple decided to have a baby? UGH. So cute … and so much more reason to hate Fergilicious. I gotta say … I really like seeing Josh Duhamel as a domesticated handyman type … if he slips on a tool belt — OY! I don’t know what I would do.

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Fergie & Josh Duhamel Share Intimate Wedding Photos With The World

From the dressing room to the marriage bed
Friday, February 6th, 2009

Newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel have only been married for a few weeks now but the couple are already to share the intimate deets from their wedding day (and night) with the public. The March issue of Elle magazine promises insider, personal photos from Jergie Jerg’s wedding … including a couple pretty intimate photos that may surprise you. First up, here are a couple of lovely photos of Fergie and Josh from just before and just after the actual wedding itself:


Whether you believe in the power of the unconscious to will your fate ever closer, or, like most of us, you simply long for a good fairy tale and a storybook ending, you can’t deny the kismet connection of this dreamboat and his dream girl, who lived through some starker realities before finding each other in 2004. They got hitched January 10 in Malibu, and much was traditional: The ceremony was Catholic; the bride, groom, and wedding party wore Dolce & Gabbana (she donned the label twice: first, her gown, and then a shorter version for the reception); the groomsmen were Duhamel’s high school friends from North Dakota. And much, as could be expected, wasn’t… CHECK OUT THE MARCH ISSUE OF ELLE FOR THE FULL STORY ON FERGIE AND JOSH DUHAMEL’S WEDDING

Aww … ain’t these photos purdy? Yeah, well you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. After the jump, check out a couple other photos of a fairly intimate nature that were taken IN the couple’s marriage bed — trust me, you prolly don’t want to miss the photo of Fergie undressing Josh

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Newlyweds Josh Duhamel & Fergie Ferg Reunited

Get yer 'le freak' on
Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Earlier this week we saw photos of Josh Duhamel jetting off and away from his new bride Fergie Ferg mere moments after the couple returned from their honeymoon overseas. While I thought it was interesting (telling?) that he could be torn away from his wife so soon after marrying her, I suppose my interest was not a big deal after all. The couple have already been reunited here in SoCal and were seen enjoying a little hike together yesterday:


Now, I love me some Joshie … but is the ‘do rag really necessary? I mean, really? Unless that thing on his head was a wedding gift from Eminem, I don’t think he really needs to wear such a thing … ever. Fergie, bless her heart, is lookin’ a right mess. While I don’t necessarily think she needs to put on her face just to do a work-out, the least she could do is keep in mind that the folks she might run into in public could use a little consideration. At least the happy newlyweds are together again … and they sure do look happy, don’t they?!

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Newlywed Josh Duhamel Leaves His Blushing Bride

The honeymoon is really over
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

A tanned and sexy Josh Duhamel returned from his Maldivian/Caribbean honeymoon with new wife Fergie Ferg this past Monday but has already bid his ball and chain wifey adieu as he was seen, with bags in hand, at LAX Airport yesterday leaving town … alone:


I’m sure these photos are NOT cause for concern … as big name Hollywood celebs, both Josh and Fergie may need to jet off to far flung destinations at a moment’s notice and one’s spouse may not always be available to accompany. Tho, it’s worth recalling that Josh was snapped enjoying a bit of alonetime on the gold course while he was still on his honeymoon with Fergie so … yeah. While I doubt that the constraints of married life have caused Josh to flee so soon after returning from his honeymoon, something tells me that the sly smirk on his face is a bit telling. Have a great trip, Josh! And don’t forget to call the wife every 14.5 seconds :)

[Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin]

Fergie Ferg & Josh Duhamel Return Home From Their Honeymoon

Looks like someone got a tan
Monday, January 26th, 2009

Newlyweds Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel returned home from their extended honeymoon over the weekend and burst forth from the LAX Airport elevator lookin’ tanned, relaxed and in a hurry to jump into the back of their waiting limousine. It looks like the honeymoon is officially over, y’all:


It looks like Josh got more sun than Fergie did … he prolly got nice and baked on that golf excursion we saw photos from last week. For the most part, the couple remained relatively low profile for the duration of their honeymoon in the Maldives and Bahamas. I suspect the couple had themselves a very nice time together … but now they’ve returned, home from paradise and back in the thick of celebritydom. Wherever will they show up next?

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Josh Duhamel Enjoys His Honeymoon Sans Fergie

Is the honeymoon over already?
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Here are a few photos of the newly married Josh Duhamel playing a bit of golf in the Caribbean where he and new wife Fergie Ferg are currently enjoying their extended honeymoon together … tho it appears that Ferg is not a golf fan cuz she was nowhere to be seen:


Some couples rarely leave the honeymoon suite when they are newly wed … that appears not to be the case for Josh and Fergie (should we call them Jergie Jerg?). HMMM. Mebbe it’s just a matter where Josh prefers to play with himself rather than with his new wife? I’m just sayin’ ;)

[Photo credit: Splash News]