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Jimmy Kimmel hosted his annual post-Academy Awards episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and ended up featuring a pre-taped video skit that starred some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies and, yet, seemed to go on and on and ON for-freaking-ever. In the clip, Jimmy is parodying an infomercial for the Hottie Body Hump Club alongside ladies like Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria and, yes, even Lindsay Lohan. Check out the skit below and see for yourselves.

Ryan Gosling was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and he was cajoled (not really) by Kimmel to perform the song You Always Hurt the One You Love on the ukulele on national television. As some of you may be well aware, Gosling performs You Always Hurt the One You Love in his new film Blue Valentine so his performance last night was a great way to promote the film.

Early last week we learned that comedians Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel appear to have reignited their failed relationship in recent weeks. Friends of the couple say that Sarah and Jimmy had been “taking things slow” since they split in July and then were snapped attending Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky‘s wedding in NYC together a couple of weekends ago. Here are a few supercute pics of the couple posing together at Jimmy Kimmel‘s studio in Hollywood, CA lookin’ as coupley as can be:

I’m not entirely sure when these photos were shot but I hope they were snapped in the past few weeks. I really like these two as a couple … they compliment one another so well and they look so cute together. I was really bummed when they announced they had called it quits but these photos give me renewed hope that love will flourish for the two of them.

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Yay! There is great and hopeful news to report this afternoon … People magazine is claiming that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel (who broke off their relationship over the summer) are “back on”. The couple attended the NYC wedding of Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky this past weekend and the mag quotes a source close to the couple who says that they are working on their romantic reconciliation by “taking it slow”. I don’t know about you but, I think this is AMAZING news :) Here are a couple pics of Sarah and Jimmy outside the Manhattan venue where Stern and Ostrosky were wed and the deets from People mag:

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together. “They’re taking it slow,” says a source. “They’re on the road back to being together again.” The comedians, who ended their five-year relationship in July, have recently been spotted on dates on both coasts. On Sept. 28, Kimmel, 40, and Silverman, 37, enjoyed a laughter-filled dinner together at L.A.’s Pattaya Thai Restaurant, says a source, and left holding hands. Less than a week later, they attended pal Howard Stern’s Oct. 3 wedding at New York City’s Le Cirque restaurant, where Kimmel was spotted wrapping his arms around Silverman’s waist and playfully grabbing her backside in plain view of photographers. Reps for the comedians had no comment.

Oh yeah, this is really awesome news … I really, really like Sarah and Jimmy together. They make such a great couple and I always felt that they were well-suited for one another. I really hope they each stay committed to making it work cuz I’m really rooting for these two. Don’t you just love these guys together?

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Sad break-up news today … Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have released the bummer news that they have ended their 5 year relationship. Speaking thru their representatives, the couple revealed that they are dunzo:

Sad news for comedy and monogamy fans: late night talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel and his girlfriend of five years, comedienne Sarah Silverman, have broken up … Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Boo! I really liked these two together … could it be that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have really come between them? Possibly, but US Weekly is reporting that Sarah was seen over the weekend with “a male friend”:

Silverman, 37, was spotted at Hugos in West Hollywood on Saturday with a male friend. “She really looked like she was in good spirits,” an observer tells Us. “She was laughing and smiling. Very animated.” But a few minutes later, Silverman – who ate organic quinoa topped with fresh fruit – grew somber and became enthralled in a heart-to-heart conversation with her pal. “She was talking and it looked like he was listening and then advising her,” the onlooker tells Us. “This went on for around 20 minutes” … Kimmel, 40, and Silverman celebrated their five-year anniversary in February by creating parodies for his show about sleeping with half of Hollywood Silverman began the faux rivalry with her tune, “”I’m F—king Matt Damon.” Kimmel joked to Us at the time that he “hope[s] they’re happy together!” Kimmel got his revenge with “I’m F—king Ben Affleck” — starring Brad Pitt delivering a FedEx package, Harrison Ford blowing the couple a kiss and Cameron Diaz making obscene gestures. The pair met during a roast for Hugh Hefner, where Silverman told the audience he was fat and joked he had no charisma — but that didn’t stop them from working together.

Again, this is really bummer news … they seemed really suited for one another. I guess laughter can’t fix all probs :(

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