Madonna & Jesus Luz Hop A Helicopter To Play With A Billionaire

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous ... and her younger toyboy
Sunday, November 15th, 2009

Madonna and her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz continue to enjoy their time together in his homeland Brazil this weekend as the pair were spotted hopping a private helicopter as they made their way to the lavish home of billionaire Eike Baptist in Angra Dos Reis, Brazil … behold:


I cannot, for the life of me, imagine what it must be like to hop helicopters and private planes in order to jet set around the world. As luxurious as it sounds, I’m not sure I’d be comfortable with all that wealth. Considering Madonna has enjoyed this level of riches for many, many years I’m guessing she has no problem living this life. Jesus, on the other hand, is a small time model/wannbe DJ who hit the proverbial jackpot by catching Madonna’s eye. I dunno what Luz has to talk about with a billionaire like Baptist but I’m gonna guess that Madonna takes good care of him to ensure that he doesn’t embarrass her. What must the interaction between Madonna & Child be like? What in the world could they have in common to talk about? Hmmm … they prolly don’t do much talking, to be honest … so I guess that’s what it is that they have in common ;)

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Madonna & Jesus Luz Step Out For A Romantic Brazilian Dinner

Why so serious?
Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Yesterday we saw photos of a very shy Madonna and Jesus Luz shunning the attention from photogs but today we get to see a few photos of Madonna & Child happily lapping up the spotlight. Maddy and Chuy stepped out for a lovely dinner together yesterday and were more than happy to face the cameras this time around:


This was the scene Rio this afternoon as Madonna and BF Jesus Luz enjoyed a romantic meal at one of the city’s most famous restaurants.Madonna is believed to be in town to meet the parents as the couple appear to be getting more and more serious.And our photographers told us the couple didn’t mind the attention one bit – check out the smile on Jesus’ face in these pictures.

As you may’ve heard, it is rumored that Madge is in Brazil to meet Jesus’s family, including his mother who is 14 years her junior, which means that things may be getting quite serious for Madonna & Child. Wouldn’t it be fabulous if we got to see a photo of Maddy with the Luz family at some point?

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Madonna & Jesus Luz Get Shy In Brazil

Hide & Seek
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Yesterday we saw photos of Madonna’s (not so) grand arrival in São Paulo, Brazil as she deplaned from a *cough* commercial airplane *cough* and today we get to see a few photos of Madge in the close company of her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz out on the town last night:


HMMM … I wonder what’s up with all the shyness all of the sudden. We know that Madonna & Child are doing the deed (and have been for the better part of this year) and we know that they are spending a lot of personal time together in Brazil (as I mentioned yesterday, rumor has it that Jesus is ready to introduce her Madgesty to his family … including his mother … who is 14 years YOUNGER than Madonna is) so what’s with all the secrecy? Mebbe they just like playing coy with the photogs from time to time … mebbe it adds spice to their relationship. Whatever the heck is going on, they look foolish. Madonna is prolly THE most attention hungry person on the planet. When she feigns the spotlight like this she only makes herself look silly.

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Madonna & Jesus Luz Make Their Way Down To Brazil

Holiday
Monday, November 9th, 2009

Made In Brazil is reporting that Madonna and her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz have made their way down to the young man’s homeland and were spotted deplaning in São Paulo. You may recall that Maddy recently took her kiddies (er, her actual children not her young toyboy) to Malawi in order to attend a ground-breaking ceremony there where Madge is funding the construction of a new all-girls school. As recent as this weekend, Madonna’s youngest child, Chifundo Mercy James, was spotted in NYC but it’s not clear if Mercy or Maddy’s other children joined Madonna & Child on this new visit to Brazil:


Who knew Madonna did non-stop flights? She landed in São Paulo on a commercial flight this morning, and hopped on a private jet to Rio right after. She is already at the Fasano in Ipanema, and you bet the Brazilian press is going to be following her every move this week.

Wow … Madonna is flying commercial flights to be with her young lover in his homeland? Damn, mebbe it really is true love. Madonna & Child are coming up on the one year anniversary … the couple met in Brazil last December on the set of her photoshoot for W magazine. Could these two be in for the long haul? It’s not entirely clear if Jesus has introduced Madonna to his family yet … tho, it’s entirely possible that something of that nature might take place on this very trip. Did you know that Mama Luz is 14 years YOUNGER than Madonna is? HMMMM.

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Are Madonna & Jesus Luz Planning To Get Hitched?

Randy Taraborrelli says yes
Monday, September 28th, 2009

Celebrity biographer Randy Taraborrelli gave a new interview to Hello! magazine and claims that it is his belief that Madonna and her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz are planning to get married before the end of the year. Considering Madonna just got out of her last marriage to Guy Ritchie last year, I find this highly unlikely … but in the crazy world of celeb romance, I suppose anything is possible. Here are some excerpts from Taraborrelli’s interview with Hello!:


Madonna is preparing to marry her toyboy lover Jesus Luz, according to reports. The 51-year-old singer is lining up to defy critics of her nine-month relationship with the young Brazilian model and make him the next Mr Madonna before the end of the year. The extraordinary claim came from a biographer of Madonna’s, Randy Taraborrelli, writing in Hello! magazine today. Taraborrelli tells how Madonna speaks openly about her love for Luz, who is 22. She reportedly said of Luz: ‘He’s so sweet. He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me. I think he gets it now that I’m a little – shall we say –self-involved.’ Taraborrelli writes: ‘The pop queen has been dating Jesus since January and it is thought the pair may marry before the end of the year. Madonna is crazy about Jesus and has been telling close friends and family that “I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it’s definitely on the table”.’ Taraborrelli adds: ‘The pop star is said to want yet another lavish ceremony. “She knows that’s what Jesus wants,” said one of her relatives. “She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn’t want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair”.’ Taraborrelli also quotes a friend who says: ‘He respects her, that’s number one. He has learned so much from her. He’s amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother, for instance. He understands that she’s self-involved, too.’ The friend adds: ‘Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it’s what’s driving things.’ The pair started dating after kissing for a magazine photoshoot in Rio de Janeiro [last year]. Madonna’s two previous marriages – to actor Sean Penn and director Guy Ritchie – both ended in acrimonious divorces.

Again, I find this contention that Madonna & Child are planning to wed dubious at best. After all, back in May Maddy denied that she and Jesus were in any official relationship … I cannot believe that she would be so stupid as to get married one year after getting divorced. But, again as I mentioned above, anything is possible. I guess we should be watching Jesus’s new My Space profile for news should the couple run off and get hitched! What do ya’ll think … will they marry or is Randy Taraborrelli a needy moron hungry for attention?

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Jesus Luz Believes In Social Networking

What would Jesus tweet?
Monday, September 28th, 2009

Jesus Luz, model, sometimes DJ and Madonna’s latest much younger toyboy, has launched his official My Space profile just a few weeks after launching his official Twitter profile. Apparently, being Madonna’s plaything has inspired him to get on the social networking bandwagon so that he can share his good fortune with all of his “friends”. Here is one of Jesus’s My Space profile pics, in the guise of DJ, welcoming you to his site:


And here is Jesus’s latest tweet message to all of his followers: Em outubro no Brasil !!!

Yes, Mr. Luz tweets solely in Portuguese so I never know what the hell he’s talking about … his tweets usually come with twitpics of him DJing or with links to his DJ sets. Blah! I’m hoping he’ll start posting intimate photos with Madonna (well, not intimate intimate, I mean fun personal pics not explicit nasty pics) or something. Following his social networking sites thus far has been less than satisfying … here’s hoping Jesus steps up his game and starts sharing some good stuff. How many of y’all are planning to friend request him now?

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Madonna Hides Her Shame Under The Zohar

Praying for privacy
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Madonna, her holy Madgesty, must’ve been feeling decidedly unpretty in NYC this week cuz she was snapped trying to evade recognition by the paparazzi while in the company of her much younger toyboy Jesus Luz. Maddy thought the best way to keep from being photographed was to hide underneath a copy of The Zohar, which is considered the most important book in the study of Kabbalah … behold:


Altho The Zohar isn’t technically considered a holy tome like the Bible or the Qur’an is, I don’t believe it was necessarily intended to be used as paparazzi shield. In any event, it’s very clear that Maddy did NOT want to be photographed … which is odd because Madonna is rarely (if ever) this camera-shy. I’m thinkin’ honkin’ zit … how about you?

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