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Yesterday we got to see the second and final movie trailer for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and today we get to check out a few more promo goodies … here is our first look at 3 new promo images of Twilight characters Bella Swan, Jacob Black and Edward Cullen:

These promo photos look like the source photos that may be used for life-size stand-up cut outs of these famed characters. After the jump, check out each of them in much larger size …

OK … now this might be a bit creepy, even for the most diehard of rabid Twihards, but I still think it’s totally worth sharing with all y’all. A shop on Etsy has created a Manllow (half man, half pillow) in the likeness of the Twilight character Jacob Black (portrayed on screen by the just turned 18 Taylor Lautner). Should you be able to procure one of these Manllows, your dream of being able to sleep with Jacob Black can be realized. Here is what the Jacob Black Manllow looks like:

For all the Twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Jacob Black is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Jacob Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. Don’t worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age. Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

According to the creator, the Manllow is “105% creepy, 5% loveable” — a description with which I’d have to agree. This is werid, y’all … but, as you might imagine, it is already sold out. The Manllow creator insists that more Manllows will be made available for sale … if you’d like updates, you are encouraged to follow Manllow on Twitter HERE. What do y’all think of this creepy thing … would YOU want to sleep with something like this?

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In honor of Taylor Lautner‘s 18th birthday today (yes, folks, he’s finally legal), I have a fun Taylor-related post to share with all y’all. A new Twilight doll, based on Lautner‘s character Jacob Black, has been unleashed upon the world. Modeled after the way that Jacob looks in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (ie. with the haircut), this new limited edition doll is now available for your collecting pleasure … behold:

Last week when it was announced that Taylor Lautner got cast as “Stretch Armstrong,” we made note that with that project (and “Max Steel”) he was “quite literally becoming a boy toy.” Well, we’re back now to reinforce that claim with an exclusive first look at the brand new Jacob Black doll! The limited edition Jacob action figure, which comes a few (long-awaited!) months after Tonner debuted its Laurent, Victoria, James and “Hungry Edward” dolls during last July’s Comic-Con, will be shapeshifting released this summer. The cost of the 17-inch-tall, hard plastic and vinyl figure will be $149.99 and there are only a limited number (3000 to be exact!) being made, so Twilighters, this is a chance to own a piece of cinematic history!

Lessee … I believe this is the 4th Jacob Black doll that has been released. First, we had the long-haired Jacob Black doll, then we got the overly muscled and shirtless Jacob Black doll/action figure, then we got the Barbie doll version of Jacob Black. Now we see the release of a limited edition, $149.99 Jacob Black doll … which you can check out after the jump …

Last weekend we learned that Taylor Lautner, as the Jacob Black character in the Twilight series of movies, would be immortalized as a Barbie doll and today we learn that Lautner‘s BFF and rumored paramour Taylor Swift is also getting in on the doll action. Here is our first look at one of the new Taylor Swift dolls:

JAKKS Pacific has miniaturized country music’s darling for a collection of dolls featuring outfits Swift has worn in her music videos and on the red carpet. The icing on the cake? Each doll sings a 30-second highlight of one of Swift’s hit songs—the perfect stocking stuffer for any die-hard Taylor Swift fan. Taylor Swift Dolls, $45 each; at amazon.com.

As far as I know, there are 7 different versions of Taylor Swift dolls with names like the Sundress Medley Fashion Collection Doll, to the Red Carpet Ready Fashion Collection Doll to the “Teardrops on my Guitar” Performance Collection Doll. After the jump, check out what a couple of the other Taylor Swift dolls look like …

Back in August we learned that Twilight characters Bella Swan and Edward Cullen would be made into collectible Barbie dolls to be released for sale in time for the release of the sequel film The Twilight Saga: New Moon next week. Today we learn that Twilight character Jacob Black will also get the Barbie doll treatment. Unfortch for the members of Team Jacob, his doll won’t be released until next year … but the good news is that the doll comes with as little clothing as possible:

From the press release: The passion, action and suspense of a worldwide phenomenon will be eternally celebrated … in plastic! The Twilight Saga — which struck the hearts of millions, with a Romeo & Juliet-style romance between a mortal (Bella) and a vampire (Edward) — is immortalized not by a vampire’s bite, but by Barbie® doll. The Twilight Barbie® dolls pay tribute to the beloved characters of Stephenie Meyer’s spellbinding story — Bella Swan, Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. Edward’s strong jaw line and vampire-glow and Bella’s long brunette hair and innocent face showcase the pivotal “Forever 17” scene from Twilight. While Jacob’s mysterious gaze, sculpted abs and well-worn cutoff shorts mirror his physical emergence from boy to werewolf in The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The Twilight Barbie® collection is a must-have for Twilight fans and Barbie® collectors alike. In anticipation for the release of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, the Edward and Bella dolls are available now for a suggested retail price of $24.95. Timed to the DVD release of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, the Jacob Twilight Barbie doll will be available in February 2010 for a suggested retail price of $24.95.

LOL. They gave the poor doll a pair of cutoff shorts, some shoes … and that’s it! Hahahahha. Love it. You may recall that we saw a prototype Jacob Black doll at San Diego Comic Con over the Summer which was shirtless as well. This doll is a bit less ripped as that doll was so depending on how ripped you want your shirtless dolls to be, you might want to wait for the release of that Jacob Black doll. And suddenly, I’m aware of the ridiculousness of this discussion. So let’s move on — after the jump, check out a promo photo of all three Twilight Barbie dolls posed together for a refresher of what they all look like …

Have you ever fantasized about having Edward Cullen standing watch over you while you sleep in your bedroom? Have you ever wanted to hug, kiss and/or do inappropriate things with a life-size reproduction of Jacob Black? Have you ever wanted a Bella Swan likeness that you could kinda beat the hell out of to your heart’s content? Well … you’re in luck!! Retailers across the country are beginning to stock “life-size” cardboard stand-up cutouts of some of your fave characters from The Twilight Saga: New Moon for you to use in all sorts of interesting ways:

Lord, I can only imagine what sorts of scenarios these cardboard stand-up thingies will be used for … and it ain’t pretty ;) After the jump, check out a pic of some of the officially authorized action figures that will be released from The Twilight Saga: New Moon …

San Diego Comic-Con is now in FULL SWING and the goodies from all of our fave sci-fi-related movies and TV shows keep comin’ out. Yesterday we learned that Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner were on hand for a press conference at Comic-Con yesterday to promote their new film The Twilight Saga: New Moon and earlier today we learned that Tim Burton and Johnny Depp were on hand to promote their new Disney film Alice In Wonderland. But, it’s not just video footage that is being revealed at Comic-Con … there are a bunch of toys action figures that are being debuted as well … like, for example, a new Twilight action figure based on the character Jacob Black. As you can see from this first look at the toy, Jacob is shirtless … and ripped:

Oh yes, I’m sure there are quite a few folks out there would would LOVE to get their hands on this particular action figure. Can you imagine all the ways in which you can play with this little doll? BUT, keep it clean y’all … I’m pretty sure that the target audience for these action figures is children. What sort of games would YOU like to play with this action figure of Jacob Black?

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A couple new promo pics from the upcoming sequel film The Twilight Saga: New Moon have made their way to the Internets which I think y’all need to take a gander at. First up, we’ve got a new movie still of Jacob Black (played by Taylor Lautner) gettin’ all up close and personal with Bella Swan (played by Kristen Stewart) in her ancient truck:

Clearly this scene is meant to highlight the growing attraction between Jacob and Bella that takes place thruout the course of the film. I believe you’re supposed to be thinking, Edward who? when watching this scene. After the jump, check out a new promo pic of Jacob Black giving a come hither look with his eyes as he shows off his werewolf pack tattoo …

This past Thursday we saw a movie poster of a very shirtless Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black from the new movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon that was initially believed to be an official movie poster. It turns out that the poster was merely a fan creation (of Taylor Lautner‘s head on a Brazilian models shirtless body). Today, we finally get to see the movie poster featuring Jacob Black purported to be the official poster … along with purported new posters for both Bella Swan and Edward Cullen as well. First up, here is Jacob‘s new poster:

While this photo is still very cool, I think it would have much more appeal if it featured Jacob after his haircut and without his shirt (ie. they should’ve emulated the fan made poster). Tho, on the other hand, I can appreciate how the New Moon folks might not want to be giving it all away so soon. Hopefully we’ll get a different more half-nekkid poster later on down the line. After the jump, check out the new movie posters for Bella and Edward …

Last December we learned that the Tonner Doll Company was releasing a set of dolls of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from the big screen adaptation of the book Twilight. Today, we get our first look at the new set of dolls from the Tonner company created for the upcoming new film The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Say hello to the doll versions of Bella, Edward and Jacob Black:

Now, fans of The Twilight Saga can play to their heart’s content with these 3 dolls … placing them in whatever kind of fun scenarios they can dream up! How fun!! The mind boggles at all the fun predicaments that one can place these three dolls in and out of … depending on your proclivities, the possibilities are endless! I’m not sure if the Jacob doll is available for sale just yet (he is not yet listed on the Tonner website) but I’d suggest saving your pennies now … the dolls each sell for about $120. Prices this high seems to suggest that these particular dolls are meant for an adult audience. Again, imagine all the adult play that YOU can enjoy with dolls like these :)

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