From TMZ: he only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag’s upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you’re going to scream when you realize she’s not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos. Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag — “No nipples, no vagina, no ass.” Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.

From LA Times: Spencer Pratt actually got to interview his wife, Heidi Pratt, for Playboy. Well, that makes it easy. Here’s what Heidi told Spencer about their sex life, other women and plastic surgery …

Ready for Spencer’s revelations about himself? After the jump, find out …

On Lauren Conrad’s sex tape: “I was lying about being apologetic [about spreading sex tape rumors], and I hate lying. …Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape. The tape exists!”

On “I’m a Celebrity …Get Me Out of Here!”: “The worst part for me was that hooking up was a physical impossibility … and I wasn’t about to do it on TV because they’d have to pay us a lot more to show that.”

Ugh … I mean … UGH! This has to be THE most nauseatingly, annoying interview ever conducted … EVER. I’m not sure what’s worse, Heidi’s vapid commentary on being a woman or Spencer’s sex confessions. I mean, even the haters have to admit that this crap is far worse than even their most irritatingly annoying previous accomplishments. Whether you hate them or loathe them, you gotta admit … this Playboy interview might serve as the death knell of Speidi’s media reign. The couple have been losing steam for some time now, this interview and failed Playboy photospread just might be the final nail in the coffin of the couple’s media run. Do y’all think this is the end of Speidi or do they have the ability to annoy even further?

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Heidi Pratt takes it all off — almost — in the September issue of Playboy. “I did pose nude,” the reality-TV vixen, 22, tells the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands today. Although the racy photos that made it into the mag are PG-13 (she’s wearing skimpy lingerie or a tiny bikini), she says she’ll strip down completely after getting more plastic surgery. “The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades,” Heidi tells Spencer, who interviewed her for Playboy. “I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest,” she goes on, adding that she’d like “to go bigger on my boobs” for her husband, 26. (Before going under the knife the first time, Heidi reveals she went “shopping for boobs” in the lad mag. “I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys,” she says. “The women are so hot — Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Marilyn Monroe, all the Playmates.”) Spencer says he hung up poster-sized photos of the nude outtakes on his bathroom wall. “Now when I’m peeing, I get to see a 10-foot naked photo of of my wife,” he says. Heidi also admits she hasn’t told her dad about her pictorial because she comes from such a strict Christian family. “They’re a little behind the times where he lives in Colorado, but he’ll find out eventually,” she says.

LMAO!!! I mean … c’mon. I get that Playboy jumped at the chance to get Heidi in the their mag, cuz no other Playboy model would be able to promote the pics as well as Speidi can, but for the interview to be conducted by Spencer and the photospread to feature no nudity … I mean, why? It makes no sense that Playboy magazine woudl want to have any part of this ridiculousness but … here it is. After the jump, check out another one of Heidi’s PG-13 photos — while she’s not nekkid, it is a bit saucier than this photo is …

Saucy, yes but not anything we haven’t already seen before. How many pics of Heidi have we seen her crawling around on the beach? Yawn.

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LOL. As you can see, Heidi’s bikinied body is covered in dirt and the Playboy logo is drawn on her dirty body … which is kinda tasteful, I must admit. Heidi Montag really does have that Playmate look about her … she’s a perfect model for the mag. After the jump, check out a few photos of Speidi gratuitously flaunting this new issue of Playboy magazine on the G.I. Joe red carpet last night …

I must admit, I’m not even more curious to see what the photos inside the magazine look like. Will she be showing off her surgically augmented bubbies? Just how tasteful are the rest of her pics? I’m sure we’ll be seeing them all very soon … in the meantime, enjoy this little tease. Are any of y’all as curious as I am to see the rest of the pics?

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Say goodbye to Heidi and Spencer Pratt. As far as E! is concerned, the conspicuous couple occasionally self-referred to as Speidi are so dunzo. A startling 94 percent of you elected for the Hills stars’ immediate expulsion. Consider them gone from our wheelhouse, voted off the island, fired, out and any other appropriate reality-show catchphrase. Their planned attempt at hijacking the I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! reunion special on Wednesday? You won’t read about it here. Barring any actual news (e.g., she gets knocked up, he falls off a cliff or—heaven help us—her album goes to No. 1), consider this their very last post.

LMAOOOOOOO! I guess we can wish a hearty Peace the Spork Out to Speidi news on E! To be honest, none of this surprises me at all. While the duo may be outright geniuses at extending their 15 minutes of fame to astronomical proportions, I think they are finally starting to lose steam. Their ridiculous comments about Al Roker last week really started to put the chinks in their armor. Rather than looking like savvy reality TV stars, they looked more like spoiled brats. While I doubt the pair will go away for good after this banishment from E!, I think the couple’s ride may be soon coming to an end. I guess we shall see … I, for one, am not ready to count them out just yet. But if they continue onward with their present course of action, they prolly won’t last for much longer.

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After surviving in the jungle (and Four Seasons) in Costa Rica, Speidi flew to New York to talk to Al Roker on the “Today Show” — and now they say Al went on the offense! During their interview, Roker asked the “Hills” duo about their stint on “I’m a Celebrity,” and at one point told Spencer that people think he’s a jerk, and quizzed Heidi hardball style. “The guy was a bully — nobody has ever verbally berated my wife like that,” Spencer tells “Extra.” “He got very aggressive with me,” Heidi chimed in. Mrs. Pratt tells “Extra” that she was literally driven to tears by Al’s questioning about the drama on “Celebrity,” saying, “I felt like I was being persecuted.” Heidi adds, “Women should know… he’s not just gonna be, you know, normal and courteous to you.” Spencer admits that he was so upset that he almost threw a punch! “I was like, ‘this guy’s about to get hit.’ My heart was just pounding, ‘be good Spencer, don’t hit him in the face.’” After the interview, Roker wrote on his Twitter, “Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for… being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we’re at minute 11 of their 15.” Spencer replies, “Congratulations, you get to be talked about for a day. Must be cool.” Heidi adds, “I’m gonna pray for him ’cause I feel like the devil really got a hold of him.”

LMAO!! When Speidi have reached the level where they get into public feuds with someone like Al Roker … you know they’ve made it! But, lest you think that the dynamic duo spent all of their time talking about Roker, they did talk about other issues — like Spencer’s plan to become President of the United States of America:

“When I’m in the White House as the President of the Unite States, this beautiful amazing, county then I’ll be like, ‘Okay, I’ve done what I’ve dreamt my whole life to be.’ That was the game plan to become the most famous person on the planet, so when I’m campaigning, people will know who I am. No one knew who Obama was and now he’s the President. Just imagine what I’m capable of….I plan to be the President of the United States in the next 20 years.”

As well as plans for the couple to launch their own record label:

“Ready for this. Exclusive. Heidi and Spencer are about to sign….our own distribution deal for each of our records through Warner Music Group. Heidi and Spencer. Speidi have their own record label now with distribution through Warner Music, so we’re both going to put out albums…”

Lord have mercy, heaven help us all. I think I’m more interested in going back to that Al Roker interview. In case you missed it (or just want to see it again), you can see the full Speidi interview on The Today Show to see what all the hub-bub is about …

Lest you think that Heidi was suffering in a Costa Rican hospital since we last heard from them, think again. I understand her hospital stay was brief and that the couple quickly checked into the five star Four Seasons resort in Guanacaste, Costa Rica for the remainder of their stay in the country. I suspect the couple were not allowed to return to the US nor were they able to court the media until their contractual requirements with the show were upheld as much as possible. Their vacation in Costa Rica was a vacation for us as well … except for the news of Heidi’s upcoming appearance in Playboy magazine, we lived a fairly Speidi-less existence for the past week or so. But … they’re back now … and, for the time being, they are NYC’s problem.

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Heidi Montag has gotten a lot of exposure lately – but the newlywed is about to get even more: She has posed for the September issue of Playboy, PEOPLE has confirmed. The reality star was most recently stirring up drama on I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here, shot in Costa Rica, where she was briefly hospitalized. In April, she married her Hills costar Spencer Pratt. Details of her Playboy photos are, um, scant: “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – she had a lot of fun with it,” says a second source. A rep for the magazine had no comment, and Montag’s rep was not immediately available to respond to questions.

Yes folks … the reality TV star who loves to quote Bible verse in between proudly proclaiming her love of Jesus, praying to Jesus and worshiping Jesus has decided to lose her clothes and appear nekkid in the pages of Playboy magazine. I mean … after her failure to conquer the realm of actual reality TV, it was the only next logical course of action … wouldn’t you agree? I mean, WWJD?

So, I gotta ask … how many of y’all will be shelling out to buy Heidi’s issue of Playboy magazine?

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Heidi Pratt was tortured by NBC to the point she was “convulsively throwing up” — that’s what some people on the set of “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!” are telling TMZ. We’ve learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way — “It’s the same as Guantanamo Bay.” And get this … a cast member tells us NBC execs tried to convince Heidi to stay on the set rather than take an ambulance to a hospital for treatment. She has now left the hospital and is on meds. We’re told some of the cast members want to quit, but their passports have been taken away and they are under guard. Paul Telegdy, NBC’s Exec VP of Alternative Programming, told Ryan Seacrest about holding Heidi and Spencer in isolation as punishment, adding, “…They are now going to be examined, and their value system utterly deconstructed …These people really are going to bare their souls. We’re told Spencer has fired his lawyer (who wanted him to stay on the show) and is now planning to sue NBC over the show. Spencer and Heidi now want out … for good….but there’s a problem — they signed a contract with NBC to do the show. NBC reps did not return our calls …so far.

LMAO! That anyone would equate the bullshizz that happens on a reality TV show like this to the torture punishment doled out at Guantanamo Bay is ludicrous. This whole matter reeks of lame PR for the show and I absolutely cannot believe a word that any of this is actually genuine. As one Pink reader commented, Speidi have cried wolf way too many times to be believed about anything. I’m sure we’ll be hearing about this stomach ulcer for weeks to come … prolly long enough for us to contract our own ulcers. UGH.

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Hills star Heidi Pratt has been rushed to a Costa Rican hospital with an undisclosed medical emergency, Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively. Pratt’s husband, Spencer — who is competing with his wife on NBC’s I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here — is traveling with her to the hospital, a source in Costa Rica confirms. No further details have been made available as to the specifics of Heidi’s condition or what it means for the series. NBC could not be reached for comment.

HMMM … could this be just the latest attempt by Speidi to steal some of the attention from the show to themselves or could she really have been injured? OK! magazine reports that she’s been infected … but with what, they did not say. I suppose it’s possible that Heidi could’ve suffered an injury while sitting around doing nothing in Costa Rica … but, you’ll pardon me for being skeptical. I hope she’s not dead … do you?

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