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When last we saw underwear model extraordinaire Justin Gaston, he was cheesily posing in the Cyrus family Xmas photo with a heinous case of bed head and a Hannah Montana t-shirt that matched perfectly with his much younger, underage female friend Miley Cyrus. The Xmas photo was, I believe, snapped in Tennessee on December 25 but the family has since returned to SoCal … and Justin Gaston (like a sad, needy puppy) followed along as well. Here is a pic of the Cyrus family (Billy Ray, Tish, Miley) and Justin as they stepped out for lunch at Patty’s in LA yesterday afternoon:

Gee, I hope Justin isn’t wearing out his welcome or anything. You know what they say about fish and houseguests. Seriously tho, Justin Gaston is popping up in ALL things Miley it seems … Pink reader Sarah gave me the head’s up that The Disney Channel is airing a commercial for a new Hannah Montana movie and you’ll never guess who is featured in the flick as Hannah‘s guitar player:

These two are either gonna get pregs/married (in that order) or the Cyrus folks are gonna get so sick and tired of Justin always being around that they are gonna kick him to the curb … of course, Miley will prolly go with him and then they’ll get pregs/married (in that order) and ruin her career. Ahhh … young lurve. Wherever do you suppose Justin Gaston will show up next?

[Photo credit: INFdaily, Source, thanks Sarah]

Could it be that Miley Cyrus has finally outgrown her professional relationship with Disney and is ready to put say Peace the Spork Out to the Hannah Montana role that made her a star? Well, according to a new report, both Miley and her daddums Billy Ray Cyrus are doing everything they can to get out of finishing the eps for this last season of the show as quickly as they can (ie. before the actual end of the season) much to Disney‘s chagrin. Interestingly enough, there is another new report that claims that Sex and the City author Candace Bushnell is lookin’ to sign Miley up to play a young Carrie Bradshaw in a proposed “young adult” prequel series to SaTC … so basically, we’ve got good news/bad news sitch on our hands:

TMZ has learned Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus want off “Hannah Montana,” and their conduct has triggered a war on the set. Our spies on the set tell us Miley has bragged that she will get fired, making it clear she wants to focus on singing and not the show. For his part, Billy Ray has also made it clear that there is more money in singing than a Disney cable show. As a result, the father-daughter team has been showing up to the set ridiculously late, stalling production and infuriating cast and crew … Sources tell us Billy Ray has told people on the set that he and Miley will do 12 more episodes and then they are out. Disney was so pissed they called his agent, railing that Billy Ray and Miley were ingrates. Disney insisted that Billy Ray and Miley not only finish the 24 episode season — but Disney was adding six more episodes.

And now for the bad news:

Candace Bushnell, the creator of the smash TV series and movie Sex And The City, has suggested that Miley Cyrus play the role of a young Carrie Bradshaw in her planned prequel series. Currently working on a pair of novels focusing on ‘young’ Carrie’s time in high school, Bushnell has revealed that the teenage Carrie, “…did not follow the crowd – she led it. It was there that she began observing and commenting on the social scene.” She added that Cyrus could be perfect playing the teenage Carrie, who has been played as an adult by Sarah Jessica Parker in the TV series and on the big screen. Miley herself appears to be very keen on the role, telling TV Guide earlier in the year, “I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex And The City.”

While I wouldn’t mind very much if the Hannah Montana character died a quick and painful death, I am aghast that this Sex and the City prequel bullshizz is even being discussed. I’m not sure how valid this report is necessarily but I personally think a sanitized, young adult version of the show would be SO STUPID. WTF are they thinking? The whole idea is bad enough but casting Miley Cyrus, are they seriously out of their freakin’ minds? I really hope this wild talk is a total fabrication … I’m not sure my frail little heart could survive what I think would be the total decimation of SaTC. Please gods, let this never happen … please. What do y’all think … does any of this sound like a good idea to any of y’all?

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