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Director Guy Ritchie was spotted making his way out of his London pub the Punchbowl last night and homie was rockin’ a serious shiner underneath his right eye:

Now that Guy and Madonna are divorcing, there’s no way to pin this black eye on her … so the question remains, who slugged Guy Ritchie? Any guesses?

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Well, well now … what have we here? Guy Ritchie, who is currently moving forward with his divorce from soon-to-be ex-wife Madonna, was spotted enjoying a quiet dinner at the Notting Hill Brasserie in London with supermodel Elle Macpherson last night. Could it be that Guy and Elle are in the process of coupling up together?

Guy Ritchie might not have been overly happy about the news that Madonna is now living with her toyboy lover – but he hit back in spectacular fashion last night. The singer’s new lover Jesus Luz is said to have given up his life in Brazil to move in with her in Manhattan. Not to be outdone, the Sherlock Holmes director hit the town last night with Australian supermodel Elle Macpherson. He took the 44-year-old bachelorette – known in her heyday as The Body – for dinner at the Notting hill Brasserie. Guy and Elle must have had a lot to talk about, as the pair stayed in each other’s company until 12.30am – leaving separately to avoid being photographed together. And judging by the smirks on their faces, the night went rather well. Elle has been largely single since her 2005 split from French financier Arpad Busson, with whom she has two children Flynn, 11, and Cy, six. Guy’s eight-year marriage to Madonna, 50, ended last year and the couple now share custody of their two sons, Rocco, eight, and David, three.

It is no secret that Madonna has been enjoying the company of a much younger toyboy Brazilian model as of late (who, much to his chagrin, had to return home to South America for a spell) so we know that she’s been having no problems finding ways to keep occupied. It makes sense that Guy would want to be able to do the same … but I never would’ve thought that he’d be so brazen as to move forward with someone like Elle Macpherson. She’s quite a catch and a hawt mama … they might actually make a pretty great couple. Now, it should be stressed that the pair merely enjoyed a dinner together … but, who knows … this could be the start of a beautiful relationship. Truth be told, I think this pairing is a great one … he’s still hawt enough to garner the attention of a beautiful woman, and she kinda looks enough like Madonna that Guy can pretend he’s still with her ;) I keed, I keed … these two might actually end up making a great couple someday. I’m gonna hafta keep my eye on these two. What do y’all think … is this a match made in heaven?

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In between visits to the Kabbalah Centre in NYC with their mother Madonna, Rocco Ritchie and David Banda were whisked away by their father Guy Ritchie for a quick “guy’s only” ski trip to the Poconos, PA. Here are a few photos of Guy with his boys on the slopes over the weekend:

Okay … it must be said … I’m not sure if it’s cuz he’s in hawt dad mode or what but Guy Ritchie look mighty fiiiine in these photos. I’ve always maintained that he was a hottie but he looks especially DILFy in these photos. Woot! It seems that little David is still too small to hit the slopes (tho, he’s old enough to rock the latest fashions right) but Rocco was doing his thang. After the jump, check out a few more photos of Guy and Rocco on the slopes — tho, it looks like Rocco still needs to practice a bit more …

Director Guy Ritchie and film star Robert Downey, Jr. were lookin’ quite the cozy pair on the Brooklyn, NY set of Sherlock Holmes yesterday … the guys were literally joined at the hip as they greeted photogs in one another’s arms … behold:

Mebbe the guys were off to braid one another’s hair and paint one another’s toenails … or mebbe something more serious. Whatever the case may be, they do make a very handsome couple. The only thing missing from this equation that would make for a hawtter sight would be big injection of Jude’stache — right betwixt these two strapping dudes. HMMM. And suddenly, I’m having all sorts of naughty images of master detective Sherlock Holmes and his able-bodied assistant/side-kick Dr. Watson doing really bad things with long, curvy smoking pipes and things. Yeah, didn’t mean to take things there … let’s digress. I’m sure Guy and Robert were just heading off to separate destinations and were only hugging one another goodbye … as some men do at the end of a long, hard day of work. EEP! I have to stop now.

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It doesn’t look like Madonna is going to let a little ol’ thing like divorce come between her family’s need to be together to get their church on. Maddy and her kiddies (Lola, Rocco and David Banda) hooked-up with daddy Guy Ritchie at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC yesterday and everyone was all smiles … check it out:

Maddy and the children have been in NYC a lot lately, which is normal since that is where I understand she plans to life full-time once her divorce from Guy is totally and completely signed, sealed and delivered. Guy, too, has been in NYC for the past week or so since the movie he’s directing, Sherlock Holmes, is currently in production in Brooklyn, NY. It’s really great to see that the Ciccone-Ritchie clan can keep it together even tho they are legally separating. It looks a lot like Madonna and Guy plan to remain good friends even after the divorce is a done deal … which bodes well for their children. I guess it’s true what they say about the family that Kabbalahs together.

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Here are a few new photos of Robert Downey, Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams and director Guy Ritchie from the London set of their new movie Sherlock Holmes which has been in production for the past few weeks. I believe this is the first time we’ve seen Rachel in full costume … but it is not the first time we’ve seen Jude lookin’ so goooood. Yeah, that Jude’stache really does things to me ;)

Seriously, I cannot get over how much I like seeing Jude rockin’ the ‘stache. It’s a really good look for him … I fear I won’t be able to focus on anything else when this movie finally hits theaters next year. Rachel looks pretty good in her outfit … methinks she’ll be playing one of those “tough as nails” chicks that don’t take no gumption from any man, whether he be supersleuth or not. I suppose one can forgive Guy Ritchie for being preoccupied with his personal life these days … no matter how much moolah he’s gonna get from Madonna out of their divorce (and you know it’s gonna be a lot no matter what they say — or don’t say), I’m sure he’ll be pleased with the result.

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On Monday we learned from Madonna‘s longtime publicist Liz Rosenberg that the final terms of Madonna and Guy Ritchie‘s divorce settlement have been determined and that Ritchie‘s pay-out from Madge would be in the range of $76 to $92 million. Today, it turns out, that that information either was erroneously reported to the media on Rosenberg‘s part or the information is completely false. Madonna and Guy have issued a joint statement denying the terms of the settlement as reported by Madonna‘s publicist and refuse to acknowledge the verity of any reports of any settlement that may have been decided upon by them. Um, yeah:

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are slamming recent stories about their divorce settlement. The joint statement – issued in London – came two days after Madonna’s U.S. rep gave the Associated Press details of the supposed deal. Liz Rosenberg said that Madonna, 50, was set to hand over cash and property worth between $76 million and $92 million, calling it “one of the largest [divorce] payouts ever.” But now the couple calls that information “misleading and inaccurate.” The statement reads:

“We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest. A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week. The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement. Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children.”

Wait … I’m confused. Madonna‘s publicist herself was the one who reportedly made the money range claims and even was quoted as calling the settlement “one of the largest [divorce] payouts ever”. It’s not like the couple are refuting claims that were made by any outside party or media outlet. This information came directly from Liz Rosenberg herself … and to the Associated Press. I wonder why this joint settlement makes no reference to Rosenberg‘s part in this “misleading and inaccurate statement” or, better yet, why Maddy doesn’t just order Rosenberg to rescind her statement. In any event, we can no longer be sure that the money payout is in the $76-92 million range … but I suspect it’s still really up there. To be honest, I’m looking forward to the finalization of this entire situation so we can be over and done with it already.

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Last month we learned that Madonna and very soon-to-be ex-hubby Guy Ritchie had reached a tentative divorce agreement and today we learn from Maddy‘s long-time publicist Liz Rosenberg that the final divorce settlement has been officially agreed upon by both parties — and Guy is gonna get paid some major moolah. Essentially, as soon as the court signs the paperwork after child custody is hammered out, the fairytale marriage of Madonna and Guy Ritchie will be totally and completely dunzo:

Madonna has reached a divorce settlement with Guy Ritchie, according to the singer’s rep. The pop star will pay her ex between $76 million and $92 million, her spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg tells the Associated Press. Rosenberg says the figure includes the value of their country home Ashcombe, in western England, as well as the couple’s London pub, the Punchbowl. “I’d assume it’s one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement,” Rosenberg told the AP. While the financial details of the settlement have been ironed out, Madonna, 50, and Ritchie, 40, are still finalizing custodial arrangements for their children. Madonna filed for divorce citing Ritchie’s “unreasonable behavior” as a cause. The two were granted a preliminary “quickie divorce” on Nov. 21 in the High Court of London. Richie’s rep declined to comment to the AP. As for reports that the couple plan to spend Christmas together, Madonna’s rep tells PEOPLE that is not true.

Damn. That is a lot of money … but really, this whole thing just saddens me. I’d like to say, again, that I really liked Madonna and Guy together. I’m bummed that it couldn’t work out between the two of them. While I’m sure that these mega millions that Guy will be getting will do much to cushion the loss of his marriage, I suspect that this whole ordeal is still a difficult one for the both of them. I’m sure it won’t be much longer until we hear that the couple are legally dunzo for good.

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Earlier today we learned that Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been granted a “quickie divorce” from the London High Court after the parties agreed on a settlement concerning assets and child custody. Last night, Guy spent some time with his two sons Rocco and David Banda which shows that he intends to take an active role in their lives despite the fact that he is splitting with Madge:

While I am happy that there will be no nasty divorce for Maddy and Guy, I’m really bummed that their young children now have many years of shuffling back and forth across the Atlantic Ocean to spend time with their parents. I’m sure that both Madonna and Guy will do their best to care for their children and make the shared custody work as best as they can but … the kids are so young … I can’t imagine that it will be easy for either Rocco or David.

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Late last month there were rumors going around that Madonna and Guy Ritchie had reached a divorce settlement (just days after their split was confirmed to the public) and were on track for one of the quickest, cleanest celebrity divorces on record … then two days later we got word from Maddy‘s publicist that the rumors were false and that no deal had been struck, leading some to assume that a long, nasty divorce battle laid ahead for the couple. But today, just about one month from the report that no deal had been struck we get word that yes, indeed, a deal has been struck … and furthermore, the High Court of London has granted the couple a quickie divorce! They are almost, entirely and officially dunzo, y’all:

It’s official! (Almost.) Just one month after announcing their split, Madonna and Guy Ritchie were granted a preliminary “quickie divorce” Friday in the High Court of London. According to a document released by the court, 50-year-old Madonna – the petitioner – said in a sworn statement that she is divorcing Ritchie for his “unreasonable behavior.” In a court proceeding that took all of one minute, the judge issued a decree nisi – the first step in the U.K.’s two-stage divorce process – to “Ciccone ML” and “Ritchie GS” and 16 other (non-celebrity) couples. Neither Madonna or her director ex attended the hearing. In fact, even their attorneys skipped the courtroom. It’s known as “quickie divorce” because if there are no disputes in the next six weeks and one day, the couple’s split will become decree absolute. Ritchie, 40, who has been working in London on the set of his new movie Sherlock Holmes, seemed relieved by the speedy resolution. He reportedly told the Daily Mirror late on Thursday, “It was never about money – never about her bloody art collection. I just wanted to settle it and move on.” He added to the paper, “I didn’t raise any objections at any stage until she insisted the children lived permanently in New York.” (According to British press reports, the settlement calls for sons Rocco, 8, and David, 3, to split time between the U.S. and London. Madonna’s 12-year-old daughter Lourdes – whose father is the New York-based Carlos Leon – will live with her mother.) Madonna’s representative in the U.K. declined to comment.

Wow! Even tho the settlement wasn’t reached immediately after announcing their split (which was wholly unreasonable from the start), I am really kinda surprised that the whole matter could be decided upon so quickly. Despite the fact that I can believe that the couple decided not to drag this divorce on and on, I didn’t think the London High Court (or any court) would be able to rule so soon — and with such finality. I can also believe that any disagreements between the couple had more to do with custody of the children rather than money or property. Seriously, this has to be one of the fastest celebrity divorces ever … if you consider the amount of wealth involved in this dissolution of marriage, it’s pretty astronomical that the deal could be stuck so fast. As I said before, what Madonna wants — Madonna gets. If things continue on at this pace, the couple should be completely and totally dunzo by mid-January.

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