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Last month, comic Ricky Gervais (who will be hosting the Golden Globe Awards this Sunday night) sparked a bit of controversy by posing as Jesus Christ with the word ATHEIST written on his chest on the cover of New Humanist magazine. Today we learn that Gervais is at it again with new comments that he made to Esquire magazine about the “arrogance” of celebrities (like, namely, Sandra Bullock) who thank God when they win awards. Additionally, Ricky reveals to Esquire that he is very much looking forward to hosting the Globes again this year … and he vows that he will NEVER host the Academy Awards should he ever be asked.

Popstar Rihanna is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Esquire magazine … and not in just any ol’ issue of Esquire, mind you. Ri Ri is featured in the new issue that declares her as the Sexiest Woman Alive. To bolster the claim, Esquire has published a series of naked photos of Rihanna with only a thin layer of gold leaf to protect her modesty. Click below to see Rihanna in all of her Sexiest Woman Alive glory.

Actor Ryan Gosling is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Esquire magazine and in his photospread, Ryan poses in a series of photos with himself … and a naked skeleton woman. Yep, you read that right. In some of the photos there are two Ryan Goslings and in all the photos is a completely nekkid woman painted to look like a skeleton. Sounds a bit weird, right? Well, the shoot was partially orchestrated by Ryan himself so this photospread is deffo a product of his design. Check out some of the (semi NSFW) photos along with some quotes from his interview below.

A casual, laid-back Daniel Craig is featured on the cover of the new issue of Esquire magazine and in his coverstory interview he not only dishes on his upcoming Summer film Cowboys and Aliens but he also talks about how graphic the US version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo will be and how crazy it was to work with Stephen Spielberg on Tin Tin. Click below to see Craig‘s Esquire coverphoto and read what he has to say about his upcoming films.

Glee star Heather Morris is featured in the new issue of Esquire magazine wherein she gives some advice on dancing. To accompany her interview, Morris not only posed for a set of really HAWT photos but she also filmed a sexy and fun video for your viewing pleasure. Check out Heather‘s dance tips, her video and Esquire photospread below.

Javier Bardem, who we learned just yesterday is going to be a father now that his wife Penélope Cruz is 4 1/2 months pregs, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Esquire magazine. Here is our first look at Javier‘s new coverphoto which accompanies the coverstory article:

To be honest, I have a hard time reading Esquire articles. They tend to ramble and seem to take the very long way around telling a particular story. Fortunately, the magazine manages to publish pretty pictures to go along with these articles … otherwise I’d have nothing to keep me interested ;) If you would like to read the October coverstory article on Javier you can do so HERE. If you would like to see the pretty pictures from his Esquire photospead, you can do so after the jump …

James Franco — film star, soap opera actor, Gucci spokesmodel and more — has published a short story titled Just Before the Black in the new issue of Esquire magazine — described as a “story about how it’s only right before you die that you know you’re living” … which you can read online in FULL. Here is part 1 of Franco‘s tale for your reading pleasure:

I sit in the driver’s seat of my grandfather’s old DeVille. It is night out and cool. Me and Joe, we just sit.

We’re out in front of the Palo Alto Municipal Golf Course pro shop. It’s a tan building with white trim. It’s where Joe and I work during the day.

We sit here because it’s dark here, and there are no lights outside this building. We’re stopped for no reason except that the night is still going and we’re drunk, and who wants to go home, ever, and this spot is as good as any to just sit in the shadows and let life slow.

My window is cracked, just a bit, and the air plays on my forehead like a cold whisper.

I often think about driving off the side of freeway overpasses, just plunge Grandpa’s old blue boat through the cement guardrail: The sculpted barrier crumbling about me and Grandpa’s blue machine; a great moment of metallic explosion and heavy ripping and jerking and then release; a soft, slow dive of arcing color through the windshield, into a hard second of impact, just before the black. What an adventure lies behind one quick turn of the steering wheel. A great screaming, and then, slip away.

Joe and I sit and stare at the wall of the building. The building is beige, but the shadows make it shadow-color.

Joe smokes. His window is all the way down, and he breathes his smoke out the black gaping gap.

There is not much to talk about with Joe because he’s such a moron. I don’t know what he thinks he is, or why he thinks he exists. I guess in some lives lived, no one tells you what to be, and so you be nothing. In the olden days you were born into it, all decisions made, and you farmed until you died, or cleaned the royal toilets.

I guess they didn’t have toilets. Just stuck their asses out and shat in the moat. But someone had to wash out the hole.

“If you lived in the olden times, what would you do?” I ask Joe.

Joe has to think about it. He is large, and his weight spreads from his belly across the seat, like it was a plastic sack full of liquid, rolling in layers upon itself.

“Which olden times?” he asks, and it’s like a boar’s grunt, a deep thing, from the thick part of his throat.

“Like, King Arthur, with knights and horses.”

Fatass thinks. I can hear it, rust-worn gears flaking and groaning slowly into motion, even smell it, yellow smoke emanating from his skull.

“I’d be the king,” he says.

“You can’t be the king,” I say. “No one is king. That’s like winning the lottery.”

“If I went back, I’d be king. And I’d fuck every virgin in the kingdom.”

“You can’t be king, asshole. You can’t even be duke. The fact that you even said that shows you’re not royalty. You’re a peasant.”

“Whenever people time-travel, they go back and they are friends with the king, or they are the king.”

“Because those are stories. When people tell stories, they’re always about the king, it’s Aristotle crap. But it’s not real.”

“Neither is time travel.”

The story continues HERE at Esquire‘s site where you can read the entire tale in full. It turns out that Franco is planning the release of his first collection of short stories this October. The collection will be titled Palo Alto and will be published by Scribner (you can preorder the book HERE). It would seem that James Franco has many talents … but do you think writing is one of them? Read the story (or just this excerpt) and let me know what you think. Does Franco have a future in publishing?

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Funny woman Tina Fey is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Esquire magazine. While Tina is lookin’ sexy as hell on the cover, she’s lookin’ very much the funny girl in her accompanying photospread. Here is our first look at Tina‘s Esquire coverphoto and some excerpts from her interview:

The best doughnut? That’s Peter Pan doughnuts in Brooklyn. It’s a Polish bakery. We shot nearby once for 30 Rock. It’s a white-cream-filled powdered doughnut. And I really believe, when I first tried it, if I had a penis, I would put it in this doughnut. I finally understand what you guys are thinking about and what motivates you guys.

My four-year-old daughter has a pretend hair-and-nail salon, and I was doing her hair and makeup. I said, “Hello ma’am. What’s your name? And what do you do?” And she said, “I get paid to dance at parties.” And I said, “Oh, no. That’s a terrible, terrible answer.”

She says she looks like Barack Obama. I think she heard so many people at that time saying I looked like Sarah Palin, I think she was just trying to get in on that. “I look like Barack Obama.” Okay. Sure.

Twitter seems like a busman’s holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I’ll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I’m old-fashioned that way.

Plots we would not do on 30 Rock? Let me put the Internet at ease: Liz and Jack will never be together. Not even if we go fifteen seasons. Okay, if we get to season fifteen, they’ll do it.

I think my level of fame will drop back down. I think it’ll recede. In fact, I know it will. That’s life on planet earth. And I’m okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and special treatment at the airport, what else is there?

After the jump, check out a few photos from Tina‘s photoshoot and read some more excerpts from her Esquire coverstory interview …

Blake Lively, who has just been cast as the female romantic lead in the upcoming Green Lantern film, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Esquire magazine. It would seem that the theme of her Esquire photospread is the movie Grease, behold her coverphoto:

Blake Lively graces the Feb. 2010 issue of Esquire Magazine, available Jan. 19. While the leggy blonde may play glamorous Manhattan socialite Serena on The CW soap Gossip Girl, her next role finds Lively a world away. “It was crazy,” Blake says of the Ben Affleck-directed crime drama The Town, in which she plays a cash-strapped woman who is the victim of a sexual assault. “I have a sex scene in this film and that’s never comfortable,” she tells Esquire. “You think, ‘Oh, this is going to be so awkward.’ But this scene isn’t supposed to be a steamy one – it’s sort of tragic. … I’m pretty much crying in it.”

HMMM … I know that some people are concerned that Blake‘s acting chops may not be up to par for Green Lantern but I’m thinking this movie she’s promoting in Esquire may give us a better understanding of her acting abilities. To be honest, I’m more interested in her accompanying photospread rather than her coverstory article. I’m curious to see where this Grease theme goes. I’ll have to be on the look-out for those photos when they become available.

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Megan Fox, who is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Esquire magazine, makes a bold comment on what she thinks the essential plot point of the hugely successful Disney film franchise High School Musical is all about. In her estimation, the film revolves around more than just a few tweens running around their high school merrily singing with one another … she sees a more insidious tale bubbling underneath the surface. Here is Megan‘s take on what High School Musical is “really about” as told in her coverstory interview with Esquire mag:

In the June issue of Esquire, on newsstands May 10, Megan Fox explains the true meaning of ‘High School Musical.’ “Let me tell you what it’s really about. ‘High School Musical’ is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved,” the ‘Transformers’ beauty says. Fox adds, “You have to get stoned and watch it.” We wonder if she’s speaking from experience.

Hahahaha! Well, that is quite an opinion. It’s clear that Megan is trying to make herself seem edgy by taking this shot at a very successful tween movie franchise. I suppose she feels cool, like an older kid who picks on a younger kid in the schoolyard. I dunno if this comment makes her cool but it does enlighten a bit about how the woman thinks. Perhaps it’s best that she keeps smiling for the cameras rather than offering other movie commentary. Then again, is there anyone out there who doesn’t see that she may be on to something? HMMM.

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