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Blaurgh. Last night was a lot of fun and I’m still paying for it this afternoon. I swear, I’m never drinking again … ever. But fun was had last night … for sure. After I dropped off David at the airport, I met up with my friend Johnny for a quick cameo at a TMZ party at Red Rocks on Sunset. I really love the TMZ crew … they are the coolest bunch of people and it’s always a good time seeing them out in social situations. Because they all work so hard (pretty much 24/7), it’s rare to see them socially but when there is a TMZ party, it’s deffo a party. After spending some time there, Johnny and I made our way to Bar Marmont at the Chateau Marmont to attend the I Heart Ronson party to celebrate Charlotte Ronson‘s new clothing line for JC Penney. Mark Ronson and the Version Players provided the live music and Samatha Ronson provided the party tunes after … it was a really fun event:

I managed to avoid running into Pug Dilton but I did get to chat with Nicole Richie for a bit. Her bump is getting so big! It looks much bigger in person than it does in pictures. Mark Ronson killed it on stage and Johnny and I had a blast.

But our night was over yet … after the Ronson event, we made our way to Fubar to get our drink on … and boy, did we ever. I haven’t gotten that loaded in a very long time … I mean, it was fun at the time but UGH I’m so paying for it now. I had plans to go with Darion and Kirsten to Disneyland today but, alas, the trip got scrapped cuz of my near deathness. We’re gonna try and do dinner and a movie later. Blah, we’ll see.

Last weekend, Paris Hilton posted a blogpost on her official My Space blog that alerted us to the fact that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were “assaulted for no reason” at a club in Miami, FL. According to Hilton, the pair were manhandled by brawny security guys and her “knight in shining armor” boyfriend battled “like 6 guys” all by himself. Surely a heroic act like that would leave some sort of injury on Doug‘s pretty face. At last, we have proof that Doug did get injured. Here are a couple pics of the pair out on the town together last night (which is great news considering I wondered aloud earlier today if the couple’s hot romance was cooling down) where you can clearly see just how injured Doug got in his altercation with those “like 6 guys” in Miami last week:

What? What’s that you say? You can’t see any signs of injury on Doug‘s face that confirms the fact that he took on “like 6 guys” all by himself? Well, let’s take a closer look at his injury to see if we can find it:

Oh, there it is! See, now if I hadn’t heard about his heroism in Miami, FL last weekend I might’ve assumed that that little red spot on Doug‘s lip was just a cold sore or something like that. HMMM … now, wherever could Doug have gotten a cold sore from? Well, I guess it doesn’t matter cuz we can be sure that this heinous injury came as a result of his Miami brawl. What a hero! Paris is lucky to have him as her defender … don’t you think?

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Yesterday we saw a few photos of Paris Hilton and her new man Doug Reinhardt whooping it up on a beach in Miami, FL and then we learned by way of her My Space blog that she and Doug were “assaulted for no reason” at a club later that night (due to technical difficulties with my site, my Paris blog post was deleted but her original post can be read HERE). Since Paris described a scenario where Doug was punched in the face and he had to fight off “like 6 guys”, surely there’d be some evidence of injury on his person. Here are a few new photos of Pug Dilton partying it up at a club in New Jersey last night … he looks fine to me:

HMMMMMMMMM … I’m now starting to seriously doubt that Doug Reinhardt got into a fight with 6 guys in order to defend Paris from injury. Something tells me that Doug prolly got tossed out of the club in Miami and that was that. In any event, Pug Dilton continue to take their show on the road. Who knows where the couple will end up next. Who knows what trubs the pair of them will get into at their next stop. Alls I know is … I can’t wait to find out.

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Earlier today we saw photos of Paris Hilton and her new paramour Doug Reinhardt enjoying each other’s saliva while they frolicked on a beach in Miami, FL yesterday. Well, it turns out that Paris’s visit to Florida hasn’t been all fun and games … no siree. She and Doug were assaulted, y’all … and for no reason! Imagine that. Here is the full text of Paris’s latest My Space blogpost that explains in her own words what went down in Miami … as always, all spelling and grammatical errors are her own:

Clearing a few things up

Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I’ve been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I’m about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don’t even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said ” I’ll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he’ll play whatever you want.” So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like ‘I only play this kind of music.” I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.

Another thing I keep getting are emails from you guys, calls from family, flowers from friends congratulating me on my engagement. They said they read some story the other day saying that when Doug and I went to dinner with my parents the other night that he proposed and I declined. This never happend, I dont know where they come up with these stories sometimes. All we did was have a lovely dinner at my mom’s favorite restaurant. We had all been together on My BFF Show set all day shooting scenes for this upcoming season. It was histerical and a lot of fun. But I will tell you this, Doug is an amazing guy and I feel very lucky that we found each other. We’ve been friends the past year now and have became very close. He’s my best friend, we are so much alike, we love to travel and we have the most incredible time together no matter where we are. I’ve never been happier. He truly treats me like his princess and that’s how every girl should always be treated, Never forget that ladies. My parents love him too, so I’m really happy about that. I love his parents as well, they are such a lovely family. His mother is stunning, so beautiful, sweet, funny and smart. We all had such an amazing time in Maui together, so I’m glad Doug’s getting to know my family as well.

I flew into New York this morning, I’m about to go to the Eye Wear Convention. I’m launching my new sunglass line. I’m so excited! I love wearing sunglasses and now I have my very own line! Loves it! So, I have to run, but hope everyones doing wonderfully and love you all.

Love always Paris xoxo

LOLOLOL! “Doug was fighting off like 6 guys” … yep, that sure does sound like a knight in shining armor to me (tho, by the look of the photos we saw of the pair in Miami yesterday, he was prolly more like a knight in $12 orange board shorts). It really sounds like things got out of hand and all because Paris Hilton was unhappy with the music being played at a club. Do you see the kind of power and influence that she wields? The second paragraph of Paris’s post talks about her alleged engagement to Reinhardt … it sounds like she ain’t ready to say I Do just yet. Aw shucks, well … we’ll give it 15 more minutes … mebbe they’ll get hitched soon. In any event, I’m sure we’ll be seeing photographic proof of Doug’s supposed heroism very soon … since Pug Dilton can’t go long without getting photographed, there is bound to be some evidence of Doug’s altercation with “like 6 guys” … can’t wait! In the meantime, I hope Paris learns to like the music that gets played in clubs she visits … after all, we wouldn’t want her to get assaulted for no reason again, would we?

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Yesterday we saw photos of Paris Hilton and her new man Doug Reinhardt gettin’ all smoochy at LAX Airport as they made their way out of town bound for destination unknown. Today we learn that Pug Dilton can add Miami, FL to the list of cities where they have traveled to in order to publicly suck face together since they hooked up back in February … a list that includes the cities of Los Angeles, Tokyo, Las Vegas and the island of Maui, HI. Here are photos of Pug Dilton doing their thang on a beach in Miami yesterday afternoon:

These two have totally become the new Speidi. No longer are we bombarded with photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt smoochin’ all up on one another for the cameras all over Southern California … that mantle has been passed on to (or stolen by) Paris and Doug … who aren’t satisfied with merely showboating all over town here in LA but have to take their lurve as far and wide as they can. Speidi may have originated the practice but Pug Dilton have made it an art form. See, and people say that Paris Hilton isn’t good at anything. At least now we know what she is good at … she’s really good at spreading things … like love and other stuff. Good for her! I suspect that Pug Dilton will be staying in Miami (or at least in the area) thru the weekend. I can’t wait to see what other misadventures are in store for the two of them!

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The fabulous Kathy Griffin teamed up with Paris Hilton yesterday for a little shopping excursion on Robertson Blvd. with a few of their closest friends … with cameras. Both ladies dressed colorfully for the event and Paris even brought along her newest pet (a gift from current boyfriend Doug Reinhardt) to partake in yesterday’s fun. Here are a few photos:

HMMM, something tells me that this seemingly innocent shopping trip was prolly some sort of publicity stunt, yes? Kathy will be hosting Bravo TV‘s second annual A-List Awards and methinks that yesterday’s outing had something to do with the show … call me crazy but that’s my guess. I seem to recall that around this time last year Kathy went on another high-profile shopping excursion with a notorious Z-List celeb … she was tooling around Beverly Hills, CA with Adnan Ghalib. That footage ended up on the last season of her Bravo TV series My Life on the D-List. I suppose it’s possible that her playdate with Paris Hilton might end up on the next season of D-List as well. Time will tell.

When Paris was finished playing with Kathy, she hooked back up with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and the pair made their way to LAX Airport. After the jump, check out a photo of the couple’s arrival at the airport last night and of the two of them sucking face in the security line …

Man … things move fast for Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt. Mere weeks after the couple met and started going out, rumors began to swirl that the pair might be thinking of marriage … well, actually, it was reported that Doug had purchased a ring for Paris and was planning to pop the question. Today we learn from In Touch magazine that Doug is now talking about his desires to have a baby with Paris. Um, yeah:

Nicole’s longtime BFF, Paris Hilton, 28, may be joining the mom club now that she’s serious with The Hills’ Doug Reinhardt. “Paris would make a great mom — she’s my Angel Princess. I’d love to have some mini Parises one day,” Doug told In Touch at LA’s MyHouse on March 20. “I’d love to have children, that’s what completes your life,” added Paris. Doug, 23, is also a better fit than her ex Benji Madden. “She thought she could look past his tattoos and piercings, but Paris wants her children to have a clean-cut father,” says an insider. “And they’re crazy about each other.”

Lord have mercy on all our souls. While I absolutely support and endorse that Paris and Doug‘s relationship together I think I have to draw the line at makin’ babies. First, no. Second, oh my God no! Can you imagine what a child borne of Paris Hilton‘s loins might mean for the world? I’m thinkin’ Armageddon. The whole notion of Pug Dilton raising a child together is … frightening. I suppose it’s possible that a baby might help Paris Hilton grow up and mature but is it really worth putting a baby thru the trail and error in the hopes that Paris changes? I realize that this baby talk is prolly coming out just to generate attention but, still, the thought that it might actually happen one day is really, really terrifying. I think I’d rather the Octomom have another litter of babies than let Paris Hilton birth one baby. Oy! What do y’all think … could the world really handle a baby Paris?

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In what could either be described as the best news ever or the most horrible tragedy to befall the sanctity of marriage, it is being reported that Doug Reinhardt is RUMORED to be ready to ask Paris Hilton to marry him. On the one hand, this could be good news because their marriage would keep each of them away from other innocent people. On the other hand, this could be bad news because the thought of Paris getting married is just … wrong. Here are a few pictures of Pug Dilton as they made their way to a club in SoCal earlier this week and the alleged deets of Doug‘s proposal plans:

Doug Reinhardt – who has been dating the hotel heiress since last month – is keen to tie the knot and has asked her father Rick for Paris’ hand in marriage. A source said: “Doug is smitten with Paris and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He’s already found the perfect ring, asked her father for permission and is now waiting for the right time to pop the question.” Doug, who stars in the US reality TV show ‘The Hills’, has spared no expense on the ring and intends to propose in Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont’s Bungalow 3. Doug and Paris – who split from rocker lover Benji Madden last year – recently took their relationship to the next level after he bought her an expensive pet. A source revealed: “Doug bought Paris a $10,000 teacup Pomeranian dog when they were in Japan recently. He went to all her appearances and shoots and would just stare at her adoringly. He says she’s the hottest girl on the planet.” The tiny dog seems to have won animal lover Paris’ heart. The source added: “Paris thinks Doug is handsome, generous and fun to be with.”

LOL! This is so ridiculous … but I really do hope it eventually turns out to be true. As I’ve said ever since the couple paired up, Pug Dilton absolutely belong together. They are so well suited for one another and are each deserving of the other … I really would love for them to stay together forever. How much fun would a Paris Hilton wedding be? Can you imagine how garishly fug the whole affair would be? Rumors of proposals like this very rarely turn out to be true … which is sad … cuz I’d love to see these two tie the knot.

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Earlier this week we saw a few nauseating photos of hot new couple Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt lovin’ all up on one another as they holidayed in Maui, HI shortly after the pair loved up one another in Las Vegas, NV … but, alas, the vacay is over for the lovebirds since they were spotted sucking each other’s faces here in SoCal last night:

Clearly the couple are gunning for most obnoxious couple and are workin’ overtime to steal that title from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. In all honesty, Speidi have chilled out considerably on the ever-present PDA photoshoots and Pug Dilton have stepped in to fill the void. Could there be a feud brewin’? Which would YOU rather see … photos of Speidi lockin’ lips or photos of Pug Dilton suckin’ face?

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Paris Hilton and new flame Doug Reinhardt, who are still currently enjoying a bit of vacay time in Hawaii, appear to have taken their relationship to the next level. Doug‘s mother Kelly has joined the pair on their holiday and was seen chillin’ with her son and his new ladylove on the island of Maui this week, behold:

It’s hard to know what to wear when you meet a new boyfriend’s parents for the first time. Is the dress too low-cut? The hemline too short? Or, in Paris Hilton’s case, will your new mother-in-law’s outfit overshadow yours? As the heiress and new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt holidayed in Hawaii yesterday, they were joined by his lookalike mother. With their bleached blonde hair, tanned skin, lipgloss and sundresses Paris and Kelly Reinhardt could have been sisters. But while Paris carried a petite white bag she was out-accessorized by Kelly, who chose an eye-catching oversized embellished designer bag.

Oh yes … yes, yes, yes … you can DEFFO tell that Paris fits in PERFECTLY with the Reinhardts. If I remember correctly, and I think I do, the Reinhardt family got their riches because they invented the frozen burrito. As you may recall, Casey Reinhardt (Doug‘s younger sister) was part of the cast of the second season of MTV‘s Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County and explained to her friends that that was her her family made their money … via the invention of the frozen burrito(I remember the scene, cuz Casey was screaming for her maid Esmeralda to make a batch of quesadillas for her and her friends to eat on her bed … and she called them quesa-dillas with the Ls incorrectly pronounced). My point is that a hotel heirass and a frozen burrito heir sound like they were truly made for one another. Paris Hilton need only look at Mama Reinhardt to see her future … I can’t get over how well-suited they are for one another.

But Pug Dilton did more in Hawaii than just hang out with Doug‘s mom … oh yes … they spent part of their time scuba diving and mugging for the cameras, natch! After the jump, check out more pics of the playful pair in paradise …