So … mebbe Paris Hilton can’t live without Doug Reinhardt after all. In a roller-coaster week of break-ups, fights, hook-ups it seems that Pug Dilton may be getting back together. You may recall that Paris issued a statement to People magazine on Tuesday that she had officially broken-up with Doug and then spent her Wednesday night mackin’ on soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo. But now, according to TMZ, Paris may be having second thoughts about that “official break-up” and claim that she went back to Doug last night begging him to take her back. Um … true love wins out?

Paris Hilton traded the Euro for the good ol’ U.S. last night — she spent the evening with Doug Reinhardt. Wednesday night/Thursday early early, Paris hooked up with Cristiano Ronaldo — who can forget our pic of Paris’ ass as she mauled the soccer star? But our spies say last night Paris begged Doug to take her back. She told him she loved him and had made a mistake by breaking up with him. We’re told she was texting him all night and then showed up at his house at 4 AM this morning, banging on his door. Apparently Doug succumbed to her charm … which means he scored.

Please ye gods above and below … thruout the ether of the vast expanse of infinity … let Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt stay together FOREVER! I truly hope that this news of reconciliation turns out to be true because I fully contend that the population of Earth would be much served if Pug Dilton kept their communicable love between themselves. I cannot stress this enough … Paris and Doug are PERFECT and they absolutely DESERVE one another. Please gods … let them keep it together.

This is … good news … yes?

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Oh man … something really bad must’ve gone down last night. We just learned that Paris Hilton was involved in some sort of altercation last night that involved (either directly or indirectly) her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt … and now, People magazine is reporting that Paris and Doug have broken up! Pug Dilton are dunzo, y’all!

It’s over for Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt of The Hills, PEOPLE has confirmed. “In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says. Hilton, 28, and Reinhardt, 24, had been together for six months. Reinhardt’s rep had no immediate comment.

What.The.Eff?!? Whatever went down last night has to have something to do with this sudden split. The couple were doing just fine yesterday … they just got back from an extended vacay together … and they were even talking about the possibility of marriage later on in the Summer. This really sucks … I LOVED Pug Dilton together … that way, both Paris and Doug would stay away from other innocent people. I, for one, will really miss Pug Dilton … I thought for sure they’d stay together forever … I mean, you can’t fake a love like THIS. Man … we have to find out what went down last night.

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After recently hinting that she and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt might elope while they were vacationing in France, Paris Hilton is now hinting that the couple may actually get married here in the US this Summer. Speaking to E! on the red carpet at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards, Paris coyly suggested that Pug Dilton might say I Do in the coming months:

Last time we checked in with Paris Hilton’s man-toy, Doug Reinhardt, he told us there was no secret engagement with his beloved Pare-poo. But our well-placed Hilton sources insisted that a summer wedding between P & D was still on—for now. So what did Ms. Hilton herself say when we asked her if wedding bells would be ringing like we hear they are so set to do in August? At the MTV Awards, the thin-but-not-too-thin rich bitch started giggling and looked at Doug, attached to her arm: “You know, we’ll see. If things go the way they are…Let’s just say I’ve never been happier. You never know.” Weird thing here, folks, is we totally believe her. Paris seriously looks happier with this guy than any one of her other fiancés or boyfriends. I mean, come on: With Paris Latsis it was like she was with her brother, and with Benji Madden it was like she was with her…weird cousin. But the real tell-tale sign is that Doug just seems so wrong—that he’s actually totally perfect for her! He’s got money, so it’s not like he’s needs a Hilton allowance. He still gives Paris the upper hand like she needs in relayshs, ya know—since he’s jobless he can be at her beck ‘n’ call and help out with My New BFF, where he’s now following her to Dubai to film there. Plus, both Paris and Doug have been with everyone else in Hollywood. Maybe they have the sluttiness out of their systems? We give our A.T. blessing, even if others are hesitant to. It’s a match made in ho-heaven!

To quote Paris Hilton herself, all of her marriage shizz is “fake and lame”. While she seems to think that the drama showcased on the MTV reality TV show The Hills is “fake and lame”, I think her constant need to try and convince people that she is serious about marrying whatever guy she happens to be with at the time is pretty effing “fake and lame”. As I’ve said all along, I think that Doug is the PERFECT match for her and I would love for them to get married (if only to shield the rest of humanity from either of them) but her constant need to have us believe she’s getting married is really tired. I guess it bothers me that she can treat the practice of marriage as a PR soundbite to get attention (as if she needs any more of that) while scores of other people are working so hard just to have the right to marry in this country. To clarify, I think Pug Dilton should get married … should buy their own deserted island … and should settle down and out of our sight ’til death do they part. But her constant need to do this “we’ll see” bullshizz is the absolute definition of “fake and lame”.

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Clearly, the folks who voted for the 2009 MTV Movie Awards were BIG Twilight fans because they chose to heap numerous awards on the film and its actors over bigger movie blockbusters like Batman: The Dark Knight and the Academy Award winning film Slumdog Millionaire. The show should’ve been renamed the 2009 MTV Twilight Awards cuz, really, that’s what the whole thing turned out to be. Here are a few pics of some of the red carpet arrivals at the Gibson Amphitheater at Universal Studios in Hollywood, CA, a run-down of what went down last night and some pics from the show itself:

The MTV Movie Awards were a blood bath Sunday night with “Twilight” taking five trophies, including best movie. But it was Sacha Baron Cohen who gave the show its trademark bizarro moment when he landed upside-down on the lap of Eminem, who may or may not have been deeply offended. “Twilight,” the popular vampire drama starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, sucked up golden popcorn trophies for best movie, best fight, best kiss, breakthrough male performance and female performance during Sunday’s freewheeling and often-bleeped ceremony at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, Calif. “The fans are the ultimate driving force,” Stewart said while accepting her best female performance trophy (which she promptly dropped on the floor, breaking off a chunk of the golden popcorn). Awards were decided by fan votes. Other winners included “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” star Zac Efron for male performance and his co-star Ashley Tisdale for female breakthrough performance. Miley Cyrus accepted the best song from a movie prize for “The Climb” from “Hannah Montana: The Movie,” preventing “Twilight” from sweeping all six nominated categories. An award new to this year, the “WTF moment,” went to Amy Poehler’s scene in “Baby Mama” where she urinates in a sink. But even that was upstaged by Baron Cohen, who flew in on a wire, hanging above the audience. Dressed as flamboyant character “Bruno” in a pair of feathery white wings and his rear end mostly exposed, the comedian crashed into an overhead obstacle and was lowered headfirst into the lap of Eminem, his bare hindquarters in the rapper’s face. “Is the real Slim Shady about to stand up?” chirped Baron Cohen. Eminem seemed visibly upset by the encounter, and members of his entourage roughly removed Baron Cohen as the rapper struggled to get out. But had the rapper’s self-styled homophobic character been punked by Baron Cohen and MTV, or was he in on the elaborate stunt? Free of the scene, Eminem stormed out with his entourage in tow — and cameras rolling — and hit the exits. Baron Cohen’s descent to the audience was included in rehearsals, but Eminem — who performed Sunday night — didn’t take part in that piece of the run-through. As the rapper stormed off, it sounded as though he was wearing a microphone, and cameras were in position to record his fast exit, but he was not seen or heard from again. Baron Cohen’s publicist, Matthew Labov, had no comment when reached after the show. A spokeswoman for MTV would not confirm whether Eminem was caught by surprise, and representatives for the rapper did not immediately return requests for comment Sunday night … Besides handing out awards for movies from the past year, MTV debuted new footage from the upcoming films “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” and “New Moon.” The highlight of the “Twilight” sequel clip: A newly buff Taylor Lautner transformed instantly into a giant, menacing canine, fans’ first look at one of the storyline’s werewolves.

LOL. I was surprised that Twilight only won 5 awards … from watching the show, it seemed like the movie won every category announced. It’s very clear that the Twilighters have spoken … and they love their vamps! They also love their awkwardly, fidgety starlet Kristen Stewart … who fumbled and itched her head thruout her acceptance speech for Best Female Performance (she looked like a crack addict pheenin’ for a hit) — and then dropped her award trophy onto the ground. In case you missed it the first time or just wanna watch it again, you can watch the full video of her onstage acceptance speech (and fumble) after the jump …

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Paris Hilton, newly returned to the US from her travels abroad with latest boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, gave a short interview to US Weekly magazine yesterday and had a few colorful things to say about the MTV reality TV show The Hills. You may recall that Paris’s beau, Doug, made a name for himself by appearing on the show as Lauren LC Conrad’s romantic love interest on The Hills before she dumped him on the show. He hung around for a few eps by trying to befriend Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado … but off-screen, he set his sights on achieving fame by dating Amanda Bynes. After she dumped him, the next logical course of action was to date Paris Hilton and BAM! the perfect couple was born. But, according to Paris Hilton, she is not a fan of The Hills … primarily because she believes it is “fake and lame”:

Paris Hilton says her beau Doug Reinhardt won’t be appearing on MTV’s The Hills again. “The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC. Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show. Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad’s back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt. But Hilton told Us the show portrayed Reinhardt “in a way he’s not.” “They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” she said. “I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.” Reinhardt’s reality days aren’t entirely over. He will appear on the second season of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which debuts June 2 on MTV. “It was great,” she told Us. “He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. With him there, he always gave the most amazing ideas. They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai [Hilton filmed a version of her American reality show there]. They loved his ideas so much.”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I cannot even believe some of the things that come out of Hilton’s mouth. She is SOOOOO ridiculous, it’s beyond hilarious. I suppose the logical question would be how can Paris Hilton think The Hills is “fake and lame” if she’s “never seen the show in [her] life”? At least we can take comfort that her reality TV show My New BFF isn’t fake and lame, right? I just pray to the gods above that Paris and Doug will stay together forever … FOREVER! They so deserve one another more than any two people on Earth.

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After spending a couple of weeks gallivanting (and grossing people out) around Europe, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt made their way back to the US yesterday landing at JFK Airport in NYC flying in from London, England. I guess since they are both US citizens we kinda have to take ‘em back … but if any nice country out there would like to adopt and keep them, I’m sure we can work out an arrangement (we’ll pay, handsomely). But for now … they’re our problem again. Here are pics of the happy couple as they made their way thru the arrivals area at JFK:

When last we heard from Pug Dilton, they were teasing the press by saying that they might be getting married in France but, alas, it never came to pass. At least we can take heart that the sanctity of marriage is reserved for the likes of Pug Dilton. Doesn’t that thought warm the cockles of your heart?

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt, who have made their way to the South of France to attend festivities for the Cannes Film Festival (and to thoroughly gross out other people in their general vicinity with their intense lust for one another), have been talking to Extra! TV about the possibility of gettin’ hitched while they are in France! I, personally, do not believe that any such nonsense is actually in the works but what better way to get press coverage than to hint that you *might* be getting married … it worked for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Here is the report from Extra!:

Socialite Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have been spotted canoodling at nearly every event at Cannes Film Festival, but are they ready to take their relationship to the next level? Reinhardt, 23, tells “Extra” a wedding isn’t out of the question! “We’ll see! You never know what will happen,” said the reality show hunk, adding, “We’re very happy. We’re having a lot of fun. We laugh, we love each other. Couldn’t ask for more.” Hilton, 28, confirms the feelings are mutual. “I’ve never been happier. We’re best friends. We have the best time together. We really enjoy life. We are so much alike. I’m happy.” Reinhardt appeared on “The Hills” and previously dated Lauren Conrad and Amanda Bynes. He admits life with Paris is different. “It’s changed over the last year… She’s everything I dreamt of and she’s amazing girl and I’m having the most fun with her and she’s awesome.” Totally.

Pshaw … I’ve contended all along that Pug Dilton was made for each other, this news that they “are so much alike” is old news to me. As much as some of their grossness (ie. the open mouth hoarding of each other’s tongues) kinda revolts me, I’m thoroughly happy that they are attached to one another. I am really rooting for these two to stay together forever. I sincerely doubt that they are planning to wed on this trip to France but I’m not counting out a trip down the aisle for Pug Dilton at some point in the future … here’s hoping it’s sometime soon!!

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