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Clearly, the folks who voted for the 2009 MTV Movie Awards were BIG Twilight fans because they chose to heap numerous awards on the film and its actors over bigger movie blockbusters like Batman: The Dark Knight and the Academy Award winning film Slumdog Millionaire. The show should’ve been renamed the 2009 MTV Twilight Awards cuz, really, that’s what the whole thing turned out to be. Here are a few pics of some of the red carpet arrivals at the Gibson Amphitheater at Universal Studios in Hollywood, CA, a run-down of what went down last night and some pics from the show itself:

The MTV Movie Awards were a blood bath Sunday night with “Twilight” taking five trophies, including best movie. But it was Sacha Baron Cohen who gave the show its trademark bizarro moment when he landed upside-down on the lap of Eminem, who may or may not have been deeply offended. “Twilight,” the popular vampire drama starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, sucked up golden popcorn trophies for best movie, best fight, best kiss, breakthrough male performance and female performance during Sunday’s freewheeling and often-bleeped ceremony at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, Calif. “The fans are the ultimate driving force,” Stewart said while accepting her best female performance trophy (which she promptly dropped on the floor, breaking off a chunk of the golden popcorn). Awards were decided by fan votes. Other winners included “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” star Zac Efron for male performance and his co-star Ashley Tisdale for female breakthrough performance. Miley Cyrus accepted the best song from a movie prize for “The Climb” from “Hannah Montana: The Movie,” preventing “Twilight” from sweeping all six nominated categories. An award new to this year, the “WTF moment,” went to Amy Poehler’s scene in “Baby Mama” where she urinates in a sink. But even that was upstaged by Baron Cohen, who flew in on a wire, hanging above the audience. Dressed as flamboyant character “Bruno” in a pair of feathery white wings and his rear end mostly exposed, the comedian crashed into an overhead obstacle and was lowered headfirst into the lap of Eminem, his bare hindquarters in the rapper’s face. “Is the real Slim Shady about to stand up?” chirped Baron Cohen. Eminem seemed visibly upset by the encounter, and members of his entourage roughly removed Baron Cohen as the rapper struggled to get out. But had the rapper’s self-styled homophobic character been punked by Baron Cohen and MTV, or was he in on the elaborate stunt? Free of the scene, Eminem stormed out with his entourage in tow — and cameras rolling — and hit the exits. Baron Cohen’s descent to the audience was included in rehearsals, but Eminem — who performed Sunday night — didn’t take part in that piece of the run-through. As the rapper stormed off, it sounded as though he was wearing a microphone, and cameras were in position to record his fast exit, but he was not seen or heard from again. Baron Cohen’s publicist, Matthew Labov, had no comment when reached after the show. A spokeswoman for MTV would not confirm whether Eminem was caught by surprise, and representatives for the rapper did not immediately return requests for comment Sunday night … Besides handing out awards for movies from the past year, MTV debuted new footage from the upcoming films “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” “Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince” and “New Moon.” The highlight of the “Twilight” sequel clip: A newly buff Taylor Lautner transformed instantly into a giant, menacing canine, fans’ first look at one of the storyline’s werewolves.

LOL. I was surprised that Twilight only won 5 awards … from watching the show, it seemed like the movie won every category announced. It’s very clear that the Twilighters have spoken … and they love their vamps! They also love their awkwardly, fidgety starlet Kristen Stewart … who fumbled and itched her head thruout her acceptance speech for Best Female Performance (she looked like a crack addict pheenin’ for a hit) — and then dropped her award trophy onto the ground. In case you missed it the first time or just wanna watch it again, you can watch the full video of her onstage acceptance speech (and fumble) after the jump …

Paris Hilton, newly returned to the US from her travels abroad with latest boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, gave a short interview to US Weekly magazine yesterday and had a few colorful things to say about the MTV reality TV show The Hills. You may recall that Paris‘s beau, Doug, made a name for himself by appearing on the show as Lauren LC Conrad‘s romantic love interest on The Hills before she dumped him on the show. He hung around for a few eps by trying to befriend Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado … but off-screen, he set his sights on achieving fame by dating Amanda Bynes. After she dumped him, the next logical course of action was to date Paris Hilton and BAM! the perfect couple was born. But, according to Paris Hilton, she is not a fan of The Hills … primarily because she believes it is “fake and lame”:

Paris Hilton says her beau Doug Reinhardt won’t be appearing on MTV’s The Hills again. “The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC. Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show. Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad’s back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt. But Hilton told Us the show portrayed Reinhardt “in a way he’s not.” “They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” she said. “I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.” Reinhardt’s reality days aren’t entirely over. He will appear on the second season of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which debuts June 2 on MTV. “It was great,” she told Us. “He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. With him there, he always gave the most amazing ideas. They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai [Hilton filmed a version of her American reality show there]. They loved his ideas so much.”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I cannot even believe some of the things that come out of Hilton‘s mouth. She is SOOOOO ridiculous, it’s beyond hilarious. I suppose the logical question would be how can Paris Hilton think The Hills is “fake and lame” if she’s “never seen the show in [her] life”? At least we can take comfort that her reality TV show My New BFF isn’t fake and lame, right? I just pray to the gods above that Paris and Doug will stay together forever … FOREVER! They so deserve one another more than any two people on Earth.

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After spending a couple of weeks gallivanting (and grossing people out) around Europe, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt made their way back to the US yesterday landing at JFK Airport in NYC flying in from London, England. I guess since they are both US citizens we kinda have to take ‘em back … but if any nice country out there would like to adopt and keep them, I’m sure we can work out an arrangement (we’ll pay, handsomely). But for now … they’re our problem again. Here are pics of the happy couple as they made their way thru the arrivals area at JFK:

When last we heard from Pug Dilton, they were teasing the press by saying that they might be getting married in France but, alas, it never came to pass. At least we can take heart that the sanctity of marriage is reserved for the likes of Pug Dilton. Doesn’t that thought warm the cockles of your heart?

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt, who have made their way to the South of France to attend festivities for the Cannes Film Festival (and to thoroughly gross out other people in their general vicinity with their intense lust for one another), have been talking to Extra! TV about the possibility of gettin’ hitched while they are in France! I, personally, do not believe that any such nonsense is actually in the works but what better way to get press coverage than to hint that you *might* be getting married … it worked for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Here is the report from Extra!:

Socialite Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have been spotted canoodling at nearly every event at Cannes Film Festival, but are they ready to take their relationship to the next level? Reinhardt, 23, tells “Extra” a wedding isn’t out of the question! “We’ll see! You never know what will happen,” said the reality show hunk, adding, “We’re very happy. We’re having a lot of fun. We laugh, we love each other. Couldn’t ask for more.” Hilton, 28, confirms the feelings are mutual. “I’ve never been happier. We’re best friends. We have the best time together. We really enjoy life. We are so much alike. I’m happy.” Reinhardt appeared on “The Hills” and previously dated Lauren Conrad and Amanda Bynes. He admits life with Paris is different. “It’s changed over the last year… She’s everything I dreamt of and she’s amazing girl and I’m having the most fun with her and she’s awesome.” Totally.

Pshaw … I’ve contended all along that Pug Dilton was made for each other, this news that they “are so much alike” is old news to me. As much as some of their grossness (ie. the open mouth hoarding of each other’s tongues) kinda revolts me, I’m thoroughly happy that they are attached to one another. I am really rooting for these two to stay together forever. I sincerely doubt that they are planning to wed on this trip to France but I’m not counting out a trip down the aisle for Pug Dilton at some point in the future … here’s hoping it’s sometime soon!!

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Blech … new photos of Paris Hilton and her new man Doug Reinhardt getting down and dirty while partying at the Cannes Film Festival have come to light. While I really wish I could unsee the horror that I subjected my poor eyes to, I’m afraid that isn’t possible. And so, because misery loves company, I want to share the photos with all y’all. Here is a batch of highly unsettling photos of Pug Dilton gettin’ freaky with one another inside a club this week:

After starring in 2004 sex tape 1 Night In Paris, you’d expect Paris Hilton to stay away from home videos. But during her latest night out in Cannes, the hotel heiress shed her inhibitions and put on a sexy show as she was filmed by her latest boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. After changing from a gold sequinned mini-dress into a tiny black number, the socialite ended up flashing her knickers at fellow partygoers as she grappled with Doug on the dancefloor. After filming Paris, 28, perform a sexy dance, besotted Doug, 23, pulled his girlfriend onto his lap for a very public kissing session. The couple, who have been dating for three months, couldn’t keep their hands off each other at the VIP Rooms club on the French Riviera. Earlier that night, the couple put on another display of public affection as they enjoyed a spot of tonsil-tennis in full view of the hundreds of revellers. The bash was held in honour of Paris to celebrate the sale of her documentary Paris, Not France, which she has been touting around the festival this week.

Ugh. Trust me … you ain’t even seen the grossest display of Pug Dilton‘s affection for one another. If you think you can handle it … there’s more. After the jump, check out one more photo that will surely have you thinking Why, gods, why? …

Paris Hilton and her newest beau Doug Reinhardt have made their way to Nice, France to partake of the festivities at the Cannes Film Festival … altho neither one of them has anything significant at all do with the film industry. They do, however, have much experience with socializing, wining & dining and public displays of affection … as is evident by these photos of Pug Dilton sucking face on a yacht in the Cannes Harbor named Valletta:

Judging by the communicableness of Pug Dilton‘s love for one another, do you suppose Valetta is French for Valtrex? Just kidding. I think.

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US Weekly magazine hosted their annual Hot Hollywood Style party at My House nightclub here in LA, CA last night and managed to attempted to bring out all of the fabulously stylish people in Hollywood … but they only managed to lure folks like Paris Hilton (who would show up at the opening of a door) and Fergie Ferg (who we’ve already seen today is a MEGA style maven). But, some pretty cool folks like Eliza Dushku and Ashley Jones (who currently stars in the CBS soap The Bold and the Beautiful but will also appear in the second season of HBO‘s True Blood this Summer) as well. Here are a few pics from the red carpet arrivals last night:

Yes, yes … the usual suspects posing for the cameras. I’m not sure what exactly the criteria is for one to be deemed to have Hot Hollywood Style but I guess this is it. I seem to recall that previous parties from previous years seemed to have a more impressive turnout. In any event, it was US Weekly‘s party and they can cry if they want to (and if I were them, I would). Better luck next year!

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Yesterday was the third and final day of the 2009 installment of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA and, despite the soaring temperatures, folks streamed out for the last day of the fest to take in acts like Lykke Li, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Public Enemy and headliners The Cure. Here are a few photos of these acts on the performance stage yesterday and some info about how the fest got all wrapped up:

It took a while to get to the last day of this year’s Coachella Festival, but just a few notes from the voice of Antony made it all worth it. Dressed in a baggy cream shirt & black pants, the leader of Antony & the Johnsons proved once again to be what I hope Heaven sounds like. His show on the Outdoor Stage, where more and more I think the truly best bands were this year, was a swirl of the romantic, the exotic and the amazing. That standard continued with the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs. Karen O, whose multi-leafed golden frock reminded everyone why she is the most captivating fashion forward person in music right now, held the Main stage masses in her hands & never let go through a string of Alt-rock classics and classics to be. As with TV On The Radio on Saturday, the NYC band showed the sunset slot is where the bands that will define this year’s Coachella showed their stuff. Plus, there can be no doubt that the equally effortlessly cool Nick Zinner has become one of the great guitar heroes of our time and that in Brian Chase he is anchored by one of the best drummers around. If you weren’t at Coachella this year, see if you can find a clip of the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs doing “Gold Lion” from Coachella 2009 and you’ll understand … My Bloody Valentine weren’t anywhere near as punishingly loud as I remember them being back in the early 1990s, but they were certainly as good. Their set on the Main Stage seemed to start off almost tame and then it began to build and build over an hour into a 20 minute hypnotic frenzy that redefined what guitars should do. MBV then lapsed back into conventional song structure – conventional for MBV that is – before going right back into the madness. By the time the Cure came out to finish off the night, despite rumors floating around that the Beastie Boys were going to make a surprise appearance to cap Coachella’s 10th anniversary, the main field looked almost full of fans. Robert Smith, still significantly supporting the hair spray industry with his crazy puffed out hair, and crew put on an exhaustive show that bordered on the psychedelic. The girls all danced and the men they were there with tried to not let it show that they were remembering the bad depressive Cure inspired verse they used to write to pick up girls. Sadly for the Cure, slabs of the audience lacked the endurance the band had and started streaming out. The festival organizers lacked some of that enthusiasm too. The plug was pulled on the band at 12:30, leaving the Cure to end the last few songs of their set with only their onstage monitors as amplification. In true Coachella sprit, despite the Coachella organizers themselves, the band played on. They only finally left the stage, to wild applause from the loyal remaining few, when the stage lights were turned off and the field lights were turned on.

It’s a bummer that The Cure had to have the plug pulled on them but I understand that there is a very expensive fine for going past the noise curfew. The fest is reportedly charged $1,000. for every minute past 12AM that a band performs … Paul McCartney went over by 50 minutes on Friday night so I’m sure the festival decided to cut their losses and pull the plug on The Cure as quickly as they could (after all, there was no way they were gonna cut off Sir Paul). And with that … another Coachella goes into the record books. I understand that attendance was pretty good this year, despite the flailing economy … which is a good sign that the fest will continue for many years to come. After the jump, check out some photos of some of the celebs who came out for Coachella this weekend — you’ll be happy to know that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt made an appearance …

When last we saw Paris Hilton terrorizing the unsuspecting public, she was in Dallas, TX trying to find herself a new BFF to use and then cast aside for her own purposes … but since then, she has packed up her new beau Doug Reinhardt and has made her way to the other side of the pond to grace the fine British people with her presence. Here are new pics of Pug Dilton causing a rucuks in London, England last night as the pair made their way from place to place making sure to lure the willing paparzzi along every step of the way:

London is but the latest far-flung destination that has had to cope with Pug Dilton‘s traveling sideshow. The couple have been making their way around the globe in recent months spreading their lurve of being seen as far and wide as possible. I doubt that the couple plans to slow down their jet-setting anytime soon. The more I see Pug Dilton together, the more I’m convinced that they are destined to be together — forever. If Doug can endure the wonkiness, she should lock that man down into unholy matrimony as soon as she can. I’m just sayin’.

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Bravo TV hosted the 2009 A-List Awards at The Orpheum Theater here in LA last night and they managed to attract a whole lotta D-Listers (and lower) to the event. The second annual award show (completely made up by Bravo TV to hand out awards to the the reality TV “stars” they created themselves) was, once again, hosted by Kathy Griffin and seeks to honor “the best in food, fashion, beauty, design and pop culture”. Here are a few pics of some of the supposed A-Listers who came out for the event yesterday:

Um, let’s be real here … there ain’t nothing A-List about the A-List Awards. How much do you wanna bet that Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan grabbed the closest scantily-clad woman in sight so that he would get photographed by the assembled media folks (and how much do you want to bet that Tila Tequila thought she was posing for a pic with Uncle Fester from The Addams Family)? I got $10. I mean, I get that Bravo is trying to start something akin to the MTV Video Music Awards with their little show but I’m afraid it ain’t gonna happen. The network boldly nominated some bona fide A-List people (David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Michelle Obama, Tina Fey) but when all you get on your red carpet is Pug Dilton and Aubrey O’Day, well, mebbe it’s time to change the name of your awards show … perhaps the A-Hole Awards? I keed, I keed … but seriously …. they should stop. That being said, I do love Kathy Griffin and if they keep getting her to host, I’ll prolly watch it in reruns or something. Or, you know, not.

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