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It was a Happy Xmas for Playboy model Lindsay Lohan and her family this year (er, well, most of her family) as they all celebrated together at their Long Island, NY home this year. Lindsay, who has been behaving very well lately, made the trek cross-country to be with her mother Dina Lohan and her siblings Michael, Aliana and Dakota for Xmas this year (WITH permission from her probation officer/the courts) and as you can see from the group photo below … they were all very merry, indeed. Unsurprisingly, daddy Michael Lohan was not included in this year’s Xmas celebration … because he was prolly in jail or in a hospital or something. In any event, the Lohan Xmas photo ended up in the hands of TMZ … naturally. Check it out below.

Last week we learned the unsurprising news that trainwreck Lindsay Lohan has decided to pose for Playboy magazine in an effort to try and stay relevant (and make some much needed money). Shortly after we learned of the Playboy deal, Lindsay‘s mother Dina Lohan confirmed that the shoot “went well”. This week, Dina is speaking more extensively about her daughter’s decision to pose nude in Playboy magazine … in an effort to promote the book she is trying to sell that reportedly chronicles her daughter’s infamous drug use. It’s a proud day for mothers when Dina Lohan decides to give interviews, ain’t it?

Yesterday we learned that Lindsay Lohan reportedly posted for Playboy magazine over the weekend at a rented mansion in Beverly Hills, CA (a shoot where her teenaged sister Aliana Ali Lohan was in attendance). Today we learn that Lindsay‘s mother Dina Lohan is in full support of the shoot. In response to a question about the photoshoot, Dina assures us that it “went well”. I mean, if one’s own mother is in full support of one’s nekkid magazine pictorial then everything is just peachy keen, right? AND, get this, TMZ is now reporting that L. Lo is gonna be FULL FRONTAL nude in her issue of Playboy. Whew! So glad the shoot “went well”.

Now that Lindsay Lohan is back in hot water again, legally of course, the time is PERFECT for someone to shop around a tell-all book about her alleged drug use. Of course, a book like this would be even more valuable if it came from someone in her inner circle … even MORE valuable if it came from someone in her family. Now … which member of her family could do such a thing? According to TMZ, that person would be her mother Dina Lohan … who, they report, is shopping a memoir that chronicles her daughter’s rampant partying and destructive drug use. Surprised? Not me.

Brace yourselves, y’all … cuz what I’m about to share with you is … unsettling … to say the least. Rumor Fix was in this hiz this week at Dina Lohan‘s 49th birthday party in NYC and they managed to snap photos of Dina and daughter Lindsay Lohan sharing a kiss for the special occasion. But it wasn’t your run-of-the-mill sweet kiss between mother and daughter … the open mouth smooch looked, well, less than sweet. What’s worse is that Dina‘s youngest son Dakota Cody Lohan was seating right next to Dina and Linds while they made out for the cameras. Ugh, as if the poor kid hasn’t suffered enough being a Lohan. If you think you can handle it, check out the photos below.

In celebration of Mother’s Day here in the US tomorrow, The Daily Beast reached out to none other than Dina Lohan to provide their readers with some of her very own parenting advice. That’s right, what better person than a mother of a convicted criminal who is currently serving out the community service hours from her latest probation violation sentence is there to get parenting advice from? If you’re looking for a bit of a laugh, read below to find out what kind of parenting advice Dina Lohan has to give.

When last we checked in with the abnormally troubled Lindsay Lohan, she was getting pulled over for a traffic violation on her way to the hair salon just hours after a court hearing in LA last week. Today we learn that Lindsay has been given leave of SoCal and has been allowed to fly back East to NYC to spend some time with her family there. Lindsay flew into NYC last night and was greeted by the paparazzi … which she seemed to take issue with on Twitter as soon as she landed.

Shortly after Lindsay Lohan appeared in California court for a hearing concerning her felony grand theft charge this week, Linds sneaked out of her Venice, CA apartment to enjoy an outing with her family, including mother Dina Lohan and little brother Dakota Cody Lohan. Clearly unfazed by the real possibility that she will be going back to jail for her crimes, L. Lo and co. decided to hit the town as if it was any other day.

With another court appearance on the horizon, Lindsay Lohan called in for reinforcements and asked her mother Dina Lohan and her siblings — Michael Lohan, Jr., Aliana Ali Lohan and Dakota Cody Lohan — to fly in from NY to lend their moral support in person in LA. It was a veritable Lohan family reunion … er, minus estranged Daddy Michael Lohan, that is.

If you caught the Super Bowl episode of Glee on Sunday night, you may have noticed (and then laughed your ass off) that the show poked fun at Lindsay Lohan‘s mother Dina Lohan by referring to her as one of the Losers of the Year. Yeah, well, Dina noticed as well and she is pissed that Glee keeps making fun of her. Last year, they made a joke at Lindsay‘s expense calling her “crazy” and now they’ve dubbed Dina a “loser”. Dina has gone on the record to publicly voice her displeasure.