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Zac Efron, who’s new film Charlie St. Cloud can be seen in theaters right now, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Details magazine. In his coverstory interview, Zac explains why he decided to NOT appear in the Footloose remake, his new film Charlie St. Cloud and how he got poison oak on his penis. Trust me, it’s a riveting story ;) Here is our first look at Zac‘s Details coverphoto and some excerpts from his coverstory interview:

Zac Efron refuses to shake my outstretched hand. “Oh, dude, I can’t,” he says. “I’ve got a bad case of poison oak.” I immediately assume this is a new no-shakes-allowed alibi for the celebrity germaphobe … The tops of his wrists finally become visible and there are two large, angry-looking patches of red, scaly, bumpy skin: The poison oak was no lie after all—the one-armed-hoodie look was an attempt at relief, not some retard-o generation-specific trend. Then I notice the plum-size patch of skin on his cheek that’s been clumsily painted over with calamine lotion. “I went backpacking over Memorial Day weekend and I just got the worst poison oak, bro,” he says. “It was my first time getting it. Dude, it’s, like, everywhere. Everywhere. I can’t even begin to show you, ’cause you’ll get so grossed out. I look like a zombie from Dawn of the Dead.” Coaxing commences; negotiations occur. “Okay, I’ll show you my back, but the front’s pretty gross, man,” he says, then lifts his shirt. Above the bunched-up waistband of his underwear (boxers, Hanes, blue plaid), half of his back has been taken over by a crust resembling swollen cornflakes. “This spot just popped up this morning. Don’t touch it!” Efron is under the erroneous impression that anyone who touches him will catch his cooties—and maybe even develop a taste for brains. There’s something oddly portentous about how he contracted poison oak … [Zac] led a party of nine through the woods and to a clearing that featured a majestic waterfall in a big California park that he refuses to identify for fear that the next time he hikes in, he’ll find that TMZ has established a bureau there. His dad had shown him the spot years before, and Efron wanted to share it with his friends. He had carefully avoided the poison-oak leaves the whole hike, using sticks to push them away, limboing under hanging branches. When they reached the waterfall, he climbed up the cliff face, which didn’t look so bad from below, and before he knew it he was standing 30 feet above his friends and the water below. He freaked. “My legs were shaking,” he says. “The pool started to look out of focus. It would get closer, then further away. So I sat down for a minute, but everyone was egging me on to jump. ‘Jump! Jump! Jump!’ I’d never seen anyone go off this jump. So I was like, ‘I gotta do this. I brought everyone here. We made it through the poison-oak forest. I gotta at least do this jump.’ ” From atop the cliff, Efron determined that if he jumped too far out, he’d crash against the jagged rocks on the far edge of the pool. Maybe he also saw, down there on the rocks, the desiccated dreams of all the “real deal” actors who never panned out. All he needed to do was clear one little poison-oak bush directly below. No problem. He leaped. And the second before he hit the freezing water, he felt an ever-so-slight whoosh tickling his back and hands as the bush branches transferred enough of the dread urushiol oil to eventually spread over every part of his body—even his much-squealed-over teen-idol dick. “That was it,” he says of the leap. “The moment I got it.”

Details even managed to get personal photos from Zac of the ill-fated jump from which he contracted this heinous case of poison oak:

I understand when he means he got poison oak “everywhere” on his body, he means “everywhere”. After the jump, check out a few photos from Zac’s Details photospread and read a few more excerpts from his interview …

Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Details magazine and talks in his coverstory interview about his love of marijuana, tabloid culture, the paparazzi and more! Here is our first look at JGL‘s Details cover and some excperts from his interview:

On whether he was frustrated after the end of 3rd Rock From The Sun: “I would answer that question with a resounding yes. I was scared and depressed for a while. Not that I had any reason to fuking be depressed—I mean, I was going to college and everything. It was not like I was hungry. But absolutely. I was like, ‘Shit, I don’t know if anybody’s gonna let me act. They’ll let me be in another sitcom, but I don’t want to do that. This is terrible.’ Yeah.”

On curbing his pot smoking: “When I was in high school, I loved smoking weed. I loved it. But I cut myself to once a month. That was my rule. And so as the first of the month came closer, my friends would be like, ‘All right, what’s the plan this weekend?’ And actually it’s really cool—when you do it that infrequently, you can really trip. In hindsight, could I have smoked weed on the weekends? Yeah. But it was cool to do it once a month. I still do that sometimes—I go on little weedfests. I’m a pothead. That’s my drug of choice.”

On tabloid culture being toxic: “It’s a bunch of bullshit, a waste of time. It depresses me. And I’m not easily depressed. When I’m at the grocery store, those magazines—they always suck me in. I go, ‘I can’t f–kin’ believe that this is what we’re looking at.’ It’s really sad. Why shouldn’t there be beautiful works of art on the grocery stands? Like Bob Dylan said, you know, art doesn’t belong in museums, it belongs in gas stations… Even in a purely selfish way, I would absolutely argue that you are bringing bad shit your way by consuming and enjoying that kind of hostility.”

On one day being hunted down by paparazzi: “Look, I’ve met some nice guys who take pictures like that. I don’t want to demonize anybody. But I do think that this notion that certain people are in a higher class than other people is unhealthy. We would be healthier as a people if we quit paying attention to that kind of bullshit and paid more attention to more pertinent things and more beautiful things.”

Well, how’s that for honesty. While it comes as no surprise to learn that JGL is a self-professed “pothead” (after all, there have been plenty of times I’ve guessed that he was under the influence of marijuana … like, for example, all thruout the film G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) I am a bit surprised that he would be so open about his love of weed in a magazine coverstory. I suppose it may help remove some of the stigma but, then again, it may inspire a new crop of potheads to take up the smokey-smoke. After the jump, check out a few photos from JGL‘s Details magazine photospread …

First we got to see the extremely handsome Alexander Skarsgård on the cover of Details magazine, then we got to see the super hawt Ryan Kwanten on the cover of Details and now we get to see main man Stephen Moyer on HIS own cover of Details magazine devoted to The men of True Blood … behold:

Hot! Hot! Hot! That’s all I can say about these special edition covers of Details mag. It’s evident to me that the folks at the mag had a devil of a time deciding which of these 3 hot men would represent their show on the cover of this new issue so they decided to give them each their own coverphoto … bloody brilliant! After the jump, check out a couple photos from Stephen‘s Details magazine photospread …

Earlier today we got to see True Blood star Alexander Skarsgård on the cover of the new issue of Details magazine. His cover is one of 3 special covers which feature 3 main male stars of the hit HBO drama. Right now, we get to see the second Details magazine cover devoted to The Men of True Blood … here is our first look at Ryan Kwanten on his cover of Details mag:

OHHHHH man, how much do I love Details magazine right now? First Alexander heats up their magazine cover and now Ryan does the same. I believe the word you are looking for is Yummo!! After the jump, check out a couple photos from Ryan‘s hawt new Details photospread …

Hold on to your hats True Blood fans cuz Details magazine is comin’ after YOU! The new issue of Details will feature 3 different covers devoted to 3 different male stars of the hit HBO series … and right now, I present to you the first look at the new issue of Details with actor Alexander Skarsgård on the cover:

The site has yet to be updated with the coverstory devoted to The Men of True Blood but who needs text when we have pretty pictures to look at instead? After the jump, check out a couple photos from Alexander‘s photospread for Details magazine …

Aussie hunk Sam Worthington, who starred in Avatar and will portray Greek hero Perseus in the upcoming remake of Clash of the Titans, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Details magazine. This coverstory is timed perfectly with the release of his new film, due out next month, and gives the US audience a better understanding of this boy from Oz:

On finding interviews excruciating: I’m still a very boisterous young man. And I swear a bit more than I should. So I’m learning to temper it, you know?”

On his standard-issue Aussie boyhood: “I’m not a great fan of people who say they put a sheet up in the backyard when they were 7 and entertained all the neighbors. When I was 7, I thought I was a fucking fire truck.”

On why he loves living in hotel rooms: “”I like room service. They put a chocolate on my pillow. It’s kinda cool.”

On his work ethic: “”Well, I demand a lot,” he says, then backtracks, not wanting to position himself as some kind of diva. “I demand excellence in myself. I’m up front and quite outspoken, but I’ll give you everything.”

This Details coverstory does give the reader a better sense of Sam Worthington, the man, but the info comes primarily from the people he’s worked with. The primary focus of the piece is on what others (like James Cameron, McG, Zoe Saldana and more) think of him rather than from responses he gives to the interviewer. It’s a great read. The mag also comes with a batch of really great photos, too. After the jump, check out a few of them …

Last week we got our first look at Robert Pattinson on the cover of the 10th Anniversary issue of Details magazine and today we get to see a couple more previously unseen photos from that shoot:

Details just published a new batch of photos from this photoshoot helmed by photographer Norma Jean Roy. After the jump, check out one more new NSFW photo of R. Pattz posing with those topless models again …

Robert Pattinson is featured on the cover and in the pages of the 10 Anniversary Issue of Details magazine which is devoted to the “Remasculation of the American Man” … which is very interesting, considering the quotes R. Pattz gave about his non-affinity for vaginas. HMMM. While Pattinson‘s quotes are sure to garner some attention, I think it’s the accompanying photospread — complete with nekkid ladies — that will get all of the attention. Here is Robert Pattinson‘s Details magazine coverphoto along with his feelings on vaginas … and more:

Rob on the sexy Details photo shoot: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot , so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

On his dream job of political speech writing: “You’d have two or three minutes to affect someone. Make them hear you…I quite enjoyed doing the press for Twilight because there was a similarity. But you’d better have something to say. I felt a responsibility to be fascinating.”

On his emotional sight: “The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.”

Interesting, interesting … yes … so how about those photos, yes? Check out a few photos (one of them very NSFW) from R. Pattz‘s steamy new Details magazine photospread …

Channing Tatum — hunky star of films like Step Up, Fighting, GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra and, as we learned last month, in a new film titled The Eagle of the Ninth — is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Details magazine. The first portion of Channing‘s Details coverstory is devoted to his penis, which the interviewer describes as “hot-pink, singed, and shriveled” and “gross”. Interested, read on:

Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it’s painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan—that’s what everyone calls him—does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener. “It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life,” he says, flipping through photos on his iPhone until he lands on a grainy snapshot of a scorched member. His scorched member. “I’m good . . . now,” he says with a grin. “Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.” Tatum’s no nancy boy: When not on set, the former high-school-football standout, who did all his own stunts in a movie aptly titled Fighting, spends most of his time in his basement gym, engaged in ball-bruising mixed-martial-arts workouts. “I’ve been to the hospital, gotten stitches, had broken fingers and toes. But this was a suffocating kind of pain.”

I … uh … believe there is more to read from this Details coverstory HERE but I’m entirely too preoccupied this this penis portion of the interview to really focus on reading any further. Thankfully, Details released a whole slew of HOT new photos from Channing‘s photospread to get me refocused — which you can see after the jump …

For those of you who have been able to wrestle yourselves away from those photos of Taylor Lautner on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine, I thought you might like to know that John Mayer is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Details magazine … here is his coverphoto:

John talks candidly to Details about his famous ex-girlfriends, his reputation as a womanizer and what he thinks about all those people that hate him. Here are a couple of quotes from his Details coverstory interview:

On creating pop music: “I don’t know if you know, but I’m not exactly Bob Dylan – I’m already a pop musician…I want to reach as many people as possible…I don’t mind compromising.”

On people hating him: “What if I had a booth on the street and I said, ‘Attention everybody who hates me: If you have a problem with me, I’m ready to hear your gripes! I will be outside the Barneys store on 60th Street from two to four this afternoon…I will only be speaking to people who not like me. Come out and let me have it.’ How many people do you think would be standing there?…Ze-ro.”

Hahahahaha … he’s prolly right about that booth on the street thing but I’d still LOVE if would give it a try. John Mayer is who he is and he is very unapologetic about that. Love him or hate him, he’s a pretty straight shooter … you gotta admire him for that. After the jump, check out a couple of photos of John in the pages of this new issue of Details magazine which you may love OR hate …