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Sacha Baron Cohen brought his Brüno circus to Hollywood, CA yesterday for the LA premiere of his new film. Dressed in military hotpants atop a mirror-ball bedazzled tank and brandishing a jewel-encrusted bazooka, his Brüno character rolled into town for the lavish premiere. Here are a few pics from yesterday’s event:

As some of you may be well aware by now, Michael Jackson‘s death even touched the Hollywood premiere of Brüno yesterday. Not only was MJ‘s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame covered up by the red carpet set up for the premiere (which barred fans from being able to pay tribute to the late singer until after the premiere was over) but a scene in the film was removed out of respect for the late singer. La Toya Jackson, MJ‘s older sister, was punk’d in the film and both she and MJ were mocked in the final cut of the film. The offending scene was taken out completely from the film before the movie premiered here in LA out of respect for Michael Jackson. I understand that the rest of the premiere went off without a hitch, tho. Brüno opens in theaters on July 10 so there may still be more of these over-the-top premieres to come. Next up, NYC?

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Sacha Baron Cohen continued his movie promo tour across Europe over the weekend when he brought the Brüno party to Berlin, Germany. Cohen also brought along a few friends to help promote the film … friends who joined him in wearing full-body knitted costumes that were anatomically correct:

Altho the genitals that were on display at the Berlin premiere of Brüno were not real, I thought it best to cover-up the naughty bits for those of you who may be reading the goss from work … church … or some other place that might frown upon the sight of knitted penises and testicles. After the jump, check out the uncensored photos from the Brüno Berlin premiere along with some deets about the event itself …

Sacha Baron Cohen is bizzy making the rounds in Europe this week as he premieres his new film Brüno at various locales … last night, he premiered the film in Madrid, Spain (wearing a Bull costume for the red carpet) …

… and earlier today he wore manpris and an exposed thong to the Amsterdam, Netherlands premiere which was held in the Red Light District:

Earlier this week Brüno premiered in Paris, France and in London, England … and I understand that it will be premiering here in the US very soon. Whether you like it or not, ready or not, want it or not … Brüno ist coming. I have to admit … I am a bit concerned that this movie may be poking too much fun at gays but, until I see it for myself, I’m totally reserving judgment. The promo for the film, thus far, has been pretty entertaining … I can only imagine what’s in store when the movie opens on July 10.

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Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as Brüno, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new Comedy issue of GQ magazine. As you may already know, Cohen‘s new film sometimes referred to as Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt will open in theaters in July and this appearance in the men’s style mag comes just in time to promote the film. Here is Brüno‘s GQ coverphoto along with a portion of his coverstory interview:

Hey, Brüno, I recently started collecting unemployment. Any style tips for someone on a tight budget?
Times are hard, but if you shop around und are prepared to vear some things twice before throwing zem avay, it is still possible to look good on a clothing budget of about $20,000 a veek. Ich mean, obwiously you vill need a bit more zan zat if you are planning on leaving ze house.

Dear Brüno, is it okay to “manscape” down there?
It’s more zan okay; it is most essential. Be careful if you do it yourself, though—yesterday ich tried to self-wax mein arschenhaller und glued meinself to ze bed. Manscaping ist important, but not as crucial as getting regular anal bleaching. If Brüno didn’t get his schmutziger arschenhaller bleached twice a month, his shtinker vould resemble Dizzy Gillespie during a trumpet solo. In Austria anal bleaching ist considered so important zat it’s paid for by ze state. In fact, you cannot run for office if you don’t have a vhite arschwitz. Indeed, ex-chancellor Kurt Waldheim vas elected on ze back of a prishtine anus. Zere are added benefits to getting ze bleaching—on my last session, mein beautician, Klaus, found ze long-lost head of a David Beckham action figure up zere.

Dear Brüno, where should I be putting my iPhone? The wife says the belt clip is totally out, But it looks like a tuna sandwich in my pocket. Anyplace else?
Vhat ein stupid question. Keep it in your assistant’s pocket, obwiously.

Dear Brüno, I am all in favor of protecting the animals, but what is reasonable? I won’t wear fur, but do I need to give up my leather jackets or shoes?
Ich vant to make it clear: Brüno ist totally against vearing fur—it’s too expensive und high-maintenance. I mean, vhy don’t giant pandas have a label on zem saying zey’re not machine vashable? Regarding shoes und jackets, if you vant to be ein Leatherboy, zat’s fine.

Dear Brüno, if forced to choose: Dolce or Gabbana?
Gabbana. Dolce is bald, so zere’s no hair to grab hold of.

Dear Brüno, can men wear heels? When and why?
Of course. Some guys look great in heels—ze singer Pink, for example. Alzo, mein last boyfreund, Diesel, vas a genuine Pygmy only three eight, so ich made him vear heels so he could give me plow jops mitout me having to bend mein knees.

Dear Brüno, how can I get some “Efron hair”? Or at least some “Pattinson hair”?
Ich vouldn’t bother getting a Zac Efron hairstyle right now, cos ich am about to change mine and he’s certain to copy me again. In terms of grooming, ze only thing he hasn’t copied me with ist getting his ballensack pierced—vell, he hadn’t had it done ze last time ich saw him.

Dear Brüno, how would you define “Obama style”?
Firstly, ich vant to say zat I find Obama an inspiration—it gives me great hope zat, after years of struggle, someone can at last get to ze White House, despite being incredibly hot. On ze other hand, it’s slightly disappointing that he needed zat beard, Michelle, to help him—but vone shtep at a time. In terms of his style, he perfectly bridges Serious und Sexy…Oval Office und Oval Orifice.

Dear Brüno, lately I’ve been digging this French guy Sarkozy’s look; who’s on your list of the best-dressed world leaders of all time?
Zere is one thing wrong mit ze way Sarkozy looks—it’s zat accessory beard called Bruni who follows him around everyvhere he goes. She’s about three feet taller zan him! It looks like he’s dating a post-op trannie! He either needs to start vearing platform shoes or push her round in a vheelchair or send her back to ze agency. Vhile I’m on ze subject of badly dressed leaders, please someone lock Nelson Mandela up again so ve don’t have to keep looking at zose hideous flowery shirts!

Dear Brüno, who are the other best-dressed world leaders of all time?
JFK. Obama. Castro. Timberlake.

Dear Brüno, what do you sleep in?
In reality, ich sleep in a seaweed body wrap under a Zac Posen Navy-Cut Nightshirt. In mein dreams, ich sleep naked in a giant reed basket drifting slowly down ze Nile, cradled in ze arms of Daniel Radcliffe.

Dear Brüno, the United States military is constantly trying to update its battle gear in the field. Are there ways you would modify the current uniform?
In mein country it’s verboten for ze soldiers to shtup each other—as ein result, to keep ze cravings at bay, over 80 percent of ze Austrian army vear Dickorette patches as part of zeir uniform. Army uniforms have to change; camo zese days ist ein total nicht nicht. I mean come on, it hasn’t been on ze runvays for over fourteen seasons now! For spring-summer 2010, ich vould put ze U.S. Army in bright pastels und slogan T-shirts, stuff like “Soldier Boy” or “Shoot Me from Behind.”

Yes, yes … cute. Cohen, in character, giving men style tips in GQ magazine is kinda cute but — in my honest opinion — not terribly funny. He does give a few zingers but … meh, I’ve read funnier. After the jump, check out a whole slew of photos from Brüno‘s GQ photospread — including a few snaps with the Birmingham High School football team (from Van Nuys, CA) …

The 2009 MTV Movie Awards, held in LA last night, were chock full of fun and memorable moments (which I’ll get to in more detail a little later on today) but none more memorable or more buzzed about than the Sacha Baron Cohen gag played on Detroit rapper Eminem. As he introduced the nominees for Best Male Actor, Cohen in character as the very flamboyant Brüno descended from on high into the lap of Eminem and managed to thrust his bare ass in Em‘s face. An obvs pissed off Eminem stormed out of the audience, causing uproarious laughter from the crowd. Some contend the whole thing was staged, I personally think that while Em was in on the initial joke, Cohen and MTV might’ve really got him with the ass in face thing. Here are a few pics of the incident:

Eminem apparently has flown the coop from the MTV Movie Awards after a close encounter with Sacha Baron Cohen. In character as flamboyant fashion reporter “Bruno,” Baron Cohen flew in above Sunday’s award show audience on a wire — and in a pair of feathery white wings and his rear end mostly exposed. But the comedian crashed into an overhead obstacle, and he was lowered into the audience — right into Eminem’s lap, his bare hindquarters in the rapper’s face. Eminem seemed visibly upset at the mishap. Or was it a joke he was in on?

See … Eminem is such a prankster, he made a career of lampooning other celebrities … but he does have a pretty solid track record for not being able to take a joke himself. My guess is that he agreed to be part of a gag but prolly was not let in on the full extent of the final punchline. It’s hard to be sure but he really did look pissed off. After the jump, check out video of the gag and judge for yourself …