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Last month we got our first taste of Levi Johnston‘s memoir titled Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs and today we get a sample from his babymama Bristol Palin‘s memoir Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. In her book, ghostwritten by Nancy French, Bristol opens up about the romantic way she lost her virginity to Johnston. Apparently there were wine coolers involved. Click below to read all about it and see if Palin‘s book might be something you’d be interested in reading in full.

Bristol Palin, the 20 year old single mother and daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, has admitted to having plastic surgery done to her face to give herself a new chin. According to Palin, the surgery was done for “medical” and not vanity reasons. Fortunately for her, this “medical” reconstructive surgery happened just in time to show off her new face on her very own reality TV show. Isn’t that fortuitously convenient?

Margaret Cho, who competed this season on Dancing with the Stars, posted an entry on her official blog this week that claims that her fellow castmate Bristol Palin was forced to be on DWTS by her mother and ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin. Cho claims that she learned this information from a source “in the know” about Palin family matters and insists that Sarah Palin made Bristol compete on the show in an effort to make America “fall in love with her again” (presumably because America fell out of love with her after Bristol gave birth to a baby out of wedlock). Here are excerpts from Margaret Cho‘s DWTS blogpost:

Why did Bristol do Dancing with the Stars? I heard from someone who really should know (really should seriously know the dirt really really) that the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it. Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election, and so she told Bristol she “owed” it to her to do DWTS so that “America would fall in love with her again” and make it possible for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 with America behind her all the way. Instead of being supposedly “handicapped” by the presence of her teen mom daughter, now Bristol is going to be an “asset” – a celebrity beloved for her dancing. I am sure the show wasn’t in on this (but who knows anything really).

HMMM … interesting … and 100% plausible. I did occur to me that the best way for Sarah Palin to capitalize on the most popular competitive reality TV program on the air would be to have her daughter compete on the show that she would never be able to do herself. If Palin ever does make a run for the Presidency, she would not be able to do so if she had lowered herself to appearing on a dance competition TV series … but her daughter, that’s another story. I not only believe Margaret‘s assertion that Bristol was forced to do the show but it fortified the suspicions I already had.

So … what does Margaret Cho think about Bristol Palin personally? After the jump, find out …

Last night, America spoke and they selected a new champion for the 11th season of Dancing with the Stars. As you may know, the final 3 contestants vying for the mirror ball trophy were Jennifer Grey, Kyle Massey and Bristol Palin … and last night, one of these stars was crowned champion:

After the jump, see photos of the season 11 Dancing with the Stars champion posing triumphantly with the mirror ball trophy and hear what he/she had to say about his/her “unbelievable” victory …

Earlier this week we learned which “stars” had been signed on to compete in the upcoming 11th season of Dancing with the Stars and today we get to see some of those stars all paired up with their professional dancing partners in new promo photos released by ABC:

The new “Dancing with the Stars” pairs put on their best poses in the dancing costumes for the promotional photos of season 11. Bristol Palin had said before that she would wear the most conservative costume in the show’s history but the final result proved otherwise. “We did our title shoot today so I got all glammed up and stuff, but I’m definitely excited to wear all those,” the 19-year-old who is paired with Mark Ballas said in an interview with Us Magazine. “I know that mine will be the most conservative and I will be the most dressed. That’s because that’s how I am and that’s how I want to dress. But it’ll be good, all the rhinestones and spray tans, that will be fun.” Comparably, her black dress in the promo is decent looking from the front view, but it has this hidden thigh-high slit as well as wide open back. Still, the title of the sexiest-looking female contestant is held by Audrina Patridge who wears a red two-piece with glitter details. Not seen in the pictures are Karina Smirnoff and The Situation who can only match their schedules one week before the show starts. Smirnoff who admitted that she is nervous about the limited time said they would have around five days to practice before the premiere on September 20.

As I proclaimed before, my support lies with the fabulous Margaret Cho … but I also got mad love for Jennifer Grey (whom I just re-fell in love with in her ’84 film Red Dawn), Florence Henderson (who doesn’t love Carol Brady?) and Rick Fox (merely because he is Eliza Dushku‘s man). After the jump, check out the rest of the promo photos released of the new DWTS cast …

A couple of weeks ago we learned the somewhat shocking news that Mike The Situation Sorrentino had been cast as a contestant on the upcoming 11th season of Dancing with the Stars. A few days later, we heard that Bristol Palin had also joined the cast. Today we learn that those two casting reports were true as the full cast line-up of DWTS season 11 has been announced:

Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron and co-host Brooke Burke revealed the identities of the celebrity cast live during Monday night’s Bachelor Pad broadcast. Except for Bolton and The Situation, all of the celebrities appeared live on stage with the Dancing with the Stars hosts as they were announced. “[They] couldn’t be here tonight,” Bergeron said as he announced Bolton and The Situation’s participation. With the exception of Massey, all the celebrities had previously been reported to be participating or be in talks to participate in Dancing with the Stars’ eleventh season. Dancing with the Stars’ eleventh season will premiere Monday, September 20 at 8PM ET/PT with a two-hour broadcast. All 12 celebrities will perform a Viennese waltz or cha cha routine with their professional partner during the premiere, and the couple with the lowest combination of the judges’ scores and home viewer votes will be eliminated on the following night’s results show. Dancing with the Stars’ eleventh-season professional partner pairings will be announced Wednesday morning on Good Morning America. However according to Edyta Sliwinska — the only professional dancer to participate in all of the ABC ballroom dancing competition’s first ten seasons — she won’t be among this season’s partners. Earlier today, Sliwinska said she quit Dancing with the Stars due to a disagreement with the show’s producers.

You may recall that I was very excited about the last season of Dancing with the Stars earlier this year when it was announced that Shannen Doherty would be among the contestants. My interest in the show was very short-lived because Shannen was the first contestant voted off the show despite the fact that there were far worse contestants left in the mix. This season I can’t say that I’m all that interested in watching … but I will be rooting for the amazing Margaret Cho to win it all! After the jump, check out a photo of almost the full cast which was posted on the DWTS official Facebook profile …

Um, here’s our WTF? of the day … Bristol Palin and her babydaddy Levi Johnston (who just a few months ago were locked in a bitter and not at all amicable custody battle over their son Tripp Easton Mitchell) have announced to the world on the cover of US Weekly magazine that they are engaged to be married! Yes, it turns out that love can bloom from bitter anger and can flourish in the unlikeliest of places. You may recall that just last week Levi made a huge public apology to the Palin family for all the “untruths” he made about the family and matriarch Sarah Palin especially … I guess that was the first public move toward the couple’s plan to announce their engagement:

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston reveal exclusively in the new Us Weekly that they are getting married. And, they tell Us Weekly, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been kept in the dark about their plans … until now. “We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol, 19, tells Us Weekly. “It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.” Bristol and Levi, 20 — who famously called off their previous engagement two weeks after welcoming son Tripp in December 2008 — tell Us Weekly they reconnected three months ago while working out a custody plan for their 18-month-old son. “I really thought we were over,” Levi tells Us Weekly. “So when I went, I had no hope. I think we both just started talking — and then we took Tripp for a walk.” Says Bristol, “When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: ‘I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again’ … I was in shock.”

LOL!! Yeah, these two … they absolutely belong together. I always found it so odd how quickly things soured between Bristol and Levi and altho things got really nasty between Johnston and the Palin family, I kinda suspected that he would end up getting back into the Palin family fold. As soon as we found out about the public apology he extended to the family, I knew he was trying to get back into the Palin family’s good graces. The US Weekly magazine story has gone to great lengths to make it clear that while Bristol and Levi are announcing their engagement on the cover of their magazine, mama Sarah Palin was not informed of their decision to wed beforehand. I call bullshizz on that. First, there is NO WAY the couple got on the cover of US Weekly with this engagement story without Sarah Palin‘s blessing. If you consider that Palin will likely be making a bid for the US presidency in 2012, this happy reunion with Levi Johnston would work perfectly for that plan. While congratulations are in order, I think we need to see this happy news as a bit more calculated as they’d like us to believe.

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Shortly before Levi Johnston‘s (disappointing) Playgirl photos came out last November, Bristol Palin quietly filed for sole custody of their son Tripp Johnston-Palin. According to a new report out today, Palin‘s bid was kept private (ie. quiet) at Sarah Palin‘s insistence. Levi Johnston, who claims that he feels “unsafe” in any private proceedings having to do with Sarah Palin, has forced the issue to become public. Here are the deets as reported by the Alaska Dispatch:

The custody battle between Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin became public last week when two Superior Court judges issued orders unsealing the court record and denying the use of pseudonyms to protect the feuding parents’ identities. A Dec. 23 order from Judge Kari C. Kristiansen denied Palin’s motion to close the proceedings and opened the case file to public access, while an order issued the same day by Presiding Judge Sharon Gleason denied Palin’s request to use John and Jane Doe in place of Johnston’s and her own real names. On Nov. 4, Palin filed for sole custody of Tripp Johnston-Palin, the former couple’s son, who celebrates his first birthday today. Kristiansen initially issued temporary orders limiting access to the case file and allowing the parties to file under pseudonyms. Johnston wasn’t playing along, however. In an opposition to Palin’s motion for a gag order, Johnston’s attorney, Rex Butler, said: “Simply put, this matter is public in nature, the courts are not refuges for the scions of the elite to obtain private dispensation of their legal matters because the public at large has an interest in the proceedings.” There’s another factor in the mix, of course: Palin’s mother, former governor Sarah Palin, with whom Johnston has repeatedly locked horns in the press, and from whom he claims to fear retaliation. “I do not feel protected against Sarah Palin in a closed proceeding,” Johnston said in an affidavit accompanying Butler’s filings. “I hope that if it is open she will stay out of it. … I think a public case might go a long way in reducing Sarah Palin’s instinct to attack and allow the real parties in this litigation, Bristol and I, to work things out a lot more peacefully than we could if there is any more meddling from Sarah Palin.” Johnston’s affidavit did not disclose exactly what “meddling,” if any, the former governor has engaged in during the custody case’s brief lifetime; however, he theorized that the closed proceedings might be intended to conceal some “fairly aggressive” tactics.

None of this should be surprising in the least. Levi Johnston posed semi-nekkid in a nudie mag so it would make sense that Bristol Palin (with coaching from her family, I’d wager) would use the opportunity to go after sole-custody. None of this has any bearing on what the outcome of this suit will be tho. It will be up to a ruling judge to determine if Bristol‘s suit has merit … but my guess is that she will not win sole custody based on just the Playgirl photos. We will have to see what evidence and arguments are made on the matter … but IMHO just because Levi Johnston doesn’t appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed, it doesn’t mean that he is not fit to share custody of his only begotten son.

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Welp, it looks like there has been another loss for the Palin family. According to Mercede Johnston, sister of babydaddy Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin and Levi are no longer together since Bristol has reportedly cut him out of their baby boy Tripp‘s life. Apparently, they’re dunzo, y’all!

The teen love affair that rocked last year’s presidential race is over. Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, has ditched her baby daddy, Levi Johnston! Now’s Levi’s sister, Mercede is telling all exclusively to Star and the picture she paints of life in Wasilla, Alaska is not a pretty one. Bristol, 18, has virtually cut Levi out of the life of their two-month-old son Tripp. “Levi tries to visit Tripp every single day, but Bristol makes it nearly impossible. She tells him he can’t take the baby to our house because she doesn’t want him around ‘white trash’!” Bristol won’t even allow him to watch the baby for a few hours — unless he’s babysitting! The worst part, Mercede continues, is that the former vice presidential candidate supports Bristol’s treatment of Levi, 19. “I used to love Sarah,” Mercede says sadly. “But I’ve lost lots of respect for her.”

Say it ain’t so!! I guess this break-up was to be expected. After the McCain/Palin ticket (blessedly) lost the presidential election, I figured it was only a matter of time before Levi‘s usefulness started and wane and the poor kid could be sent off to pasture. Except for his being cut out of his son’s young life (allegedly), I’d think this news would be good for Levi:

According to Star magazine, the break-up got really dramatic … there was even a “hate-filled text message” from Bristol to Levi (isn’t there always a text message involved these days?) and there is a plan in place by the Johnston family to win access to baby Tripp! Oh my! Honestly, I’m not all that invested in the relationship between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston but their unplanned teen pregnancy was such a thing last year … I think this story gives a nice sense of closure. I had almost forgot about these strange people who live in that far away place called Alaska.

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It is being reported that Bristol Palin, the eldest daughter of Alaska governor and former Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, gave birth to her firstborn child this past Saturday in Palmer, Alaska. As you may recall, Bristol made headlines when it was revealed that she was pregs with a child that was conceived out of wedlock mere days after Sarah Palin was announced as the Republican Party’s nominee for VP. Had John McCain won the Presidential election last month, Bristol would’ve been the first unmarried Second Daughter-elect to give birth in the weeks ahead of the Presidential inauguration:

Bristol Palin, the 18-year-old daughter of former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, gave birth on Saturday to a healthy 7 lb., 7 oz., baby boy in Palmer, Alaska. “We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. “The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.” The baby’s name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he was born at 5:30 a.m., according to Jones. Baby Tripp takes his surname from his dad, Levi Johnston, an apprentice electrician and former Wasilla High School hockey player who has been dating Bristol for three years. Bristol Palin is currently residing in Wasilla and completing her high-school diploma through correspondence courses. Johnston is studying to become an electrician. He told the Associated Press in October that he and fiancée Bristol plan to wed in 2009 and raise the child together.

Man … what a fitting end to all the Palin nonsense that we were subjected to this year. I’m fairly certain that Bristol and Levi would’ve gotten hitched before the birth of this child had the Republicans won the election but now that they’re able to go back to being “regular” folk up in Alaska, they can carry on and forestall their shotgun wedding until they are good and ready to make the commitment. I have to be honest, I’m really glad that we dodged the Palin bullet in last month’s election … there was just too much drama wrapped up in Palin’s elevation in our national politics. I do hope that Bristol, Levi and Tripp are able to live long and happy lives together … far away from national politics. I think it’s prolly for the best for everyone concerned.

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