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A very deluded Billy Ray Cyrus has been quoted as saying that he sees much of himself in his daughter’s older boyfriend, model/singer Justin Gaston. I, for the life of me, cannot see it:

Granted, in his interview with Access Hollywood, Billy Ray was talking specifically about Justin‘s “heart and soul” and “determination” but when it comes to overall resemblance factor, I have to say that there isn’t much to compare:

Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t have a beef with his 15-year-old daughter Mile dating 20-year-old aspiring musician Justin Gaston. “He actually reminds me a lot of myself when I was 20-years-old and I was living and searching for the dream,” Billy Ray tells Access Hollywood of the model (and former Nashville Star contestant). “He’s got a great heart and soul, and a lot of determination,” Billy Ray added. “I think that’s the true measure of a man, is when you measure his heart.”

It’s hard to tell who is in more love with Justin Gaston … Miley Cyrus or her dad Billy Ray. I mean, it’s easy to see the lad’s appeal … but I don’t really see that much of a resemblance between Billy Ray and the much younger, very hot guy he is trying to associate with. Don’t mean to break your achy-breaky heart Billy Ray, but at the very least these two are a mullet and a chicken grease-stained tank top away from any sort of resemblance.

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For some strange reason, Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have a strange love affair going on … with Universal Studios. Ever since the couple started “hanging out” together (ie. going out on dates) the pair have spent pretty much every waking hour at Universal Studios … I thought Miley worked for Walt Disney? In any event, the last time we saw Miley and Justin (who I’ve decided to dub Jiley) at Universal they were being chaperoned by her mother Tish Cyrus. This time around, papa Billy Ray Cyrus tagged along for the chaperoning duties … behold:

I mean, I get why these two would want to hook-up — she’s an insanely rich up-and-coming starlet and he’s just really effin’ hot (and age difference be damned). What I don’t get is the fascination with Universal Studios. No offense to the folks at Universal but the park and CityWalk aren’t all that great. I much prefer Disneyland for amusement and someplace like Century City for outdoor eating, shopping, hanging out. But, I guess if you want to accidentally run into Jiley on one of their dates you now know where to go. Make sure you say HI for me.

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Could it be that Miley Cyrus has finally outgrown her professional relationship with Disney and is ready to put say Peace the Spork Out to the Hannah Montana role that made her a star? Well, according to a new report, both Miley and her daddums Billy Ray Cyrus are doing everything they can to get out of finishing the eps for this last season of the show as quickly as they can (ie. before the actual end of the season) much to Disney‘s chagrin. Interestingly enough, there is another new report that claims that Sex and the City author Candace Bushnell is lookin’ to sign Miley up to play a young Carrie Bradshaw in a proposed “young adult” prequel series to SaTC … so basically, we’ve got good news/bad news sitch on our hands:

TMZ has learned Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus want off “Hannah Montana,” and their conduct has triggered a war on the set. Our spies on the set tell us Miley has bragged that she will get fired, making it clear she wants to focus on singing and not the show. For his part, Billy Ray has also made it clear that there is more money in singing than a Disney cable show. As a result, the father-daughter team has been showing up to the set ridiculously late, stalling production and infuriating cast and crew … Sources tell us Billy Ray has told people on the set that he and Miley will do 12 more episodes and then they are out. Disney was so pissed they called his agent, railing that Billy Ray and Miley were ingrates. Disney insisted that Billy Ray and Miley not only finish the 24 episode season — but Disney was adding six more episodes.

And now for the bad news:

Candace Bushnell, the creator of the smash TV series and movie Sex And The City, has suggested that Miley Cyrus play the role of a young Carrie Bradshaw in her planned prequel series. Currently working on a pair of novels focusing on ‘young’ Carrie’s time in high school, Bushnell has revealed that the teenage Carrie, “…did not follow the crowd – she led it. It was there that she began observing and commenting on the social scene.” She added that Cyrus could be perfect playing the teenage Carrie, who has been played as an adult by Sarah Jessica Parker in the TV series and on the big screen. Miley herself appears to be very keen on the role, telling TV Guide earlier in the year, “I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex And The City.”

While I wouldn’t mind very much if the Hannah Montana character died a quick and painful death, I am aghast that this Sex and the City prequel bullshizz is even being discussed. I’m not sure how valid this report is necessarily but I personally think a sanitized, young adult version of the show would be SO STUPID. WTF are they thinking? The whole idea is bad enough but casting Miley Cyrus, are they seriously out of their freakin’ minds? I really hope this wild talk is a total fabrication … I’m not sure my frail little heart could survive what I think would be the total decimation of SaTC. Please gods, let this never happen … please. What do y’all think … does any of this sound like a good idea to any of y’all?

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Hold the damn phone … here are new pics of Disney tween star Miley Cyrus out and about with a strapping lad who is said to be her new “boyfriend”. The lad in question is former underwear model/Nashville Star contestant Justin Gaston who is way too hot for words … and entirely too much hotness for Miley Cyrus and her purity ring ;) Here are pics of the new couple (including one with Billy Ray Cyrus) making their way out of church (note the Bible in hand) in Pasadena, CA this weekend:

You gotta love that Mr. Gaston is such a good ol’ country boy that he is perfectly fine with wearing a tank top to his place of worship … at least he’s wearing clothes. After the jump, check out a few of Justin‘s underwear modeling pics (trust me, they’re worth a look) and a novel photo of the lad fully dressed …