Billy Ray Cyrus Begs Miley Cyrus To Return To Twitter

"You can't leave everyone now."
Friday, October 9th, 2009

Yesterday we learned the heartbreakingly crushing news that Miley Cyrus has decided to QUIT Twitter and made the rash decision to delete her official Twitter profile … after she was counseled to do so by her new boyfriend Liam Helmsworth. Late yesterday, Miley’s father Billy Ray Cyrus caught wind of Miley’s decision to abandon her legions of Twitter followers and BEGGED her to come back to the Twitterverse on his own official Twitter profile … he tweeted:


While I take great issue with Billy Ray’s assertion that his daughter Miley is “a light in a world of darkness”, I can understand his desire to have his little girl reactivate her account as soon as possible. Twitter is an amazing tool to inspire your followers to support your endeavors (especially in a financial capacity) and I bet Billy Ray is BUMMED that his little money-making poppet has cut off a potential avenue of revenue. While he claims he wants Miley back on Twitter so she can inspire children to “stopkillinkids”, I suspect the impetus behind these tweets is more financial than anything else. Considering that Miley deleted her Twitter profile after her boyfriend told her to, it makes sense that she might reactivate her account now that her father is telling her to … the only problem is that it’s not so easy for Miley to read her pappy’s tweets without an account of her own … he might have better luck if he called her on the phone instead.

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Justin Gaston Maintains His Hold On The Cyrus Family

He ain't goin' nowhere
Monday, May 4th, 2009

Yesterday we learned the shockingly upsetting news that 16 year old Miley Cyrus and her 20 year old manfriend Justin Gaston are reportedly on the verge of break-up … but today we learn that all hope is not entirely lost for young master Gaston. While Miley may ready to give the lad the heave-ho, it looks as if her parents Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Here are pics of JG shadowing the Cyrus parents on the family visit to church yesterday … Miley may not be in the picture but Billy Ray is happy to be front and center:


HMMM. It looks like Justin is still very much in the good graces of the Cyrus familly … so he prolly won’t be going anywhere for quite some time. It’s so weird that Justin has been brought into the Cyrus family so entirely … clearly Billy Ray likes having him around (to the point that he works tirelessly to foster a relationship between his 16 year old daughter with him). While it may look as if Justin has got himself a good thing going I can’t help but be a little creeped out by the whole thing. Don’t be surprised if Justin Gaston becomes an official member of the Cyrus family one day … one way or another.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Are Miley Cryus & Justin Gaston Headed For Splitsville?

Trubs in paradise?
Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Ruh-roh! Are things between 16 year old Miley Cyrus and her 20 year old underwear model manfriend Justin Gaston coming to a breaking point? According to new rumors going around, yes they are … and papa Billy Ray Cyrus is not happy about it. According to reports, Miley is over Justin (mebbe she’s interested in getting back with her more age-appropriate and famous in his own right ex-boyfrined Nick Jonas) and Billy Ray is doing everything he can to keep them together (which could mean that either Billy Ray is in love with Justin or he’s in love with the idea of his daughter with him … and both scenarios are creepy as hell). Miley on the other hand is, reportedly, more interested in getting back with her Jonas. There are even a few seemingly telling photos of Jiley engaged in a pretty serious discussion (argument?) at a studio in Studio City, CA this weekend … could it be curtains for Jiley soon?


Miley Cyrus has some bad news for boyfriend Justin Gaston: She wants to get back together with her ex, Nick Jonas. Although the 16-year-old “Hannah Montana” star has been dating 20-year-old underwear model/musician Gaston for nearly eight months, an insider says her heart belongs to first love Jonas. And the two — who split in 2007 — have found it impossible to stay apart from one another. “Miley and Nick want to get back together,” our source tells us. “Because they’re working together [on a new video], they’ve been put in close proximity to each other. They’re now spending more and more time together, and they’re constantly on the phone.” When the two were photographed together on a lunch date at L.A.’s Village Idiot in mid-April, Miley laughed off rumors of a romance, using the “just friends” chestnut. But do friends kiss and cuddle? When the two get together these days, their relationship hardly seems platonic. Says our insider, “Miley was over at the Jonas house recently, and they were smooching. Nick’s parents have this rule that when a girl is over, the door has to be open, but that didn’t stop Nick and Miley from making out.” According to the snitch, the couple is “very sweet together,” but they do have their squabbles — especially when it comes to telling Justin the truth. The source says Miley even turned on the waterworks recently, crying: “How do I tell him? I don’t know how to do this!” Adds the insider, “She doesn’t know how to tell Justin that they’re over, but Nick is being very firm with her. He’s a good, stand-up kind of guy, and is making Miley tell Justin very, very soon. He’s being tough about it” … Says the insider: “I think Miley and Nick are definitely in the process of rekindling their romance.” Nick’s rep told us, “We have no comment on our client’s personal life.” Miley’s flack didn’t respond by deadline.

HMMM. Mebbe it was finally time for Miley to have that “talk” with Justin and that is what this discussion (argument?) was all about? After the jump, check out more phtoos of Jiley engaged in this serious tête-à-tête and see the possible outcome of their chat …

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Jiley Shows Their ‘Sympathy For The Devil’ At Church

Or, at least, mad lurve for The Rolling Stones
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

After spending part of their weekend drawing as much attention as possible while hanging out on the streets of downtown Burbank, CA, 16-year old Miley Cyrus and her 20-year old manfriend Justin Gaston hooked up with her family (including mama Tish Cyrus and pappy Billy Ray Cyrus) so that they could all enjoy a morning of worship at church together. As always, the event was cause for dressing up and revelry … behold:


OK, I get that the church that the Cyrus family likes to attend has a pretty relaxed dress code … but doesn’t it seem a bit sacrilegious to wear a Rolling Stones t-shirt to church? I mean … c’mon. It may not be as bad as wearing a Marilyn Manson t-shirt but it’s close, don’t you think? It seems a bit wrong to see a Bible tucked under the arm of a t-shirt with the classic RS lips logo on full display. That being said, tho, not even the t-shirt is as offensive as those horrible streaks in Billy Ray’s hair. God may forgive the wearing of rock band t-shirt in His house of worship but I cannot imagine that it easy to forgive Billy Ray’s heinous hair-do. Some sins are just too great to forgive. Blech!

[Photo credit: INFdaily]

You Can Take The Billy Ray Cyrus Out Of The Trailer Park …

... but you know the rest
Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Billy Ray Cyrus, the father of 16 year old Miley Cyrus responsible for hooking her up with her 20 year old manfriend Justin Gaston, was spotted posing for a few photos in Malibu, CA this weekend where he was proudly showing off his shiny crotchrocket motorcycle toy. White tank top t-shirt, ripped jeans, no socks … Billy Ray was totally in full effect during this impromptu photo session for the paps:


LOL! I love that Billy Ray just decided to pose for the assembled photogs in order to show the world what a classy guy he is. I mean, the ensemble alone tells the tale … you throw in the Suzuki motorcycle and, well, what else is there to say? It’s pretty amazing how a white tank top t-shirt can look so good on one man and yet, so tragic on another. You gotta admit, these photos really do seem to adequately represent a man who thinks it’s a great idea for his 16 year old daughter to date a 20 year old man. Seriously, these photos absolutely break my achey-breaky heart … and they make me want to poke out my eyeballs. Oh Billy Ray, sometimes you make it so easy.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Miley Cyrus & Fam Get Their Church On

You'll never guess who tagged along!
Monday, January 5th, 2009

Miley Cyrus along with her folks Billy Ray and Tish and her Nana Cyrus spent the early part of their Sunday yesterday at church before they convened en masse at a restaurant afterward for lunch … as you might expect, Justin Gaston (the Cyrus family leech) was also in attendance at yesterday’s Cyrus family activities with Holy Bible in hand. HMMM … by the looks of the sitch, Nana Cyrus likes it when JG tags along … while Mama Cyrus don’t look too pleased:


Of course, all of this is pure speculation on my part … but Nana Cyrus looks like a randy old bird. I can see her wantin’ to cop of a feel of Justin’s hot bod. Mama Tish, I must say, does look like she’s kinda over the omnipresence of Justin Gaston at every.single.family.outing. the Cyruses have whether they’re in LA, NYC, Tennessee, wherever! I can imagine that it would be tiresome to have a tagalong tagging along at every turn (even if he’s a hottie like Justin Gaston). It’s kinda like the family has adopted the lad like a stray … a stray that Miley really, really likes to have with her at all times. Ah, the power that those Disney kids can wield when they’re the family bread winner. Who knows if this Jiley thing will last the year but … and I’m only speculating here … I wouldn’t be surprised if someone got into a little trubs somewhere down the line. I’m just sayin’ …

[Photo credit: X17]

Justin Gaston Still Shadowing The Cyrus Family

Everpresent
Sunday, January 4th, 2009

When last we saw underwear model extraordinaire Justin Gaston, he was cheesily posing in the Cyrus family Xmas photo with a heinous case of bed head and a Hannah Montana t-shirt that matched perfectly with his much younger, underage female friend Miley Cyrus. The Xmas photo was, I believe, snapped in Tennessee on December 25 but the family has since returned to SoCal … and Justin Gaston (like a sad, needy puppy) followed along as well. Here is a pic of the Cyrus family (Billy Ray, Tish, Miley) and Justin as they stepped out for lunch at Patty’s in LA yesterday afternoon:


Gee, I hope Justin isn’t wearing out his welcome or anything. You know what they say about fish and houseguests. Seriously tho, Justin Gaston is popping up in ALL things Miley it seems … Pink reader Sarah gave me the head’s up that The Disney Channel is airing a commercial for a new Hannah Montana movie and you’ll never guess who is featured in the flick as Hannah’s guitar player:


These two are either gonna get pregs/married (in that order) or the Cyrus folks are gonna get so sick and tired of Justin always being around that they are gonna kick him to the curb … of course, Miley will prolly go with him and then they’ll get pregs/married (in that order) and ruin her career. Ahhh … young lurve. Wherever do you suppose Justin Gaston will show up next?

[Photo credit: INFdaily, Source, thanks Sarah]