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The tragic and horribly annoying Angelina Jolie Pivarnick may have been driven off of the MTV TV series Jersey Shore — twice — but that doesn’t mean that nobody wants her. On the contrary, there is at least one person who likes Angelina so much that he wants to marry her. Yep, that’s right. Angelina was proposed to on the red carpet of some event in NYC this week by her boyfriend, now fiancée David Kovacs. Believe it or not.

In today’s WTF? news o’ the day, the cast of MTV‘s hit reality TV show Jersey Shore made their way to Wall Street in order to ring the bell to start trading for the day at the New York Stock Exchange. Yeah, I have no idea either. Here are photos of Jenni Jwoww Farley, Mike The Situation Sorrentino, Nicole Snooki Polizzi, Paul Pauly D Delvecchio, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Sammi Sweetheart Giancola, Vinny Guadagnino and Angelina Jolie Pivarnick at the NYSE earlier today:

The cast of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” has skipped the beach for a day to go to Wall Street. The cast was at the New York Stock Exchange on Tuesday morning to ring its opening bell. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gave a thumbs up to stock brokers before ringing the bell and waving to the crowd. Fellow cast members Paul DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino pumped their fists in the air, and the rest of the group applauded. The second season of the show will make its premiere Thursday.

Yeah, this makes **no sense** to me either. At least Jwoww had the foresight to wear a respectable outfit … you know this very nice suit she is wearing did NOT come from her new line of clothing called Filthy Couture. I guess MTV is pulling out all the stops to promote this week’s return of Jersey Shore.

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In early April we learned that the cast of Jersey Shore had made their way to Miami Beach, FL to film the second season of their hit MTV reality TV show there and in the weeks that followed there was drama, boozing and scads of guido-certified GTLing. Today, we learn that the cast have finished their time in Miami as they were spotted moving out of their temporary home with packed bags in hand:

I suspect that the cast will now make their way to the actual Jersey Shore to wrap production of their show. I understand the Jersey Shore house will be passed over to a new cast of guidos and guidettes for season 3. Even tho the Jersey cast was only in town for a few weeks, I’m guessing the fine Floridians who live in Miami Beach are happy to see them go … but, you know, that’s just a hunch ;)

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Earlier this week we saw photos of the original cast of Jersey Shore making their grand arrival as a unit in Miami Beach, FL where they will be filming the second season of their show for the next few months. It appears that the self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes have already made themselves quite at home. Here are a couple pics of the bod squad roaming the streets of Miami yesterday afternoon:

Any self-respecting Jersey Shore fan (if such a creature exists) knows that the Holy Trinity of Guidoness is made up of Gym – Tanning – Laundry. After the jump, check out a few photos of some of these nudniks taking care of the Gym portion of their GTL Trinity …

Last week we learned that MTV cameras invaded Miami Beach, FL as they set up for the arrival of the original cast of Jersey Shore, who will be filming season 2 of their reality TV show there for the next few months. Yesterday, the cast made their official arrival in Miami to begin filming new eps of their show … and they were met by a throng of eager Miami fans:

One by one, in Real World style, the JS castmembers arrived at their new home in Miami … ALL of the original castmembers will be included in season 2 of the show. After the jump, check out photos of the 8 castmembers making their grand arrival at their temporary new Miami digs …

While the main castmembers of MTV‘s Jersey Shore are flying around the country living high on the hog at various parties thrown in their honor, estranged castmate Angelina Jolie Pivarnick is confessing to Life & Style magazine that appearing on Jersey Shore has ruined her life. Since she was asked to leave the show in season 1 (after only the third ep), she claims that the other JS castmembers have been hating on her big time. Oh No!

From insulting text messages to threats of violence, Angelina Pivarnick tells Life & Style her Jersey Shore co-stars have made her miserable since she left the show after three episodes. “I got a text from Mike saying, ‘Be prepared to get your ass beat, you pale rat bitch. Nobody likes you in the house,’” she reveals. “Jenni has been telling people she wants to beat me up, and Snooki says she’s going to beat me up too. I don’t understand why they hate me.” Co-star DJ Pauly D snubbed Angelina another way after hooking up with her while in LA for the reunion show. “The next night we went to a club, and he wound up hooking up with someone else right in front of my face!” she says. It’s even more hurtful because she left the show for her boyfriend, who broke up with her three months later. Still, the Staten Island native says she’d return for season two, which will take place in Miami. “Without a doubt, 100 percent,” she says. “Now I’m single — and I want to party again!”

Angelina is a hot mess. From her trash bag luggage to her annoying big mouth, it’s no wonder the other castmates can’t stand her. I can understand how they might all be a bit resentful that she wants to get back in on their good time after she shat all over it the first time to the point where she was asked to leave the show. But, it makes total sense that MTV would want to bring her back for the express purpose of stirring up trouble. Meh. I’m over it. She sucked before, she’ll suck again if brought back … I say, cut her loose … let her disappear into obscurity for good and bring on board another self-proclaimed guidette to take her place. If Angelina really believes that Jersey Shore “ruined her life” then she should look to sunnier pastures. Considering the leechy person she seems to be, I’m not surprised she’d be willing to come crawling back for a chance to taste fame again. I guess we’ll have to see if Angelina will really come back for Jersey Shore season 2 or if she is merely desperately grasping at straws at one last ditch effort at being famous.

Any Angelina fans out there? Wanna speak up for your girl?

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Last night 3 of the lamest reality TV stars to ever disgrace television screens in this country met up and partied together at an event in NYC last night that was so epic in tragedy it almost sucked our plane of existence into oblivion. Here is a group shot of Angelina Jolie Pivarnick (who was ejected from the MTV series Jersey Shore after only 3 eps), Danielle Staub (who stars on the Bravo TV series The Real Housewives of New Jersey) and Dina Lohan (who starred on the E! series Living Lohan) nearly destroying our universe with their mere existence:

“Jersey Shore” star Angelina Pivarnick and “Real Housewives of New Jersey” vixen Danielle Staub crossed paths at a launch party at a Manhattan nightclub Tuesday night, possibly creating a temporal paradox so massive that it could have easily wiped out the Outer Boroughs, and possibly reality television programming altogether. What, you don’t remember that landmark time travel documentary, “Back to the Future, Part II”?

Doc Brown: “Great Scott! Jennifer could conceivably encounter her future self! The consequences of that could be disastrous!

Marty: Doc, what do you mean?

Doc Brown: I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock and she would simply pass out. Or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could start a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that’s a worst-case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to our own galaxy.

Marty: Well, that’s a relief.

Pivarnick, Staub and Lindsay Lohan’s mom Dina Lohan, herself a reality show star, posed for a photo together. The agenda for the summit was not available, but we wouldn’t be surprised if breakout sessions included “Self-Tanner: Can One Ever Be Too Orange?” and “Legal Strategies for Sex Tape Participants.”

Ye gods … this is downright scary, y’all. Of all the reality TV “stars” that could’ve aligned in the same place, what are the chances that these dregs scraped from the bottom of the barrel happened to be in the same place at the same time. In all honestly, Danielle isn’t even all that tragic all by herself … but sandwiched between Angelina and Dina? The woman is DOOMED! Yeesh … the mere in-person sight of these 3 all together last night would’ve driven me screaming from the venue. Do try to NOT stare directly into their vapid eyes … you’re likely to turn to stone. EEP!

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On Friday we learned what kind of goodies attendees of the Golden Globes will be walking home with inside their Golden Globes Gift Bags but today we learn that even non-Golden Globes attendees are gettin’ in on the freebie action. Golden Globes gifting suites are legendary for hooking up celebs of varying stature with all sorts of free stuff, even if they don’t have a rat’s ass’s chance in Hell of ever scoring an actual invite to the Golden Globe Awards themselves. Like, say, for example the cast of MTV‘s hit show Jersey Shore. These self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes flew out West this week for the sole purpose of loading up on free shizz at various Golden Globes gifting suites like the GBK Golden Globe Gifting Suite at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood, CA Friday afternoon:

In addition to the GBK gifting suite, the Jersey Shore cast showed up at THE Hospitality gifting suite that was held at Pascal Mouawad‘s estate where I understand that Jenni Jwoww Farley got her hair did by Suburbia Salon (Lord knows she needed a hair job), Nicole Snooki Polizzi loaded up on gear from Wet Cement, Paul Pauly D Delvecchio scored some hair gel from Unite and Mike The Situation Sorrentino picked up a few t-shirts from Wet Cement so that he could lift them up all night long to show off his abs. See people, you don’t need to be a Golden Globes nominee to get in on all the free swag. I’d bet a bit of money that these folks will not be invited to any gifting suites next year so I hope they load up on as much stuff as possible while they still can.

The real Golden Globe winners will pick up the only prizes that matter tonight during the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards, which airs LIVE on NBC tonight at 8PM ET, 5PM PT.

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