Kim Zolciak Performs ‘Tardy For The Party’

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Friday, November 6th, 2009

Last night Bravo TV aired part 2 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special and not only were we made privy to some pretty horrifying information …


ie. that NeNe Leakes’s main gay Dwight Eubanks confessed to getting a penile enlargement implant!!! (Um, Yikes!) but we were also made to bear witness to an even more horrifying live performance … which I now want to share with all y’all. Here is Real Housewife Kim Zolciak “performing” her “hit” song Tardy for the Party “live” on last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special:


Yes, I think the looks on the faces of the other Atltanta Housewives during Kim’s performance says it all … but to quote Mr. Penile Implant Dwight Eubanks, How dreadful! The song may be catchy but … OY! this performance is a hot mess … don’tcha think?

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Bravo TV’s ‘Real Housewives’ Join Andy Cohen On The Cover Of ‘The Advocate’

“I couldn’t be gayer!” - Andy Cohen
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

A Real Housewife of New York City, New Jersey and Atlanta each is featured on the cover of the new issue of The Advocate magazine along with Bravo TV programming honcho Andy Cohen. Cohen speaks openly and frankly with the mag about being an out and proud man in the TV biz, lookin’ very much like the gay Ward Cleaver alongside his Housewives:


“I couldn’t be gayer.” As Andy Cohen makes this proclamation, he couldn’t be prouder. It’s 9:30 a.m., and the Bravo executive is in a seersucker suit, seated in a Sirius XM Radio studio in midtown Manhattan. He’s a guest on The Gayle King Show and has been asked to sound off on Whitney Houston’s highly anticipated comeback, a topic he’s thrilled to discuss. From Madonna to Sandra Bernhard to the ubiquitous Real Housewives his network is churning out, Cohen loves his divas. Tieless, the top two buttons of his lavender shirt left open, his hands circling through the air, he is on. His excitement about Whit’s new album is not unlike that of a 15-year-old girl gushing over the Jonas Brothers at her cafeteria lunch table. Then, as if they were tasked with proving Cohen’s previous statement, he and King start to sing along to Houston’s new single, “I Didn’t Know My Own Strength.” Cohen sways in his chair, snaps his fingers, and swings his head back and forth in front of the mike. Watching the silver-haired, impeccably tan, 41-year-old former CBS News producer surrender to his inner pop tart, you’d have to agree — this man couldn’t be gayer.

Ugh .. that’s about all of Cohen’s interview that I could stomach, if you are interested … you can read the rest of it HERE. While I generally love Andy Cohen (something about his crossed/wonky eye is kinda cute), I find that he tends to really irritate me when exposed to him for long periods of time. His late-night talk show Watch What Happens is kinda painful to watch, mainly because he tends to bug. That being said, the man is a reality TV genius … he consistently comes up with really fun programming that I just can get enough of (The Real Housewives, Top Chef, Tabitha’s Salon Make-over, Project Runway). True, some of Bravo’s reality programming sucks balls (Miami Social, Millionaire Match-Maker, The Rachel Zoe Project) but overall, Bravo has become THE home of fun and entertaining reality TV. While I feel that Andy’s fame may be going to his head just a touch, I hope he continues to bring the entertainment … if he starts believing they hype that he’s the star, he may lose his eye for finding great new TV programming. Methinks Mr. Cohen should stay behind the scenes where he’s been more successful rather than in the spotlight where he is decidedly much less of a success.

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Daniel Craig & Crew Do St. Bart’s

Someone's a big fan of potato chips
Saturday, December 27th, 2008

Here are a few photos of James Bond hottie Daniel Craig enjoying a couple bags of potato chips while he vacays with his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell and some friends on the isle of St. Barthelemy in the Caribbean yesterday afternoon. I can’t be sure but the shirtless hairy dude with Daniel in the third and fourth pics really looks a lot like Andy Cohen from Bravo TV … check it out:


You know, I gotta say … Daniel Craig usually looks really superhot but I’m not really feelin’ these pics so much. I mean, he looks kinda adorable licking his fingers in the last pic but … on the other hand, it’s kinda gross. But you know what, he’s on vacation and if he wants to eat chips on the beach then he should eat chips on the beach. I’m actually very curious to know if he’s really hanging out with Andy Cohen or if that guy is just a random twin doppelgänger. I must admit, there is something about Andy Cohen that tickles my fancy.

UPDATE: Pink reader Patrick informs that Andy Cohen’s Facebook profile reveals that he is currently vacationing in St. Barts — so I guess that settles that it is him :) Love it!!

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‘Shear Genius’ Returns With Season 2

Cut. It. Out.
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Former Charlie’s Angels star Jaclyn Smith made a personal appearance on Military Island in Times Square here in NYC yesterday for a kick-off event in celebration of the second season of the Bravo competitive reality TV show Shear Genius. Here are a few pics of Jaclyn at yesterday’s event who not only talked up her new show on Bravo but also dished to Extra TV about the possibility of a real Charlie’s Angels reunion movie:


Shear Genius host Jaclyn Smith broke news to “Extra” about good friend Farrah Fawcett and about a possible Charlie’s Angels reunion. As for Fawcett, who’s been waging a war against cancer, Smith declared, “She’s doing great. She’s holding her own and she is strong and I’m proud of her. She is fighting …” Smith confirmed that ALL the original Angels are interested in revisiting the roles that made them 70’s sex symbols! “We’d like to do it if it’s right … If we have a script that is ‘today,’ it would be fun. I think to bring us back together for the right reason,” she said.

Woot! A Charlie’s Angels reunion like this would be awesome … as much as I liked the modern Charlie’s Angels movies that starred Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu, I would love to see the original Angels getting together again. It’s great to hear that Farrah is doing well. I just love her. Anyways … I’m also excited for the season 2 premiere of Shear Genius on Bravo tonight … as much as I don’t really care about “hair care”, I think that Shear Genius is a fun show that makes it seem interesting (in the same way that Top Chef makes cooking interesting as well). Besides, it’ll be a good show to tide me over until Project Runway returns on July 15th!

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